Unpopular opinion: If you're 18-24 and broke, you should seriously look at the 2026 military sign-on bonuses.Hear me out. I know the military isn't for everyone. It’s early mornings, a ton of bureaucracy, and you belong to Uncle Sam for a few years. But if you don't know what you want to do with your life and you're staring down student debt or minimum wage, the current sign-on bonuses are basically a cheat code for your 20s.Recruiting was tough for a few years, and the Pentagon's response has been to throw serious cash at the problem. As of 2026, the maximum payouts are legitimately life-changing if you pick the right job and play your cards right.Give it a shot. I turned my life around in the US Military. It’s time to go get your head-start in life too.
>>539611307its better to be unemployed.
>>539611307Buy a goddamn ad, jfc
>>539611307Fuck off ZOGbot. Anyone can work in the oilfield at that age for more money. Go be Jewish somewhere else.
You'll be called an Eglin shill but I have a US soldier fren, he was an incel who was rejected from a community college so joined the military at 18 and now he's 20 and just lays around a military installation in my country all day now. Got his $50k sign on bonus and now collects a salary preparing for a war that probably won't happen. I even took him to my city's centrum and got him laid by some Polish sluts. Glad to help him out, we like Americans here.
>>539611642this is now a zogbot hate and humor thread
>>539611307It says "up to" 50k. So there are conditions. I bet the actual payout at signup is zero. You get nothing. Enjoy being stackwiped by an Iranian 250kt nuke.Wanna know how I turned my life around? I got a real job. One that pays real money for real work and gives real work experience.
>>539611307But I'm an open antisemite who has contributed greatly towards the normalization of the hatred of jews and jeets in the last decade.
>>539611307stfu shillIf you were a legitimate anon, you'd be admitting the entire purpose is to die for israel and trying to make an argument to make that ok. No way around it without announcing yourself as a shill. They're not sending their best, apparently.
remember to POOP and PEE all over draft officers
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>>539611307>have you considered organized?Have you considered killing yourself?
SEND ME!IRAN HATES American FREEDOMSThe terrorists want you DEAD, BROKE, abd HOMELESS!!!!Only Donald Trump can defeat the TERRORISTS like Iran HUSSEIN!SEND ME!I will GO!GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ISRAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>539611307The glowies know my price.Bring back the White Australia Policy and I'll sign up for a commission with the Air Force.
>lol
When future generations ask "where were you?" and you answer that you were alone in your room jerking it to hentai instead of fighting the good fight, you'll never be able to live it down.write a post cont;
>What if instead of risking your life for $50,000 per year, you risk your life for $62,500? Sound good?
>>539611307>Unpopular opinion: If you're 18-24 and broke, you should seriously look at the 2026 military sign-on bonuses.What good is a sign-on bonus if you end up as target practice for an Iranian drone?
>>539611307listen up goy and listen good, we print these 50 THOUSAND in paper, the best paper in the world, the DOLLAH, we print it and then it's there, all for you goy, all we ask in exchange is that you sign up for this job, a well paid job, where you can travel, see the world, live incredible adventures, make new friends and all of this while getting 50 THOUSAND GOY, FRESHLY PRINTED JUST FOR YOU GOY, YOU SAVE IT, IT'S GONNA BE GOOD FOR A LONG TIME, JOIN US NOW
>>539612200i'm excited to jerk it to the new roping statistics
>>539612030WHERE'S AYATOLLAH BIN HIDIN'?
I was seriously considering to go military, then 2020 happened and I decided one cannot join the weakest gang of mercenaries in town that showed its on its way out.Death to the state, I joined terrorists
>>539611307lmao you guys are fucking hilarious
>>539611494It actually isn't. Being unemployed just because some faggot on /pol/ tells you to does nothing to improve your life.
>>53961130750k barely matters in this economy. I would not even able to buy 1 room appartment here for that.
>50kSounds like some govt department is very desperate for meat bags
>>539612411this american chad is right.white men will fight for israel because they're based af. weak men and trannies protest libtard things like an affordable cost of living.MAGAchads where we at?
pov: you are farming hate comments for your latest study/article
>>539611307>Hear me outNo glownigger, I don't think I will.Don't forget, everyone working for the government in this sort of capacity is a traitor to the USA.
