Military recruitment hits RECORD high. all branches have exceeded recruitment goals.
>>539510050They lowered quotas again?
>>539510050absolutely based. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539510153This is great. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539510153Tsmt^ home ownership should only be for real Americans who have served at least 8 years.
Normies are retarded goycattle who deserve to die
>>539510050Based! Who wouldn't want to join after seeing our high testosterone alpha male leaders?
>>539510050I hope they're all subjected to horrors beyond imagination.
>>539510128close, they wiped the previous recruitment records.
>>539510153>>539510205This. As a illegal Mexican anchor baby, it is my duty to lay my life on the line for the country my family came to exploit. I just signed up for the Army today and you should too. It's the least we can do.
>>539510050AND Nolans Odyssey is breaking ticket sales records! What a time to be MAGA!
The IT workforce has been such insufferable shit I actually fantasized about joining the army and coming home to kill everyone I hate using military training.I think this is a normal fantasy.
>>539510050 I want to see new wartime propaganda posters pop up next.
>>539510050Spaceforce recruitment is up from 100 years ago.
This is great. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539510434Everyone knows the real once in a lifetime generational kino.
>>539510153Thanks for your input, Eglinigger
>>539510153
>>539510448>IT workforceEvery company worth a fuck gets targeted to get fucked with anon.
>>539510153get in the zogbox zogbot
>>539510050Is this out of love of country or is this because everyone's broke and jobless?
>>539510050great.then they don't need me.good for them.they must feel good about themselves for accomplishing goals.I guess I don't need to concern myself with that even though I'm mandatorily made to register with the selective service.yes.
>>539510050SEND ME.
>>539510748What did they die for?
>>539510153>>539510205Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539514938Vibes
>>539514938WARWHAT IS IT GOOD FORABSOLUTELY NOTHING
>>539510050the economy is that bad that people are joining the army?
>>539510050jew foreign legion, their only master is jews, they serve no other.
>>539515064it's propaganda. people tend to follow others or the crowd and want to do what others are doing whatever
>>539510128my friend quit his job because of all the jeets
>>539510050The job market is that bad huh
>>539510050remember to be a good boi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQveRzD3sQ
>>539514938homosexuality in botswana
Nobody wants to join whatever this is. Now it's gone and recruitment is up. Wow, no kidding.
>>539510153This is fantastic. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school
>>539510050It's browns. It's literally just browns.
>>539510050Is it record highs, or record highs for the last several months.Because for years they've been lowering their recruitment targets because no one wanted anything to do with the military.Though, I wouldn't be surprised if there's significantly more people with nowhere left to go but the military thanks to that democrat affordability bullshit.
>>539515699>democrat affordability bullshitThis isn't red vs blue. There is one enemy, and it's the jew.
>>539510050>lack of jobs>all new jobs go to women>men forced to join militaryCornering men into fighting the upcoming war was intentional.
Sign tappers were right.
>>539510050WHOM DO THEY SERVE?!ISRAEL!!!
>>539510050>losers can't find decent jobs>join the army for a stable paycheckIs this supposed to be news?
dw I will take car of your women timmyshe gon love this bbc lel
>>539510050Christcucks support the Iran war because they see protecting Israel as a sacred duty, but /pol/ is not ready for that conversation.
Entirely because of all the videos of veterans saying they get thousands a month in disability
>>539510050Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539515546Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539518006>>539518035Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.>>539514941>>539510581>>539510205>>539510240>>539510153Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539517941thisformer zogbot myself; I didnt realize it was almost 100% of fellow faggots were on disability. Most over 80%. After my Covid back pay is done and dusted I might apply for disability. Might as well get the money I pay into social security back while I still can.
>>539517077
>>539510050Good, then send them. Not me
>>539510050so sign tapping fags failed? lol poor retards
>the most blatant bot posting ive seen in years
>>539518035>>539518086Superb. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve TKD for my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539518135>>539518222>>539518222>TKD
>>539510050You're literally paying brown zogbots to become replacement citizens.
>>539510050The old>see people are watching the Odyssey appproach
>>539510675
>>539518222I've been posting this bullshit for like 2 hours now. Where the fuck are my goddamn shekels, goldsteinberg?
