Arse flaps

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Stand for the new national anthem lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iaepwln-y_c

Yes. Holding press conferences in Manchester not London is the change the country needed.

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Just took the kids to Rouken Glen Park in Glasgow and this lovely family asked us to join their barbecue

what you gonna do with YOUR white feather?

>>539535460
Something does need to be done about the cancerous tumour that is London.
But considering all of Burnham's people, including himself, are all the exact same London politicians as always, this is absolutely pointless.

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Remember when they made up a terrorisms to slide Widdecombe?
Pepperidge remembers.

>The Far-Right Terror ‘Plot’ That Didn’t Exist – Until the Government and Media Just Said it Did
https://dailysceptic.org/2026/07/23/the-far-right-terror-plot-that-didnt-exist-until-the-government-and-media-just-said-it-did/

>>539535697
untold numbers of lives were saved, goy

>>539535310
Anyone know any test resellers?

>>539535808
>low-test

>>539535845
Driving test

Will Burnham be able to keep up the feelgood bollocks for another year, assuming he's doing an election in 2027? I feel like they are going to blow the load in first couple of weeks and then it's back to business as usual.

>>539535877
Buy a fake paki passport and use it to buy one of their fake paki driving licenses, or however they do it

J-sh is a known jewish pedophile who spent 3 months posting CSAM on 4chan from his pedoproxy

I fucking HATE BRITS
I FUCKING HATE THE UK
I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGER LOVING FUCKING COUNTRY FUCK

>>539536063
He probably could just drive and never get one. The chances of being pulled over for it are 1 in a million.

>>539536210
you and me brother

>>539536267
What's your brother got against brits?

>>539536342
Everything. How Brits treat me like fucking scum, like a complete fucking auslander foreigner scum.
I was born here, my skin is White as the fucking snow but brits stick up their fucking noses and spit in my eye.

>>539535697
>dailysceptic

>>539536474
you know where the door is

>>539536474
Your problem is that you're covered in spit.

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>>539536474
> was born here, my skin is White
So you're a forrin then. Makes sense.

>"I will repeal the digital ID" - you
>ps5 yesterday: give ID
well???

i was reading about dead US soldiers and the Guardian was the first non-US link. i saw this story:
>Most people arrested during Henry Nowak protests had been reported for domestic abuse
>Data released by Hampshire police under freedom of information laws shows that 22 of 37 people (59%) detained in Southampton after Vickrum Digwa was jailed for life have been reported for crimes associated with intimate partner violence.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/24/most-people-arrested-during-henry-nowak-protests-had-been-reported-for-domestic-abuse

so it seems like UK media are going the extra mile to find out about people involved in situations they don't like and then (further) ruin their reputation. clear narrative building and insinuation.
>The Guardian previously revealed that two out of every five arrested for participating in riots in 2024 had been the subject of a domestic abuse report before their involvement, with one in five subsequently being reported for domestic abuse.

>>539536555
>You know where the door is
>>539536604
To an English mother and father, and yet people treat me no better than gypsy fucking scum.
I hate you fucking "people".
>>539536602
Kek

>>539536210
alri josh la
you nonce
nice LARP you have there
what's next? about how brit/pol sides with muzzies? or maybe hindu rape rats?
you sad fat nonce

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>>539536694
Forgot the pic, state of me.
>>539536698
Don't even think I am that disgusting fucking pedophile, kill yourself NIGGER

>create no 10 north
>media and public love you for it
>do a days work there to give it legitimacy
>fuck off back down to westminster
>'promote' rival labour ministers to positions at norf no 10
>they get there and think theyve done great
>some time passes
>realise theyre now just sitting in a building in northern england, being minister for vape shops or something

Got to give it to burnham, he knows how to do the subtle exile

>>539536725
larp rumbled
post left hand and timestamp prove me wrong
you won't
now off you pop little LARPing nonce hop on to a new ID

>>539536654
They did that after Southport too. I wondered if the police and media just colluded to make something up. Surely the police have better things to do that correlating two unrelated crimes.

>>539536788
It's a great honour being the viceroy of pitcairn Island.

will the mods do something about these fucking spammers like what the fuck is the point of captcha

>>539536694
>people treat me no better than gypsy fucking scum.
You need to move and surround yourself with actual English people; they don't care about wealth and status.