>>539612497>MAGAchads where we at?reviewing the website of the US Army Rangers probably. fucking kek
>>539611735I'm a veteran and basically the "bonus" is just huge bait for broke kids. For one you don't get it all at once they'll make you sign for 6 years and give you extra money over the next six years until it hits 40k or whatever BUT they can take it away for various reasons if you get kicked out you don't get it (obviously) if something medical happens and your orders change you can lose it also I've heard of certain disciplinary things messing with the pay so it's basically bullshit just a carrot on a stick for some broke kid in a ghetto.
Hi goys Army Recru... I mean regular guy just like you. I eat at Mc Donald's, drink 10 oz of soda and worship the Israeli flag. Bibi is my hero become cannon fodder... I mean a "Hero" of Israel while your girlfriend gets trains run on her encouraged by my fellow Jews "white men". Sign up today and you'll potentially get some rapidly devaluated paper money units exchangeable for cheap Chinese goods or overpriced American goods made mostly by Mexicans or chainmen living in America.Join today there's probably a 50% chance you won't get maimed for Israel and about a 20% chance an Israeli settler doesn't spit on you.
>>539611307>ad for defending pedophiles and circumcision
>>539612563>get 40k over 6 years.>after 3 years in service you see new recruits getting 80k for 6 years.
>>539612563>I'm a veteran>t.
>>539612563LOL by that point the US dollar will be more worthless than the Russian ruble. Domestically that'd be about $15,000 of actual domestic buying power.
>>539611307ok i enlisted 20 times
>>539611307Let me tell you how this actually goes down. You get the money in installments over years. You get taxed to shit on it. You get forced to pay for your own equipment and necessities constantly at grossly inflated prices to the point where you'll be in debt faster than you can blink, especially if you're dumb and use the pay-day loan shits that skulk around military bases all across the states. By the time the money reaches you it's either completely spent or in negative territory because you owe so much to people charging criminal levels of interest so you could keep buy shit the government didn't feel like providing. That's just your sign on bonus experience.
>>539611307I will join the US military if you allow foreigners in and form White-only battalions.If I see a spic in my squad I will shoot him dead at my earlier convenience when it will be possible to attribute it to hostile action.
>>539612548lol is this actually from their website? jfl
>>539611307OP forgot to mention that it may turn you soft and weak faggotts into something resembling the male gender. But that's probably asking too much.
>>539611722Checked and retardpilled. You can all get fucked, I retired at 29. I was fully medically retired and get 100% disability (combat related) and I was only in 2004-2012, did fire and EMS for a few years and when the ISIS conflict kicked off, I quit my job and went and built field hospitals for the Kurds and ran a field ambulance and conducted combat operations with them because I was an Infantry ZOGbot with deployments to Iraq and Afghanistan. It's not for everyone but the outright hate is just projection, most of you couldn't join if you wanted to because you're an overweight and underachieving LARPer or criminal. Yeah yeah proxy wars for kikes, I had fun and didn't even know about the when I joined. Keep coping , it would actually benefit some of you but you're just contrarian. You don't even have to sign up for a job that even sees combat, you retards literally think everyone is infantry. 95%+ of GWOT vets didn't actually see combat and I don't know why they call themselves combat vets just because they deployed and never left the wire except that one time they never shut the fuck up about. I get it bro vets are cringe, I agree. Doesn't mean you have to be one. >tl;drThere's benefits to joining, if anything at the very least I'm a school trained Infantryman with combat experience who can better protect my wife and kids than 99% of the average population. So there's that. Sorry JewTube LARPerators, there's substitute for combat experience
>>539612411I would rather eat out of the garbage than join the ENEMY
>>539611307embarrassing low effort shilling sergeant hernandez
>>539612497>where we at?You talk like a nigger, therefore you are a nigger.
>>539612686I live in Ohio and am surrounded by faggots.Please don't remind me of my life.
Soldiers are slaves
>>539611307>die for israel to help protect people who fuck children kill yourself
>>539611307>>539611667>>539612200>>539612497Kill yourselves. War mongering kikes.
>>539612855you couldve saved time by just admitting that youre an enormous faggot
>>539611307Are you willing to die as a meat shield for Israel or end up crippled or disfigured?I'm also broke with 36 credit card debts of 600 euros. I would not risk my life for Israel (Ukraine); my life is worth more.
