PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>539564470TYB and good evening anons
>>539564470TY,>>539564684>TYB and good evening anonsAnd good evening to you.
>First Shift updatesCurtis and Sticks join Dan for a retro team-up>Missouri car crashFemale driver, significant lacerations on her face from glassExpected to make a fully recovery>South Carolina a woman pointed a gun at the headGot another call from the area because they were whining againShe didn't like that he put her stuff out on the porch>Snake from last weekReddit made pedantic comments (as Redditors do)Talked to a snake expert, confirmed it was a venomous copperhead>Houston videoDoordasher parks in front of house where a chase is ongoingShe gets hit, then just delivers it, they caught the perp
>shilling his shitty show this hardpass
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>539564816>Reddit made pedantic comments (as Redditors do)I sometimes pull up their live watch along thread. It's kinda like going to your friend's house who has hippie parents. They mean well but they're pussies and it's always a laugh to see how the other half lives.>honey come quick!>officer toombs is back!
>>539565334>I always wonder what happened to that assholeYou're in luck. The big surprise tonight is that Donald Trump will be in-studio to announce what happened to that officer.
didn't catch a screenshot, but sticks looked about 10x happier without tom in the studio
>>539564816Thanks for the updates anon
>>539565715I hope the big surprise tonight is that we learn the exact way that MIEBO works.
>>539564470Thanks bakerI missed last saturday's show and I watched it todayit looked like a solid 8/10I guess the thread was nice too
>>539564470post a stream link faggit
>>539565715No freaking way!!!! I’m pumped
>>539566379>streamLook here>>536964656And load up that m3u8 in VLC using Ctrl-N
>>539566358Kek anyone remember this guy? >maneeee>dere's jus sum'thin 'bout a bitch with foodstamps
>>539566579big ass AND food stamps
>>539566656crap! I was 10 away from >>539566666
Juggalos or just normal Ohio citizens?
>>539566656Kek yea thanks for reminding me
Kill these faggots holy shit
>>539566761long time no see, piss fetish anon
this better be good
>>539567239Been busy and shit was been boring for a while
>>539566761I think just normals.
Can they actually do this legally?
>>539567396It sounded like the gun was clearly visible from the outside, which gives them the right to detain him for officer safetyI think that's only allowed because it was in plain sight
>>539567396Blacks deserve rights and rightfully so
First nigger I’ve seen on here in a while that did the right thing and not talk to the cops
>>539567396it's all legal until you challenge it. louisiana is a constitutional carry state, but the officer is allowed to secure it during a traffic stop. the mechanism that makes the gun fully automatic is a federal crime, so the gun is completely illegal everywhere in america.
kek
>>539567680He dented the shit out of that other car with his door.
>>539567680Even if he got out he would have some serious trouble getting back in
>>539567291>im autistic>i make people uncomfortablehes literally me
>>539566379https://dlhd.st/watch.php?id=293
SHIIIIIEEET
He's back!
Tom MorrisFUCK YEAH!
THE OG NIGGER IS BACK
much better announcement than expected
>>539567930He's black!
>>539567925>>539567930That's what Curtis gets for being Black and Missing half the time.
>>539568011back in black
Oh snap Tom Morris Jr. is back!!!
good. now fire curtis, this black to white ratio is starting to make me feel uncomfortable
>>539567925>>539567930>>539567950>>539567953If only they'd bring Nye County back ...
I was hoping the announcement would be the launch of the Addy Perez OnlyFans account.
>>539568176Feel free to go to former El Paso officer Zendejas’s onlyfans if it’s still up.
>>539568154I just want Rhode Island back
>>539568154boomers really are the most entitled retarded people on the planet. who comes up to a cop arresting someone and starts touching their back?
>>539564470I just read yesterday that Bernalillo County here in New Mexico just signed on for On Patrol Live. Gonna be some kino Albuquerque shenanigans hopefully soon.
that dog is trained to prevent single-occupancy HOV toll lane fees
>>539568015Curtis is a very busy guy, he's into a lot of shit. I love Curtis
>>539568353ABQ is a fuckin DUMP
>>539568353They’ve been on the show before, they just do the unincorporated or rural areas while the shithole that is ABQ has their own police.
>blonde lady cop talks like a niggerI am not a fan of richnigga county
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>negress with nine-inch nails renting a car to do instacart
Oh it’s one of those disgusting fucking niggers that grow their nails outAlso this white bitch needs to stop talking like a fucking nigger
>>539568353>>539568403Stayed in that Hyatt downtown in Albuquerque like a decade ago and realized when watching better call Saul spinoff several yers later they shot some scenes in the bar on the ground floor there… The strip clubs there sucked and the sheriffs were dicks.