>>539536835
What is it with Americans and hands?
You're twisted.
I'm legitimately fucking SICK of this country

>>539536943
It's the English people I have the problems with.
Though I am moving so who knows, maybe I'll have better elsewhere.

>>539536983
>>539536694
>>539536474
Exactly as the left-wing have planned it. You're racist coloniser scum.

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>not even a week in to new government
>already have ministers flip-flopping

tfw stole 43T from India

>unable to produce timestamp
called it. another nonce LARP busted
watch his next move: slink away, appear on a new ID and samefag about boggers and say he wasn't even here

>>539537141
43trillion rupees, which are worth about £3.50.

>>539537152
Corr, you've right proper done him

>>539537152
Kill yourself nigger, let me seethe in peace without some fucking retarded American slobbo MUTT fucking harang me about being someone I'm not.
>>539537067
Straight up, I don't get the bit.
My "People" have treated me like fucking scum and I'm just sick of it desu.

>42 pounds to request my great-grandfathers service records.
I fucking hate this god awful government.

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>>539536898
>the police and media just colluded

>melty
he's unable to prove he's not the nonce
during his room temp IQ LARP
topkek

>>539537334
Your writing style is more indicative of who you are you fucking self obsessed NPD pedophile

New policy: free Milkybars

>>539537443
Oh no! Get them off! The milkybars are on me!

>>539537334
>>539537368
Odds on these two faggots being actual faggots ?

>>539536210
Let me guess, you want to go to Amrika?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSmEVLHoXsw

he's on the ropes
seething because his little LARP got busted again hahahaha
could post a timestamp, if he wasn't an obese nonce with homosexual hand tats and an aversion to posting timestamps
fatty busted lol

>>539536210
>I fucking HATE BRITS
look we laugh, and we are them, but they are just the fucking worst, aren't they?

>>539536474
>waaaaaah everybody treats me like shit
>could it be me?
Are you per chance a bit of a cunt? You certainly come across as one.

>>539537556
its the nonce

I want rain

>>539537660
I WANT TO BREAK FREEEEEE

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What up Brit/pol/

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>>539537556
In a straight up rotten mood.
Just fucking... I hate it. I hate this country, I fucking hate all of it. Nuke it I hate it I hate it I HATE IT.

For the record maybe it is just me, maybe I am the fucking issue, maybe I'm the fucking blight on this disgusting shithole fucking dreary post-commie nigger loving, disgusting dole infested SHIT HOLE.
But unironically.
>>539537546
Ah so true.
>>539537509
Had plenty of shags, I need one to be honest.
>>539537722
Nothing good.

>>539537609
Grim

>>539537764
Not reading your blogpost faggot
filtered

>>539537722
news been kinda sluggish for a few days
post-widdecombe and andy PM-ing
sure something is gonna happen again soon though and then it'll all kick off again

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>>539537764
Hope it gets better lad.
>>539537816
Kek can't believe there's really "No. 10 North".

>>539537893
look, they don't want to travel to London to work
most people don't
seems sensible

>>539537893
It will, I've already smashed some shit up like a nigger.
Literally going to be on silly money come this Monday.
I'm just mentally fatigued with dealing with all the bullshit that happens in this country, the fucking state of it makes me actively miserable.

>>539537816
>sure something is gonna happen again soon though and then it'll all kick off again
Got to be one more mass riot before winter time. It would be nice if you could bet on the ethnicity of the guy who's caused the coming riot. Like Sikh last time, that was a wild card, would've made you rich if you placed £20 on it.

>>539537816
The tension is there, i can feel it. Alot of pissed off normnoids out there.
>>539537806
Sounds like a cunt.

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>>539537764
The referendum we all want, but will never get
>democracy

>namenonce sock puppet comes to aid his larp
lmfao

>>539536654
>Guardian treating such non-stories as a major coup to 'prove' their worldview is right while completely ignoring the mass rapes, stabbings, peado shit etc. by their pet bames and faggots.
Mass delusion as usual.

