IT'S LITERALLYFUCKINGOVER
Nothing ever happens
>>539570692I hope it fucks up the technology.
Digits
>>539570692OH MY SCIENCE WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
God is nuking the flock cams
>>539570692Sun god says no to data centers
OH MY SCIENCE!!! Has Neil Degrasse Tyson said anything about this yet??
>wildfire smoke choking the skyI aint even gonna get to see auroras
About to go make an ejection of my own haha
>>539570692A CORONAL MASS EJECTION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>539570692
I work this weekend, so... that means all apocalyptic shit is welcome! lol
>>539570872they avoid data centers at high altitudes to avoid this. the technojew is smart.
>Having major dental work done on 28th I swear to fuck if the lights go out in the middle of it...
>>539570692i blame indian immigration
pls be true this time
>>539570927Won't happen until next Tuesday, sorry. Enjoy your last days working.
>>539570692>Stephan Burns
>>539570692This guy is a mega schizo despite having a PhD. His youtube channel is ridiculous
>>539570692just gonna make some northern lights and shit
>>539570692holy shit i'm gonna eject
>>539570692Please just kill all life on Earth, please.
>>539570927Same I'll make sure to raid the grocery store on my walk home since my car won't work.
>>539570692>memeflag>twitter post>no link>no webmOP is definitely a faggot
>>539570692Sol nutting all over this island earth
>>539570692I'd eject his corona if you catch my drift
>>539571002>I don't work Tuesday
>>539571183Anon. Those are robots responding to robots.
Supernova...
>>539570976You should get a refund if the ejaculation stops their work.
>>539570976Try not to get ass raped anon, is your dentist a pakijeets? Order a chastity belt first, and bring someone with you. lol
>>539570692I hope it fucks all all datacenters
>>539570692Boring fake and gay jewish physics told by jews in this dying simulation.Whats next, some jew going to tell me to be afraid of their fake and gay nuclear weapons?
>>539571322This but only in India and China
>>539571002Fuck. Not on my day off! lol
>>539571018Most PhDs are schizo.
>>539570692It's M8.2, 100,000 times weaker than the one we got in February. Shut up retard.
>>539571123>https://nitter.net/StefanBurnsGeo/status/2080737623228981701
>>539570692My power went out for a millisecond a few hours ago, it's definitely happooning.
IT'S CHRISTMAS SOON
>>539571491>only G1Nothing ever happens
>>539570692Do we get super powers?
>>539570874
which part of planet will be facing at impact?
>>539571493If this happens while I am on shift, it could easily become the most happening paperwork shit show! Thankfully, shit doesn't work properly here... so when shit is happening there is no happening, and where there is no happening shit is happening. lol
THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!!!1111
>>539570692>Stefan burns>First video I come accross>Mystic happening>Planetary alignmentsGuys a fucking loon that probably got his "degrees" through an MRI machine or chiropractic means.
earth is a realm,
>>539570692First good news I've heard all week
>>539571644Lol, member that shizo conspiracy of non vaxxed getting superpowers after a solar storm! That was epic.
>>539570692>Coronal Mass Ejections (CMEs) vary with the 11-year solar cycle. During solar minimum, about one CME occurs per week. At solar maximum, the frequency jumps to an average of two to three per day, and can peak at over ten per day. >OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
>>539571261>t. the micronova is coming
>>539572091the quick rundown is like this:>Stars are externally powered and not internally as the mainstream claims>the most important factor in determining any given stars characteristics is the strength of the current density in Amperes per square meter (A/m2) measured at that star’s surface.>If a star’s incoming current density increases, the arc discharges on its surface (photospheric tufts) will get hotter, change color (away from red, toward blue), and get brighter.>The absolute brightness of a star, therefore, depends on two things: the strength of the current density impinging into its surface, and the star’s size (the star’s diameter).so basically:>Higher ambient plasma density>Higher inflowing current density at the heliopause>Larger total current collected by the star>Larger surface current density at the photosphere>Higher power outputRight now our Solar system is moving towards the Apex Cloud which raises the density, which ramps up the electric current, which directly boosts its luminosity and shifts its color toward bluewhite in the long term (for like 50k+ years).The process is exactly analogous to turning up the current in an arc lamp.also the galactic current sheet, think of it as a power bus. the sun is a load on that bus and the Apex Cloud is a region where the bus cross sectional area is larger and the conductor density higher, offering less resistance.when the Sun plugs into this part of the bus it draws more current and the voltage drop across its own internal double layer, it rearranges and collapses into an arc discharge aka Micronova.There is also a research paper about the Apex Cloud and in this paper ( https://arxiv.org/pdf/astro-ph/0302037 ) they identified 17 stars which are "ahead" of our sun and interacting with the Apex Cloud and they are a window into our Suns future and its not looking good.tl;dr you need to understand the Electric Sun model and just combine this with the suns trajectory.