>>539567925I wonder if they're bringing Tom back because Rizzo wants to spend more time with his daughter after her cancer diagnosis
>>539568567NM is down there with Oklahoma as one of the poorest and stupidest states in the nation. The only reason BB and BCS are set and filmed there is because NM offers massive tax breaks for film and TV
Is it just me or does the new Richland county officer remind anyone of Chris Watts mistress?
>>539568556Absolutely fucking DISGUSTING
>>539568540
>>539568675It is just you.
>>539568620I don't want to tell many people, but if you keep it a secret, NM is the new PHX. BUY BUY BUY.
>>539568605get rid of Curtis and RizzoTom and Sticks is all I need
>>539568556Those aren't natural. You paid for those.
>>539568691>7" long nails>crocs
Anything good in the first :30? I was working out. Huge now.
>>539568766Hers may not be but I’ve encountered nigresses with real foot long twisty nails that STUNK. They’re called dick sucking nails because there’s no way to have a real job with them.
>this miebo milfOOOH YEAH
>>539568860>there’s no way to have a real job with them.instacart!
>>539568176Will she be selling her underwear?
Cop destroying private property
My X account has been locked because I told Grok to kill itself.
Oh goddamn
>>539568691
rip :(
it pisses me off when cops tell people to go back in their houses. nigger im on my own property and ill do what i want
>>539569069I'd buy Bryce panties but only if she wore them on duty.
I hope the Cadillac is okay
>>539569162It's dead, Jim.
>>539569151Don't make me call your parents
Baton Rouge is always kino. I really like this cop too he talks shit sometimes.>>539569139I'm not really a caddy guy but that sucks ;_;
>>539569158I’d outbid you.
>on patrol LIVE>this happened over an hour agoMore like on patrol in the past
>>539569251On Patrol: Taped.
>>539569113that car, that crime, that city...whoever could it be?
>>539569302back to back segments, on patrol previously
>>539569333It's clearly the jews
I asked you a question. >>539568857If I don't get an answer, I'll have to take you to the precinct house and you can spend the night in a cell.
>>539569202Kek! perfect
BEANBAG HIM
Is that her with the socks?
what I do
>>539569202I miss Serenity but I like that newer black they have with the corn rows.
>what did I do>what did I do>what did I do>what did I doShould give him the same answer over and over again
>>539569488Wat did ay du?
>>539569522>you dun goofed>you dun goofed>you dun goofed>you dun goofed
>>539569514
>>539569377I would also like to know this. I was running.
>>539569522he meant to say>what I did?
>>539569585Sounds like the good boys in baton rouge didn't catch you.
>>539569514>>539569578>I miss SerenityMe too bros
>>539569585Two fellow OPL chads are asking how was the first :30?
Tonight's opl advertisements seem to be in two genres:>prescription anti depressants >roof repair
>>539569852no laxative???? the horror.
damn he SMOKED that caddy
How did that car light up like that?
what kind of car is that?
>>539569943Is that yellow blob a nigger hanging on from the outside?Also is the stream constantly dying for anyone else?
vape shop or bait shop
>>539569988nissan versa, a real piece of shit
>>539569514>>539569578serenity is hot and shes my gf so fuck off. im pretty racist but id burn the coal with her.
>beeeepbeepbeepbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeplol he mad
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>539570063I don't find her attractive but I liked her personality on the show.
>>539569912wtf dude that's awesome
>>539570050>Is that yellow blob a nigger hanging on from the outside?if you go frame by frame it kinda looks like it.
he fell for the meme
>beeeeeeeep>maneeeeeeeeeeeee>beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep>I dun told youuuuuuuuu>beeeeeep beeeeeeeeep beeeeep>i ain't finna no how MIEBO work!
>>539569333Checked
>oh my LAWD
Over/under on miss moes being a coal burner
>>539569912It's an indians dream.
>>539570058>nissan versathat explains itthat whole company has gone straight to shit since goshen "saved" it by folding it into a bunch of shitty euro car companies. and then they formed Stelantis Superfriends by combining all the worst car companies on earth.
>>539570308No, that's just Indian weekday that ends on day
>>539570314I hope this isn’t real, putting shit like that on your gun is a horrible idea if you ever need to actually use it.
>>539569852>does your depression feel like a cloud over your head? It’s actually a hole in your tucking roof.
>>539570236>if only you knew…
>>539570444czech'd
>>539570253looks like she had all her personal info deleted off the internet before appearing on the show lol
>commiefornia "laws"lol. just lol.
>>539570643This Jew is unreal. He literally looks like a little rodent too.