>>539537764
I live near a hive of romanians who blast borat music day and night

>>539537963
Lazy buggers eh.
>>539537988
I think about switching off from all the rubbish in the news and politics all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXisq5jOrPk

>>539536654
>reported-for
or convicted of, I smell bullshit, if they were convicted they would say and as they aren't convicted then the assertion is meaningless and also any bitch can report anyone at any time for anything doesn't make it true

>>539537247
I mean, it's pretty complex.
>Poor working class
They hate you because they're just dicks to everyone.
>Women
They hate you because you're male (unless they're old, in which case they're probably reasonable to you, unless you work in retail in which case that explains a lot)
>The government
They hate you because ... god fucking knows why, you need a degree just to understand the retardation they pull off
>Globalists
They hate you because you're capable of world war.
>Middle, upper class snobs
Either left-wing self-hate or a disdain for the lower IQ lower class.

If none of that is the reason why then it could be because you're genuinely unpleasant.

I gotta agree that Britain has a serious issue where people just aren't friendly. Everyone keeps to themself, there's no sense of community. It's only getting worse, but it's always been the case that countries like the US were much friendlier to anyone who wasn't already in the in-group.
Maybe I wouldn't say that makes them unfriendly, it just means they aren't willing to connect with each other.

>>539538224
>accordion music intensifies
hate gypos
and irish
and nonces from runcorn

>>539538041
I recon it will go down like this:

In some multicult dump like Manchester some nigs will chimpout over some single wasted White dude, only to realise his substantial group of say 20 mates are just round the corner, all loaded with marching powder and ready to go. Big fight follows and with them boxed in, the 20 White lads have to defend off increasing sized waves of brown hordes. It'll be like Resident Evil 5.

>>539538371
how mentally stunted are these people
"midwit" couldn't be truer

>>539538240
I mean real interactions dealing with the bureaucracy of it make me want to kill myself.
The only thing that's ever worked well so far as I can tell is the HMRC, which feels shocking to say.
>>539538224
Grim
>>539538274
I try to be pleasant and kind, I just feel like whatever I put into this country I get stomped on. There's something wrong with me I think.
I'm not saying the grass is greener literally everywhere else, but I think it's because of the level of complexity that there is, that is entirely needless and truthfully, I've gotten a sincere appreciation of how Americans work seemingly relentlessly and to the minute when they need something done.
I've literally called up Landlords, offered Rent and deposit TODAY for the keys and they're like... urmmm sorryyyy chuddie you'll have to wait fucking a week to move in, guess you're slumming in a B&B he he.
Every minutia, every slog, every delay, every urmmm aktually we can't do this, we can't do WORK at our JOB!
Makes me want to go legitimately postal.

I hate to sound like a miserable cunt I just feel it big time trying to get myself out of my debts and now I get shit on massively by fucking cunts that have made me feel just awful.

>>539538476
Have you ever tried eating reindeer ?

>>539538476
You live in the city? Because that kinda low-trust society feels like city living. If you had a community out on the country you wouldn't get that sorta treatment. There's one place I know abroad you can just turn up completely unannounced and they'll let you stay (they did this once but the guy was an actual schizophrenic with a past arrest warrant that really didn't seem safe to keep around so they had to remove him eventually)

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>>539538371
T-bagged

>>539538476
My point is you only have limited mental energy per day and thinking about news and politics actually takes up a lot of those joules.
It is frustrating that the "managed decline" feature has been implemented for some time now, which has a gruesome subconscious effect on people's ability to care about their work (among other aspects).

>>539538476
You just have to accept that the majority of English people are two faced snide jealous fakes.
Once you've got that and don't expect any better of them you won't be disappointed or surprised by their behaviour.
There are some decent ones but they often keep themselves to themselves.

>>539538756
Makes me feel randy. You feel me ?

>>539538440
it's not their fault to some extent
people are having a hard time wrapping their head around the internet being a place where everybody's mind is exposed
people literally don't realise the reason for this pathological oversensitivity is because it's transmitted over wire, a series of tubes

but it takes place entirely within our heads

I like to think that's why otherwise perfectly normal normies are uber-charged turbo-cunts online anyway

>>539524324
>AI generate me
Kek fucking boomers

>>539538681
Yeah, I'm moving to a smaller, rougher town, but basically no nig nogs at the very least which is a nice consolation prize.
I just hate dealing with the Government and the organs of the State because the cost in the way of time alone is fucking murder and then to be slapped and denied for absolute fucking bullshit after wasting 13-15 months of your time is miserable.
The entire act feels like a humiliation ritual.
>>539538756
Again I'm not looking actively at the news, I'm seething because my IRL actual interactions with the State have been legitimately so awful that I feel like I have a fat fucking "RETARDED NIGGER RIGHT RETARDED FUCKING NIGGER HERE" sticker on my head. Where I just get fucked about and nothing in my life has gone the way I want it to.

