Reminder that there is actually 0 proof Americans ever captured or killed this guy.
>>539589075There is also 0 evidence you ever had sex
Its Count Dooku
Idk, but he looks like a fun guy to hang around with. Probably had a pretty good sense of humor.
I hear Tel Aviv gets quite hot this time around, hopefully he made sure to buy some sun cream before taking a nice stroll along the promenade.
>>539589075Facts. Met the residents there the year it allegedly happened and they flat out denied it. I'm not going to say outright he wasn't there for sure, but the American narrative is extremely suspicious. Most likely false.
>>539589075True. I'm of the theory that he died sometime in the mid 2000s from health problems. And for whatever reason Obama administration decides to stage a capture. Probably Rahm Emmanuel's idea.
>>539589075His wife gave interviews about them killing him that's proof enough. Americans left her behind then she was in some Paki hospital spilling the whole beans on what happened before Saudis allowed her to move there
>>539589075We took pictures and video, but did not release publicly to prevent further martyrdom.
>>539589217I remember reading somewhere that he was a hell of a basketball player
Epstein, Osama and Saddam all getting blowies in Xanadu right now
>>539589373Loose Change Copium.
>>539589075My buddy was on the ship they had "obongo" throw him off. Everyone had to turn their backs and not look as they "did" it. He says the whole crew knew it was fake
>>539589373They had to drag Obama off a golf course when it happened. If you look at the "situation room" photos, he is in his golf attire.
>>539589466I was in abbotabad the summer it happened and every single local was annoyed at everyone asking them about Osama. They kept saying it's complete bullshit. There's no body, no pictures, nothing to prove he was actually there. And they tossed him in the ocean in a "traditional" Muslim burial at sea?? That is haram by the way not traditional at all. And that a shine would be built? Wrong again he wasn't a saint so why would a shrine be built? Makes zero sense.
>>539589524A long time has passed, can we see the pictures or videos yet?
>>539589524>prevent further martyrdomWhat's that even supposed to mean? Because to a Muslim that's not how martyrdom works. You guys have nothing.
there's literal documentaries About it.why are you so islamophobic?
>>539589128OP has no response.
>>539589217Apparently they found hentai on his hard drive if I remember correctly. Yeah, he's a bro.
>>539589548Okay and? What is your theory
>>539589674google tube has whatever you'd like to see regarding(((pbuh)))nigger
>>539589128ethered OP
Weird to think his death was the last time Americans truly celebrated with one another regardless of race, religion or political viewAfter that the country became more and more divided. I guess Watchmen was right that you need a villain to unify everyone
>>539589728it was one of the earliest examples of DCP and rather shit desu senpaithe quality is much better today
>we totally got him guys>no you can't see it>just trust us brot. US government
>>539589075more important reminder is that he's a jihadist spawned from Saudi Arabia's fundamentalist Wahhabists and he wanted USA to fuck off from Saudi so he could work as their security. USA only dealt with him and gave a temporary beating to the Taliban (who mostly didn't want to police their territory without USA providing evidence of wrongdoing). USA is still sucking Saudi cock even when they are spreading extremism spawning these kind of movements. Part of that is because Saudi is pretty weak and the king quickly folded when they started facing terrorism but the bigger story is just that nobody is dealing with that cancer.
He was not a real person.
>>539589075Osama = Obamaif you only knew , i know it sounds crazy but these are shapeshifters and actors of the highest kind
>>539589696Muslims are retarded so it would line up
>>539590027Coming from a Christian? That's rich.
You would think Americans would be releasing the evidence of him being dead for a cathartic experience, maybe even bring him to America and parade him around, but no, the most wanted man in US history just vanished, allegedly dumped into the ocean somewhere, doesn't add up.
>>539590090Sorry how many christians are out blowing shit up in western countries in the name of jesus? Go marry a 6 year old goat called aisha or whatever
>>539589745I dont need "theories"
>>539590289>Bombing Muslim countries in the name of their kike overlords>Funding the zios so kikesickle can return Nice try christcuck but
>>539590289huh? you literally killed millions of people all over the world, starting in europe with the pagansno bombs existed back then
>>539590468My country has nothing to do qith Israel try again. Plus why do all you hand as toiletpaper folk like yourself flood the west if we're retarded? >>539590486>but in the pastCherrypicking to avoid the point that islam has been behind 90% of the terrorist attacks in the west in the last decade, good job brown
>>539589075It could be that they thought he was there, but he wasn't, but they lost a bird in Pakistan so they could not say nothing.Thus pretending they got'em to justify their actions and give Hussein a boost in the 2012 election.