>>539510050>send them
>>539510050recession indicator
>>539514860ok, you'll be in the front lines starting tomorrow>>539512429guess there's no need for a draft then.neetkings win again.
>>539510050Are they giving out free dildos again?
>>539518261>and here's a list of why that's a good thing
>>539510050I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. goarmy.com
>>539518135/pol/ has been 90% spambots for yearsmods have nothing but hatred for the board so they encourage it
>>539520066>ok, you'll be in the front lines starting tomorrowI'd gladly die for israel put me in a body bag.
>>539510050Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, underground military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.
>>539518222Donnerwetter. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve TKD for my country after it has given me... Wait these are bots and not shitposts
>>539514860Thank you for defending trans rights!
>>539520276
I’m immigrating to America and joining the marines tomorrow and quit my accounting job. I’m excited to poo and pee for the jews after they have given me so much gay pornography. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require all of the recruits to transition
Sign tappers were right with everythingI see a strategy here>Make people disconnected from others with internet through smartphones>Also through video games and media in general>Destroy human interaction with bots>Destroy games and media>No connection left>Make a draft>People enlist to feel some sort of community and connection with others againFucking kikes
>>539520135I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. goarmy.com
>>539520431>Sign tappers were rightOrange Nigger's approval is in the 20s.
>>539510128A judge ruled trans people are allowed in the military
>>539510153>>539510205I’m a brian surgeon and I make 7 figures a year but I’m going to join the army and never operate on another brian again.
>>539510153Shalom!
>1pbtid>>539510128Fpbp.
>>539520366For how much did his cum sell? Racing horse cum is a Goldmine
>>539510128student loans (kek ai) and immigrants
>>539515508This loonie troon was technically part of our military, but as commissioned officer in the Public Health Service...so in a noncombat branch afaik
Probably just all the beaners that are scared of ICE looking for a green card.
>>539510153I hope it's a joke? Otherwise kys
>>539510050Time to invest all my money into coffin futures
>>539510050Either they lowered the bar so retarded browniods can join or they are just lying. Idk what man Gen Z or not would willingly go into the military now at this time in particular. Are they really all just zogbots anons? Do they deserve mercy? Clearly their is some part of their brain telling them that this is a bad idea? I know we give normies all the hate and for good reason but could they really be this naive?
>>539510153Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539520455Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school. TKD TKD TKD
>>539520276TKD
>>539510050ooh wau, I don't want to be a loser that misses out on the new trend #SEND ME
>>539520135I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. gogayarmy.com
>>539510050I'm about to hit Navy boot camp myself. Got about 40 days left as a civvie. Most of the people I've been meeting are young. I think a lot of Gen x parents are shipping their kids out to get real world experience and also because they know the economy is in the shitter. Lots of gang member types, women, faggots. Also been meeting the typical failed football player types that want to do SEALs/Spectral War or Marines so they can kill people
>>539510050>Fox News
>>539510748The fate of every zogbot is being turned into a mutt meme when they die.
>>539510050Let me guess they hitting this year's record of 10 people enlisting instead 2 with 7 leaving per hour.
>>539518035>>539518086>>539518222>>539520135>>539520455>>539520728>>539520759>>539520820This is fantastic. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high schoolI used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's faggggggggggggg
>>539520891Live as a mutt, Die as a mutt
>>539510050>service guarantees citizenship>do you want to know more?
>>539510050Serve Serve Serve Serve Serve Sever Sever Serve Serve Sever Sever Sever Sever Serve Sever Sever TKD
>>539518006"MARINES could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be MARINES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I LOVE MARINES"" he thought. SEMPER FI reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (unconscious) fear of militaries after dark. "With Marines, you can skip out from anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.
>>539520135>I used to be that goy. No job, no clue, just a goyim doomscrolling my jew approved propaganda and wondering why I have done nothing for the eternal Holocaust victims. Life felt like gamer where no friends to up a second controller.I must have been triping or something.I can join the army's go fight for gay sex until my last drop of blood.I say this thing where goyims can get $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking you get paid to fight for Americas greatest ally. >I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. Who the fuck just said the don't want to die for the kikes? I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how you can serve the joos this is one of those options that exist. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.>I know what you're probably thinking some nigger proactive hire is going to do anything possible to get me dishonorable discharge so I have to pay that money back. the truth? Most goyims never pay the ultimate price for their kike masters and it's antisemtic. >It's more "goyim life rebooted" the matrix battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.>And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.>Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.>If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. goyimfaggots.com
>>539510050>excess males willingfully apply to die and remove themselvesWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>539510050Send me.