At this rate if my Ex belled me up in 3 months and offered me that Greencard, I'd fucking take it, I'm not even that keen on America, I just hate here so much more.

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>>539538371
kek

>>539538964
Yeah. I got two separate fines before for not filing my tax return of the exact £0 I earned, back when I had never earned a single penny in my life. Fining me £100 twice because I didn't file that I earned nothing. fucking great.

I actually understand it somewhat because in some circumstances you can take advantage of the £0 you earned to average out your earnings, but the thing is, I did actually file my tax return and apparently I only saved the draft of the return and never submitted it, even though I swear I did. Kind of a bullshit system and certainly not as intuitive as it could be. Maybe I did fuck up? maybe I didn't and it's because the system was a beta? fuck. amateur indie developers have to make systems that cater to even the most retarded people so they fully understand everything they do, but the government can't handle making anything but a spreadsheet.

>>539538964
>my Ex belled me up in 3 months and offered me that Greencard

You ain't doing shit mate.
Your ex left you so she could bang some bloke with a bigger cock.
Fucking nothing more cringe than sad cunts who bang on about the girls who dumped their arse.

Why do my armpits smell of onions as soon as I get out of the shower? Is it a bad organs thing?

>>539535310

>Angela Rayner rules out rent controls in England
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2dg54vprno

Labour are a bunch of landlord lovers. Also, That's a man!!

>>539538224
You ever noticed with Roma Gypsy music they are still using like pirate instruments? When was the last time you heard a fiddle being used in a big western song?

>>539538362
Nah, that probably happens all the time. It'll be something disgusting like a little girl being beheaded. Mark my words.

>>539539127
my pits smell like cornish pasties
you probably have a high protein diet or something
I live entirely off cans of meat and microwaved ham and cheese slices sometimes
it's likely related to diet

i'm just "oniony" and you are too

Infinity pakis. A mosque in every neighbourhood. Call to prayer ringing through your house 5 times per day.

>>539539114
I'm saying I'm in that much of a State and so pitiful right now I'd take the opportunity to leave as the door out of this country right now is literally
>pic
People say you know where the door is but we left the EU and my certs and tickets are fucking bunk.
Could always get my offshore certs and ***TRY*** Norway I guess but that's another matter entirely.
>>539539107
It's just I get this distinct sense I'm not mentally built for this country in any capacity, I don't apparently have the natural intuition that's laser zapped into every other baby's head when being born here about the clap trap fucking falling apart roads and every single faux pas one can possibly make, I'm fucking sick of it.

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>>539535310

Burnham sent a state mandated waifu to my door today, but I managed to get rid of xer.

lil floppo still living his best life? (larping and samefagging on brit/pol/ 18/7)
kek sad lmao

>>539539127
If you use strong bar soap a lot it can kill the good bacterial and leave behind the bad ones.

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>>539539127
Are you pregnant or the rag, perchance?

>>539539287
Yeah I guess that's a thing. There's a lot of hidden rules about social interactions and society and especially if you have a certain brand of 'tism you'll never get that.

I've got the kind of 'tism that gives you superpowers but also means I never really understood shit like looking people in the eyes. I can understand people mostly okay without looking at them that intently, so why should I play this weird ass game where if you stare too long it's weird and creepy, but if you don't stare it's weird and creepy, and if you stare the wrong way it's weird and creepy, and if you stare at the wrong thing it's weird and creepy, and
apparently people just "know" how to do this. I remember being told in school a lot to look at the teacher. I dunno. I've been trying.

>>539539364
huh so I'm just a woman?
crazy
I guess that does also explain why I'm a total bitch for like a week every month

>>539539359
he's been doing a multi-id LARP for the past hour.
its amusing, one of them even appeared at the same time, and only spoke to the LARP ID kek
then a whole bunch of other 1pbtid appeared and engage with the LARP. All his SIM cards no doubt.