>>539590658christians killed your pagan ancestors, that's why you are christian now lmao
>>539590790Raised christian but not christian, keep tryin Abdul your religion is dumber than mormonism
>>539590658>My country has nothing to do qithGoalpost shift. Went from what have chriggers done to what has "my country" done. Are you done derailing the thread. Can we go back to the discussion of this thread? Waste of time.
>>539590943>waste of timeYou finally realising what your religion is?
>>539590943Jews had always had a massive presence deep into the Arabian peninsula as merchants, which was just to the South of them. And in all their Talmudic teachings, it is said a "far off power" will destroy Edom and Ishmael (in Talmudic schizointerpretation, those are Rome and Persia). Put two and two together and with the Arab tribes to the South, Jews could have easily found their "far off power".Mohammad indeed picked some fairly odd fundamentals for his religion that seem to be copypastas of Talmudic JudaismTawhid = A near copy of the ShemaHalal = A close copy of Schechita / KosherSharia = A version of HalakhahRiba is derived in name and form from the Prohibition of RibitJihad = A close copy of Milkhemet Mitzvah/Milkhemet ReshutTaqiyya = see the rabbinics but the practice of Leshon Hakmah is an example of itDespite the modern hostility due to Israel, Jews historically were vastly less hostile to Muslims than to Christians and helped them to invade Christian countries multiple times, like the Moor invasion of Visigothic Spain, the Jewish expulsions from Castille / modern Spain being triggered by Jews being caught assisting the Grenada Caliphate, and the Donmeh supporting Ottoman campaigns in the Balkans. A lot of Islam is just blatantly ripped off of talmudic rabbinical Judaism. Even the Muslim forbidding of Usury was not universal like with Christianity but only applies to fellow Muslims, whilst non Muslims can always be charged interest (Just like how Jews operate). Because of Islam's values, it was historically very easy for a Jew to pretend to be a Muslim. Jews are permitted to pray in a Mosque and not a Church.And remember, for the record, 99.99% of Christians and Muslims had NO IDEA THE TALMUD EXISTED, much less what was inside it. No one would've made the connection between Islam and Talmudism, as no one was aware of the Talmud.Christianity was a natural movement against the Pharisees. Islam is a Jewish golem religion that got out of hand.
>>539589075No shit. Fwd him to a literal shark? C'mon that's as bombastic as "we found their two intact Indiana drivers licenses at the base of the molten and collapsed skyscraper"
>>539589075This guy is a texan
>>539589641His injured wife was in a Paki military hospital and told everyone what happened. Remember the Americans wanted the Pakis to allow them to interrogate her and they said no and this caused so many problems that Saudis accepted her and Osama's kidsPretending he's alive is schizo tier denial
>>539591072Nice copy pasta but it has nothing to do with the thread. But to respond to you and I'll only respond once:Christianity was a developed religion in response to the alleged death of the Messiah, which was never supposed to happen. As Paul says it was a stumbling block to the kikes. And therefore the followers of the movement had to shoehorn in the death somehow and developed the doctrines of original sin (not found in bible), trinity (not found in bible, three gods polytheism), etc during the ecumincal councils. And it also adopted greek Neoplatonic philosophy such as by philo of Alexandria. Then Paul comes around and has to lie about how he's not preaching against the law the apostles, as seen in acts, and does sacrificial rituals even though according to him jesus was the last sacrifice, says only my gospel is the true one trust me bros, and goes against the teachings of jesus in favour of giving up the law to be more attractive to the pagans of the region. Jesus preached that the law will not finish till the heavens and the earth pass away (they haven't). In any case your premise is just a Christian stretch at trying to justify yourself as the truth but you can even explain one very simple basic thing:How is the trinity one god and not three gods, without falling into the heresies of modalism or partialism or appealing to mystery. And if you can't then be assured that you are on falsehood.
>>539591304>His injured wife was in a Paki military hospital and told everyone what happenedCan you show evidence of that? First time I'm hearing it
>>539591072>whilst non Muslims can always be charged interest (Just like how Jews operate)And that's also a lie. Here's the quran to BTFO you. Nowhere does it say non Muslims can be charged interest. Another day another Christian lie.
>>539591360>>539591553Seething inbred
>>539591304Go shove a corncob up your ass yank
>>539591628Didn't jesus command cousin marriage? Was he a retard kike for commanding that?
