>>539577541
be worth paying attention to, foid.

>>539577541
>>539577660

>/thread

>>539577541
>get cheated on
>"i left her"
Holy cope

>>539577764
He got cheated on because he neglected her

>>539577950
>Hahaha, I was merely pretending to be in relationship! I dump you first!

>>539577764
Yes, he left her. She cheated on him, then he ended the relationship. It isn't rocket surgery.
ESL?

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I don't have a gf
Sometimes chubby late 20s/30s year old women will randomly smile at me and start complimenting me for being tall or smart and then I'm like "ok" and then I leave. If I'm working with them or otherwise forced to be aroudn them for extended periods it usually turns out their boyfriend dumped them and they need someone to pay the other half of their rent.

Women when they're 18 have infinite choices from dudes on tinder hitting them up, then they turn 30 and they're like "OLDER GUYS ONLY WANT ONE THING AND IT'S DISGUSTING" and then ask older guys to bankroll them.

They seem to fundamentally just not get..... if you ignored me when you were 18 because another hundred dudes were blowing up your phone.... I'm not going to give you my phone number now that I have six figures in the bank (eventually 7, I hope) and you're broke and renting.

Women do not have any 'game theory' about marriage anymore, while men do.

My what? I have a boyfriend.

>>539577764
it's one of those things where the woman only cheated to 'punish' you and make you 'jealous' because she doesn't think you have the nuts to leave her, so you'll want to win her back.

Women fundamentally don't seem to understand if you go from flirting to make me jealous, to fucking other guys, it's over. There's no 'winning you back' because I no longer want your harlot ass.

I only played Battlefield 6 for 700 hours before getting bored because I don't have a girlfriend.

>>539577950
Thats a bullshit shitcope femoids use to excuse their behaviour. It's never the case. If this really were the case then they would break up. Don't be naive man

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>GILFriend
I see what you did there, OP. I almost gave you a (You), then I remembered you're a FAGGOT.

>>539577950
Cheating is never okay, you disgusting, blown-out hole. If you are being neglected, then fucking leave the relationship. Cheating is for cowards.

>>539577541
blow up your house and buy a new one and then get back to me

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>>539577950
So instead of communicating her needs like a normal fucking human she chooses to go bounce on some other guy's dick? Lmao fuck off, I'd choose the pc too.

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>>539577541

>>539578911
Cheating is ALWAYS OK. In fact, cheating is practically necessary to get things moving as far as ending the relationship goes. If some chick is in a relationship with a guy, and he has become complacent then that is his fault. What is the girl going to do? Just end things on the spot? Maybe the relationship is still comfortable and there’s no need to just blow things the fuck up. But then another guy comes along and starts giving the girl the emotional interest that she craves, and things keep moving along, and then she cheats with him and then the boyfriend/husband finds out and the relationship ends. But it was always his fault cuz all that matters is a chick’s interest level.

Also there are many women who are manipulated, abused, and stuck in a relationship and can’t get out of relationships easily, so the cheating is actually a cry for help. What is a submissive woman supposed to do when she has some fuckhead boyfriend who scares her into staying or whatever. If she cheats then that’s her ticket out.

Of course I’m not saying cheating is the way 1000% of the time. But it easily is the way a majority of the time based on circumstances.

>>539577541
if a gf is worse than the slopmachine she's really fucking worthless

>>539579590
What’s a slop machine?

>>539577660
All that matters is a chicks interest level.

>>539577541
There are naked ladies on my computer

>>539579626
simp

>>539579562
This is a reminder to beat the women in your life regularly.

>>539579562
>Just end things on the spot? Maybe the relationship is still comfortable and there’s no need to just blow things the fuck up
>man finds out and relationship ends
I know this is bait but you could've at least tried to introduce a dichotomy here

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My gf wouldn't stop making fun of me because she "caught" me """caressing""" my PC.
I was literally just patting it because it was doing such a good job.
But she made a huge deal out of it.
I mean it's been years and things are still a little bit awkward between my computer and I because of that.

>>539579914
She was just jealous. Deep down she knows she can't compete. Her 3 holes vs all those ports? No way.

>>539579601
any entertainment device able to provide entertainment made in the last 10 years

>>539577541
>Sign up for divorce rape
Make me

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My what. I'm literally gonna die alone without ever having had a gf

>>539577541
Are you some bitter divorce (((lawyer))) or a shareholder for the carseat industrial complex?
Fuck lawyers and fuck big car seat too!

>>539577541
>annoying bitch gf
>find a hobby
>realize how much more enjoyable your time could be
>this is the fault of the hobby and not of the retarded whore
women constantly want you to watch their shitty garbage movies with them (which they then don't even watch but play around on their phone - they will however demand that you explain the plot to them every 10 minutes because they didn't pay attention), but then absolutely refuse to simply engage in their man's hobby with him when he invites them to do so.
I feel zero pity or sympathy for any of them nowadays.

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>>539577541
>pay attention to your girlfriend
But my dream gf is illegal

>>539577541
I tried paying attention to my girlfriend, and she talked for 5 hours straight about what color fingernails she's going to get next. Am I supposed to listen to this every day?