>>539611307gummint lies about everythinganyone who believes gummint will gib you 50k deserves the meat grinder
>>539611667>pawel passing his women around to zogbot tyronesamazing. european values in action
>>539613133He's LARPing.Chechens use up your men and women anyhow, so be quiet, you mongoloid dog.
this really is WWIII, the military brass knows it, they need bodies asap
The "Quick ship" bonus has been updated to $35K for those who can ship to U.S. Army basic training within 45 days!
>>539613004Hysterical uterus. Not every soldier that enters the US military dies. The extreme vast majority do their jobs and either re-up or return to extremely expensive civilian life. Propaganda acts like the second you sign up you are shot dead. Human mammals prefer you not make them look anymore useless than they already are so statements like this come out from someone in a crusty gaming chair that smells like old jizz while mom is yelling at his 32yo self to come get dinner. If you excell at all it really gives this former sperm less excuses for being absolutely nothing and dad will be even more broken wondering why he didn't just blow that load into a sock.
>>539611307The modern USA military might as well be called the Mexican military because everyone in it is brown. You might ask yourself how anything gets accomplished given the laziness and ineptitude of brown people, and the solution is contractors. 90% of USA tax dollars go towards brown service members doing nothing and white contractors being paid immense salaries to do the rest of the work.
>>539613318GET SOME MARINES!
>>539611307>50KCan I spend it in Iran?
>>539612411>improve your life.Did you take the vax in 2021+? Just asking
>>539611307Does that apply to the Coast Guard? That's probably a pretty comfy job,
>>539611307I would say 'do you know how fat and useless most of 4chan actually is' but the modern military looks about the same to me so good luck. I'm too old though. You should probably work on giving them an actual racial nation to fight for in the long term
>>539613133kek, I'd rather have a White American fren's paws on our girls than what you have to deal with which is nigger rappers causing STD epidemics across Russia whenever they toured there because your girls can't keep their legs closed.
>>539611494Being unemployed looks shit on your resume.
>>539611307KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
>>539613381>you probably wont die but still fight against the country thats against raping children and help defend Israel to keep doing soeat shit and die you rat weasel kike
>>539613465Or Airforce.Americans on this board always make it sound like if you sign up for the military it's only about being a grunt marine dogmeat.Surely Coast Guard, Airforce, National Guard cant be that bad? You're not exactly 'dying for Israel' as a national guard / coast guard. Hell you probably wouldnt be doing it just being the regular army. I cant imagine it being 100% that EVERYONE gets deployed overseas, and if you are, surely it's more likely you'll be sent to Europe or Korea.
>>539611307Nice try, glownigger. Go back to sucking jewish cocks
>>539611307$50k is just one third of my current tax debt.Is a mutt life really this cheap?
>>539613709Damn.It's a Go
>>539611307Anyone who can’t tell this is an ad by uncle spam might actually be better off as canon fodder.
>>539613764>Surely Coast Guard, Airforce, National Guardyou dont get the good gibs from these though. everyone joins just to do their four years so they can go to the VA and claim the big sad or le bad back, but that doesnt work if you entire career was just sitting in a chair or a boat
American Basic Training is the best in the world. I'm confident that a draft and basic will produce some fine soldiers. eight to twelve weeks with dedicated drill instructors will fix some of you right up.
>>539613574A price worth paying for being alive and still having all limbs.
>>539612411Hopefully this war goes so bad they have to send you Eglinfags to hide from drones in Persian mountain ranges.
>>539611307Funny how the draw of military enlistment is entirely socialist.Your labor for:Monetary compensation FoodClothingHousing Medical careEducation
we're getting drafted aren't we?
>>539612411 Neither does joining the military because some recruiter on /pol/ told you to.
>>539613933Dont many of them, such as coast guard or airforce, teach you a technical skill that you can later use in your civilian life?Sounds like a good deal to me, and I bet it looks good on your resume as well having served.I'm not exactly an advocate for joining the military but I can understand if someone feels like he has lost direction in his life. It's better than sitting on your computer in your parents home all day.
Sneak sneak sneak sneak sneakYakkkkFrom revelation ~Klover15
>>539613996Shut up Hans. The US military probably gets like half a million new recruits every year. Like 14 of them have died to Iran. That's like a 0.04% probability.
>>539614036My dad's generation avoided it pretty easily, unironically one thing Baby Boomers will be good for is getting stories from the real and true ones that will tell you Zoomers how they avoided the draft. Zoomers have even less incentive to fight than Boomers had despite how good the Boomers had it in comparison.
