>Southport killer Axel Rudakubana appears to be manipulating the system, families' lawyer sayshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjrvy450jv5o>Angela Rayner rules out rent controls in Englandhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2dg54vprno>'Extremely significant' bomb in car intercepted on way to NI, Irish police sayhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpq82dg0y3qo>Mega dinghy carries record 165 migrants to UKhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg688pr9z0o>Officers hurt as police boat hits Westminster Bridgehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935k4k4pezo>Fifty women tell BBC they were pressured into having sex with strangershttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly5vvw77pzo>Chris Mason: What Burnham's first week in power tells us about his agendahttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz97ngjpg3lo
the future is now
What's Bumham going to do about the price of fish and chips though?
Big lasses.
it's the clews at eighthttps://rumble.com/v7d7g7a-ndaa-confirms-total-zogification-of-us-military.html
>>539548371Why do we tolerate murderers at all?If you murder a man for any reason but self-defense, or in defense of another, you should be executed. No exceptions. The problem would all but disappear, and the problems that remained wouldn't be a burden on the taxpayer.
Why do police have navy?
>>539548482That was a rough spot to be kicked. I'll bet that hurt like you wouldn't believe.If it's not AI
i’ve conquered all the chippiesam never gonna stopchips and peas and gravyi’ve ate the fucking lotpepperoni pizzaand chicken vindalooi’m a big fat bastard‘cause i love my fucking foodallez allez allezallez allez allez
Me go, numba 10 north,me minista fra innergyonga onga Buucha baka!Kumite, kumite, kumite!
Heard you can grow your own opium poppies in the UK. Probably some law against harvesting or something. I reckon in another 10 years, anyone left with brains in the police will be gone and they aren't going to know these little illegal things people can do. Because of that I believe it will be possible that people start growing their own opium, own coca, own mushrooms, own kratom, etc... But weed will still be strict.
Lamb for tea
Shamina Begum watersports in Your mouth extremists
>>539548482except none of them are autonomous they just mirror the human controllers moves hence why they continue trying to do stuff when they fall over
>>539548791>Probably some law against harvesting or something.The average police officer isn't going to go cruising the neighborhood looking for opium poppies. If they're found with slices on the bulbs, the owner is probably fucked.
>>539548503this is actually a great questionI mean on the real we all know it's because forrens don't eat fish and chipsthey exclusively eat chicken burgers and kebabs so, that's what we getbut cheaper fish would be NICE?
>>539548791trouble is the only way of making money out of domestic heroin or charly involves dealing with junkies and criminals but if it's just for you I suppose that's cool
165 illegal immigrants arrive on one boat. No comment from Westminster, no action from Westminster. Its incredible. If you were an opposition politician, on monday, why wouldnt you stand up and say "Hey Andy. 165 illegal immigrants arrived on one boat at the weekend. Are you going to stop this or not. How are you going to stop it. When are you going to stop it." Then when he worms his way out of it, press him again "No Andrew, you need to stop illegal immigration, what are you going to do about it, when are you going to do"... then when he feeds you some bullshit like "Well, we're smashing the gangs, giving France billions, creating legal routes"... you press him again. Paying france, clearly doesnt work does it. So stop doing it. Making illegal immigration, legal, isnt solving the problem. You're just decriminalising it. So again, what the fuck are you going to do about it. Why does nobody think like that in parliament. Its like they all want it Picrel. Do you remember a while ago a video emerged of a nigger riding a stolen e-bike. A car drives into him. Further footage was released of that nigger previously hacking at someone with a machete. The driver has been jailed for 16 years minimum. "Two wrongs don't make a right", if that nigger had been jailed for 16 years over attempted murder, this would never have happened. But this is typical of Britains two tier criminal justice system. It extends into other areas. Create a problem, do nothing about it, punish those who do something about it.
>>539548791seriously you find them growing all over the place around herein peoples gardens, sometimes in the wildyou'll find an unbloomed poppy just in a random place sometimes because someone picked it and left it there absent-mindedlyI mean they're flowers, and they seed bagels with them, what can they even fucking do about it?
>shamima begumHow come we never heard much about the other mongs that joined isis? There were hundreds of them from Britain alone.Was she the only vaguely photogenic and/or sympathetic character that the media could find?The only others I can remember were Jihadi John (he got bombed lol) and that white convert retard who had his British citizenship stripped because one of his parents was Canadian or something.