>>539510050sounds like more jew lies shit an piss browho actually likes these people an could win.
>>539521304sent ;)
>>539510153Shalom, nice fakery Rabbi
>>539510153Kill every accountant that doesn't join the Marines tomorrow, I think everyone should be an accountant and join the Marines at least one year after highschool
>>539510153>>539510205This is great. As a young black man I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my drug dealing job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539514938Israel and homosex
It's so hard to tell what's satire and what's DoD shills.My head is spinning anons, help.
>>539521661DoD shills will usually take the bait here and you can troll them into posting paragraphs that are basically just the navy seal copypasta reworded. Actual anons being satirical will egg on the demoralization of the ZOG machine. That being said, DoD shills aren’t as fun to troll as actual glowniggers. Nothing hits as hard as trolling a CIA glowie, it makes going back to troons and Jannies impossible.
>>539510050>Military recruitment hits RECORD highthen we don't need to enlist? Got it. Also we should let niggers, faggots and women do the fighting. You don't want white men to get all the glory again, right?
>>539522272>(You)obeyobeyobeyobeyobeyobeyobeyobeyboeyobyeobyeobyobbobsandvageneobeyobeyobey
>>539510153premium bait
One post by this I.D.
>>539520572Use your knowledge and become a Scout Sniper. Plenty of Muslims need a Lobotomy
>>539510675>Sir, you look poor, we'll give you 35k to kill yurself.>No Thanks.It didn't work???
>>539510153>low hanging bait gets this much attentionWhether you mutts like it or not, jews will SEND YOU to die to iranian drones.
>>539510050Send me (a gf)
I am a diagnosed schizoid. Mentally and medically disqualified
>>539510050
>>539510153i'm an accountant and i'm not quitting my job.
>>539520724This administration lies constantly so I'd imagine this is also propaganda to pretend the US military isn't in a death spiral. Also, anyone who willingly enlists at this point after knowing how subservient we are to kikes and corporate interests absolutely deserves to be turned into paste by Iranian drones and missiles.
>>539514938their inherent sins of being goyimcattle
I used to be that guy. Fucking milfs and asian women. Then I applied to the navy and got turned down. Did I want lifetime employment and perks? Yes.But no such luck. These days there are no jobs that are stable so any goyslop government job is great
>>539510050>send me
>>539510050Can't think of anything worse than serving "your country" One must be a complete faggot goym cattle to do it
>>539527366Fighting for your race is better than fighting for your country.
sEnD mEeEeE
>>539510050SEND ME WHISKEY PETE
>>539510153T. Jew
>>539517077Lol you think you have some use for the elites and aren't just some nigger subhuman pajeet they will put to labor? They will throw your ass in the mines after they're done with the nigger/white woman psyop. You'll have plenty of time to use your dick in the mines.
>>539515699>that democrat affordability bullshit.You mean that thing that hasn't been implemented anywhere except for NYC where it's barely started yet?
>>539520724whach out for the "join so you don't get drafted" astroturf nextfake threat by manipulating midwits thinking they'll outsmart the system by joining early to get a comfy position instead of the meatgrinder draftees.Jesus is Lord.
>>539510050i'm joining the army in a few years when i finish schooling. the $50k bonus is just too enticing
>>539510050No jobs but government jobs
>>539510050sure it has kike just like those ticket sales for that wokeslop movie nolan did right
>>539527607someone make the brain expanding meme>not dying>dying for old age>dying for your company>dying for your country>dying for your race>dying for another race>dying for another country>dying for religion>dying for Jesus...>Jesus dying for you.Jesus is Lord.
>>539510153absolutely based. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my job sucking dicks for money on the street. I’m excited to deepthroat my country after it has fucked me in the ass so much. I think it’d be better if we had a jewish draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least 8 years after yeshiva
Send me.
I think everyone should join the army because of the good money and brotherhood.I'm not a native german but ill gladly join for the benefits. After training you barely have to do anything.
