Reminder that washing your ass with soap is what the jews want. Don't let the jews take away your natural anal oils
>>539550209>dont clean your asshole with soapChat is this real?
jeet or faggot?Call it
>>539550209The american will never experience the freshness of shitting, then washing your anus in a bidet, then closing it to spread a tiny bit of liquid soap around it, then water again to wash away the soap in foamy cleaness that will last you the entire day
>>539550209Wash yo ass nigga
>>539550209I wipe my ass with wet toilet paper until I'm clean, then dry. Never had skid marks. Anal oils aren't gonna wash shit away
>hygeine advice from redditors
>>539550209How do they feel about man-on-man buttfucking? Is that good anal hygiene?
>>539550209Is nigger saliva a good detergent?
>>539550209Your left hand is more than enough to fully clean yourself after taking a stinky curry shit on the sidewalk and your right hand is fine to scoop it up and eat it.
i use dr squatch soap and shave off a little specifically to credit card swipe between my cheeks.why do people want “anal oil”??? wtf man
>>539550209ass wiping is what woman's tongues are made for
>>539550209Actually not washing my ass makes it itchy, so I'll wash my ass k thnx bye.
>honey where did you put my soapless anal cleanser I can't find it
>>539550209>washing your anus with soap may make it itchyfor years i've suffered
>>539551266anus oils are important only if/when you intend on inserting anything into the anus. it keeps it safe when being stretched out
>>539550572You don't know how to wipe your ass so you need to spray shit everywhere?? Subhuman retard lol
Maybe if your "soap" is 150 different manmade chemicals instead of real, plain ole castile soap. Fucking reddit fags are probably fucking each others aids filled prolapsed assholes too often and blaming soap either way.
How else would an anglo wash away the leftover Vaseline from it?
>>539550509I've never seen my asshole. Many people have died without knowing what their asshole looks like.
They don't want to smell your ass every time they step out of the office.
>>539551429no wonder reddit cares about this then. i have never thought about the state of my anal oil
>>539551433only a mutt could think that smearing shit around his anus and walk around with it all day is not subhuman
>>539550209I use dollar store shampoo. One glop on the head rub it with both hands use one hand to clean one armpit and crotch. Use the other hand to clean the other armpit than the butt. Clean head, clean armpits, clean pee pee, clean butt. Happy man. You don't have to make it complicated.
>>539550572Instead of a water hose why not an anus jacuzzi?
>>539551574You never learned how to wipe xD your parents failed you must be retarded if you can't figure it out on your own at whatever age you are. Honestly disgusting primitive subhuman you'd love india
>>539550209I eat a liquid diet with all the nutrients I need. My body flushes any waste via urine only. I've completely eliminated the need for bowel movements and I have never felt better.
whens the last time you guys did an anal oil change?
>>539551433>wipes his ass with dry paper that leaves flecks on his hairy assholejust take the L on this one dude
>>539550209I always read about people not washing tgeir genitals right. If a person isn't washing their cock and balls or snatch right, I seriously doubt that they're washing their ass.
>>539550209Nothing wrong with keeping your asshole scupulously and neurotically clean, shitass.
>>539550572>then closing it to spread a tiny bit of liquid soap around itNot sure if anon is washing his butt or the toilet lid my english comprehension isn't that great
>>539551802Usually once before the summer and before the winter, make sure to use an OEM anal filter too
>>539551806You seriously don't know how to wipe your ass? You'd love india and how they spread feces everywhere
>>539551802i do it every time i check my tranny fluid
>crustfags
>>539551000checked and kek'd
>>539550572>Argentina has bidetsWow.
>>539550209>this is what they took from you
>>539550209janniesthey do it for free
>>539550209>natural anal oilsi was 30 when i realized i actually have thisit's like i suddenly developed musk glandit's sticky and translucent and doesn't smell like shit at all, more like concentrated sweati bet if i scratched my asshole and shoved my finger under a girl's nose she'd get soaking wet
If you are right you wouldn't need to wipe at all. I haven't had to buy toilet paper ever since I quit putting poison in my body, namely sugar and meat.
