I'm a neet since I'm 16 and now I'm 32 and I never really worked.How can I ever integrate in the normal society ever again?I'm so weak even 2 weeks of work would destroy me.I was cute once had good gfs and now I have puma.
How do other neets survive without a puma nowadays?
>>539605587go back dennis
what is the reason youre now choosing to reintegrate to society? cant you just keep living with your parents or being on gibs?
>>539605587>How can I ever integrate in the normal society ever again?you cant, even just being out of the rat race for a couple months is enough to get ghosted by employers.
Society owes you nice things
>>539605587>I'm so weak even 2 weeks of work would destroy meYou haven't been going to a gym or bought your own weights with all that spare time?
>>539605587Join the German Navy, basically like being a neet cause they do fuck all.
>>539605744Als ob ich so ein subhuman wäre
>>539605750Mother died when I was 16 and my father died when I was 17..it was not s great time for me
>>539605815I don't want to serve this ZOG state until they go full Hohlerjlaus
>>539606029As I said, the German navy does not actually do anything so you wont.
>>539605587>>539605772Not.If he wants to do farm work.Tough, however your body gets used to it.You are qualified to Pickup apples, fix wines, and prune trees.Yeah you have to wake up early.But you get better sleep.Its a trade off.NEETS eventually develop insomnia, and staring at the screen all day will accelerate the sleep apnea condition.Nobody wins.It feels good when it isn't in excess.
>>539606694>t. 11 year necromancer
>>539605587I'd just keep neeting at this point
>>539605850>Als ob ich so ein subhuman wäre>I'm a neet since I'm 16 and now I'm 32 and I never really worked.kek
>>539605587Go to a Absteigerkneipe where the Handwerker gather after work. Offer to be a Helfer for little money. Do Schwarzarbeit. Win
im 36 years now and on welfare for the last 11 years. There is no reason anymore to get a job or pay senior buxx into the system. It´s better to be on welfare and get senior welfare later. If i started working now i would be poor as senior.
>>539606964I impregnated 2 Asian girls 2 German girls and 1 French girl.I have done my mission as a human.What have you done so far?
>>539605587You have fupa?
>>539605587The day Alice Weidel is crowned chancelloress, I will have my first job interview. Not a day sooner.
>>539605587slow down, enjoy life.get a bluetooth box, get some nice music, get a six pack and maybe more and have a walk around the woods.Get drunk, do shit, do never care about anything. Listen to music, get more drunk, enjoy life.
>>539605930Life in current zeitgeist is the most retarded shit ever.stop being a consumer zombie and do the opposition, everything but...get drunk, get more drunk, fuck it, and drink more.Why even care. Fuck the univers.Nohting to gain from it, nothing to win, time to lose like a king.
ASK YOURSELF THISWhat would Napoleon do?In his last moment, when he relized the war is lost, he sit there with all his wine bottles and got drunk. Watching from his burning throne his world falling apart and getting more drunk.
Stop looking for solutionAlcohol is also not about solutions.
squat in the home of a boomer that is too old to do anything about it
>>539605587LazyMAXX while getting stronger>sit with back in chair while typing on laptop(ideally coding webdev/gamedev) or gaming>do bus drivers with weight plates while watching anime>get a dog and go on daily walkssimple as
The most perfect mix, cheep and tasty.
>>539605587Get retired for health issues. Psychological problems work best.
If you have time and money you can volunteer and build a resume. Maybe someone will offer you a job.
>>539610465the idea of back in chair is that you're doing a static hold and improving length strength, bus drivers for upper body strengthAlso work your way up to planking through an entire match of Smash Ultimate or a floor in Azure Dreams. I really just need to make a youtoid video on all this. I went from lazy, patellar tendonitis having drunkard to homesteading champion.
>>539605587Get a job at your state/municipality.
last day of the month next week, you know what this means!
>>539605587you could probably be a mail man
>>539605587volunteer to fight for Ukraine. If they win you get citizenship and probably other bennies, maybe even land and a slavic qt wife. If they lose and you make it back to Germany no worse off than now. If you die your problems are over, and you join centuries of your brothers in the eastern European soil.