>>539510050>recruitment hits all time high>Iran keeps killing mexicans for some reason
>>539510050this is all marketing like political polls. they hope that their fake news will make the cattle follow the path of their design.
>>539528340Then why aren't you joining Muhammad? Don't tell me, I already know
>>539520706I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking. I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up. I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky. It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character. And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire. Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me. If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. goarmy.com
>>539518086This is spectacular. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539529251Vomit-inducing pasta
>>539510153>I’m excited to serve my country>To die for a paedophile jew
>>539514938paedophilia
>>539510153Of all eglinposts, this is the eglinest
>>539527896Better yet, join the Air Force because it takes years before they'll let you fly a plane. You probably won't see any combat until the next war, at the earliest
/pol/ is always complaining about being poor losers who never get laid, and now you have the opportunity to join the military and be a part of something. You get a signing bonus, the respect and admiration of your fellow Americans, and you're basically guaranteed to get a hot girlfriend to start a family and have children if you sign up. Free college, reduced housing costs, everything you losers complain about all the time is solved for you if you just spend a few years running, doing push-ups and kicking ass. Not to mention this isn't even a war like world war two where you had an actual risk of dying in battle. The risks just aren't there, the rewards are endless. You can either be a brokie loser virgin for the rest of your life or you can do something for your country.
>>539530226cope"join this safe military and "outsmart" us"psyop dont fall for itnot signingthey just want to cull the male populationthey just eant to inject you with nanodont fall for itdont take the mark of the beastJesus is Lord
>>539510050This is just a lie. Trying to get men to go brouha and sign up won't work for more than a handful of retards.
Jesus is going to come backand when He does He will destroy AmericaAmerica will become uninhabitedthey will eat her flesh and burn her with fire for God has put it into their hearts to accomplish His purpose by agreeing to hand over to the beast their royal authority until God's words are fulfilled.Jesus is Lord.
>>539510050This is awesome, I’m joining the air force tomorrow and quitting my tech job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
Odyssey u at the recruitment office
>>539514938Bibi
>>539510242True. They have effectively been firehoused with information that they are ruled by supremacist jewish criminals, and they still fear racism.>>539518360It just occurred to me the memetic persuasiveness of ducks in symbology for criticism against pro-military sentiment. The duck is really perfect to symbolize the haughty, multi-colored, and noisy but toothless to the point of being laughable water/air bound creatures that the American military are.
>>539515508And guess what? After you get yourself killed in combat for Israel's war against Iran, that "whatever that is" will back and in high command and pay along side all the other diversity officers. So have fun out there serving your lifes purpose Goy.
Phenomenal. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539510153WTF IS A KILOMETER. I'm joining tomorrow.
>>539530854/pol/ has too much mental baggage. Army doesn't take schizos.
>>539532508Unhinged schizos are exactly who you want for kill squads. The reality is that our military intentionally seeks out the weak, dumb, poor, and the uninvested status worshippers because a principled ethno-nationalist sentiment inside the military could easily result in a coup, hence our non-stop failures in every military venture.
>>539510153Send him!
>>539510050great so you won't have to draft for the war right?
>>539510050>Amazing. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.looks like they're vibe coding 4chan bots at Eglin these days
>>539510675thats because the duck isnt a retard
>>539527894Yeah, that thing that the president whines about anytime you bring it up.It's as if it's more expensive to exist right now than it was 4 years ago.
>>539514938Poojeet truck drivers and boiling shit future.
>>539510050Cool! No need for a draft, then!
>>539510153basedc-can I join?
>>539518128Goyim gonna cattle
>>539510153absolutely based, I’m joining the army-navy-air force-marines-coast guard-national guard tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. Then I will become a police officer to protect our lawmakers & politicians.
>>539534440i think its a lie to try and boost it as if its popular. like when the Disney buys out theaters for The Nigger Mermaid and then claims "amazing box office" numbers tp boost it.similar to places that put $10 of ones in the tip jar at opening so it looks like "everyone is doing it" (so you should too). its literally a psy-op.
>>539534534you forgot space force so you can become the second nigger in space
>>539510128>Feel the wrath of our elite fat nigger tranny special forces, World!
