>Police declare 'major incident' over Cairngorms wildfirehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2k7g15v3epo>Angela Rayner 'earned more than £180,000 during year off from Government' before being recalled by new PM Andy Burnhamhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16003597/Angela-Rayner-180-000-year-recalled.html>Iran smuggling agents to UK as Channel migrants in exchange for ‘favours’https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2232817/iran-smuggling-agents-uk-channel>Taxpayers overcharged £17bn for public sector pensionshttps://archive.ph/BBbla>Southport killer ‘trying to retraumatise families from cell’, says lawyerhttps://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/jul/25/southport-killer-axel-rudakubana-trying-to-retraumatise-families-from-cell-says-lawyer>Lord John Horam death: Former minister dies after falling on walk home from work, family sayshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lord-john-horam-death-minister-latest-b3021401.html>Police boat rushing to 'person in Thames' crashes into Westminster Bridge injuring five officershttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/westminster-bridge-standstill-casualties-b1291231.html>Fuel prices set to hit ‘new Iran war high’ as cost of oil surges amid conflicthttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-24/uk-ready-to-defend-itself-after-iran-criticises-us-using-british-bases>More than 600,000 UK high earners could be dragged into pension trap by 2032https://archive.ph/6dBPK
>he's watching men fist each other againThat's why its been comfy today.
Climate change nutters really think we can make sacrifices of wealth to Mother Earth, and the weather will return to how they remember it when they were younger.
corrr tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3v9unphfi0
>>539597708ebegging takes priority, there's a new ace combat game on the way
>>539597767I'm waiting for OFMET to start fining the sun. >>539597890Torrents.
Britpol business idea: ultrabames (superwogs)
>>539597948>OFMETwhich egyptian god is that
>>539597767The unnamed god that replaced Christ is a prosperity god that transforms sacrifice of life into prosperity and vice versa.
>>539597767Got sunburn so bad when I was a wee nipper it burnt a chunk out of my shoulder, the snow was feet thick in the winter.Nation of spastics
>>539597948Solar killshot incumen in
>>539597990Kek. Met office.>>539598098Hope it hits israel.
>>539598098Me parrying it at the last second.
>>539598098>THEMICRONOVAISCOMING.JPEG
>>539598098>>539598353So what's the consequences of this?
>>539598464This can destroy satellites and overload a power grid.Back to the soil boys.
>>539598464Aurora borealis.
>Man who beat up seagull in front of shocked families says the wild birds should be better trained>Charlie Righton attacked the bird in July at the Harbour View Cafe in Porthleven, Cornwall, while having lunch with a companion. It is understood Mr Righton, believed to be from Truro, grabbed and punched the seagull, and then 'smashed' it against the cafe's wall and 'stuffed [it] through the fence'. The bird was allegedly rescued by tourists, who Mr Righton deemed 'idiotic' and said rather 'ruined' the seagull's day by 'taking it away from its home'.>While denying breaking the bird's wings or killing it, he wrote: 'It's unfortunate that our local council and ecologists haven't done what is a simple thing and train the animals not to take food out of our mouths! My dog does not take from my table and neither should our gulls.>A spokesman for Devon and Cornwall Police said in July: 'We have been made aware following a report of a seagull being injured by a man by the harbour in Porthleven on the afternoon of Monday, July 13.Basedhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16004441/Man-beat-seagull-shocked-families-wild-birds-trained.html
>>539598326What if the hit box is shit?
>>539598699
>>539598464Total annihilation of modern civilization, back to the stone age in an instant, starvation and barbarism, 50%+ infant mortality, the return of TB cholera rabies rickets ect. Basically an end to a life humans have known for thousands of years, everyone you love will die in horrible ways, it's over
>>539598738>Basically an end to a life humans have known for thousands of years, Mate we've only had electricity for 145 years. America predates electricity.
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>539599044Pork belly. Been in marinade all day.
>>539598927Metal workers have been around since the bronze age, we're going all the way back to the stone age retard
>>539598464I wouldn't worry about it.
>>539599044
>>539599044The water from last nights pot noodle with some microwave veg
>>539597504what about kosher student accomodation, shlomo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3f7-ivi4ug
>>539598098That's nothing, my wifes sister does that twice a day to me.
>>539599044I don't know. All my onions were bad so now my plans are fucked. I might just starve.
>>539599104Still got engines....
>>539599044Seagull turds
>>539598699based gull discipliner
>>539599294Almost no engines are carburettor types now, it's all computer controlled therefore dead after the kill shot
>>539599395
>>539599455We'll make steam great again. The first and most pressing thing to sort out first will be water, however.
>>539599455>carburettorI remember watching this years ago. Used to love this show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtazDAaj930
>>539599560Don't be stupid. We can't boil water without nuclear power.
your AGI sars
>>539599714>puts pan of water on got coals
>>539599560we're literally surrounded by water
>>539599560How are you going to do anything when evading roaming cannibal gangs is your number one priority? Not going to have much spare time, especially when scavenging for food would probably take up the rest of your time. You're coping it's already over, she's finished, we're dine
>>539599900So why do we have hosepipe bans?
