Exactly as it is motherfuckers. Stop whining and get your shit together.
>saaaaa we are numba voane saaaar>now show bob and vagene
>>539588351Shut up yapping dog, you belong to China now like African colony, go mine me more gold!
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>>539588351used to be the best, but then the brownoids came and ran it into the ground
Fuck away yourself little bro. Yesterday I was rape in Creditview park by two Khalistani street toughs in broad daylight
>>539588351You boys better behave
>>539589656>>539589889Move to be better neighbourhood you poor fucks.
>>539588351Canada is dead.
>>539591236Are you on zoloft or something?
The Leaf will Rake the Earth
>>539589656As much as I blame brownoids, I blame self destructive self, hating whites even more. They're the ones that came up with shit policies that got us where we are and voted for them every time.
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>>539588351SAAAARAAAR
>>539588351No problem. Hotdogs on sticks coming up.
>>539588351Canada is kino, very underrated country because of chud memes. It's a bit pricey, that's the only reason I'm not there right now
Get a nice camp fire smudge. Plus burn meat. Good times. So I have a question. It's summer, why not fuck the dog in the bush?Phones work fine for tunes and battery packs are cheap for running around in the bush.
>>539591984I live on Ontario welfare. There's no housing thats affordable here, nor jobs that pay enough to save anything given costs. So live outside all 4 seasons and collect welfare. Summer is very easy.>these two magical items replace a camp stove. Dig hole and double purpose, bury the fire when done. Much lighter and cheaper than a stove.
Plus no carrying fuel canisters. Extra crap. Plenty of fuel. Just look down.
>>539588351Ok Now do hockey
>>539592213I get 700 a week on ei
>>539589921>>539592289I honestly don't know which one of you is worse.
>>539591984If wondering Ontario welfare is 342 dollars a month to feed, house, clean, clothe. Best of all the neighbours are all very polite. Good listeners.
>>539588351Canadas a silly shithole. we are mid collapse but we keep trucking on like nothings wrong.>>539591984>Canada is kinoThanks, man. I always assumed everyone hates us. You made my day :D
>>539592337342 on welfare in Ontario.
>>539592213based eternal camper.Treasure every dollar you can claw back from those cunts in ottowa.
>>539591686Are you going to piss and shit your panties?
>>539593286Are you?
>>539593410Good one...
>>539590876>just move to Burlington! cede entire portions of your country to violent shitskins! If you give them Dufferin and Peel they surely won’t enter Halton!
>>539593410$5 and ill piss and shit your panties for you. Id do it for a sandwich or chocolate bar at this point.
>>539593480You can also go north and grow your own food.
>>539588351>>539590876>>539591686>>539592359>>539593410>>539593608You will NEVER be Canadian you filthy shitskin.
>>539588351When you gonna troon out and write a marxist manifesto before causing a police-woman to shoot a innocent rabbi?
>>539593743>When you gonna troon out and write a marxist manifesto before causing a police-woman to shoot a innocent rabbi?
>>539592213Extremely based.I used to live out of my pickup year round in BC. Mountain bike all summer, ski all winter. Collect gibs and do the odd cash job. I miss it…Got a kid now, so it’s nose to the grindstone.Found a nice feather this morning.Stay blessed brothers.
>>539592562It's more interesting than watching people poison themselves in town. My favourite day is Monday when they all have to go back to work. Their faces all look like they've eaten a bug.I however don't need to file with HR for my two week allotted vacation or schedule much. People hump a check 50 weeks a year to do what I do, paid....not much obviously. But you figure it out. Helps being handy and country travelled. Build with forgotten things and whatever is lying around. Plus cheap hobby building huts all over so if you don't like, you pick up and fuck off.
>>539594065How did that happen? You met some witch?
>>539594292I'd buy a homestead but it's not so easy to find good neighbours. A lot of communities are wacky Greta Thunberg types.
>>539594292One of my cousins fucked off in the woods for most of my life. He always said he was happier living off the land than working some gay job.Thats awesome, man! Freedom.
>>539594299Pretty much, yeah. She used to be into tarot cards and magic gemstones. Probably seduced me with a spell. Makes a good wife and our daughter is like a shining star reflected in an oily sea of mediocre brain rot children.Life is still strange. Live in an RV building retaining walls for extreme mega wealth vacation homes.Unless you meant the feather. It was on the ground.
>>539594404Lots of woods. Clear a space, clean it up. Build something to tuck under and dig a firepit the width of a pot. Done. Then roll a j, make tea and ???
>>539594998Fuck that's depressing.>>539595012I'm good.
>>539594292What’s your winter strategy? Must have a bit more structure to get through the -30 stretches?
>>539594466It's very chill.>>539594998Lots of wizardy/witchy types here in clown world woods.
