Every branch of the US military is being flooded with new recruits showing a surge of patriotism under president Trump. They are offering sign on bonuses, education, the works so what is stopping you from fighting for your country?https://www.army.mil/article/292740/us_army_meets_fy26_recruiting_goals
>>539562729I am waiting on you
>>539562729So they can have more Mexicans of course.
50k and all the MAGA your body can handle
>>539562729I can't tell if this is satire or not
>>539562729If that were remotely true, you wouldn't be here shilling it up the wazoo
>>539562729I can't tell whether or not that video's supposed to be satire.
SNEED ME!
>>539562806You are waiting on someone else in order for you to be patriotic towards your country?>>539562889The facts are right there, the US military is hitting all of its recruitment goals yet some still don't see a need to serve their own country.
>>539562729Bunch of gay fucking piecws of shit ans you have to pretend to be gay to advance in your career.Who wants to fight for sodomy yuck
>>539562729aw shiet, my ninjafr fr no cap ong
Unpopular opinion: If you're 18-24 and broke, you should seriously look at the 2026 military sign-on bonuses.Hear me out. I know the military isn't for everyone. It’s early mornings, a ton of bureaucracy, and you belong to Uncle Sam for a few years. But if you don't know what you want to do with your life and you're staring down student debt or minimum wage, the current sign-on bonuses are basically a cheat code for your 20s.Recruiting was tough for a few years, and the Pentagon's response has been to throw serious cash at the problem. As of 2026, the maximum payouts are legitimately life-changing if you pick the right job and play your cards right.Give it a shot. I turned my life around in the US Military. It’s time to go get your head-start in life too.
Israel is not my country.Fight your own fucking gay ass wars you slimy kike nigger
>>5395627291. It would be treason2. I would end up training them instead, they can't fight for shit3. I'm still looking for the right guerrilla movement
>>539562729That influencer should hang for getting paid to lead his peers to their death
>>539563117The words "Up to" are a bit of a red flag. Is that the death bonus?
>>539562729.Every branch of the US military is being flooded with new recruits showing a surge of patriotism under president TrumpCool, so a draft won't be necessary.
>>539562729everybodies TAPPING THE SIGN ZOGBOI.
>>539562963Obviously I dont want to slow you down you seem eager to get in line.
>>539562729https://youtube.com/shorts/x3q5CU4KcEI
>>539563161Iran is holding most of the worlds resources hostage disrupting supply chains across the world. This goes far beyond Israel or any one country.
>>539563117You should add a line about "get your benefits and chill after"
>>539563393>"get your benefits and chill after"That would be accurate to. After time served you get VA benefits, paid education, the respect of others, plus many other things. It's actually very foolish not to join the military.
>>539562729I'm not eligible for service and I don't want to get droned fighting for Jews.
SEND ME.
>>539562729>why aren’t youI know my biological father. Also I don’t need to work out a deal to avoid deportation.
>>539563673first genuine lel today, thanks anon
>>539563326shalom send more foreskin we are running out and getting hungry
>>539562729I tried to join the military but I kept shooting niggers during training. I was discharged for being unfit for duty.
>>539562729Because only people stupid enough to be brainwashed by "patriotism" and actual mental retards join the army.... Go join, and go to basic, and you will see how it's barely above prison in terms of intellect.
if every branch has enough recruits, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE SHILLING THE MILITARY?>but bro you get 50k to die in the middle east>aren't you poor and desperate enough to take it?>everyone else is dying for Israel, why aren't you?
>>539562729lol you don't think they would lie about the numbers right before a war?
>they're trying this style of recruitment ad againWonder how long till they get told to stop it like a retarded child this time.
>>539562729I had a temporary episode that was labeled as psychosis over 16 years ago. So even though I don't take meds, have had a stable job and can get along with others, I can't join because of that black mark on my medical record.
>>539562729i'm almost 40 and i am not impoverished to the state where i would sell my soul to jewsnot that i would ever do that even if i were
>>539562729I'm getting old. Nearly 40 and have a bad back, bad shoulder, and now a bad knee. Age is quickly getting to me.
