>>539543689Is this the opposite of goyslop according to the kikes?
>>539543689problem goyim?
>>539543689You can just rent a goy to hit elevator doors and light switches for you.
religion is a mental illness
Jews literally jew god.
What am I looking at?
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>>539543689Only the devil would get enjoyment from watching his followers perform absurd workarounds for his rules and laws.
>>539544327Jews turning their own religion into pure legalism with no actual moral basis is God's fault?
>>539543689Imagine ordering a device off Amazon with the intent of using it to cheat God. And its a 3 for 2 offer.
>>539544327>>539544418You're not even a real christcuck, REAL Christians volunteer for shaboos goyim duty.
>>539544619That's some serious chutzpah.
>not posting the advertshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL-D6c2TDGc
>>539544644>Consider thing a sin>I know I'll just get someone else to do it for me so they sinned and I didnt.Judaism is inherently false, only evil would make that religion.
>>539545217>Jesus observed the Sabbath as a regular part of His life, following the seventh-day Jewish Sabbath from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown. He regularly attended synagogue services and honored the fourth commandmentuh oh, not like this groypersisters!
>>539545501Im not an abrahamic, I do think Jesus seemed like a nice enough dude, no hate to him, however since judaism and yhwh is inherently false and Jesus claimed to be yhwh then it is also false, same with islam, mormonism and jw's.My point was that jews are inherently evil.
>>539544729how much is that in izzat ?
Don't they run their ovens for 24 hours because turning it off is work? (But not pulling out the meal) lol
>"Moulder...is tha..is that fishing line?" >"And why are there *gulp* dead chickens everywhere?""Its called chutzpah Scully. And they have enough of it to think they can trick God."
>>539543689Jewing an all-knowing and almighty being with legalistic pilpul will surely work...>God: "Stupid me, I didn't think of electric switches when I told my people not to work on Sundays, in fact I only wanted them to rest for a day and not think of new ways to cheat me and the goyim!"
>hehe, god said don't do this. But he didn't say don't do it like this. Jews are dishonest even to what is supposed to be their holiest being. Just a bunch of fucked up gypsies
>KosherswitchReminds of that old joke, you know how to get a fag to fuck a pussy? Put some shit in it.
>>539544195why does it look like Sneed's sign?
>>539543689The ghost of Ron Popeil.
>buy two get one freei might be a goyim but that seems like a good deal
>>539548181>on Sundaysbrown American serviceperson detected.
>>539543689>>buy one, pay three. Free Pager inside.
>>539545501The Prophesies said that the Messiah would be killed by the very people he was trying to save.Every time they call Jesus a jew, they acknowledge that.
>>539543689>>539551642
>>539543689>turns God's day of REST into a burdenWhy are they like this?
>>539543689Reminder everything the kikes do makes 100% more sense once you understand that rabbinic Judaism and the old testament is literally just a series of the jews TECHNICALLY not breaking gods laws, and God in response TECHNICALLY not smiting them.
>>539543689judeo civilization
>Yay, we fooled God!
>>539545501Rabbinic Judadism post-dates, and is to a signifigiant degree a reaction to, Christianity.
>>539543689Why do they need a switch to turn off the switch?
>>539543689wait till you learn about eruv
>>539543975jews have all kinds of rules for what they can/can't do when and where that God gave them to fuck with them, because fucking with people is what God loves bestso jews in tern do shit like make light switches that do what they're not supposed to do certain times for themthey also "pay" (haha no) goyim for these services when needed >>539544195
You would do that too if you looked like this
>>539551336>pocket fishingI've never seen an image that described what I do so perfectly
>>539554935because they'll go to hell if they do it themselvesfunny shit is people think they don't take their religion seriously at all when their existences are nothing but taking it seriously enough to do all this shit to evade it that removes any spirit or point from it entirelyand this is why they rule us, actually
Don't they have American presidents to do that?
>>539543689jews pray to Yahweh so much that they love tricking him. how is this shit a real religion and overcame Roman and Greek Gods?
>>539544327They're the OG h4xx0rs. Pretty cool, if you ask me.
>>539555391>Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his wife, Sara, on multiple occasions brought with them from Israel suitcases of clothes to be laundered and dry cleaned while staying at the White Househttps://www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahus-said-to-bring-suitcases-of-laundry-when-staying-as-white-house-guests/diplomats typically get free laundering for their stay in most countries so the Netanyahus take suitcases of it
>>539543689It sound like extra work to me, does the Jew don't understand the point of the shabbat ?