>>539591731Lol pot calling the kettle black
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>>539591731For certain individuals in the bible, not for everybody dumbass Meanwhile Pakistan
>>539589217guy was 6'3 or something. he def had a chill personality when he wasn't being the mastermind of al qaeda
>>539591872So he commanded something bad?Now explain how trinity is one god and not three gods without using modalism, partialism or appealing to mystery. Tell the holy djinn so you can start speaking in tongues and let us know kek.
>>539591950Low iq inbred is a low iq inbred
>>539591950
>jews, christians and muslims start shitting up my threadthis is why we can't have nice things
>>539592064Since you're so high iq you explain it. If your mangod has any dignity by jesus explain how it's one god and not three. The power of Christ compels you.
>>539589075True.Dude had aura though
>>539589075He died from kidney failure years before he was "killed" by Seal Team Six (who were all conveniently offed in a helicopter "crash" later to tie up any lose ends.) The government just did that mock sea burial to save face after pulling of a costly nothingburger war that was justified by Saudi's trained and instructed by Mossad blowing up two towers.
>>539589075Is that Tim Osman?
>>539592102I'm not high iq, I'm just not a fucking retard.If I could understand god in a simple terms, would he be Worthy of praise?
On the morning of September 11th, 2001, 19 men armed with box-cutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave-fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on four commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off-course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor. These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers managed to knock down three buildings with two planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn't handle a single-engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8000 foot descending 270° corkscrew turn to come in exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analysts' office, where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion Dollars that defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced missing from the Pentagon's coffers on a press conference the day before, on September 10th, 2001.
>>539589075He went back to porta party. boombers used power of TV and video editing software to fool the public.
>>539592461It's how you count things. How many gods died on the cross? Conversely how many gods didn't die on the cross? Ergo 3 gods.
>>539589075He was probably killed because he got too arrogant about the power that the US/Israel afforded him. He would be nothing without the CIA and Mossad backing him every step of the way. That, and Obama needed a win.
>>539589075Cool stuffHey did you know that Muhammad got fucked in the ass by a horde of jeets?
>>539592655It's Hersey dumbass, but let's commit one for your understanding .God is infinite, meaning that Christ and the holy spirit are also infinite, and what happens when you connect infinities?
>>539592655Where is god. Name the place.
>>539592502
>>539592797Speaking of places>>539592655Where does the sun go when it sets?
>>539592655How many men mounted your prophet in the desert?
>>539589075there is proof we gave him kidney dialysis in the 90s tho
>>539589075Nigger it's 2026. Who give a fuck
>>539589728All of that stuff on the computer was obviously his son's. And no, OBL wasn't a gamer. It was his son who was playing games. End of. OBL's personal library was extremely uninteresting. Guy didn't care much about studying Islam either since he only had the Qur'an, Sahih Bukhari, along with maybe some basic bitch booklets. Just not an impressive goy. Very disappointing.
>>539589075>proofHe's not making videos anymore. If he was alive he'd make sure everyone knew to rub it in America's face
>>539592794We're simply counting things. Why do you count three persons but not three gods? What's the difference?>>539592797Above the throne.>>539592855It sets wherever you see it setting retard, since the sun setting is just a matter of perspective.
>>539593033Okay dumbass , let's commit more .I have a brother a father and a son,I can be called a brother,a son and a father, 3 names claiming one person
>>539589075>>539589674>>539589865>Reminder that there is actually 0 proof Americans ever captured or killed this guy.>an interesting brit glowie VPN This guy wasn't part of 9/11, he was a patzie.
>>539593033>how could there be three persons but not 3 godsHow can you have two hands but only one body?
>>539591360>the Fathers and those who knew Jesus gotbit wrong the whole timeChrist was deemed a priest of the order of Melchizidek by John the Baptist, his cousin. Melchizidek gave sacrifices of bread and wine, which explains the last supper and now Catholic Mass. The first pope was Peter who Christ gave the keys of heaven to and the ability to bind and unbind
>>539593090>I have a brother a father and a son,That's three humans, therefore if you apply that to the trinity it would be three gods.>I can be called a brother,a son and a father, 3 names claiming one personModalism. Besides aren't there three "distinct" persons?See how it fails every step of the way? Your only refuge is saying that it's a scooby doo mystery. But if you do that you concede the fact that every christcuck is low iq because none of you morons can understand it but accuse everyone else who says they can't understand it as low iq.
