why is it taking so long to resurrect him?
The AI generating McConnell 2.0 makes him look too chipper and lifelike but when they try and tone it down it starts rending him as a lich.
>>539582973He's actually perfectly fine. He's just doing it to troll the libs. The fact you all believe otherwise shows how delusional you all are.
the necromancers dropped his vial of ichor and it rolled under the fridge and now they can't find it
They need to find an eye of newt to craft the potion
>>539583193But he wouldn't tell even senior members of his own party? Yeah, he's not in good shape.
>>539582973Congress needs to subpoena his dead ass or serve him some papers, what the fuck are we doing, this shit is embarrassing.
>>539582973The latest video from his staff suggests he's almost fully recovered.
>>539583243they better hurry or they'll run out of parts, i doubt newt is going to be around much longer himself (i thought he had already died)
serious question: why can't beshears declare the seat vacant?