>>539549067>what can they even fucking do about it?They can write on a bit of paper saying its illegal and because their bit of paper says so, you have to agree or you're going against the special bit of paper which is illegal. Because of the bit of paper.
>>539548503How much is the fish?How much is chips?Does the fish have chips?
>>539549013“Devon was an outgoing, bubbly person who always kept himself motivated even when he didn't want to be. Devon loved everyone that loved him and showed respect to everyone that respected him.“He wasn't afraid to speak his mind and only wanted the best for everyone around him. When he would love, he would love really hard. He wasn't a show off kid and kept himself to himself."“We as a family are grateful for the tributes being made to Devon and would like to thank the local communities for their support; from both those who knew Devon and those who didn’t. We want peace and to remember Devon calmly, surrounded by his loved ones."
>>539549239I know and it's a really convincingly worded bit of paper too, that's the most annoying part
>>539549299nothing about him pulling a knife on a young kid and stealing his 3k scooter bike
Rettendonhttps://www.thurrockgazette.co.uk/news/26409062.drone-footage-shows-extent-huge-rettendon-industrial-fire/
/Ann Whac-A-Mole Edition/(bad joke)
Another friday is upon us. What will you lads be doing? Something gay no doubt
>>539549404I've never read a law and felt convinced.
>>539548659That would be racist.
>>539549529Might spend my weekend screeching about "benniemongs" in birt/pol/.
>>539549675>burt/pol/how is burt?
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16003599/Explosion-rocks-homes-firefighters-tackle-huge-blaze-Essex.html
>>539549529>What will you lads be doing?your mum
why is this based #meme getting deleted for no rule broken? trying to stop the #viral tidal wave of wigger saturn memes that will flood social media when the normies see it?
>>539549529Just had 4 beers with me dad and now omw to pick up a chinky
>>539549857Pesky Russians/Iranians/Palestinians! (Delete as appropriate)
>>539548503he's going to encourage smaller fish. smaller haddock is much better value but the englishman expects a Large piece of haddock instead of 2 small pieces fo haddock. chippies in poorer areas have went small pieces of haddock to offer better value. the demand for large sized haddock creates an artifically high price for large haddock based on weight when compared to small pieces. the Fish Industrial Complex knows this and cashes in, being the middleman.Burnham 2 Haddock will mandate 2 pieces of small haddock instead of 1 piece of Large haddock. for you cod eaters you have a different issue i am not versed in
>>539550071>battered deenzI'd try it.
>>539549299>who always kept himself motivated even when he didn't want to be.i don't feel like stealing a bike today, but winners do it when they don't want to. so i must go and steal a bike!
plz gib scammell gf
>>539550170Wrong pic
>>539548283based
>>539550170>>539550341I bet her deenz were still pretty battered after that though
>>539550170>a black Baby, Her Husband familyebonics and random capitalisation
>>539549943All your memes are shit, that's why.>>539550469I've not been following the conversation.
His Majesty is my favourite Simpsons analyst on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FHdX2Vdh3UAlso, check out his sign making skills: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPgFcLzMtw8
>>539550519better than yours
>>539550561Debatable.
>>539548994I was never old enough to even consider doing this but in the 2010s maybe 2000s they used to put these poppies in decorative plants with a cheap price, and you could just put it in boiling water to make opium tea. Been waiting to share this information somewhere.
>>539550641post some of your memes then
>>539550561Go practise Canadian healthcare.
>>539550685hilarious mate
>>539549481Can we bet on whether this is an IRGC operation or a KGB operation? Probably gave some kid in a tracksuit £1000 to do it, but you know...
>>539550071you can see a 50p per kg difference in standard chippy size compared to the smaller end of the scale for sized pieces, both A4. a £1 per kg difference on the high end. those are todays prices in peterhead.
>>539550674>getting this rattledFucking kek
go and have a chat and a beer with your dad tomorrowwish I could still do that. Fucking chest hurts thinking about him. Proper miss me dad me
>>539550865>no memes postedthanks for conceding big boy
it seems plod failed to notice a bridge on the thames, easy mistake to make
>>539550925Cslm down poppet. I'm sure your parents like your memes, or at least pretend too.