>>539590149>>539590486>>539590790Brit mi6 glowie, this is how it went .Euro globohomo kings wanted 5 wars in the middle east. Also british / euro drug mafia just lost poppy drug fields in Afghanistan to local afghanis.Afghanistan elected normal gov who burned down afghani poppy fields. So, euro drug mafia couldn't possibly wait for too long without euro drugs, and drug money being laundered through british offshore banks and London. SO, CIA, mi6 and Pentagon made up some fake operation so that they can justify 5 wars in the middle east, and taking over afghani poppy fields.
>>539593114Partialism heresy. My hands aren't fully my body. Jesus, spirit and father aren't parts of god but supposed to be fully god. Next.
>>539589217>Probably had a pretty good sense of humor.Not really. He was dour and even told off his kids if they were having too much fun. He was obsessed about managing his image. It's surprising he allowed his son(s) to play computer games. Probably one of his wives convinced him, "they never even get to go anywhere!" OBL was interested in managing his image, his terrorist group, his business, and seething about Saudis for supporting America instead of letting him do the job of defending the land.
>>539593303>arguing with an israeli flag about Christianity while calling christians retardedHAHAHAHAHA
>>539589075What about that one pedophile looking guy who goes on all the right wing podcasts and tells everyone he killed him. Or that other guy who looks like a thumb who wrote a book who said actually he (Mr. Thumb) killed him and canoed him
>>539593394He's a Christian ask him yourself but whatever. This thread topic is something I'm actually interested in before you decided to derail it completely. If you don't mind can we get back to the topic at hand
>>539590394good goy copium
>>539593303>>539593345Still ignoring the three infinities
>>539593540What are these 3 infinities that we're supposedly connecting? 3 gods?
>>539593033bzzzzzt wrong, according to Holy Qur'an it sets in a muddy stream
>>539589075Jews did 9/11 and pinned it on him by playing old ass videos of him saying death to America on the jewish media. Thats all it took for normies to belive the jewish narrative. If he was ever found and discovered to be decades older than what the narrative told then normies might begin to question the narrative so the killed him and disposed of the body then killed all the witnesses too.
>>539593756Yes it sets in a muddy stream if you are standing and watching it set in a muddy stream. It's called perspective genius.
>>539589075>there is actually 0 proof Americans ever captured or killed this guy.bin laden was found inside a pakistan military complex.millions of inbred pakistanis protested on streets the day after he was picked up
>>539593345>theyre supposed to be fully godMy hands are fully flipping you off right now almost like the connection between the brain and the hands through the nervous system joins the two in a sort of dual existence. I never derailed your posts about osama, just your ones shilling the worlds worst and gayest religion islam.
Area51 Thread was deleted where I made contact with aliens but threads about beating women are left up--->>539592520
>>539593033Above throne As per quran right>He is the First (nothing is before Him) and the Last (nothing is after Him), the Most High (nothing is above Him) and the Most Near (nothing is nearer than Him). And He is the All-Knower of every thing. [57:3]How can he be so high and so near at the same time?
>>539593994Also how can be first and the last, is he also the third?
He can not be the trinity but he can be everything elseLOL LMAO
>>539589075I know where he is, he's hiding in my garden.
>>539593994High: above everythingNear: manifest, close to you in knowledge and understanding >>539594042First: self explanatory Last: exists after everything else perishes These are some very basic things even chatgpt can explain.Want to explain how laxmi is in the cow anus and how Vishnu is like a lusty elephant now?
>>539589075its easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled
>>539594267Didn't allah god had the knowledge of Mohammed being a pedophile?Why did allah god tell him to rape Why did allah gos tell him to marry his adopted sons wife Why did he tell him to squat and peeDoesn't look like knowledge to me. I'll take it literally
>>539594409Why did brahma order you to? Why are you ordered to eat shit and throw it around?
>>539592360kek good ol' tim osman
>>539594456>brahma married someone or something the picSo you admit your god allahdin is brahma
>>539594507>>539594456Seeing a Paki and a Jeet fighting eachother feels like seeing this.
Not anyone in his family or any of his former associates or anyone at all other than white online schizos that never left their home town ha e denied it so it probably happened
>>539594456>marrys 8 year old>Muhammed- ew thats so oldLol
>>539589525I read that about Obama too, turns out he was just an soft inept nigger.
>>539589075He died in December of 2001 of Renal Failure.
>>539594507>So you admitJeet iq. Need to start consuming gae maata to get those proteins to get the noggin jogging.
>>539594758>allah knowledge < Jeet iqshame
>>539594758>jeet iq Nigger you're literally the same as him except for religion.
