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the drumpft curse strikes again
>>539546860teslas acceptable price is around 270. at around 270 most of wall street would consider it an acceptable buy
>>539546860>SpaceX -29.68%but fags told me I was just jealous of based Elon when I said it was overpriced
Why did this happen? Is it still overvalued? Can I still buy put?
>>539546860Quick everyone, let's laugh at the American pensions that went to pay for this on day one.
>>539546860They keep fucking up grok with over the top censorship and limits so people are mass cancelling their subscriptions (including me). Also grok 4.5 is unironically worse than free chink models holy fuck what were they thinking?
>>539547300>>539547421Are all europeans this dumb? Or is it just the brown ones?
>>539547486Say hello to your foreskin for me.
>>539547486You're providing liquidity to Musk lol.
>>539546860
>>539546860Tesla peaked with the 2019 model 3perfect sound system, great torque and feel, not as much nanny shit, hits 140 like an accident
>>539546860STOPTHECOUNT!
>>539547448>lolbertarian mad he can't proompt child pornography anymore
>>539546860dumping to make it more affordable for space x to acquire
>>539546860i was thinking earlier twitter seems more toxic and schizo than 4chan lately. has anyone else noticed it? this place legit feels less toxic
>>539546860Oh nooo suddenly elon has to live in reality instead of being propped up by idiots. Guess that SpaceX IPO wasn't such a great idea.
It'll go up four hours from now, unless the flight scrubs for a third time.
>>539548175>suddenly elon has to live in realitythis faggot is billions away from living in reality with us, the goyim, but fear not! it's entirely possible he is coming down to play with us!!
>>539546860it was when it was down to about $250 that he was apparently overheard crying in the oval office to donald about his share price
>>539547287Based on what?
>>539547287the *real* price is close to 112
>>539546860You're laughing at the wrong person. He already cashed out. It's the retail investors who got scammed.
>>539546860It's only chinks and gooks and japs who bought the bag, giving all the money to the white man, and it's only them who hold the bag. the zipperheads are responsible for the trillions that have been flowing into the us stock market.
I 'member
>>539554613Apologies for posting these out of order, I didn't want the thread to slide before I found the screenshots
>>539552023based on the value of musk's semen
>>539547339still overvalued, but dont buy puts because youve already proven to be bad with timing
>>539547287My perspective is that during covid I watched it hit 1000, and then it split to 100. IDK why it's going down.. Tesla is actually a good company with a varied product line. They could do a press conference today, and with 10 minutes of planning present the concept of a 'cybercycle', 25k pre orders. They would sell out. The charging stations and related technology is also huge. Tesla isn't going anywhere.
>>539547421Sounds like a boomer problem. Shouldn't have tied retirement to the stock market.
>>539554613>>539554795Soooo... heading for a huge crash?
>>539546860ouch I guess he is only worth 900 billion dollars now! what a broke chud!
>>539546860it's all make believe moneyjust like orc technology in 40k
>>539555043>Soooo... heading for a huge crash?Could be, but this could also be a way for the powers that be to liquify civilian assets and retirement plans to "stabilize" the stock market.However, given the recent developments in Korea around their stock market, there's a much higher chance that yes, we'll see an AI stock market crash that wipes out retirement plans
>>539555478I mean if you can dip into people's pensions it's all make believe money. The crash is gonna look worse than 2008 purely because the pensions will retroactively create bail-ins.
Bump. I saw someone else reposted the Elon stock crashAre these shill threads? What's the point?
>>539546860Elon Musk wants to flood America with jeets so he can get cheap labor for his companies, and yet not a single white man in America has assassinated him yet. It boggles the mind.
>>539546860>stock quadruples in price>...>stock dips>IT'S JOEVER AHAHA!!why are you retards like this
>>539555023>Tesla is actually a good company with a varied product linelmfao this faggot bought at the peaklmfaooooooo hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have zero faith that this will crater. Elon has been scamming people for 15 years and has never been held accountable for his actions.
>>539558830the power of bottomless jew finance and free media hype. jew banks pumped the spacex stock shamelessly, its worth nothing, they make no money yet somehow based on AI which they do not make money from either they are worth trillions. jews can get away with anything while they have access to limitless funny money. this little stunt is going to empty boomers 401k more than last couple planned bubble pops.
>>539555023>Tesla is actually a good company with a varied product lineAh yes, the car company trying to be a taxi company trying to be a robotics company trying to be an AI company. Surely some of that scatterbrained shit will work out and not be fake and gay bullshit.
>>53954686039485950# Jewish crypto scam.If you bought it ,you deserve it.
>>539546860>omg omg omg who could possibly imagine this would happen
oh its brutal
>>539558326>Bump. I saw someone else reposted the Elon stock crash>Are these shill threads? What's the point?People shorting the stock.Many will lose their shit when it jumps and there are margin calls.
He's gonna need a lot more h1b visas to hold that failing company up.
why should i hate spacex?
We care now about the Jewish casino?
Bernie thread? Is that you Bernie Boomer?
>>539563467Boomer "investors" are the most gullible pack of retards to ever walk God's green earth. They genuinely believe this faggot when he says shit like Tesla robots will be fixing their sinks and changing the oil in their cars in 5 years.
>>539547287Then buy the dip faggot. Hold those bags. You fucking bitch ass nigger kike xD