>more beaners with nos
Nitrous does not in fact kill brain cells. That’s duster. Cops are wrong about drugs all the time
these are all redditors btw
Alright, listen up, folks! It's been a long time, too long, since I've done one of these, but here we are. Now, let's talk about something that's really, really been bothering me, okay? There's this cop, this absolutely terrible, no good, very bad cop from Nye County, you know, the one who just goes up to this homeowner, a good, honest American, and for no reason, no reason at all, he decides to play Superman, throws the guy through his own window! Can you believe that? And then, he has the audacity, the absolute gall, to blame the homeowner! I mean, what happened to this cop? This disgrace? Did they do anything about it? Because I'll tell you, if this event occurred when I was in office, this would've been dealt with immediately! This is a total disaster, a complete and utter travesty. I always wonder what happened to that jerk, that absolute... I mean, it's just disgraceful. Just disgraceful!
I was expecting a nitrous rig in the car, not drug abuse.
Of course Dan breaks away when the sexy officer arrives on the scene.
>>539570672yep. and also an AIDS patient and someone who should not be allowed within 1000 feet of a school.which he probably also is.
>redditors use their real names on zoom
Did anyone catch that twig armed aids victim
>>539570717If it causes lack of oxygen in your brain it kills brain cells
>>539570750there's a very good chance that bottle was for a car and that cop just wasted a bunch of that guy's money. i wouldn't expect a nos rig on THAT car, but the idea that nobody in the state that contains 1 out of 10 americans has one is coptarded as fuck.
>>539568567ABQ is New Orleans-level corrupt.>>539568620Yeah, no one ever cooked or used in meth in enormous quanitities in New Mexico.
>>539570726I used to work with a guy who literally stopped talking to me mid conversation because he got an alert on his Apple Watch. He holds up his hunger and goes ‘one of my Reddit posts just got gold.’
What's Sophie du-when?
>>539570865Meth is all over the country because it’s cheap and relatively easy to make
>>539569852Now you know why those specific ads are being played >>539570817
>>539570865I often think of a quote from King if the Hill about visiting New Orleans;‘I always wanted to eat fried dough in the most corrupt city on Earth.’
>>539570857Only applies if you’re one of those retards who breathes in and out of a balloon
>you don't have to leave but they do want you trespassed so i'm gonna trespass youhow the fuck does that work?
oh the girl can stay, not randy. i get it. i think.
Poor Randy was in there making love to his woman and this shit happens. Getting laid in America has become impossible. We're cursed from getting it on, bros.
>>539570817redditors are a special breed
would
I see this all the time now; why do people pull over in the middle of the street or in a turn lane?
>>539570993He can refuse but then he gets carried out
>>539570839Yea I saw that guy. I really miss having tvapp because now I can't take screenshots ;_;>>539570918Kek, good point. 'Satch' looks like he's in here.
if they really wanted to show the sealing power of power putty they would try to use it to seal the asshole of a san francisco faggot
>>539570903>Meth is all over the countryNot like the Southwest, and Alaska. Lookin' at you, Wasilla.>>539570929>‘I always wanted to eat fried dough in the most corrupt city on Earth.’This.Looking forward to NYC skatefag slap fight.
>>539571093Because a lot of cops are retarded assholes and will have a problem with you looking for a safe place and not stopping immediately.
>>539571089>wouldBrooke Mason?
police protect the epstein pedo classpolice are not peoplewhen police are killed, the world improveswhen police are killed, God smiles
>>539571200I wish Billy Mays was still around to throw his fat ass in a casket and seal it shut with Mighty Putty
>>539571225the chick checking out that abandoned car in the middle of the road
>goo….ugh…>thank you, he says
>>539571255Oh, Charlotte Moes. She's black only, man. Better get the face paint if you want to clap those cheeks.
>>539571249somewhere i have an ancient photoshop from back when he died of Vince the Shamwow guy holding his severed head and proclaiming victory.
Brooke Mason reminds me of Zendajas
based driver. all pedestrians should be killed on sight.
what a hilarious fight
a whole block full of retards, amazing
>calls 911>instead of picking up the skateboard and whacking the sidewalk scumworthless cunt
Manlet rage
>no video of what triggered all that
>>539571546>New York is litThe gay camera op makes it complete
>bolo?>hell nah I ain't snitchin' to the po-lease>but I finna know a way to save money on a hotel
Who was at fault? If the chinaman nearly ran over the kid, he's justified in wrecking the driver
>>539571305i can fix that.she even comes with her own handcuffs.
No one replied to two anons ITT asking about the first :30. Used to be bros here.
