You ever wonder what your ancestors were up to thousands of years ago?
>>539554361fucking, otherwise they wouldn't be ancestors
>>539554361There’s no proof ancestors are a real thing. It’s a psyop.
probably shitposting on cavechan
Subsistence farming, most likely.
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>>539554361having children
>>539554361probably fucking underage children
>>539554494I like to think my lineage is a bunch of guys shitposting irl, talking up his boys so they get laid, and making dick jokes. Like a thousand years of that, and occasionally shooting a Russian guy with an arrow because he got cheeky.
>>539554361exterminating dragons. establishing empires. living off free energy. not being slaves to the jew debt system. owning land. only working half a year. having a lot of children. living in a pure environment. eating clean food. being in touch with their spiritual nature. encountering cryptids and fairy folk all over the place. practicing magic. being healthy and well developed from proper nutrition.
>>539554361They were illiterate fishermen doing nothing of any importance. My family aren’t actually from mainland Europe but one of these islands here- “the Kalmar Union”. Technically I can claim both Norge and Danes as my forefathers since it was same country at that time.
>>539554361Where can I buy shrink heads?
>>539554855>They were illiterate fishermen doing nothing of any importancethis is what (((historians))) want you to believe. IIm willing to be that you actually think that we are living at the peak of human civilization right now because we have internet and food delivery.
>>539555453This is probably my foremother from 300 years before the Christ. Some random teen or 20s aged girl strangled in a ritual sacrifice.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elling_Woman
>>539554361Being madlads and raping everyone in sight.That or being the ones raped.
>>539554361I actually know what they were up to because I've studied my heritage.
>>539554361Most of them were probably farmers in the regions around the North Sea. Before that, my paternal genetic line goes back to some ultra-chad western hunter gatherers who managed to avoid being replaced by neolithic farmers and Indo-Europeans.
>>539554361More fulfilling shit than what I am doing that is for sure.
>>539555453I actually would kill to be one of my own ancestors from medieval times or Age of Enlightenment. As islanders they would be unaffected by the wars and famines in Europe. Example, when Norway was blockaded by Britain and genocided during Napolenic war in a man made famine I doubt it would have affected them as much as on the mainland being fishermen and all.
>>539554494This but unironically
>>539554436To think, all of /pol/‘s ancestors fucked, but /pol/ cannot and will be the end of their genetic lines
>>539554361Making Suleiman the Magnificent stroke out and die.
>>539554361My favorite part about ancestry is that at some point, all our ancestors were just hyper violent and doing shit. like pillaging other settlements.
>>539555366In the Amazon until about five decades ago by the Shuar and related Jivaro peoples.The Nazca didn't shrink but were heavily into "normal" trophy heads. The practice actually peaked with them in the available archaeological record and trophy heads and derived motifs dominate their art and are common in their desert-preserved tombs, while there are many headless corpses in burials of neighboring peoples, but there was also intra-Nazca conflict. The Wari inherited the practice along with much of Nazca culture but were less invested, it continued declining after them, though several later societies still occasionally practiced or depicted it, but not even a quarter as much as the Nazca.