>>539562729just not interested
>>539562926Lol.
>>539562729surge of desperation, the economy is getting everything sucked out of it by bankers and its next to illegal to hire white men
>>539562729Let me know when the US military will start killing US niggers, and I will join up immediately.
>>539563326Oh, it's Iran holding it all hostage, huh?
>>539562729Take your service pistol, put it in your mouth, and literally blow your fucking brains out, ZOGbot. Give pleddit a shot, the last dozen of you mutts who just died for Israel all looked like they browsed there.
>>539563117Why the Fuck is Nigel (Sukhdeek) trying to recruit for another countrys’ military?
>>539563326What could possess a country to do that? Threats of erasing their existence perhaps? Tell Herschel his tricks aren’t working anymore. And then slit your own throat.
>>539562729Canadian military is being flooded with niggers, trannies, and pajeets. Should be ez pickins if you want to obtain 51st state.
>>539563326DAMN BUT WHY
>>539568548Is that something Canadians want?
>>539562729need this video with sound
>>539562729Have fun fucking stupid Goyim cattle retard. I say that with love. Coming back in a bodybag lookin-ahh
>>539562729Seems like they got the nations defense well covered. Whos gunna fuck their fat wives and give them babies to come back to if i join up?
>>539568415>he doesn't know about five eyesAll the glowniggers work together. If they can't legally spy on their own people the spy on each other and trade the information.
>>539563009i thought white men were chief scientists. they are literal zog puppets.
>>539562963>You are waiting on someone else in order for you to be patriotic towards your country?who are you waiting for?
>>539562729Don't lie to us Noone joining, its a shitty propaganda just to bolster the ranks of the zog golems.Btw kill yourself you fucking fed faggot.
>>539562729BUYANADDSTOPPOSTINGZOGBOTDRONEMEATRECRUITMENTTHREADSON/POL/
>>539562729>Everyone is joining the US military, why aren't you?Been there, done that, have the shrapnel scars.You niggers, bitches, and troons can do the next war, I'm going to sit this one out. Have fun!
>>539572587"Drone Meat"Fuckin' kek'd aloud.Nice.
>>539563117You will never get the "bonus" they gonna fuck you over.Your bonus will be "if you are lucky" die some ditch in a desert somewhere in the third world. If you are unlucky you gonna go home some disfigured, limbless, paralysed mess what noone want to take care.
>>539562729Jews should be sent to defend their homeland. I mean, they have the citizenship, they should man up.
>>539563673Send the negro's in the first wave.
>>539563326Thats what happens when you bite the hand that feeds yaMaybe we need to be more self sufficient
>>539572498actually i think its pretty likely, but not for the reason you expect. with the economy in shambles and job opportunities sinking like like the baby trump tossed into the river, well, whats a person looking for a roof over their head and food in their mouth to do?
>>539565529I don't know how, but someone I know who is a literal schizo, is diagnosed, takes meds and has done so since he was a teenager managed to get into the army. This was before the huge recruitment push too.
>>539573013So just let evil run amok in the world as long as it doesn't effect you personally (hopefully)? Iran has been notorious for supplying terrorist groups, holding the world economy hostage, and through others the murder of US servicemembers abroad. This cannot be allowed.
>>539562729I'm 5'3" and 369 pounds. Will they take me?
>>539573099Geez maybe if we wernt listening to israel telling us to fuck with iran
>>539562729i have self respect
>>539573099There is no bigger evil in the World than Israel
>>539563009Why do you have this saved, anon? Be honest.
>>539562729What’s stopping you from being boots on ground? You’d be more like central command, right? You’d be one of the “higher ups” not some chud on the ground. Isn’t that right anon?
>>539573196Yes.
>>539573320Also, I am a woman. Do they want girls like me in the military?