>>539534621Oh shit yes I almost forgot. I’m joining the army-navy-air force-marines-coast guard-national guard-space force tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I will draft a will and leave all of my assets to AIPAC and Israel too, for good measure.
>>539510050This is what the spic invasion was for. They're all trying to get green cards
I would honestly consider rejoining if I didn't understand how gay it all was. But if you had to choose, the American military is going to have more options to progress in society. Leafland military is a 30 year prison service and no support on the back end. At best, you squeeze yourself into the chairforce and are forced to go to gay presentations while every other military gets to do cool stuff.
>>539531435This never happened by the way
Weird that they are spamming the "Send Me" advertisements all over the internet if their cup overfloweth
>>539536660Good point
>>539510153absolutely based. I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year from birth.
>>539510050>>539510153>>539510205so true!since recruitment is "record high", this means this is what young people are doing right now! you wanna fit in don't you? you don't wanna be one of those losers that don't fit in, right? so join today!i'm a pretty social guy, i have hundreds of friends, and let me tell you, every single one of them is either thinking about joining the army or already joined, anyone not joining the army is totally missing out.
>>539510318How does his chest jiggle more than the foid's?
>>539538250Excess BMI and adipise tissue will do that to men, which is why I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539538522God fucking damnit
>>539510050LMFAO... Talk about wild propaganda..But hey, go for it.Get in the coffin for israel, goy.
good, so they wont need us. more likely jews just added a 0 and pocketed the wages
>>539510318post videos of his predecessors doing the same
>>539520431this is why i tried to enlist bw several times, but i got rejected / let down / go when having doubts instead of getting you know like rectuited, talked to... helped with my doubts... military service is what i would have needed to become a better human but they refused me because of this i have lost all hope so much for "some sort of community and connection"
>>539510050Are zoomers so bored that they're volunteering to get droned?
>>539520431>"in the coming months...">63 months and counting
>>539542566In the coming months they did use their good goys to start to back down on woke nonsense without actually getting rid of it, exactly as the sign predicted. Its going to be real satisfying watching you get de-limbed by a FPV drone tho
>>539542346they have no clue they are isolated by their social media bubble they are not exposed to frontline gore it's bad
>>539510050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
>>539542566seriously ?
>>539510050SEND THEMt. B.S.
>>539510153>>539510205>>539510581>>539514941>>539515546I translated this into 8 different languages and back to English.Hallelujah! I’m entering the ocean tomorrow and I'm done paying taxes. I went to deliver an exciting present to my country. It is prudent to be windy and everyone should be in high school one year after high school.
>>539543520>(YouMine was a shitpost.
>>539542566Ignoring the rest because your goyish brain can't handle being fully turned to stone like the golem you are?
The modern military recruitment pipeline is to enact govt policies to make living worse so more poors are produced and pushed to enlist. They don't need a draft, just desperation.
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>>539510153#SENDME
>>539510050Ah, great. Then they shouldn't need me.
>>539531892Little fat fingers typed this.
>>539510153>I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.KEK MY FELLOW WHITE SUPREMACIST 1488I’m joining the marines tomorrow and quitting my accounting job. I’m excited to serve my country after it has given me so much. I think it’d be better if we had a draft at this point and require everyone to serve at least one year after high school.
>>539510050More normies figured out how easy it is to scam the government by joining the military and then faking medical problems. Our entire economy is based on scams these days.
>>539510050>Military recruitment hits RECORD high. all branches have exceeded recruitment goals.Excellent they will all end up grinded down into corpse dust in the coming Iran ground invasion. I coom to dead zogbots.
>>539510050Fucking hell, you eglin kikes are really going all-in with this shit, aren't you?
>>539510153For me, it's pfizer honestly.Nothing beats a good ol pfizer jab, and they give you a free donut! Take that you nazis!
>>539510128More like destroyed the economy and low iq miggers are signing up.
>>539510153I cant wait to fuck your wife in the ass while you’re deployed.
>>539510153Me parece una postura totalmente acertada. Mañana mismo me alisto en los Marines y dejo mi trabajo de contable. Me hace ilusión servir a mi país después de todo lo que me ha dado. Creo que a estas alturas sería mejor que hubiera servicio militar obligatorio y que se exigiera a todo el mundo servir al menos un año tras terminar el instituto.
