The absolute state of this dimension is completely cooked, anons. Some theoretical physics chads just proved vacuum decay could trigger at any moment, collapsing the Higgs field into a true vacuum state. It literally moves at the speed of light, meaning we will all be instantly deleted without even realizing it.
>>539550164Were the masturbating when they came up with this idea?
>inb4 it already happened at tea time this morning
i got some peepee and i have poopoo. but i have no doodoo. when apocalypse, am i cooked?
>>539550229Your coomer brain literally cannot comprehend peak theoretical physics.Keep coping while the fabric of reality unhinges, anon.
>>539550164YESSS FINALLY
it don't matternone of this mattershttps://youtu.be/bh7imZqpEm0
>>539550268Check your local background radiation levels before posting this slop, anon.
>>539550315will the Seahawks win the super bowl again this season? would be nice before we get flushed.
>>539550164>we will all be instantly deleted without even realizing it.This is literally the best thing ever. Would you rather die slow of ass cancer? Imagine being the lucky ones who are asleep when this happens.
>>539550164>the odds of this not happening yet in the thousands of billions of years that the universe has been in existence are infinitesimally small, but no this physics fag is definitely right
OK... wouldn't some nigger light years away already have done this if possible?I'll wait OP
>>539550412I am literally staying awake on pure stimulants just to watch the sky turn inside out.
>>539550164how can i help fight this and to which jewish ngo should i write the check
>>539550315So they were...
>>539550164>meaning we will all be instantly deleted without even realizing it.I hope it hurries up, everything is too faggy and gay to continue
>>539550495They literally did, you absolute midwit, that is the entire basis of the cosmological constant problem (10120 discrepancy).The dark energy accelerating our universe's expansion is just the kinetic shockwave of a vacuum decay bubble generated by a Type III civilization three billion light-years away.Space is expanding faster than light (v > c) precisely because the bubble boundary is dragging the local metric with it, meaning we are already inside the event horizon of a super-luminal collapse and just waiting for the causal wave to catch up.
Oh well.
>>539550652HOLY SHIT!You'd think we'd feel something like that and it wouldn't feel like we are standing dead still.CRAAAAZY.
Nothing ever happens
>>539550164Sounds like a dream
>>539551032Imagine being so thoroughly black-pilled by globalist theater that you mistake literal cosmic decay for a psyop."Nothing ever happens" is the ultimate NPC coping mechanism designed to keep your cortisol levels low while the local metric tensor collapses.You will literally be sitting there scrolling your phone until the exact microsecond your atomic bonds dissolve into the true vacuum state.
> kang's magician says bad things can happen soonOh, please tell, whomstve should we sacrifice to avoid that, your brainesty?
>>539550876Op is crazy, but you are fucking smooth brained
>>539550164Holy COOKED
>>539550164well we wouldn't notice then would we. but it hasn't happened for billions of years why would it now?
>>539551236>smoothbrainMy wife is a neurologist and several years ago I used this at a party and it KILLED.
>>539550652if it travelled at the speed of light, there is no way for any information about it to reach us in advance. no shockwaves, nothing. this is gibberish, anon.
>>539551275>why would it now?The temporal distribution of metastability is governed by the anthropic principle; we haven't seen it yet because observers can only exist in the false vacuum pre-collapse epoch.According to the standard Higgs potential calculations V(phi) = -mu^2phi^2 + lambdaphi^4, the barrier tunneling probability Gamma ~ e^-B is highly sensitive to the top quark mass M_t and the running of the quartic coupling lambda(mu) at high energy scales.Recent LHC data confirms we are sitting precisely on the knife-edge boundary of absolute stability and total metastability (M_h ~ 125.1 GeV), meaning the universe has finally entered its peak critical decay window where a singular high-energy cosmic ray impact can cross the quantum nucleation threshold.
>>539551413take your pills, anon
>>539550164Don't threaten me with a good time
>>539551412Imagine admitting you don’t understand how relativistic reference frames or Cherenkov-type phase transitions work before posting your midwit opinions.The propagation velocity of the physical vacuum phase boundary is strictly limited to c, but the quantum entanglement correlation length across the local space-time manifold collapses non-locally ahead of the wave front.We aren't detecting an electromagnetic signal, you absolute brainlet, we are measuring the precursor metric strain and localized scalar field fluctuations caused by the advanced Wheeler-Feynman absorber modes reacting to the future event horizon.
>>539550652I know you are the bbc poster but could you reframe that for a white monkey to comprehend it?