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>>539535697
>Remember when they made up a terrorisms to slide Widdecombe?
Mr Webb did a short video on that a good week ago, exposing it for the lie it was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1nZ7vNI80

>>539539127
could be worse, you could smell like bognonce

>>539539388
The crazy thing is, "interpersonally" I'm not even that bad, I just find that dealing with gatekeepers per se within the country to be where I can't pick up their cues to save my life.
It literally feels like the bit of "It's one big club and you're not in it"
It's not like I'm even doing too badly for myself, but I feel RAPED over the coals as of late.

Got a day and a half to get bounce back and stop acting like a fucking nigger.

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I'm Jameela Jamil
A fake Brit but I'm keeping it real
Stuff my pussy with that big white dick
Don't mention the Empire cos it give me the ick

>>539539623
Reminds me, I would shag Harriet from Novara.

>>539539127
Use soap

>>539539484
Hello again.

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>>539539583
If you find it happens to you everywhere though (especially abroad) you gotta think about if you're the problem, though

that's the best way to really gauge yourself. If there's something that always mysteriously happens to you, it might be yourself.
I have this problem where every artist I work with for my job takes like a fucking year to finish anything. hard to get anyone to work long-term. Hard to make them do anything but the specific thing they want to work on.
So my first assumption should be "am I a bad director?" but right now I'm thinking it's just because I hire the guys who're crazy good off twitter but aren't actually professional or corporate so struggle at actually doing professional fucking work

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Mad that they're still doing this shit whilst Éire is speedrunning mass immigration
>'Extremely significant' bomb in car intercepted on way to NI, Irish police say
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpq82dg0y3qo

Just ordered a magnetic tracker to place under cars. Cor. My colleagues won't know why they keep getting their car and property damaged.

>>539539737
I'm saying I find it to this level only in England, even with awful German, I found myself treated far kinder there than here.
In Poland I found myself to be in the same basket, they thought I was one of them. Here it's the look of suspicion, of contempt, of this nigger doesn't belong.

I want to emphasise I do sincerely thing the problem lies very much with me, I don't have a high opinion of myself.
But like the BAMES who schizo out, I want a place where I feel like I'm in line with everyone else.

As I started the schizo rant with, I feel by accident of my birth I've been born here, and yet I feel like I couldn't be further from the English that currently inhabit this land.
I don't feel like I belong here in any capacity.

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>>539539843

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>>539536654
>>539536898
>>539537300
It's called Consensus. The only difference now is that we have all become aware of it.

>>539539927
Pray they let you back into the EU, then. we really fucked ourselves with brexit but we didn't think they'd turn it on us like this
>you want more border control? okay, we'll control our borders against our own citizens, but not against foreigners

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>>539537722
>What up Brit/pol/
Hi. Recently made this meme.

Going cinema tonight with the sister in law that is in heat :/ FML lads just wanna relax and shit post on friday night

>string of 1pbtids popping out runcorn nonce phrases while he continues the LARP
whodathunkit

>>539540037
The irony is, I think rejoining the EU would be bad for us as a nation, just the idea of being able to flee is far far nicer.
Think my wages would go down by a third if Polish [redacted] workers could do what I'm doing.
Though there was plenty work going in Main City when I visited.

>>539540071
She hot?

WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?

lasagna n prawn crackers

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>>539540175
Being in the EU sucks but it means I could escape this country and its nigger lover agenda

My taxes will go towards fucking nothing. the only good thing that my taxes can go towards that I can possibly think of is medical care for my nan.
I haven't visited a doctor in 12 years, not since they closed down the clinics and pharmacies and now I'm more inclined to go private anyway.

>>539535568
this is so vibrant, this is what we needed to kick our ass into gear and get some spices flowing. Let me know cost per head ( under £150 and i'm in obs)

>>539540284
There's always the CTA, I'm not fucking with you Anon, I honestly might just bite the bullet and work in NI if it's possible, get my Irish certs or whatever the cost is to get them transferred and live in the ROI.
Irish birds aren't too bad honestly. They just like drugs too much for my liking.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugbOrWsCVuM
Tune

>>539540390
I thought about it but the time to get a visa's really long and I've got other places I want to be, you can't go other places while trying to get the Irish passport.
I wanna be in the EU for the 50% of the time I'm allowed.