Also, top tier idea when you have all your time for yourself: GET PARANOIDNot joking, this is some fun times. Look for some really fucked up conspiracies and go kneed deep into that fucked up rabbit hole, become the fucking rabbit hole. Have fun seeing the world differently.Top three schizo slides:1. ALIENS2. GOV are ALIENS3. PRISON PLANET
>>539607314you created more subhumansamazing jobyou should kys
>>539610633I miss this game, haven't been able to find anything that matches that kind of soul.>Selfi best girl
>>539611109>I miss this gameif you miss it, why don't you start playing it again now? Right now? Make it even more fun with some gin, best brain pooping alholohol to get into some arts.
I have the same problem except I am actually schizophrenic.
>>539605587Anon there's lots of bad advice in this thread. Go join a church and make connections with people. Let it slip that you're looking for work at some point. You could even ask if the church is hiring for any positions like as a janitor. People like you who don't have a lot of close connections and have retreated from society for years absolutely require a community of people that genuinely care about them. I recommend an Orthodox church. Good luck anon.
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>>539605587only 16 years .what an amateur
>>539611109I'm trying to make a game similar to it. It really does fully embody the notion of SOVL. The HUD itself is amazing, having a health bar/number is describable KINOI like how Koh can fondle Selfi in front of his mom and sister, lol. Very Japanese and comfy
>>539613375un-describable*I wish I knew how to write characters. Maybe after the skeleton of the game is complete I will ask Japanese giga-chads how to do it and employ them as writers/voice actors.
>>539605587about 20 years of neetdom heredon't reintegrate into society, it's simply not worth it. use the time to stay healthy and fit, to educate yourself and to have fun. if you find people worth having around, keep them
>>539613502How is this possible in Germany? I am subject to renewal of my disability payments every two years and they seem to make it intentionally hard
>>539605587>had good gfsYou can start by getting off this board fucking normie.
>>539613665several ways to answer that. for one it seems most persons in charge don't seem to be overly motivated or just have too many people to deal with. for two it helps not having a formal education and much experience at working, this staples up the longer you haven't worked. then all the smaller methods: you ignore all invitiations as long as you can, you show you're not motivated, you're unfriendly or lunatic to whoever you have to with or in opposite are very friendly and likeable. many ways. this way they will now it doesnt make much sense to put you anywhere because you will be back soon anyway
>>539610603pensions are less than neetbucks, unless some extra insurance pays for disablement. better to be a neet and play the game. most neetcentre employees are quite ok. what can they do. they know the situation. each and every one has graduated some subject or other. it's rarely a diploma in handling neets. so they got stories too. ask them. get them to talk and your appointments will be fun. mine have been reduced to telephone, once a year. i miss those lil chats about the state of things. never met a bad one there.
>>539614060I get the equivalent of 250 Euros per-week ($491 NZD excluding housing assistance). Curious what Germans get.Our payments are low because it is expected you will move in with family. The only people who are well-off on NEETbux are mostly single mothers.
sure alcohol kills the time and it's fun for a while (if you enjoy hanging around all day doing fuck all) until the health issues set in, and alc kills everything heart liver kidneys etcAVOID ALCOHOL
>>539614241rent for a small appartment, energy except electricity, water to use in your household, health insurance plus 569 euros free to spend.in western germany, i think eastern germany is lower.it probably depends on age but there's not really a big discussion about or pressure on german neets having to live with their parents.1000 euros per month sounds much but the prices for everything are probably also higher in australia
>>539610603I'm actually in the process of this right nowpsychologists are so easy to manipulate, especially the young idealist ones kek>inb4 noooooo you must work to pay taxesI will work and pay taxes once we have Hitler 2.0 simple asand no, a cuck AfD won't cut it
>>539614494I didn't realise disability pensions are more generous here, so that's interesting. It is probably because the col is higher in NZ, so the payment is relatively higher but purchases less.
>>539614581oh sorry it's the new zealand flag, not the australian one.actually i am surprised so many countries have some kind of social welfare system. on /pol/ there are many neets from many countries where i expected something harsher, something much more like in the us f.e. with food stamps and everything.
>>539614494same amount in the east. limits to what passes as 'small apartment' are as flexible as they are for the cost of heating. trick is to rent while not neeting yet. always good to build a medical history. something chronic. keep that up and use it as a shield when needed. you'll be left in peace. question is, what to do with the peace and not fail completely. possible.
>>539613665find some left wing social worker advocate to go in with you .. these benny inspectors fear the social worker Karen and having a witness during the interview, they will move onto easier prey and approve your case for payment.