>>539571666I caught the show 40 mins in so I can't say.
>>539571666There’s only about ten White men left on /pol/
>>539571639Driver should have called the cops after his car got hit, maybe follow the guy if he tries to leave
>>539571639>If the chinaman nearly ran over the kidA-anon, I...
>>539571681Can I get seven of those potato tacos and a large baja blast?
>>539571721Probably. But like the other anon pointed out before I thought about it, what instigated the fracas to begin with?
She's kinda sexy
>>539571608>New Yorknever wanted to go there and never will
>>539571778fit, at least
Why is everything overgrown in Baton Rouge? Is it urban decay, neglect, the huge amounts of rain they get, or all of the above?
>>539571721in NYha!IF they pick up at 911 they'll probably laugh at him
>>539571715Fair point>>539571708thx for reply
>>539571775It sounded like the driver hit or nearly hit another person, the person in the video in black shorts, and the skateboarder jumped in to fight the driver on their behalf.
>>539571850all of the above. much of louisiana is a swamp and thanks to all the niggers they have bigger problems then enforcing lawn codes.
>I only had but one
>>539571850allin the summer, it storms almost every day in the south....weeds grow fast, water puddles stay on roads for days, lotsa snakes and bugs
Covid??
>>539572057paxlovid!
i'd pay real money to hear her say "SHOTS FIRED!" after i slimed her cervix
>>539572204>i'd pay real money to hear her say "SHOTS FIRED!" after i slimed her cervix
>>539572205you just KNOW
this bitch laughs like a kookaburra
>>539572236I wonder what she looks like with her hair down.
>>539572204
LOL
Just doing a bit of trolling he was
>WHY'D HE DO ITcause he didn't wanna get caught you fucking morons
>ran for no reasonHe has some skeletons in his closet
wen I rub my peepee goo come out
>>539572486
>pahrt-nah
>flees from a traffic stop and dives off a bridge for no reason
>one beer... and one bourbon and one scotch>and one more beerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--AvCsh48bk
>it's too hot for this
>>539572204"What the fuck am I reading"
Miss moes got a booty
>>539572486I don't have the big cums mushroom head screencap or I would post it
This cop is growing on me. She’s no Addy or Bryce, certainly no Lindsay Zarick, but she’s cute.
she's in pretty good shape
>burp
>switches to Dorchester County>cameraman has zoomed into a church glass windowpane depicting Jesus Christ>Dan cuts in >L-let's go to a b-break!
>animal activist>not "washed up actress who peaked when she was a teenager"
>>539572818I don’t think ‘washed up" effectively conveys how this woman wound up doing this. She’s a famously colossal bitch, enough to stand out in an industry filled with them, and she publicly trashes every thing s he works on and every one she works with.
least effective escape attempt ever
>punches the window out barefistedwhat a fuckin hoss
What the fuck is this retarded nigger doing
I wish I was this retarded.
drugs are a hell of a drug
>>539573019wypipo's fault
sneaky sneaky
Sometimes at night I fall asleep fantasizing about living alone in a trailer in the woods.
that's a big ass dog
>>539573137You wish you had that kind money lol. Back to work, wagie.
>>539573169Yeah, I know.
>>539573137we all do fren. they make some pretty nice trailers these days.
>>539573258You're so fucking stupid lmao You'll go back to work too!
>>539573137don't let your dreams be dreams
spooky ass niggers
Are you guys ready?Ready for tax season?
>"wuz it u?">"naw dawg">"aight"incredibly thorough investigation
>>539573726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqJ3IFWHqXU
>She sued me for something I didn't do
So disgusted by the lack of anons replying to question about the first :30 that I'm not going to point out the troll who always shows up ITT in the last hour. No bros here. Well, maybe two.
>be cop in baton rouge>doin your job>searching for suspect>run into black woman>she's already sued youbased lear
>>539573825I missed the first ~15 minutes or so, the next ~15 minutes weren't memorable; but if you want I'll stick around with you for the recap when this episode ends and restarts.
>>539573825was anybody even here for the first 30 minutes? i wasn't.
>>539573825i didn't want to spoil it for you
>grey nissan rogue only way it could be a more appropriate vehicle is if it was black too
>>539573933>>539573993genuine bros
>>539573726I actually got a refund this year. Then it all went to fucking medical bills.
>>539574113Penis enlargement operation work out?
>>539573993I wasn’t. I was running. Another guy was lifting.
>>539574007any relation?
>>539573825every minute is worth watching of every episode Dan is your friend
>>539574130It was a reduction. I’m tired of being treated like a sex object.
dan is gonna leave us on a cliff hanger, no way
>>539574162Must be opposite day
>>539574162This is either Dan or that guy he likely paid to praise his career as a ‘broadcaster’ on camera.