>>539573028It's just a shitty propaganda.Lying to us about the numbers and the same time try to recruit with that "great news"
>>539573389Communal sperm toilet always needed in the army.It boost the morale
$50,000 ENLISTMENT BONUS*when you sign a 50 year contract**for a dogshit MOS**and the money is given upfront*
>>539562729lol why the fuck would i sign up to be a mercenary for the kikes who hate my race and want us replaced with indians and somalians? are you retarded? go sign up yourself and die in iran if you love it so much, faggot
>>539573389If your bulky ass can hold the line until the Commissar arrives, the I don't see the problem.
>>539563117>****up to>$50k>Over 6 years >$8.3k per year>And taxableT-thanks, I guess
>>539573430...so, you think, the average american, with the big brains they have, currently starving and a moments notice away from living under a bridge, is holding onto their morals and NOT joining the military, the worlds largest adult daycare and getting those free dolla dolla holla holla for just doing what normal people do, which is clean your room, be moderately fit and shoot guns (gotta admit, thats kinda weird, americans never do that one)
>>53957338916% of the army is women
>>539563326kys
>>539573469Hot damn! I'm in!! ( No blacks )
why dont they recruit soldiers the way democrat voters are recruited? just bus them in, draft the dead, and send dead drop address ghosts to do the job. think of it, ghost recon. operation phantasmal fuckwit. if it works half as good at winning wars as it does for keeping demofaggots in office we will conquer the world in under two weeks.
>>539562729Buy an ad faggot
>>539562729I'm joining the Anon Coalition for Total Kike Death
>>539562828Barron Trump is 20. I assume he's going to enlist to die for Israel?
>>539562729>Every branch of the US military is being flooded with new recruits showing a surge of patriotism under president Trump.Then why do you keep using the same video? Surely there are others if it is as you say it is.
>>539562729dying for jews and jeets is gay
>>539562963>the US military is hitting all of its recruitment goalsGood for you.>>539562963>yet some still don't see a need to serve their own countryLet me know when the jews are going to give me my country back and we can talk.
>>539562729>why aren't you?
>>539562729Sounds like they have plenty of people joining already, they don't need me. I hope they have fun though.
>>53956311730k to 50k? They really are desperate to kill White Men. Also, you forgot your VPN kike.
>>539562729everyone?well now I feel silly
>>539563326And why might that be? Perhaps because they keep getting attacked unprovoked? Then every time they try to negotiate, israel attacks them again? What incentive do they have to bother with these psychopathic children? No one can blame Iran. Everyone knows israel is to blame. TKD.
yes pls enlist you guysmo widow pussy fo me!
Bunch of suicidal incels who joined after the Iran conflict hoping they get killed in the ground invasion
>>539562729
Bros Trump is running again in 2028 so he HAS to win in Iraq. He NEEDS you.
>>539575395>no tigroid gf to bear my offspringIs it so bad I like chimeric females? At least they aren't vaxxed.
very based. seems our campaigns are working great. cope and seethe chuds
>>539573099>So just let evil run amok in the worldEvil controls the US government.>>539573099>israel has been notorious for supplying terrorist groups, holding the world economy hostageFTFY>>539573099>and through others the murder of US servicemembers abroadSelf defense is never murder. Where did those US service members die? Was it in Iran's backyard when they went there to attack them? Yeah, that's what I thought. They don't belong there. Iran has a right to defend themselves.>>539573099>This cannot be allowedIf you really feel that way, go ahead and try to stop them. I'll sit here and watch the kino drone videos.
>>539562729SIGN ME UPI NEED TO DIE FOR A DIAPER DUMPER AND HIS KIKE MASTERS>>539563117>c'mon just die for Israel c'mon we need more fodd-I mean soldiers, c'mon just do it. Imagine the benefits that you won't get because you got killed......
>>539562729>The US government would never lie after being humiliated on recruitment numbers to the point of reducing recruitment goals for more than 16 years.Still not dying for Israel. >>539575652Sign tappers are always right.
>>539562729we are a bunch of neet bigots who despise the homosemitic hellscape america is becoming and want every stinking verminous thing responsible for this gone.why on earth would you be here if recruiting was working