>>539570692It's funny he's named Snefan Burns, and all he does is to talk about the snun.
>>539570895what did he mean by that
>>539570692if it happens for real, which 1/3rd of the earth will be toast?
>>539570895I heckin' love solar ejaculations. It's hot.
>>539570692The sun is 3,000 miles away so it would have hit us aleeady.
>>539570692I drank 10 Coronas and did a mass ejaculation... Does that count?
>>539570692>we're getting jizzed on by the sunGAY!
>>539572192Israel
>>539571084This
>>539570692DOOM
>>539570895What does this mean
dont worry bros, jews got a plan
>>539570692I hope it destroys all electrical grids and causes billions to die
>>539572136do you ever sleep man
>>539572579Jews know that solar flares are one do the few things that can end their golden age. It would essentially be a global reset and all their thousands of years of progress would be gone
>>539570692Sun’s main sequence has ended, and it will expand into a red giant, stretching out to the orbit of Venus and possibly even Earth itself. Regardless, Earth will become uninhabitable.
>>539572583Magnetosphere
>>539572660>It would essentially be a global reset and all their thousands of years of progress would be goneIn that case.. Praise the sun!
>>539570692This happens all the time
>>539570692God has had enough of our degeneracy.
>sun is cooming
>>539570976That's good it will wake you up if your dentist is putting his dick in your mouth
>>539570692The sun is fake and gay.
>>539571871https://youtube.com/watch?v=02GBqWu-0ws
>>539570692They always say this shit but no satellites even get damaged
>>539572723Itll take 5 billion years, dont worry
>>539570692not even going to cause auroras cause it's just gonna glance off our magnetc field. weak.
>>5395727232 more aeons
>>539570692space is fake
>>539571018I just look for CME's and solar storms for maybe chances to see auroras. Anyone thinking it's gonna be the end of the world is not scienfifically literate. Like there was a guy who used to have his apocalyptic theory of all the judgements of God being a CME and he thought that the Earth is flat and the sun is close to us so it'd launch a fireball that'd consume the Earth.Reality is sun is many millions of miles away and it's not a fireball across the vacuum of space .. just charged particles.Could do things to electrical grids if it's strong enough I suppose. But even KP11 events haven't.
>>539571002THIS Tuesday
>>539570692I once tried coronal ejection and i gotta be honest bros i felt a little worn out and it took time for my chunk to feel normal :(
>>539570692oh no the magnetosphere is gonna go all wobbly and shit and nothing will happen please think of the children
>>539572646
>>539573115You're a towel.
>>539572660>solar flares are one do the few things that can end their golden age.for sure but the real problem is the Micronova, which is not survivable.
>>539572723>Sun’s main sequence has endedthats not how stars actually work.they are externally powered and not internally.
>>539570692>(possibly) a minor G1kek, nothingburger
>>539573346>magnetosphereMagnets affect human brain functions
>>539571491Wow this simulation is super accurate and definetly to scale.