>>539600016Big Watering-can lobbyists
>>539599900>>539600016Surely it would be a bad idea to spray saltwater on your garden?
>>539600009I've been making preparations for the past ten years. >>539600084Bloody BigAqua at it again.>>539600120Bad for highly pressurised tanks as well.
>>539600016a blatant lack of desalination plants
>>539600084We're not ready for this conspiracy.
Popping down to the chicken shop. You lads any anything?
>>539600016Lack of infrastructure and mass immigration. Basically the same reason why there isn't enough housing, schools, hospitals, doctors, dentists, police, prisons etc.
It's so over
public info drop
>>539600294female genital mutilation
>>539600175You won't have the calories to sit around andaje anything, the food is gone in the first two weeks, then people are trying to eat eachother. Maybe after a while a few isolated communities start growing their own food but that takes every minute of their days. You think you'll have time and calories to tinker about making a steam engine? You obviously haven't thought about this seriously at all
>>539600294the charlene downes shishkebab special and a can of pop
>>539599085Wot kinda marinade, jerk?>>539599129Tommy sauce looks sad>>539599175If you’ve water left in the pot, then simply put, you’re not using the correct method>>539599278Based >>539599353You never turned up
>>539600294A better gimmick.>>539600375You're assuming I haven't already built a few. Look up the definition of the word 'prepare'
>>539598738a couple of terracotta pots and some tealights and we'll be fine mate
>>539600294Did you see the recent story of one of these places sponsoring more visas than Microsoft somehow?
>>539600574How do they protect you from the cannibals and provide your calories?
>>539600789Remington.
Am in Paris lads. Wat do?
>>539600906be careful
>>539600862So you with your 2hp hobbyist steam engines and your .22 rifle are going to stop humanity going back to the stone age, lmao ok retard
Oh why do I have a brit flag. I'm in Paris. Phone network must be sending it all through the uk
>>539600906Avoid the cheese.
>>539600906Run
>>539600906visit Jimmy Morissons grave in Montmatre, give the hippy chicks the benefit
>>539600947No, not humanity. Just those worth saving. Blackpilled chaps such as yourself will die I the first week.
>>539600950under the safety of the ever watchful ringpiece
>>539600523>You never turned upI didn't have time - left Thursday 6pm, got back today at 12.Family funeral.
>>539600974>>539600930Loads of jeets here ngl. Tourists mainly, obviously. But way more jeets than I ever remember. How can street shitters afford to come out here?
>>539600906Place Pigalle - for multi-nation whore sex!
>>539601175I'm here with the missus
>>539601030The fuck is a 2hp steam engine going to do for anyone you fucking retard
>>539601217he's going to break some bucks
>>539601217steam-powered sex arse
>>539601217Make you seethe, apparently.
>>539600950Yes - if your using your own data on your phone - your normal flag. If you connect to hotel wifi, you're French lad.>>539601202She could make a few bob
>>539601202get her some man whores
>>539601082India played the smartest world domination attempt in history. They saw that first-world countries were just giving everything away and letting everyone scam them. So india decided to run a massive breeding campaign, and then shit out all their youth across the world without having to worry about fighting wars or any of the usual obstacles to taking over countries.
>>539601287>le seethe is something tangible I value greatly Oh you're that mentally ill homosexual lad aren't you, lol
comfy in here today
>>539601448Brush your teeth>>539601487Won't be for much longer, I suspect.
>>539601606Shart out your arsecum
HMO?More like HoMO, amiright.Bunch of sweaty swarthy men packed over half a dozen to a partitioned apartment
>>539601757Imagine trying to explain to a HMO bame that the milk in the fridge is yours
Sardines on toast, with miso soup side
>>539601855see>>539601010
>>539597504How come when people complain about economic migrants, we always have to cuck and say shit like, "they abuse women", "they groom teenage girls" or "they hate gays." I AGREE with all of that. I don't like them BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN and how they SMELL. And they are greedy pieces of shit who want $
>>539601082>Tourists mainlyPrakash from Lyon visiting is 15 cousins in Paris is technically toursim.
>>539601745I accept your concession. >>539601757Still think we should call MPs MoPs
>>539601855that's the start to resident evil 10
>>539601873>>539601988I didn't actually consider bames can't cope with milk, replace milk with watermelon or fried chicken bucketImagine trying to explain to a HMO bame that the watermelon/fried chicken bucket is yours
>>539601988Tenant Evil
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/25/islamic-bookshops-bring-skilled-migrant-workers-to-britain/
>>539601984You tell me to brush my teeth and that's no a concession? You really are mentally ill
>>539602028Business idea: kentucky fried watermelon
>>539602131It's just all a ponzi scheme by Ayatollah Burnham at this point
>>539602252this bollocks has been going on a long time
>>539597504Today's nudge unit story: boat niggers are good, actually. The boys are aspiring child actors/extras.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn7ng8z64lro
>>539601855The contents of the fridge are for everyone.
>>539602345Put them back in, it's nature.
>>539602345how can those men live with themselves
>>539602345need impaling as a deterrent
