How to make them do it? Will my HUGE hog impress the ladies??How can we trick women to sit on our disgusting laps?
>>539611150Do you have a lot of money?
>>539611150become Santa Claus
>>539611150if a woman likes you she will naturally sit on your lap
>>539611225No money whatsoever.How to trick them into my basement?
>>539611150>Will my HUGE hog impress the ladiesyes, especially when you smell like one
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>>539611150Tell me more about your big dick
>>539611150when i was in high school a slut a year older than me sat on my lap at a party right in front of a guy that had a huge crush on her. felt great. no i did not fuck her, i fucked other girls though.
i am more than just a bwc.all you see is bwc, but i am a man with thoughts and dreams of my own.a real human bean.https://youtu.be/ek5Y8I3NbMs
I purposefully tuck my hog into my asshole to test their mettle, if you aren't wholesome enough to date a guy with no penis I know where you stand whore
>>539611394How to trick and lie to women to lure them into my lair
>>539611262In fact this tends to get annoying, like a cat.>try to do stuff at the computer>foid/cat comes to sit in your lapAnd they do this on purpose.
>>539611561Just be 190 cm (my height) and have an 8" length by 6" circumference penis (my penis), also listen to a bunch of comedy podcasts and steal every joke
>>539611561Hang a "nail salon" neon sign over the entrance.
>>539611679The cat and the foid just want food, fill their bowl with foid slop (a bunch of severed black men's penises) to distract her while you get your work done, good luck King
>>539611150bongs are for white niggerssmall bubblers are aryan
This will likely be misinterpreted, but good posture helps.Many of you will have a tendency towards a kyphotic upper spine due to spending far too long hunched over playing video games etc. This is not a sexually appealing trait.You're free to disbelieve this but a neutral spinal alignment is one of the biggest subconscious "green flags" in how women choose a sexual partner as it indicates a man is fit and healthy (what we used to think of as "bad posture" is actually the bodies method of compensating for weakness)
>>539611150Why do "women" All look like goblins and freaks these days with so much makeup on their face and tattoos and piercings and colored hair. Wtf is going on with women have they lost their minds
>>539611858Good posture signals manlet even if you're 6'9", instant ick
>>539611150Look at those fake ass eyebrows I can't even tell you if that's a woman or a transvestite. Seriously what the f is going on with women these days. I go on dating apps and they all look like this or worse
>>539611957Will they sit on your lap?
>>539612112Dress like Santa Claus for Christmas and go to a mall. Tell the kids to piss off and only let the moms sit on your lap
>>539611830If only it was that easy.Pretty much the only way to get them to stop without making them upset is fucking them, although in the case of the cat petting it for 10 minutes might also do the trick.That is not to say making the foid upset necessarily is a bad thing, but you won't get around fucking her soon after because you incurred an attention debt. You could have her suck your dick while you work but this tends to be too distracting, not least because distracting you is precisely the goal, and then you STILL have to fuck her.>???
>>539611150Why are we posting all of these weed girls today?
>>539612112Maybe you can get s a sort of support gig with a hooker.>you pay a daily rate and she sits on your lap whenever she isn't busy with a customerShouldn't cost more than 200 bucks or so, but whether it's a good investment depends on how busy the hooker is.
>>539612461Do not tell others to kill themselves. You're in violation of /pol/ rules which state that you will not attack other users. What have you to say for yourself?
>>539612343Can we trick them with candy or our huge hogs? Will it help not washing my hog for a week to get the feromons going? Will they be thirsty for my basement?
>>539612592>Can we trick them with candy or our huge hogs?To an extent, although they won't exactly see this as a "trick", just candy on a hog. To make it a trick you have to get a little more creative.>Will it help not washing my hog for a week to get the feromons going?Depends; it's tricky. If you get it right, yes, but usually it goes wrong. You need to isolate that pure distelled hog smell, not butt sweat and sack rot. Track it by the usual method of scratching your balls and sniffing your fingers.>Will they be thirsty for my basement?They don't really care about that stuff. 5 star bedroom? BDSM dungeon? Doesn't matter.