>>539550925
brit/pol/ documentary out NOW!!!https://youtu.be/MF5wNsfKo84?t=128
>>539551012>genuine seethe over a silly photoshop>>539551013anime greaseballs triggered? that's how you know you've done a good job tbqh
>>539550996>Britannia floats on the thames!
>>539551116>gaslighting like a kikeOvens on
>>539550996How do you miss a bridge?Do they have less spatial awareness than a worm? I know they get compared to them a lot, but I didn't think that it was an overestimation of their capabilities.
>>539551228incredible meme. anime wank too.
>>539550867my dad can’t stand me. he used to light up around other boys when i was a kid. my worst memories are of him laughing with other boys while ignoring me. he made me feel defective and unwanted. will never have a beer with that man for as long as he lives. may your dad rest in peace
>>539550753yeah probably, look what's happening to Russia right now, we shouldn't think they won't hit targets in the UK especially drone manufacturing and storage facilities, they likely recruit migrants through telegram
>>539551306Ask those Indians in that barge ship>>539551319>incredible meme.Yeah man>anime wank too.Anime website, newfag
>>539548561in this heat?
>>539551398keep seething you will NEVER come up with as high quality a maymay as wigger saturn
>>539551228
>>539551490are you sosban
>>539551556never heard of him
>>539548791I think its difficult processing it into cocaine, growing it is easy.
>>539550753One of our oil refineries suffered.......something....not long ago. Government insists it was just an accident, but the timing is pretty suss.Everything is so fucky down here politically though it could be anyone from IRGC to KGB to Mossad pretending to be one of the former to drum up support for a war in Iran to the Chinks looking to squeeze us etcAll I can say for sure is our Government would never be honest about it.
>>539551638heard he invented wigger starmer
>>539551306Easy enough if your not familiar with the river and how a motorboats front pitches up when you accellerate, you can't see shit for a while even when standing up steering.
So East Hannningfield got Beirut'd or what?Clip: https://fixupx.com/Realist_pilled/status/2080708851372855503.mp4
>>539551664yeah if you could just make cocaine out of shit at home, people would just be making cocaine out of shit at home
>>539551763Looks like Jihad is back on the menu boys!Trucks of peace next?
>>539551732crazy. big if true
>>539548768should be in a zoo getting pounded by horny silverbacks
>>539552019thought it was class me. belter of a meme
>>539551105not as good as, used to be neighbours with patricia hughes when I were a ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg-AiBp1F8E
>>539551490If a shit, forced meme is the bar, I've surpassed it several times kek
What race is the Josh part tho
>friday night seetheyou lot need friends
>>539552489>Video unavailable>It was blocked due to the claimed content by BBC Studios.if they come for me let TV licensing know it was XGOFAKCK
Got a sore arseWell and truly scuppered my plans for the night
>>539552489>>539552937fucking shitbag bbc we already paid for this shit you cuntshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNjoPgSyTok
>>539552937Works for me.Don't tell me you cunts are paying your tv loicenses whilst the rest of the world gets to watch and you don't.
she's beautiful
>>539553076mate that's exactly how the bbc workshole in one, 180, bingoyeah
>>539548371God save the King :D
>>539553047fuckershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcYEDe2G2k
>>539553120
>>539553206absolute faggots, use tor and brave search watch in search without visiting ytedna the inebriate woman
>>539548371>Major incident declared as 100 firefighters tackle industrial unit blaze after explosion in Essexhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/clyqznwpv7qtPaddy bomb factory, or Muhamad bomb factory?
>>539553120She looks half northern italian - half western romanian .. weird phenotype
>>539553273this is me whenever somebody complains about people being edgy or weird on fucking 4chan
>>539552517post them then
>>539550753weird thing is that industrial park doesn't seem to have a gas or fertiliser company51.662567471295034, 0.5433911516805793
>>539548371>>'Extremely significant' bomb in car intercepted on way to NI, Irish police sayDid you hear about the Irishman who tried to blow up a car? He burnt his lips on the exhaust.
>>539552963what do you call a gay dinosaur?
>new senior manager is half French, half GermanWell there's a personality combination I had hoped I would never meet.
>>539553434KEKThey are a bit dense aren't they the irish
>>539553273yeah
>>539553513It's not the one with a thousand teeth, I can tell you that much.
scored an early night
>>539553169>mate that's exactly how the bbc works>hole in one, 180, bingo>yeahShouldn't surprise me I guess, that's basically how the entirety of our nations work.