>>539550572I just take a shit and then take a shower and use that high pressure jet stream to wash off my peupenschnitzel
>Redditors haven't figured out /pol solved this problem years ago.
>>539550209Also don't use a sponge or rag when showering. Your palms and cleanser are enough. For your skin I mean, not your anus.
>>539550209Yeah ok... Go ahead and wash it with water only. You'll certainly develop a great reputation.
>>539551000NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
>>539550572I have a bidet attachment. I've never fingered myself with liquid soap though.
>>539551840Usually English is fixated on the topic or subject.In this case his anus
>>539550209I've never used soap in my life. I just use a washcloth with water and then put deodorant on after I get out of the shower. I also only wash my hair every other day, otherwise my hair becomes dry and brittle.
>anal oils
>>539550209>natural anal oilsthats a weird way of saying you smell like shit. this is revolting mister america.
>>539551472Are the Anglos in the room with us right now?
>>539550209Just don't use soap too often and you'll be fine.
>>539550209It doesn't say anything about not putting things in your anus and vigorously pushing them in and out to avoid chafing and inflamation. It is stunning how much bad faith there is around the realities of faggotry. I was talking to a libcunt once about anal sex, and I just mentioned matter-of-factly that the anus is where shit comes from, and she gave me this look like she was about to have a cervical prolapse right in front of me. Somehow they hide the fact of how disgusting faggots are from themselves, even to the point of trying to cover up all the shit and disease with a rainbow like no one will notice how incongruous the representation is from the reality. And in fact most people are so retarded they in fact to not notice.
>>539550209The fuck? Don't listen to these people. Soap your filthy fucking ass up and clean it. Don't be retards walking around with poopbutt.
>>539551898imagine being proud of swearing shit with bad quality paper around your anus and calling it a win.
>>539550209I never wash my ass or balls ever because my bf says he likes to savor the flavor.
>>539550209You clean ur asses with soap? Lmao wtf, just wash it with water and you're done, no need for soap.
I have a clean ass.
>>539550209JET WASHER BROS WE WON
>>539557900>IDkek
>>539550209>trying to get white idiots to turn the shower head to blast and enemize their assholes>then moisturize themDisappointing. I always looked to Reddit as the commanding authority on all things ass-related, but have to say I have my doubts now.
>>539561671I installed one of these in my house. I am never going back. EVER
the male anus is self-cleaning
>>539561671Now I know why leftist urban shitholes practically enforce flow restrictors, so people can spend 20 minutes a day shooting reduced-pressure fluoridated water streams up their asses.
>>539551176jeets literally do this and splash at their asshole with a cup or bottle of water. then it gets in under their fingernails and stays there until they make your Subway footlong. If you eat food touched by a jeet then you are absolutely retarded and deserve everything coming to you. boycott jeet filth
>>539551514jeet confucius over here
>>539562228We had an Indian truck driver use our single occupant restroom and do this except he washed himself with toilet water that he had just shit in.We know this because he didn't lock the door and a woman who worked there walked in
>>539551000Trips of truth
>>539550572Bidets are peak
>>539550572I bet you slip a finger inside to check if you have a little shit still in you, faggot
Use intimate soap for your junk and ass. Other soap is too harsh.
>>539550209Did you know if you eat enough fiber you'll barely have to wipe? Pair it with a bidet and bingo bango
>>539550209generally speaking you should only use soap (and shampoo) when you're genuinely dirty, like dirty from actual dirt and grime like after working on a car.otherwise, hot water is fine.
Haven't wiped in ~3 years and I've never felt better even diarrhea isnt as bad as it was
I shower daily, before bed, with only water. I use soap maybe once a week or if I am covered in grease. It's not good for your skin. Keep your clothes clean, wash your bedding weekly. Brush your teeth twice a day and floss once per day. Get a sonic toothbrush, preferably.
I will not participate in this thread
>>539550209you know that everybodies anus is different? Instead of using facial recognition the anus could be used as an biometric identifier. It would also be more secure and harder to access unlike fingerprint or facial recognition unless of course your OP.