>>539593608>just move to the wilderness and spend the entire summer chopping wood and pulling weeds so you don’t freeze or starve!>shitskins surely won’t follow you if you give them everything your ancestors built and go grow beans in the woods!Unironically kys or gtfo my country
>>539595395>I used to live out of my pickup year round in BC. Mountain bike all summer, ski all winter. Collect gibs and do the odd cash job. I miss it…I'm just gonna do what that nigger did, minus the witch wife.
>>539588351"Best Country in the World"-Fills the best land in their best cities with residential skyscrapers that sit empty because they're all sold to Chinese "investors" while their own citizens can't afford homes.-imports 10 million Jeet shitkins to keep wages suppressed-Elects Chris Farley lookalike crack smoking fat slob to be mayor, who then dies, and then keeps electing his fat slob brother who is STILL IN OFFICEYep Canada, you're really killing it these days.
>>539595305It'll still be there later anytime you want to visit. Absolutely no hurry.
>>539595534Built on the "best land". You've never worked construction have you? Lot of work in clearing a space to live in. There's no magic wand other than back breaking labour and planning I'm afraid to say. Nothing around you is magic. It's planned and tended.
>>539595498It's pretty easy if you don't have any horrible addiction hangup and are handy/inventive enough. With all the time I have I do music and do a YouTube channel for lulz. You're literally given ALL YOUR time back when your not occupied with mundane shit like senior technical architect or senior systems engineer bullshit. I'm never going back to the office. Fuck "work".
>>539588351who let their grandpa on here?this country is decomposing corpse.51st state or 60 million more pajeets.Either way, boomers are in for a fucking miserable end game as they deserve.
>>539595310This isn't a winter hut. Just a tuck with tarps I found half buried. I'll just build another one in fall. Use snow as insulation as usual. Trick is making an air gap. Like you're building a small hut in a bigger hut. Make thatch from dried grass. Dirt + water + ash = mortar. A wee shovel is very handy. Does a lots of things. Pair of cheap work gloves and paracord is a benefit as well.
>>539595348>>539596080>Lots of wizardy/witchy types here in clown world woods.A true libertarian/classical liberalism type community would be great. That's the only woman I'd marry.
>>539596192Looks fine from my end. Gravity is still working otherwise that chipmunk would be airborne.Must be on your end. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR>*eats cow shit*SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR>*drinks cow piss*YOU ARE THE FUCKING>*rubs cow shit in hair*BLODDY BASTERD BITCH LASAGNA SAAR>*shits on street*BENCHOD MODARCHOD >*prepares food with bare feet*SAAAAR YOU MOTHER FUCK>*applies curry as armpit deodorant* I FUCK YOU BLODDY SAAAAAAR>*rapes little girl*SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR>*rapes grandpa*ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT>*smashes homeless guy's head with a rock and rapes his dead body*WE ARE SOME KIND OF>*sprays liquid diarrhea like a fire hose*ELITE BRAHMIN TALENT???>*touches electrical wire and spontaneously combusts*
>>539596383Well bunch of witchy broads all over. Ain't that hard finding a date here as an old wizard dude. I'm never had much trouble, nice taking it easy over the summer though. Chicks are nuts, sometimes taking a break is good to recharge the man battery.
>>539588351You must be new here. Canada and 4chan both. Canada is not half what it was even 20 years ago.
>>539596626>Chicks are nuts, sometimes taking a break is good to recharge the man battery.Yeah.
>>539597168Yup.
>>539588351all canadians are passive-aggressive dickheads.i hate them all equally, which is legal.
yeah just shut up and go have a relaxing cup of coffee at the Pender and Granville Starbucks ffs.Bancouber is such a beeyoudeeful ciddie, the most beeyoudeeful ciddie in deh wurl!
>>539588351No, India is best country in world and we come to Canada to improve your country and make it best country too, like India
>>539588351ALBERTA IS LEAVING THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY PRAISE GOD
>>539591887Yeah if you vote Liberal or NDP you should kill yourself.
>>539589889Getting your bussy cramed full of some BIC is the dream, and you got it freely and complain. You should be forced to maid for complaining.
>>539598432Just give us all your oil and Mcdavid.
>>539599012mcjesus isn't staying with the oilers. he wants to win the cup
>>539598474>Yeah if you vote Liberal or NDP you should kill yourself.Not that the evanglical psychos in the Conservative Party are much better.
>>539591887culturally we were ripe for the slaughter. It's the natural outcome of living in paradise too long. No crime, cheap houses, good jobs, tons of land, even the criminals were trustworthy back in the day. It was never going to last, the people atrophied and became fat, stupid and weak. We all know it.
>>539601416At least we're not British, those fuckers will go down hard when they eventually do.
on Christmas Day I had an Indian guy yell at my dad for brushing snow off his carIt sounds like I'm making shit up but it was realThis country is an absolute fucking shithole
>>539588351Definitely the geography and the natural resources to become a superpower. When those ice caps melt Canadians will be the richest people in the world