>>539553688I mean like even just normal BBC contentcan be viewed for free ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD but the people it's actually for?have to paythat's the business model lolit's not going well for them either apparently
>>539553664mega sore arse
>>539553676apus hand is in absolute territory
>>539553775Whats bame frankensteins bame assistant called?
>>539553929neegor?
>>539553120Let it go
>>539553929Frankenegro
>orks across the road have set off their smoke alarm again>windows are closedhowI cooked steak earlier in the pandidn't set it off>>539553946based>>539553984no
>>539553982
I just want the civil war and total commie genocide to begin now desu
wagwan bredren an ting
>>539551344You're right but they usually recruit inner city yutes believe it or not. This is a much larger sustained campaign all across the west, but nobody ever gets caught for it except these guys. There's loads of grain silos, houses, warehouses, etc.. being set on fire particularly in America but also here.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c04g5x1wq5vo
>>539554258WTF why do i have a spanish flag
>>539554258remove the G in GRAPE and then remove the T in TING then say it out loud
>>539551727It's the wonders of multiculturalism, truly.>>539551763Knew it!
>>539554368I don't get it?
>>539554532you're gonna
>>539554368huh
Classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9EN27Zh_vg
>>539554303Nice try diego
>>539554228>having empathy for the plight if your people is a sign of mentol elves
Just found out my dad is Wigger Saturn.
>>539554228There's nothing better than a bit of halal trolley meat.
>>539553758>it's not going well for them either apparentlyShocking that.>>539554448>It's the wonders of multiculturalism, truly."We must be mad, literally mad, as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 (LOL) dependents, who are for the most part the material of the future growth of the immigrant-descended population. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre."
>>539554228seems like two bots talking to each other, i don't care if they rape swans or one of them, maybe a lot of them rape women, i just want the millions of migrants deported and my water pressure to get back to normal like i don't care i just want them gone we're a tiny island and 90% of people live in Englnad which is more densely populated than 90% of countries in the world which means they have to leave
Ah shit, here we go again.
>>539554785rather that than Wigger Kronos ig
>>539554970>Ah shit, here we go again.>CJmate
>>539554970Why do whites keep killing Black folx?
>>539554785be a good son
Still creasing at floppo the greasy hostel paedophile
>>539554368>purple drank
>>539555255beautiful work
>>539554258Cream soda one of those is gert lush to be fair ar kid
>>539554970ahh it's institutional failing, it always is fucking institutional failings, it's always them, I fucking hate institutional failings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd0hZ7Rxr-Ygetting a lot of vidrel vibes now ngl
Bit hot in France and Spain, lads.
4 wanks todayeach one doomed bucketsdrink your water and eat your spinach
>>539555865kys sadman
>>539555930coomlet
>>539554622we call it jesu joy of man's desiring here dave
They should build Barratt neighbourhoods for boatwogs on old landfill sites.
>>539556003wanktard
>>539556120they'd all become landfill sites in the end anyway, makes sense
>>539556124breedlet
>>539556258>>539556258go wank off somewhere else you imbecile
>>539555865Well you won't be getting deep blue vein thrombosis
>>539549013The main thing is this boomer stopped taking shit from nogs.
>Police data released under freedom of information (FoI) laws shows that 21% of 949 people arrested for taking part in the violent disorder have been reported for crimes associated with intimate partner violence since August 2024.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/26/one-in-five-people-arrested-over-2024-riots-have-since-been-reported-for-domestic-abuse>Figure 3: The police recorded approximately 1.4 million domestic abuse-related incidents and crimes in year ending March 2025https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/bulletins/domesticabuseinenglandandwalesoverview/november2025>population aged 16-64 (might need to go older) in the UK is 7.528 Millionhttps://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/employmentandemployeetypes/timeseries/jn5r/lmsso if half of them are male so 3.6 Million men and there are 1.4 million incidents that would be 39% of them or to discount double reporting or half that is 19.5% of random men aged 16-64 reported for domestic abuseBut the Guardian report "associated with intimate partner violence" and its not clear if criminal damage would count if it was unrelated to domestic abuse.
>>539548659Depends on how racist you are. https://odysee.com/@Genetics101:c/theEuropeanRevolution:cYou could argue whites murdering each others’s murders a few percentiles at a time over centuries has left us weak to Pooifacation.
am in bed watching one foot in the grave. feeling like a big fat comfy timothy
>>539556484>yup that's me......