>>539605587>How can I ever integrate in the normal society ever again?Why would you want to?
>>539616334it'd be hard if he wanted to. 16 to 32 means no formal education. no skills. no trade learned. if you do fuckall until 32 you are lost to society. though at 32 you can still gain access to uni and study. indians do just this. it takes a bit of work to graduate. biggest hurdle is no neet bucks during student times. alternatively, in the blue collar section you could work in scaffolding any time. saves the gym and is well paid. too weak for that, apply for data input in accounting. the waterworks always need some temp to handle the bills. without the background of generational wealth there is no longer a way to 'make it' from scratch. unless you pass the levels of formal education as high as possible. which is impossible for the precariat. if you're a plant there's no need for society anyway.
>>539605750that fails once the parents die and unless you had a good job before going on gibs it isn’t enough to sustain you
been neeting for 2 years, one year sick and one year ALG1. life´s acceptable. i drink all day, eat slop and watch drachenlord. Does anybody know what the oger is up to in 2026? (apart from living in zobes kek)
>>539617871you can live on gibbs here. it gets increasingly harder to find suitable accomodation and it takes some money management. plus maybe some small income aside or hidden savings from previous more successful times. it's those times one should aspire to at age 18 or 20. doing nothing with your twens is like a physical impossibility.
>>539611720>mariachi music intesifies from walls
>>539605587I now mow old ladies lawns and do yard work for them. It actually works out OK, I get to spend time with the flowers and birds and I choose my own hours. It's pretty cozy. There's a lot of money in an aging population.
>>539618342It took 6 years of psychosis for me to get diagnosed. I thought people were torturing me with pop. music. But I actually like mariachi
>>539618548I read somewhere that people like yourself have high amounts of 5meo-dmt in your urine meaning your body may naturally produce it leading to the psychosis but im not a doctor or a scientist it was just something i had stumbled upon. How do you treat it? Is it constant meds or just meds when you feel off
>>539618434way to go. how about mobile care as your second business.
>>539618548but people were and are torturing you with pop music and mariachi is comfy af in comparison. you are completely sane. if a diagnosis suits you better, why not. to each their lil neurosis.
>>539618810Constant meds. I don't want to go back to thinking the cartoons are talking to me.
>>539605638Do you mean couger anon?
>>539619093The voices kept telling me I was already in hell. So imagine when someone put on Metallica's "One". It starts feeling like people are in on it.
>>539619108Thats understandable, did you ever get any visual hallucinations or are they all auditory
>>539605587if you can speak german i would have no problem with pushing you around in a wheel barrow and have you translate for me while i vacation i think it would be a lot more personable, which ive read germans are big about
>>539619262Well part of why I had the delusion I was being tortured with a spy satellite was because so many of the visual hallucinations had the appearance of 90's/early 2000's computer graphics.One of them was Jesus Christ pooping on me. That lasted at least a few months.Sorry if I'm derailing the thread.
>>539619173well, we are in hell and people are in on it. perhaps not the one who played metallica. you on meds now or how do they 'treat' your correct impression of reality?
Also on neetbux and think that its pretty silly how slavelike most jobs are. Realistically you should save money (this is what im doing ) and use it to learn something valuable. I am trying to become a veterinary techI think that european social democraccies biggest flaw is the discouragement of these things
>>539619552... Well it's a very nice threadThe meds mean I don't harass people under the presumption that they're in a Satanic mob and I have to rescue them.So what are you "in" for?
>>539607314>create 5 fatherless children>how very jewishso you're one of those the certified imbeciles. congrats fucktard
>>539607314>whored around with 5 women, impregnated them, is now a terrible father who's not present and also doesn't pay child supportEverything you write in this thread keeps proving that you are subhuman.
>>539620126>neetlifer at 16not forgetting he also dropped out of school. it's definitely some assorted browned neegroid variety
>>539605587What the hell... you are a dipshit. Since you've been a NEET for over 16 years, if you really want to redeem yourself, you should join the military even if you're older than the typical recruit. Thanks to your age, you'd probably be a better fit for a technical role, such as drone maintenance or becoming a drone pilot.
>>539619863yeah, the satanic mobs. ain't no rescueing them. if the meds help for now, perfect. try to have some fun. life is good.