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your digital ID bullshit has already crashed PSN in ONE day, prepare to die, you do NOOOOOT fuck with gamers.

It's not enough to not be islamophobic. You have to fight against the enemies of islam.

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>>539539364
Or change your bloody soap

>>539540998
stop being antisemetic, you're not antisemetic enough, pick ONE, actually pick zero because no one gives a fuck about religion.

All the Norf needed was promise of cheap buses and a PM who doesn't despise pubs with his very being and suddenly its "rape gangs what rape gangs I'm off for a pint"

>>539540998
Well, everyone outside of Islam is a kafir, meaning they're all Islam's enemies. Go commit suicide if you want to help their cause.

"indigenous people have a right to fight back"
-mothin ali

>>539538371
Hes right thogh. We must embrace it

>>539535310
funny pic
didn't read the links

>>539541142
I'm a representative of the norf and can confirm this is correct

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>>539539404
get offa them whore monas before it's too late

>>539539623
should be hung

>>539540208
nothing

not hungry

my retard sister and her poojeet husband are naming their kid Arya. what a fuckin joke

why does gchq want to know what people are having for dinner?

>>539535310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHc
Social media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.

>>539541745
water company deployed bottles of water all over town the other week during the hosepipe ban due to a fault they had to fix so I have been consuming more xenoestrogen than usual
now that you mention it...

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>>539541965
case solved, keep an eye out for local dudes who have suddenly bosom

>>539538362
Happened to some kid I know. Went out for his 18th birthday with his older brother and got set upon by migrants. They all piled in and the older brother is still on a coma. If you're a bit drunk or vulnerable in Manchester you WILL get attacked now.

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are willy inspections real?

>>539541903
It's been worse if their surname was Kidding

>>539538362
fucking hell you're making that shit sound like the fucking alamo

>>539542088
redditors hold up manchester as some sort of miracle

>>539542167
It is like the Alamo. Migrants loiter round waiting for drunk lads to beat up or girls to rape. Sometimes lads try to move them on but they come with a whole crew to fight the natives and the police turn a blind eye to it.

Can't wait to take my revenge

>>539542090
Should be, instant expulsion for the circumcised

>>539542090
Depends how bad your willy's been.

>>539542350
Rape them instead.

>>539542313
Redditors can't tell if they're male or female. A lot of Mancs are made up that Burnham finally fucked off, but now he wants to do his No10 North shit and they can't get rid of him.

I mean Manchester is great if you're a property developer, you'll make a killing out of all the "luxury" flats going up. But all they've done is pushed the actual locals out of the city and into places like Eccles, Swinton, Salford and the surrounding areas. They've managed to gentrify parts of it but all they've done is pushed locals out and left it full of foreign hordes. Absolute shithole

>>539542350
>and the police turn a blind eye to it

Or, as we've all already seen on video, immediately arrest the white guy and let the others run off.

>>539539843
Bulldog?

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>>539542090
yep, they need them for the National Willy Register

Maximum overminge

>>539542145
I cant even pronounce their surname shes fucking dead to me but my mum and dad are seething because I don't want anything to do with the dirty fucking curryburner or her street shitting husband

>>539542564
This. It would probably be better if the police simply turned a blind eye, because then you'd be able to fight back without fear of the state.

>>539542718
i just said i was a tranny but worried they will come back or TV licencing will want to look round my house like last time

>>539542934
when she hasn't got the balls to go full nigger she decides to compromise and take on the brown, gets the liberal kudos with a significantly reduced risk of being murdered, she'll probably pretend to be very happy for the rest of her life because that's easier than accepting she was wrong

My wife has decided our son (2 yrs) is gay, what should I do?

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how they turned the cops against the white population is what I don't understand

>>539543292
>the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

>>539542559
I’m voting Kemi to end the endless procession of elitist Oxbridge grads becoming PM

>>539543291
her one redeeming quality is that she hates niggers with a passion but not jeets?
even though i literally showed her codex pajeet and my mum and dad too no one cared
now they got a fucking shitskin kid on the way and i been excomunicated from the family because i called him a streetshitter

>>539543370
I have 7 others who aren't gay so I guess one isn't so bad

Number 10 norf

>>539543505
your son isn't gay, your son is two, he hasn't even remotely begun to develop a sexuality let alone the words to explain it
I don't care what pop psychology that dizzy bitch is reading on facebook about it

She’s come all dressed up lads think I’m about to get raped

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>>539543193
the armed tranny wardrobe response unit will be with you shortly

>>539543699
He's crawling around the house saying "yaaaaaassssss", it's the only thing he says, I'm worried she might actually be right

>>539543292
A woman shouldn't be deciding anything
Slap her

Unlicensed trannies are subject to immediate destruction

i can only come to the conclusion that "people" from the midlands do not have souls

>>539543337
Peer pressure.