>>539550164>vacuum decay could trigger at any momentCan it just hurry the fuck up already?
>>539551622TL;DR for the brainlets: Dark energy isn't some mystery force, it's the shockwave of a massive universe-killing bubble blown up by aliens billions of years ago.The bubble expands so violently it stretches space-time itself faster than light, which is why everything is flying apart.We are already inside the trap and the kill-wave is currently inbound, you literally cannot run from a metric collapse.
>>539550164source?
>>539551197Tell your vacuum state to hurry the fuck up, then
>>539551787>source?arXiv:1404.4709 ("The Higgs vacuum is unstable") more recent arXiv:2605.30259 ("Late-time Quantum Vacuum Decay and its Cosmological Implications").The standard lambda-CDM model is being openly questioned because the Dark Energy Spectroscopic Instrument (DESI) and Planck satellite distance priors show massive anomalies that only map perfectly to dynamic vacuum decay models (arXiv:2502.17792). Even standard academic surveys confirm the electroweak vacuum is likely metastable (arXiv:2510.16043); the data is sitting right in front of you, anon, but you're too busy cooming to read the pre-prints.
>>539550164what's the matter then?>we all diethen bring it on what you waiting for??
>>539551204Baal
>>539551767thank you now I think I get it.howeverif a type 3 civ billions years ago decided to press that trigger, why do you think that is a bad thing?What if that civ already calculated that somehow our universe billions years ago was destined to go into the "cold decay and become nothingness forever"? what if the trigger the pulled is to restart the universe in hopes the new one is generated with a better ending?They configured an alternate seed and pressed the generate new world and the matrix is loading itI was already nothingness until I was born, and time flew infinitely fast, hence when the universe resets and I become nothingness again, time will fly infinitely fast and I will be reborn (instantly from my pov)I am not scared and you shouldn't too:)
>>539551909I'm sure nothing will happ
>External telemetry arrays at the observatory just dropped to zero across all channels>Terminals are losing syncIt was an honor posting with you, anons
>>539550164So? It's the speed of light, if it kills us, nobody would even notice, no pain, fine by me
Let me guess... 2 more weeks?
>>539552381It's tumor light weeks
>>539550164>another braindead retard thinking math = reality and doesnt understand that math is a derivative of reality and not the reality itself>>539550315>peak theoretical physics.>theoreticaland as we all know jews are retarded and their theories are wrong.just because a brainrotted jew can calculate something on a napkin doesnt mean reality works that way.
>>539550652>The dark energyno such thing, jews invented this untestable ad hoc explanation to safe their failing big bang model.so yes nothing to worry about.
>>539550164Bubbles popIt’s what they do.>insiderInside of what?
>>539550164noyoure just misunderstanding data because you dont actually understand particle physics. you just read some sensationalist popsci headline and took it at face value>>539550652>The dark energy accelerating our universe's expansion is just the kinetic shockwave of a vacuum decay bubble generated by a Type III civilization three billion light-years away.ortheyre fucking wrong and dark energy is just us missing some maths. wouldnt be the first time our cosmological model got totally rewritten. wont be the last either. frankly, the hubble "tension" should be called a "catastrophe". weve literally never been more off in terms of a mathematical calculation ever. were not getting ripped apart faster than light, and we can observe that. so the maths are fucked up. its that simple
>>539550164Should we stop using vacuum cleaners then?
>>539550164Okay and what are you going to do about? What could the richest, smartest, jewiest Jew in the world possibly do about that?Oh, NOTHING? Fuck off.
>>539552714>Inside of what?His own ass.
>>539552781yesuse leaf blowers insteadshould give us a couple extra months
>>539550652How am I supposed to know dark matter/energy is real? Maybe the models are just wrong if they predict that there should be 6 times more mass than there is
>>539550164>pic relatedTIME COMPRESSION
>>539550411didnt some fucking pajeet family just buy the seahawks? i cant take sportball seriously. theres nothing at all that ties a team to a geographical area, so what is it good for besides gambling? makes no fucking sense I'd rather be on my boat, fishing than watch sports, which is probably just 5 minutes of action per half hour with the rest being zogbots shilling globohomo advertisements.
>>539552857>How am I supposed to know dark matter/energy is real?you have to trust a jew>Maybe the models are just wrongsaying this out loud causes a lot of "oy vey" tho.please be considerate anon, jews NEED your tax money to perform more pointless experiments build on retarded cosmological models so they can search for stuff that isnt there.