>>539572192The first 4 trumpet judgements are all connected not to a CME, but to the results of an Einstein-Rosen bridge (a wormhole) opening up in the Atmosphere (as it's Jesus coming to Earth). The intense gravity will cause massive air turbulence that will sound like a roaring sound (the sound like a trumpet), cause the sky to distort and warp (the sky rolling up like a scroll), it'll cause tectonic activities and earthquakes, and the gravity fluctuations will cause near earth meteorites to alter their orbit and fall to the ground (the stars falling), including the asteroid referred to as wormwood, as wormwood falls into orbit it will begin breaking into smaller pieces which will come down like fireballs spiraling into earth as their orbit decays, that's what causes the fires, the hail, and the appearance of raining blood (iron rich meteorites). That's the first trumpet.The second trumpet is a supervolcano event, triggered by the Earthquakes from the gravity of the wormhole opening up, likely it'll be experienced in the Pacific. The 3rd trumpet is the rest of the asteroid making a land impact that poisons all the rivers and lakes (likely in the New World, since life goes on in the Middle East after). The smoke from all this darkens the skies, leading into the 4th trumpet.the 3 woes are where you have demonic invasions, and Jesus' arrival in Jerusalem from Edom. While the trumpets were going on Jesus was running a campaign from the south to the North, rescuing captive Jews (See Isaiah 63, Jesus is on Earth alone waging war.. in Revelation 19, He's already covered in blood like He is in Isaiah 63, it's not His second coming from heaven)
>>539570692But I got tickets to see The Odyssey on the 31st
>>539570692Muh corona!Nooooooo, nigger science please save us!!
>>539573170dunno where I came up with KP11 but KP8 events like the mother's day storm in 2024.I don't remember any down electrical grids over that.
>>539573679... You are a towel.
>>539572091>>t. the micronova is comingcan i see??
>>539570692Too bad I still have to go to work on the 28th of July...
>>539570692Thank GOD
>>539570872Unless its a Carrington Event type of shitshow, then I doubt it will do much at all
>>539572579do the retards who write these articles realize there were plenty of other advancements between the stone age and now? why the fuck would we go back to the stone age if our electronics died? at worse we go back to what, like the early 1900s?
>>539573799Shut up bitch
>>539571640>some extra static in some radio transmissionswe're all gonna die!
oh boy its the monthly solar flare doomday thread!
>>539571842Welcome to "rightwing" """science""".
>>539570850>oh my scienceUm...excuse me...my spaghetti monster has something to say
>>539570692Any volunteers to jerk off the massive coronal erection?
The sun is so strong. Why don't we worship it again?
the sun is not 93 and 6 gorillion miles away
doubt itand it's inconsequential either way
>>539570692Will I get an instant suntan? I've spend the entire spring and summer sitting in front of 3 monitors and all I've got so far is my left arm car windowsill tan.
>>539574520>why the fuck would we go back to the stone age if our electronics died?the short answer is: Niggers.
>>539575077Light from screens or lightbulbs doesn't give off UV light.
>>539570692It is not the sun, or that sun. Heh… They are not earth ending and are perfectly normal Next CME 2026-10-07 03:21put me in the screenshot
I hope it centers directly on my fucking head and atomizes me into a fine powder
>>539573827k
YOU POST THESE THREADS AT LEAST 3-4 TIMES A YEAR AND NUFFIN HAPPENS!!!
>>539570872sun god says enough of jeets. if this is actually true and wipes out technology is the perfect time for the White revolution to begin. hail odin, europeans will have our home again
>>539572579> school-bus sized satellites> whole lot of saltthat's misogynic
>>539570692I prayed for this
Holy shit look at this!!!!
>>539576735Literally the only hope for whites reclaiming the earth is a civilizational ending event. Everything needs to be destroyed before being properly rebuilt, the rot of this world runs too deep. Billions need to die. Chudjak is correct about this
>>539576956
>>539574520If all electronics went down and the grids all destroyed. Everything across the world at once, no internet, no phones, no electricity. Billions will fkn die, and there will be huge amounts of lost knowledge. We won’t exactly go back to the Stone Ages but it could take a couple hundred years to get back to where we are now
>>539577212if jews arent fully retarded they already stockpile data and material.with LLMs/AI recovery is a lot faster but billions would still get rekt.
>>539577162> SATAN> SO2How can I exit this simulation?
>>539570692I always felt like my mind traveled from the future and I can remember certain things like COVID through traumatic disorders it doesn't make sense that I would have acquired. My biggest trauma however has a date imprinted in memory: 2029. This is nothing.
>>539571644> from south america with the power of racial hatred with all of these powers combined I become captain planet.
>>539571491uh oh stinky
>>539577453>How can I exit this simulation?just wait for the Micronova
