>this is what american romance looks likewhy are amerisharts like this?
>>539530076I farted really loud when I met my first wife, I shook her hand and introduced myself and it just ripped.I must have have made a face or something, cause she just started laughing, and ripped one too. Which made me laugh too, and we just both laughed and farted while everyone else watched our unfortunate mating ritual with horror and contempt.
>>539530076I mean, if your wife later on finds out that you shat your pants on the first date and just laughs about it, you probably did manage to find the one in a million who is capable of love.