they want to die... in a war!Die in a war!I wanna die in a warI wanna die in a warJust war? sure!Unjust war? sure, I just want war!Let me die in a war pleaseThere's a really blatant untapped needFor some purpose societallyRelease pent up feelings inside of meAll these young men with nothing to doWhy not give them a war to give their lives to?You could start a war with any countryIf that wont do, civil war is plenty!I am not prepared for martial combat but maybe in a war a tank will roll me flat!Maybe I can be like Flat Stanley except like fuckin' dead, yeah!Don't worry, this is just a jokeWho wants a war? I sure don't!I would hate to develop comaraderiewith a community that thinks like meShares my values and moralityTells me who to kill and what it meansAw shucks then I would have to kill and die for a cause thats far far greater than mine!I'd much rather work my shitty 9 to 5watch netflix and play games with my timeget depressed and take it all out on my wifeIm a real big fan of modern life!Race war, cyber war, cyber space race war, proxy war, world war, class war, great war, guerilla war, gorilla war, total war, religious war, cold war, hot war, nuke war?Yeah sure!I wanna die in a war!I wanna die in a war!Just let me die in a war!
>>539574639I'd sooner bomb a federal building, die by killing a shitload of cops, than marry a whore or die for Israel.Fuck this nigger hell of a shit hole country.
>>539574639The world has gone so fucking unhinged and obtuse that somehow jreg doesn't even look like an unhinged shitposter anymore
>muh war DerpThere hasn't been a single war since September 1945.
