DEAD or ALIVE?
He's dead and they have to keep playing Weekend at Bernie's for another 11 days to keep Massie out of his seat
He’s probably alive but not doing great
>>539488366Good thing that's not illegal.
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>>539488569This is the only real answer.
>>539488576It is, actually. Failure to report a death is a felony offense. It's the same thing as niggers cashing their dead grandma's SSI checks.
>>539488280You'll find out on August 4th
>>539488280Xi won't let him die.
>>539488280I just dont know how Turtle’s fuckin relative gets his fuckin senate seat. We thr proplr didnt vote for this shit.
The media is leaving the question wide open
I feel he and Rep Dunn from FL are no longer alive or at least functional and are being hidden by the right to avoid pre November Special Elections.
>>539488280the main influencer/reporter looking into this has a sister that 'killed herself' now, so its getting even wackier.
>>539488280they're hiding his corpse until after the election.
>>539488280McConnell has always been alive!
>>539488280McConnell's office released this video to prove there doesn't need to be a special election.
>>539489351I can't even do that at 51 and I'm on TRT.
has there been any other NeWs of him being alive since like 2 weeks ago?
>>539488280What's the difference? They will just install his sexually blackmailed sister.
>>539488280Mitch McConnel has been dead for 84 years.Today is the day he lives.