>>539577541
>Why wont you have kids.

alright.
>Be me.
>Struggle to get a girlfriend.
>Do all the right things to acquire family.
>Get girlfriend.
>Girlfriend gets pregnant.
>Hey this is great, we love eachother, how about we get married, may as well.
>She is all on board until she talked to her wicked fucking cunt of a sister, mother and female friends.
>They convince her that she's to young to get married and that she needs to abort the baby.
>She's 29, I am 27.
>She aborts my child without telling me, gives me the "its my body my choice line."
>Tells me that we are to young to have a child.
What...
>Tells me that its fine, in 5 years we can start a family.
>Fuck this.
>Cant look at her anymore, remove her from my life and kick her fucking ass out.
>Her mom, cunt sister, and friends all treat me like the bad guy.
>Tell them its their fault for convincing her to postpone having a child and starting a family because they are unhappy cunts.
>Move the fuck on.
>She tries to weasel her way back into my life multiple times.
>Turns out the baby she had was a miracle, her fucking fish trap is so toxic it cant support life anymore, she cant have children now.
>Her one opportunity was wasted because her alcoholic sister went YOU GO GIRL and her single divorced alcoholic mother said YASSSS QUEEN SLAY!
>Her alcoholic sister hung herself at 40.
>Her alcoholic mother shot herself because no man wanted her pathetic ass anymore.
>Ex constantly messages me about killing herself until I have to block her fucking number and remove her from all social media.
>Move on.
>No clue what she's doing now, don't care.
>Don't want a woman now.
>Content with letting a 40 something divorce ride my dick every other weekend.
>She gets mad that no young women want me as a husband.
>She left her husband because she wanted his car lot, and she got it in the divorce, then sold it to his competitors.

Really paints a picture, oh well.

On the upside, I think I knocked up a whore in France, have fun.

>>539580736
Why is that? She doesn't have a visa?

>>539578676
this. these women are fundamentally incapable of cooperation, they always act antagonistically.
instead of just taking him up on his offer and playing a couple games with him so she has a good ground to stand on when she asks him to do something she wants with her, she decided to cuck him as a punishment.

>>539577541
I had a foid friend who was obsessed with me until I started paying attention to her and taking her seriously. Then she suddenly was always tired or busy. Now she's gone and I know never to take foids seriously ever again.

>>539577541
yea it's totally the guys fault, not the cheating braindead whores. This board is shilled so fucking hard it's unreal. Just jew OP after jew OP.

>>539580806
This greentext is more horrible than any hollywood horror flick

>>539580788
>gf mentions she talked to Becky
>feel obligated to give some reply to it
>"oh, did she say anything interesting?"
>big mistake
>I am now informed that Becky will attend a wedding this weekend
>I don't know the people who marry, but I now have to be informed about the exact details of their wedding
>she takes a breather, I hope she's done, but she's actually just preparing to tell me how those people met
>start zoning out
>pay attention again 5 minutes later, it's now about some dog Becky had during university, no idea how this is even related anymore
>it goes on for another 10 minutes while I play pong in my head

>>539577541
I need to upgrade my PC

>>539580806
I don't even doubt that this happens, outside of the women actually successfully killing themselves maybe.

>>539581014
it's just one disjointed event after another.
I sometimes try to follow along, but then I get mad because she never finished one story and instead goes on a tangent.
really, it's better to just nod along and sometimes ask about some unrelated fact once you're stuck listening.

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>>539580806
Fucking hell bro, it's an evil world we live in.

>>539577541
Why the fuck would I want a girlfriend? I've been in like 3 long-term relationships. I did not receive a single benefit other than a pretty bad blowjob and a fuck. Both of which are inferior to just using my hand.

I have no desire for companionship barring if there's some sort of personal benefit to me.

>>539577541
Protip, women give birth, not men.
Not enough kids? Women aren't doing their jobs.
One man can impregnate three hundred women a year. There's no excuse for women to not be making children.

>>539581014
>have to tolerate this
>or, you know, I can shitpost on 4chan and play some fucking games
Hmm, I wonder which one I'll pick.

>>539577541
>As soon as it was reddy
You fell for some third worlder’s fanfiction, anon

>>539580806
I'm not really enjoying the "women aren't property" timeline, hey.

>>539582222
Women really heavily underestimate how much of a chore it is so listen to their incoherent rambling. They love making verbal noise for the sake of it, and they seem to assume that it is the same for men and we get something out of it.
Or maybe it's this shit again where they derive their sense of self-worth from how much of a burden they can be on you before you give them the boot, and they intentionally do it to waste your time.

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>>539577541
last time there was a woman that used my computer she started touching the monitor like it was a phone screen she is lucky i didnt chimp out on her

>>539581501
it's especially annoying when you ask them for a piece of information you actually need, but then every time she's finally about to arrive at it, she gets lost on another tangent and starts a different story
it's like those gifs where the truck is about to hit the bollard but then it always cuts off before it hits and shows the same scene from a different angle

>>539579562
Retard. Cheating into a new relationship will never work. The guy she cheated with knows she ain't loyal and will probably dump that hoe when he gets tired of her shit

>>539582584
>>539582662
As an upside, its really easy to get information from women when I want intel on something. All I have to do is just bring up the subject I want talked about and she'll eventually get to it. I can keep digging, she won't even fucking realize it.

That is honestly the only reason I'd want to spend time around women. Having one in my house is an unbearable thought. Once again, been there and I have no wish to repeat this.

If the guy looked like Henry Cavill he could have been playing his vidya AND kept the girl, easily.
She'd have been leaning over his shoulder the entire time to look at what he's doing, probably even paid interest for real since if a handsome man likes something it must be good.

But that little nigga looked mid or worse so alas, there was no hope for him to begin with. Even if he HAD paid more attention to her she still would have cheated on him since it would have made him look weak.
Bro should just enjoy his vidya because he'll never be truly loved by anyone other than his own mother.

>>539579562
You sound like a retard. Why did you type all of that when I could detect your intellect in the first 2 sentences?

>>539582704
Yeah, having a woman in your house is basically a 24/7 information leak.
If you had a number lock on your house, she'd absolutely at some point tell random people the number when she wants to complain about it being her birthdate/not being her birthdate/whatever else

>>539582835
All you have to do is feign just a bit of attention and pretend to care. It's like a dopamine hit to them.