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DEAD or ALIVE?
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He's dead and they have to keep playing Weekend at Bernie's for another 11 days to keep Massie out of his seat
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He’s probably alive but not doing great
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>>539488366
Good thing that's not illegal.
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>>539488280
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>>539488569
This is the only real answer.
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>>539488576
It is, actually. Failure to report a death is a felony offense. It's the same thing as niggers cashing their dead grandma's SSI checks.
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>>539488280
You'll find out on August 4th
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>>539488280
Xi won't let him die.
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>>539488280
I just dont know how Turtle’s fuckin relative gets his fuckin senate seat. We thr proplr didnt vote for this shit.
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The media is leaving the question wide open
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I feel he and Rep Dunn from FL are no longer alive or at least functional and are being hidden by the right to avoid pre November Special Elections.
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>>539488280
the main influencer/reporter looking into this has a sister that 'killed herself' now, so its getting even wackier.
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>>539488280
they're hiding his corpse until after the election.
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>>539488280
McConnell has always been alive!
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>>539488280
McConnell's office released this video to prove there doesn't need to be a special election.
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>>539489351
I can't even do that at 51 and I'm on TRT.
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has there been any other NeWs of him being alive since like 2 weeks ago?
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>>539488280
What's the difference? They will just install his sexually blackmailed sister.
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>>539488280
Mitch McConnel has been dead for 84 years.

Today is the day he lives.



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