>>539594653>12 yoThe wall spares no one
>>539593810bzzt also wrongAll the early tafsirs (up to 13th c.) interpret the verse literally: the sun physically descends into a pool of mud or muddy stream. It wasn't until the Arabs gained access to Greek astronomical texts that they realized the Qur'an makes an oopsie and went with the "if you're standing in front of a muddy stream it looks like the sun is going into it"Sunni Islam teaches that early Muslims were more perfect in their understanding than later generations, so according to Islam itself it's more correct to say that the sun physically descends into a muddy stream and waits there until morning when the sun goes up to the Throne, bows, asks if it can rotate around the earth and if the answer is yet, it proceeds along its course (taking care never to catch up with the moon because that is forbidden)
>>539594861>All the early tafsirs (up to 13th c.) interpret the verse literallyBzzzt. Here's ibn Abbas the oldest tafsir. Cope now?
>>539594758Many such parallels
>>539594944>2 replies to the same postSomeone's emotions are extremely riled up lol.Is that your gaddha bhaiyya? Kek. Nah gae mata is where it's at.
>>539595042>Is that your uga booga No, this is you
>>539594937ibn Abbas didn't write a tafsir retardBut you wouldn't know since you can't read Arabic, you're from PakistanI could longpost but you'd just ignore it or lie again, so I'll link an article that sums up the literature on this verse pretty wellhttps://theislamissue.wordpress.com/2022/05/16/the-early-muslims-and-the-sun-in-the-spring/
>>539595882Even if the "scholars" said it, we don't take them as gods. We dont take a scholar isn't evidence in of itself, we take the evidence from a scholar according to imam Abu hanida. In fact imam shaafi said if you find something contrary to my statement leave it. >You'll lieBy the way exegesis of a text IS tafsir retard. Even if he didn't have a formal exegetical work his explanation counts as tafsir. Imagine being such a dumb jeet. Fail.And yes I can read Arabic easily retard. Have a fully Arabic quran. I can also understand Quranic Arabic just not advanced Arabic.
>>539589779I think if 9/11 happened again today it woulNd't even unite anybody. Leftoids would be split between hardcore campist zoomers saying YES! YES! THE GLOBAL SOUTH IS RISING UP! DEATH TO THE IMPERIAL CORE! and soillennial/gen x/boomerlibs clutching their pearls at the decorum and Rightoids would just be saying "GOT WHAT YOU VOTED FOR LIBTARDS! NOT MY PROBLEM!"
>>539596261>hardcore campist zoomers saying YES! YES! THE GLOBAL SOUTH IS RISING UP! DEATH TO THE IMPERIAL CORE!zoomers are negrified? wow, you don't say
>>539589075> CIA and other specialists in the intelligence community "performed the initial DNA analysis matching a virtually 100-percent DNA match of the body against the DNA of several of bin Laden's family members," the official added.https://www.cpf.navy.mil/Newsroom/News/Article/2755760/bin-laden-buried-at-sea/
>>539595882>retardwhy do you abuse your muslim brother?
>>539589075Who cares? Shits been quiet since he’s been in retirement.
>>539589075The whole event was broadcasted live to the Whitehouse. Sorry they forgot to invite you over for validation of the whole event.
>>539596261Americans actually have the ability to come together in times of tragedy despite politics rather than because of politics.
According to the CIA Osama has a copy of Counter-Strike, Half-Life, Final Fantasy VII, and some Dragon Ball Z titles
>>539589217he was an anime connoisseur
>>539598132>The whole event was broadcasted live to the Whitehouse.lol, just lolcant get more stupid than retarded fatty murrican
>>539591304>Saudis accepted her and Osama's kidsOsama was the heir of Saudi's main infrastructure corporative, he was one of the top cheeses around that wasn't a full-on royal.
>>539589075he was documented to be in late stages of a fatal disease and died of natural causes a couple months after 9/11.then Jewess Rita Katz of "Site Intelligence" started putting out repeated poorly done fake OBL pics of guys clearly not OBL that were taken as gospel by (((US Govt))).Whole thing was Holohoax tier bogus.Supposedly Rita and her band of ragtag Jews without any hacking background was able to outperform combined CIA, FBI, NSA, DoD, etc in finding "terrorist" communications.Rita's dad was one of the 13 Kikes of the Iraqi National Assembly arrested, tried and executed by Saddam, which ended all "sectarian violence" in Iraq until Israeli advisors returned with US troops in Gulf Wars.
>>539589173It's Trevor moore
>>539589524What is "we"