Currently enjoying the musical stylings of the Scissor Sisters.

>>539544308
the world just wasn't ready for a disco-revival

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thoughts on me new meme lads?
hope it goes #viral ngl

>>539544480
My gay son thinks this is brilliant

>>539538041
>>539538362
There's more that you probably haven't heard of that didn't quite make it big enough

for example Ireland had what they were calling their "george flloyd" because the anti-shoplifting guards at a shop kneeled on him while waiting for police to arrive

>>539544569
you're joshing us mate you're soft as shit

>>539544565
based, hope he shares on all his social medias

>>539541774
I'm Jameela Jamil
A fake Brit but I'm keeping it real
White boys wanna put me in the gallows
I'm still down for them cos I swim in the shallows

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>>539544480
I like it
Post-ironic parody of the unfathomably forced cringe and bullshit Starmer meme

>>539544775
shit opinion, WS is probably one of the memes of all time

>>539544722
>I'm Jameela Jamil
and to think she seemed so nice in "The Good Place"

>>539544831
Fuck off sosban you massive woofter

>>539540390
alright lad read your melty in here. i have the same melty at least once a week, you’re not alone in hating british people despite being british. we’re a nation of brilliant individuals and the most two-faced, spineless, lazy, slovenly, cruel and stupid general population anywhere on earth. muh white working class isn’t worth saving, i’ve lived all my life amongst them and half of them are just static pikeys who just live for arguments, fights, takeaways and drinking. the british state is uniquely evil too. hate it here

>>539544870
what a trite, nonsensical post
nobody knows who this "sosban" is

>>539542539
>FrUncle
uncle when did you become a catholic priest? is that what you came to blacky p for? and how did you get back to france so quick?

>>539544918
Thanks Anon. It's been an actual nuclear meltdown level day.

>>539543337
>how they turned the cops against the white population is what I don't understand
Here's your 8 minute crash course on divide and rule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBxxQHAaiZ8&t=2s

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forgot mah pic

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>>539545002
I was there Scrandalf, I was there 3000 years ago

>>539544918
>we’re a nation of brilliant individuals and the most two-faced, spineless, lazy, slovenly, cruel and stupid general population
in this country, you're brilliant despite the state, the weather and the general population
not because of them
I don't blame them, most people are mindbroken before they even know it, the government are great at it, but yeah, nah

if you stand up like a nail you will be knocked down

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Exciting times, another sonic transmission from our rightful king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QthoCMUygkU

>>539542056
gossip goblin?

>>539545304
great, more AIslop to the backing of AIslop on this AIslop earth

nig nog golly wog

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>>539545255
gaze into your palantir deep in the night... and you will see such things... things that should not exist...

>>539544236
post willy

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>>539545472
...give the nog a bone?

>>539545255
>smegma
>piles
>diarrhea
>fanny flaps
>no chips

how much did that cost?

>>539545406
Off with your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sPl1deOLps

>>539545587
give the wog ur home

am laid on bed reeling from a massive poo after having tummy ache all day. can’t believe it flushed. feel blissfully empty and grateful

>>539545631
what is this schizo babble

>>539545587
Give the nog Ur phone

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>>539545724
have you tried gay bumsex? You might like it

>>539542670
Is that a name of the tracker ?

>>539545602
How could anyone eat that.

>>539545869
been pegged before and it’s a similar feeling desu. not one for gay bumsex me

>>539545955
Imagine the smell

>>539545902
https://bulldogtracking.co.uk/

Are good

>>539545044
Choir boys are gagging for it.
Flag changes if I'm connected to house WiFi or not. Still in UK until morning.

>>539536654
Or maybe there is a type of person that involves themselves in street violence. Boring but more likely to be true.