It's called ShepardSafety, and our mission is simple: keep government officials and their families safe!I have already received seed money from a hyperscaler and we plan on launching satellites to monitor government officials day and night; our proprietary AI will monitor where government officials and their families go, where they stop, who they meet with, and when they return home.We have already started collecting and building profiles on their vehicles, spouses vehicles, children's vehicles and other visual characteristics. We will combine that information with publicly available data; bluetooth signals, advertising IDs, vehicle information, commercial data sources so that our Authorized Users (AUs) can replay the movements of every government official and their immediate family. There is fundamentally no difference from the current Flock Safety Capture systems and our system.Everything will be stored securely and only AUs will have access. Local businesses will be invited to join our network so that Government officials can continue being protected while; shopping, eating, or traveling throughout the USA. Some of you might think this sounds invasive, and you may worry about abuse, you may worry about unauthorized access, and tracking innocent people, but you have nothing to worry about because after all if you are doing nothing wrong you have nothing to hide! Only Authorized Users (AUs) will have access as I have made that clear, AND we pinky promise to only store the data for 30 days. this was satirePRIVACY DOESN'T STOP BEING IMPORTANT JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD "SAFETY"Surveilling government officials to this degree is WRONG just like what the government is doing to its citizens is WRONG
>>539550794This actually almost sounds like it could make an excellent way to scam retarded investors out of their money.
wow this really opened my mind and changed the way I think about flock
>>539550794What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Flock academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret peepings on the public, and I have over 300 confirmed flock erections. I am trained in anti-privacy warfare and I'm the top peeper in the entire US flock forces. You are nothing to me but just another target to be snooped on. I will watch you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my not so secret network of flock camera across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can watch you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare eyes. Not only am I extensively trained in peeping tommery, I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States CCTV network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>539550794>this was satire>tips fedora
