>be Ivana Trump>come home one day>magically fall down some spiral stairs that you've been using since forever>no one to help because coincidentally your staff was sent home that day>no camera footage because the cameras were accidentally turned off>your "fall" is so severe you die on the spot>your ex-husband who you were supposed to make a deposition against buries you on his golf courtWhy did Trump have her killed? How big is Trump's "suicide or accident" list?
Stop being so antisemitic, goy.
>>539521924No tax on graveyard. So he made his golf course a graveyard for accounting trickery.
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>>539521924there is where he hide some moneyjust like the banana stand"There is always money on the ivanna tomb" just in case
>>539521924i'm sure all of that is true and not troon headcanon
>>539522104close. other things were buried in the grave after the grave was dug. no one is going to get authority to exhume a body in order to look under the casket on the rumours of people who don't like trump. there may be, or may not be, things under the casket which will stay there for long enough to be irrelevant.
>>539521924Are there any rumors about this golf story anywhere?
>>539521924>magicallyyeah, this magic started to affect my grandma, too.
>>539521924Now do the Clintons
>>539526651Boo hoo, muh what aboutism. (you) weak bitch
>wifeLooks like his husband
>>539526456There are no rumors you can go there yourself He doesnt maintain it as some sort of revenge
