Wario is now in charge of the USA. How do things improve?
Hope he doesn't get disappointed when he discovers fort Knox is empty
D'OH, I MISSED!
>>539592020Wario is worth far more than whatever is in that place.
>>539591841WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHP!
>>539593017WAHAHAHA! Wario was actually supposed to be German! So, your insult means nothing!
Garlic stocks start to moon as billions of dollars of government funding is flooded into that market.
>>539592020>Hope he doesn't get disappointed when he discovers fort Knox is emptyLiterally the plot of wario games is that his gold got stolen and he runs around to get it back.
>>539591841Invade South America and loot their Temples