>>539556575I don’t believe it
>>539556366>seething at my volume of seedno Timmydon't think i will>>539556445that's a thing?
>>539554886Alluhaaaaa
>>539556714modern life is grim
>>539556484Ew, he touched it.
>>539556788god sees you wanker
>>539557104what a perv
>>539557104So do the machine elves
>>539557357
>>539554279i'm at the point now where i'm highly suspicious and digging into any news reports of arson here and in the US
It's like the devil just won and turned Earth into Hell.
>>539548791Have tried, was good
>>539557051Probably a son he raped or something, it’s Indians. Imagine being a Rhodesian Judge.
>>539557801we have been in the war between good and evil for 2000 years, good is currently on the ropes but it's always darkest before the dawn fren
>>539557599Biden era US had so many weird food warehouse fires. Yeah good shout.
Had enough, I'm off
>eating steak every night for a week results in meaty farts
>>539558270I had a 9oz home made hamburger earlier.Beefy burps ... yumm
>>539558098you live in London
>>539558642>the shabbos goy touched me
>>539558642Ed seems to be morphing into a vampire.
Just had a profound though, Pee Wee Herb Man.
>>539558843proper ganja ting innit
>>539558461what made it a hamburger?
>>539558706he's thinking about burnham's big goy cock
jammed and creamed scones are sandwiches
Would anyone care to butter my muffin?
>>539559017the accepted vernacular for a burger in a bun
>>539559050>cuckold>big cock
>>539558098Thats it, let loose the hounds of hell
>>539559017Made in the hamburg style innit
>>539559253bet you'd prefer your mutter buffin
>>539558256hope croquette has kept your gaff clean
>>539559289
>>539559341the pacifisthescox
>>539559706Has he realised she's Jewish as well?
>>539559706ai
>>539559802cope
Remember Gail Porter?Fuggg
>>539559841pic because I'm a mong
>>539548371I really want to try fish and chips once in my life, but that should be on England and before englishmen get extinct.
>>539559840unrelated image
>>539559601danke
>>539559950Just let English immigrants into your country and we will naturally open authentic chippies to enrich your culture with yummy foreign muck/food.
>>539559950I want to try sopa de macaco some time.
>>539560029As we are trying to keep you out lmao.>>539560097Well you should ask the sopa de macaco guy himself because he seems the only retard in the entire country that cooks that.
>>539558642Ed Miliband, Jew, son of a communist Tony Blair, Scottish/Irish, son of a communist Kier Starmer, Jew, son of a (((toolmaker)))Andrew Burnham, proud Norfman. Likely Irish ancestry. Has possibly sucked a cock in a nightclub. Why do we let this happen?
>>539559950you have to go to the coast for the best fish and chips, it’s part of the experience as well. can’t beat it
>>539560382What coast? Straits of Dover?Also what should I drink?
>>539560531Bleach.
>>539560531Any coast north of Lincolnshire.Southern faggots dont know how to do fish
I really hate it when I'm pooping and the splash somehow warp around the poop to splash me directly in my still open anus
>>539560224Bumham is a scouser, so yes - Irish
>>539559869if looks abnd soft porn are your only currency then don't be suprised when it ends like i get take care of people and don't be a cunt but who cares.
Anyone watch that Hunter Biden Nick Fuentes interview?
>>539560531south west is very nice, cornwall, devon, dorset. drink ale or cider for the full ingerlish experience
>>539559563She's doing the best a cat can do. Sweet FA
>>539554886He'll be blow torching that meat in that very galvanised steel trolley
>>539560590Too strong for me.>>539560685>>539560975Hmm conflicting suggestions here.Maybe I should try Wales.
>>539560097uma delicia
>>539560829Cor but also very subversive magazine.
>>539561130wales has some nice beaches
>>539560829Hank Hill with jugs
>noknock raid>pigs don't know sign language>basically kidnapping
>>539562060They have to have a dozen translators with them, these days, to shout "police" in every language under the sun.It's especially difficult for languages from countries that have no concept of police and laws.
>>539561980Mais je suis encore en Angleterre, putain espèce de blaireau.xXx
>>539562202uncle do you have a missing tooth like that cartoon
I went to Wales for work
>>539562598All my teeth and hair. Grey pubes tho.