That is actually a decent view
i'd still bone Brooke Burke even though she is like a hundred
>>539574243sitting in a car in Tempe while eating dinner would be miserable though, you'd have to be sitting there idling with the AC and at that point why
>>539574243Almost looks livable.
>>539574292the heat isn't so bad at night. true it's still like 90 but without the sun beating down it's really not terrible. perfect for a drop top.
>>539574184It's a race to nowhere Find out if the officer arrives somewhere tomorrow on first shift.
>>539574243Isn't this where the Today Show lady's mom was kidnapped? And isn't it probably minority White?
>>539574292yeah the sun is down and it's still triple digits
>>539574369I love those types of summer evenings, where it’s still warm but noticeably cooler than the day with a gentle breeze. Great weather for sleeping in your car.
>>539574404That’s Tuscon.
>>539574404no she was kidnapped from the tucson area about a hundred miles souththis is the town where ASU is, it's a suburb of phoenix.
Who's miss sexy in tempe here?
Can someone make a petition to ship Zach Braff to an island like St. Helena forever? I’ll sign it.
>>539574464>>539574467my bad. thx. oh yeah sun devil stadium.
OK questionYou need to live in one of the places that opl filmed tonight, which place to do you pick and why?For me, I'd probably pick Baton Rouge because I could visit New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Daily life, I feel like a lot of the people on the show seem to be pretty dumb so just being average puts you above most.
>>539574574Cosign except he never talks about politics that I've heard and there's a long list of actors I'd send first staring with Smellth Rotten
>>539574471I went to a bikini coffee shop in Tempe 10/10 would go again
>>539564470I like Charlotte Moes. Professional, nice, doesn't play to camera, no tats, no stupid glasses, no uptalk.
>>539574624Greene County, MO, and it's not close
>>539574709>no tatsLook again
Told you guys it'll be a race to no where.
>>539574709>no tatsgood thing that was your 4th stipulation
by nig standards keeping his mouth shut makes him incredibly smart. but of course his stupid ass got pulled over in the first place for a minor traffic infraction while he was rolling dirty so...
>>539567558>>539574884>First nigger I’ve seen on here in a while that did the right thing and not talk to the copsholy shit the smartest nigga in the whole hood>oh he got a switch on thisOh, maybe not so smart.
>"what's his name">"Louis Vuitton"
>be fat bastard>can't park for shit>cop tells me to get out>incapable due to gunt clearance>cop says "that's a good boy, huh">die of humiliation
Is this a habit now, 15 mins into the show, Dans gotta go to a previously on segment? Get better departments, dude is always bragging about the number of cameras in all these departments and he's got nothing to show 15 mins in.
>>539575339>15 mins into the show, Dans gotta go to a previously on segment?correct.
>>539575238>sue for emotional distress>>539575339couldn't say really. i only actually remember to show up for this show/thread about one or two weekends in ten.
>>539574766>>539574882my bad again. i'm only half watching.
>>539575339He can't show the real action on Friday and Saturday nights because it's all in blue cities and/or certain types of neighborhoods and Dan the Flim Flam Man can't have that.
The cast is expanding.Need it or keep it?
>Go to the wrong house>They call he policeReally? What are these people so scared of?
>>539575594Miss Moes is the missing piece to the Richland county trio of babes. Baby doll head tolman has mia for a few now.
>louis vitton
lol she basically just admitted at the end with that bit about being in a rental car running doordash that she drives all over town as fast as she can in a car she doesn't give a fuck about
Imagine ordering instacart slop late at night and 'LaShawnda' is stuck on the side of the highway with your tendies in the back seat.Then, she finally gets to your house and she goes to hand you the bag and and her long nails scrap against your wrist.
>>539576019>her long nails scrap against your wrist>and then you turn into a nigger
that poor pimpmobile
>>539576056kek uncle really committing to the bit with that one>>539576146You just KNOW it belongs to some old timer who's going to be livid when he gets home from the VFW/Elks Club later.
>>539576278yeah that caddy was in really nice shape just from the outside. rare to see one from that era in good shape too. somebody loved it. a fucking tragedy.
oh wow i missed this part earlier. i had no idea how on point this pic >>539570314 was
>live in the countryside>no one for miles>only one visible neighbor>he drunkenly shoots guns and tries to build homemade explosives>He asks you the same question repeatedly Damn, what're the odds?
>>539576601>he drunkenly shoots guns and tries to build homemade explosivesno wonder that other anon said it was the OPL location he would move to