>>539555963Homosexuals gross because anal sex is a retarded mindset when you realize its unheard of among straights
>>539565554*not unheard of
>>539553919>>539564669yeah wtf is he on about?
>>539561909how are these better than a bidet seat attachment? cheaper i assume? but does it have warm water ?
>>539550572wait so argentines soap the rim of their anus with their finger every time they shit?
>>539550209>shit>get into shower>wash ass out with water and fingers>wash hands thoroughly with soapnever had a problem, maybe i'll invest in a bidet the next time i move but the less chemicals that get up your butt the better
>>539565543smartpipe® is the only company that is a registered sex offender
>>539563167there is no saving these vermin
>>539566766fucking lost
>>539550209I've never used soap, just water from the bidet and tp to dry it
you DO rim the inside of your asshole when you clean it right???
>If you got bad breath then maybe try Scope and if you wash your ass you'd best use soap -Beastie Boys
>>539551898heres an experimentsmear some peanut butter in the carpet and try to remove it all with tp
tranny troon pervert mental illness thread
>>539550209degenerate assholes
Im using wipes now..I think they are right that soap makes your asshole itch. Everytime i soap it up good down there my asshole burns for like 2 days. But im not just gonna have a smelly ass. No ill at least use wipes.
>>539551000Lel gottem
it just feels so good to shave everything down there and always wash it with warm water and soap, ready to have fun after everything is nice and clean
how else do you get rid of the acid from poop???you need to use soap. it's basic.
I just took a messy shit in a bathroom with just toilet paper. I don't think no wipe would have been an option.
>>539550209Since the dawn of time, people have been walking around with dirty anuses. Jews sold them soap made from the oil of Christian Saints burned at the stake .True story from The Book of the Histories by Guinea the elder?
i always knew that the day would come when id see a vegan / redditor type argue this unironically
>>539550209sorry kike, by my waggie caggie doesn't afford me soap products
did goatse ever do a prep manual?
>>539551806That doesn't happen. The people who say this does either have a really disgustingly hairy ass or, they just don't know how to wipe properly. The human ass was meant to be wiped. There are no natural sources of water to spray up your ass. You used leaves or detritus until you were able to bathe. Maybe you should trim your ass hair off, makes wiping much easier and doesn't spray ass water all over your bathroom or toilet.
Anal oils?
>>539551514Yeah because they're caked in poo. I mean their asshole as well as their general state when they die.
>>539551514I’ve seen your asshole. I’ve seen it on the innernet. I’ve seen your asshole on the innernet.
>>539551786Ywnbaw
>>539554119Animal.
>>539550572You're just spraying it? Don't you wipe at all?
>wipe with tp until its almost clear>wipe with wet wipes until its fully clearidk works for meif i owned a house maybe id get a bidet i guessalso god damn i need to eat more fibre
>>539550209>DONT USE SOAP ON THE FACE, ASSHOLE, BALLS, OR HAIR. IN FACT DON'T USE SOAP AT ALL JUST LET YOUR BODY GET CAKED IN SWEAT GRIME AND BACTERIA THEN SLEEP IN IT YOU FUCKING RETARDno thanks
i wash my asscrack with soap everytime i shower. I will admit that i tend to get that fresh ass smell. and if i dont shower after awhile it tends to go away Kinda like the tuna fish smell like a day or so after i masturbate to orgasm and especially if i shower after cooming.i think the oils are to provide a microclimate that keeps smell in. or perhaps the fresh ass smell is just fresh unoxidized anal oils. i dunno, i will not soap my ass crack atleast and probably skip soaping my dick and balls too and see how it goes.
>>539562444Conpoocius, if you willAlso checked
>>539550209The butthole is not the same as a vagina. Just don’t go in there with bottle brush and tear up your colon.
>>539551000Glowniggers are very good at tonguing anuses
>>539569672It will absolutely happen with cheap tp used dry, you need to either dab a bit of lotion on the TP or use pre moistened disposable wipes because most tp can rip from dry friction.
>>539550209>Taking hygiene advice from redditors