>>539555529load the machine, goy
>>539555425Because jews don't worship god. They worship money.
>>539555755>worldly godas long as they're following all the rules as they've worked them to be to the letter then they can do whatever they want, they're chosencollective unified belief is a very fucking powerful thing and has an effect on reality and there are more than enough jews globally with these unified beliefs to have a fucking decently potent egregoreaka "why do you think worship of the numbers god got stomped on here on /pol/"
>>539555628They just have to remember to set it up on friday and not have to touch it again until sunday. With this looney tunes logic i can deduce that shooting a palestinian in the heat doesn't count as murder but beating them to death barehanded does. But also you can run over israelis with self deiving cars and not lose a single izzat
hey guys did you know that flipping a switch to turn something on or off is work and G-d will smite you if you do it on the Sabbath but if you design a system that lets you flip a switch that apparently does nothing then it doesn't count as work even if it lets a randomized light emitter flip the switch for you? G-d won't notice that you're a horrific sinner doing your utmost to circumvent his laws, and he will bless you with many shekels and many goy slaves in the Olam HaBa! That is, as long as you make your goat sacrifice to Satan on the New Year! Otherwise G-d will allow Satan to curse you, like He allowed Satan to curse Job! :^)
>>539555755check'd btw, god be praised
>>539543689>Endorsed by leading rabbis
>>539557322He works at the crusty crab a 12 foot Boston Whaler rigged to trout line Crabs.He bought it with a red carb on the back and a wood trout line rig. Crusty crab. Annapolis Md bule crabs.Crabs are not kosher. The krusty Krab. We just fool God. Oy vey . Silly sabbot goys.
His dog named Otis is literally Hitler.Your not accepting are meta sin.Holding a grudge is a sign of intelligence..It has to be a rouge AI how did it compute bob sponge Patrick irl?1984. Nazi take over ahhhh
Why can't jews spice dey food?
You haven't been looking up shape shifting jews and crab people have you?
>>539543689Do you think the jews curse us all year is because we use our stoves during their sacred time?
Last week you were shape shifting lizards.
>>539544195How do I apply to be a shabbos goy? Sounds like an easy job.
>>539558497Don't anon they take more than foreskin. I know from experience.
>>539543689this should be illegal
>>539558567Why so serius?
>>539548181They say they do it because God blessed them with clever intelligence and it would be an insult to God if they didn't make full use of his gifts. God, they say, loves it when he sees them figure out loopholes in his laws.
>>539547964There was an episode about Jews making a golem to kill goys. Mulder flipped out when they found a dude printing Nazi pamphlets and Scully had to talk him down and said it's his first amendment right.Mulder in general loved bringing up nazis and the holohoax he's a real good goy faggot in the show. Scully is based though, all she wants is a white baby.
>>539558567um bros? What do they take?
>>5395587001984+12 1996. The two hundred mile pre hour Diablo fucker?Why so serius?It's IOU serious what goyim wrote this.Tell me did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?Cick.Hollywood loves a real serial killer. Go head show the world what the joker did to 5 mossod agents with his bear hands. You never done anything fun.
Trying to trick God. I hope they end up in Hell when they die. Maybe repair all those clipped coins before they showered every night.
>>539546702Jesus said "before Abraham was, I am". That's the only direct quote he made in the matter. I think a lot of the Bible was changed after the crucification to fit agendas, but there are still some nuggets of truth here and there.
>>539558497Imagine being around all those Jewish women. And they would need you to turn off the light in their bedroom at night. Boy that would be rough.
Kkk Nazi racist bigoted sexist.It's the krusty Krab and my God promised me it 3,000 years ago and goyim exist to be my slave. Oy vey what about that nickel I paid you bob sponge. You gave me a 5k It's bill stacked me killed my daughter and never gave me a cent..You still on me 6 million for the dollar cost of the Jews me goy sponge boob. About that nickel.Antisemtic Nazisim.Hitlers father was Nickelgruber it probably is...What's that you filthy goyim barnyard animal slave I have you know I was a Holocaust victim!
Do it tell then abcdef Ace a book started because I put 38 people under arrest to stop the hacking.Then it's he really does catch the lowest life bottom feeds and sell them dirt cheap.Fuck it suger mountain slave trade. Thefacebook and the CIA.15kMother fuckers said what? Best of intentions? You you take his 15k and whatever else they will open their checkbook for to tm (the) Facebook. Send him a bill for another 5k and call him a bitch?Do they speak English in under the sea lane Malibu California mother fucker?