>>539550164based ff8 enjoyer
>>539550164If it hasn't happened in the last 13 billion years it probably won't happen now.
>>539550164
>jannies DELET the actual gud space thread>leaves this one upnow watch as this niggercattle slop stays up for like 10hrs
>>539553093What was the gud space thread about
>>539550164A one in 10^868 chance of this actually happeningWE ARE ABOSLUTELY COOKED LADS, YOU BETTER DESPAIRno thanks, I'm going to just keep living my fucking life because theres an incomprehensibly large likelihood of it being a fucking nothingburger
>>539550164>insider hereyou are a chronically online academic, and you people should be purged
>>539550164So everything you just said doesn't matter then? Who gives a shit.
>>539550164What's the difference between this and a life ending asteroid impact or nuclear war? In fact, what's the difference between just dying from cancer or a car crash? It's the same thing. You're just fetishizing death by making it sound way more grandiose than it actually is.
>>539553175JWSTand we were talking about the various current cosmological models being tossed aroundbut no. were only allowed to have dumb 80IQ threads by memeflaggots who take popsci headlines literally>uhm ACKshually the universe IS expanding faster than light because muh type III civilization decided to build an rocketship and the entire universe could just explode cuz wtf is an higgs bosongive it a minute and all the unironic flatearthers will show up and say their canned lines about how space is fake/jewish or some retard shitits all so tiresome
>>539550164>They found the delete function for the universe but can't click it thankfully.
Space is fake
>To the anon who is about to reply in exactly 4 minutes calling this a "schizo slide thread because of the FF8 image"You literally just typed that out because your brain is trying to rationalize the localized causal overlap, but I am reading your post right now from 12 minutes into your future line.The past and the present have already compressed into a singular metric point, your next reply doesn't exist yet in your linear perception, but the network packets have already leaked backwards through the collapsing Higgs field.
>>539550164This has always been true, anon. At literally any moment we could be cooked by a gamma ray burst or hit by a strangelet or even just massively fucked up by an undetected meteor. Space is dangerous. Its not worth living your life worried about being wiped out by something you couldn't see coming, assume tomorrow will still be there until you have reason to suspect otherwise.
the idea of false vacuum collapse isn't exactly fresh news
>>539552857It makes perfect sense that dark energy/dark matter would exist, because we obviously can't see everything in space. Dark matter could literally just be as simple as "there are a bunch of planets that are not orbiting any stars that would illuminate them for us to easily spot" or "there are a bunch of stars that are so dim that we can't see them, like a burnt-out lightbulb that gets warm but doesn't throw any light". That doesn't mean that the model can't be wrong, but the idea that we MUST be able to see everything thats out there with our current technology is clearly a bad premise and the idea that there is more than we can currently see is sound. It doesn't have to be magical or mysterious, we just can't see it from this far out.
>>539553021No wonder Squall was constantly mopey. Seifer fucked Rinoa first.
>>539550164You are just a jew trying to hawk some new bullshit to the clueless normies.
>dimension Baby is running on literal first scarscosama, first second third tides will reach apex and this shit is still just a drop in the cosmic orgasm. Not even the dead are ready for the real shit show>Protip: we won't be chosen to see it.
>>539550164Space is not a bubble you know ?
>>539551987Saar, Indian, "lord"
I'm a hardcore FF8 fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
>>539551597>the quantum entanglement correlation length across the local space-time manifold collapses non-locally ahead of the wave frontbullshit. no such thing as non-local collapse. no amount of decoherence can manifest what's not already there. yes we live on the razor edge of reality, no shit sherlock, that's basic anthropic principle. therefore I'll keep fapping to anime catgirls.
>>539550164>we will all be instantly deleted without even realizing it.
>>539550164Well? We're waiting!
>>539555707Anon those might be demons baiting you to kys, then once you're dead you get rugpulled out of your final fantasy dream. Please be careful. Give it some thought
>>539550164>Some theoretical physics chads just proved vacuum decay could trigger at any moment,This is 100% not how professionals talk but im glad you enjoyed your clickbait article and or your talking head on the screen. Nice larp overall tho .
>>539560490Plus experimental physics would be your proof you schizo retard
>>539555707ff8 was the shitty bad one lol
>>539555707Nigga you're retarded. Just buy a Griever ring/pendant like the rest of us.
Oops shouldn't have fucked with dimensional travel
>>539550164*furiously, THUNDERINGLY, shits himself, SCREAMING like a MANIC!*k. keep me posted.