>>539614153yes, but again, remember that people only join to do their four years in an adult daycare center (they call this a base) and then get on VA bennies. they have no interest in technical skills to put on their resume
can other governments also do recruitment on pol or is that against the rules?
>>539614302>they have no interest in technical skills to put on their resumeSo dont be that guy then.Use the military as a last resort to get back on track to build a life, not to continue living like a neet loser.Kinda regret I didnt go to the Swedish military, but they rejected me on psycological grounds, never told me why tho.
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>>539611307Not getting enough recruits at the mall or the local anime convention, eh? I guarantee you /pol/ will be even less fertile for new recruites, even though they're dumb enough here.
>>539613574Everything but 10 years of experience, 4 masters degrees in 18 year old's resume looks shit these days. Don't forget you want to work for minimum wage.
>>539611307>be me>18yo>have kid on the way>enlist>$30k singing bonus>taxed at ~70%>remainder drip fed to me in monthly installments through my contract>6 years>get $125/mo extra on that paycheck>kid turned out to be neighbors>girl was a cheating whore>CPS stepped in and took kid>she blames me for itAbsolutely fucking not. Although, I'll reenlist if one of two things happen; The bonus is not taxed at all, or war trophies are allowed.
>>5396113071 million and i will serve the kike machine
>>539613097But I'm married with kids, sorry my post made you feel self conscious and being an overweight and underachieving piece of shit. I bet you play a lot of cod
>>539614422>So dont be that guy then.wrong place to be giving that advice lmao. i did well for myself though, i just know a lot about this stuff and have bias against the zogbots because i live in socal but that also works out well for when i want to be a jody. i did try to join ICE in 2024 though but got rejected because of my limp and bad eyesight lol
>>539614527Stop being hyperbolic you fag.I got a government job last month despite having a meme bachelor degree in history and a very active resume doing different kind of peanut jobs.Literally anything is better than having a massive gap in your resume because everything is just doom and gloom to you and you'd rather piss away your years at home thinking there never was a chance.
>>539611307A 50k bonus is worth 1/3 of what it was in 2017. And by the time they pay it, if they pay it, it'll be worth at least 20 percent less than it is today.
Kick em out at 18.
nigger
>>539614689>i did try to join ICE in 2024 though but got rejected because of my limp and bad eyesight lolJoining ICE would have been dope, I bet ex-military are very attractive to them.Maybe try Correction Officer at a jail/prison or customs officer at an airport?
>>539613381See>>539612855 goes along with what I was saying. People act like everyone in the military is an Infantryman and that's not even remotely close to true, I was one because I thought jumping out of airplanes and having access to the military's arsenal was cool, but it's not for everyone and most jobs are support roles. We need our beans, bullets, and bandaids somehow and someone's his fix my vehicle and hey I've got a toothache and need to go to dental or my paycheck got messed up and I need to go see the POGs in the S shop or my radio is down etc
>>539611307The military integration bullshit is likely o go through. You'll be the direct slave of the children of Satan for a few tens of thousands of dollars? Fake, ever more worthless dollars?Do what you must, but you're basically taking he deal with the devil for a fairly small amount of money.
Sorry, not dying for Israel. UHHGGGG I know it's just... I'm not gonna enlist, is all. HAHAHAHAHA
>>539611307>But if you don't know what you want to do with your life and you're staring down student debt or minimum wage,lmao instead you join the military and get locked into an unbreakable contract to work for *checks notes* Burgerking™ wages for 4 years, every second of service which, is spent idealizing suicide. (then you get out and actually do it)>webm relatedIN THE ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (reserves)
>>539611307Fuck off kike
>>539611307Being a zogbot dying for tranny israelis conquering iran is never worth it
>>539614153Dont many of them, such as coast guard or airforce, teach you a technical skill that you can later use in your civilian life?Again, see>>539614824and>>539612855 yes you can learn non combat skills because literally 80% of the jobs are not combat jobs: mechanics of different kinds, medical, logistics, aviation, veterinary, construction, personnel, etc
>>539614819maybe when i'm older. i'm in my early 30s with a successful small business, i just thought it'd be fun to crack some illegal heads and get the signup bonus but big picture i'm glad i didnt because they really just wound up humiliating themselves and not doing any meaningful amount of deportation
>>539612286When can I start?
>>539614153>Dont many of them, such as coast guard or airforce, teach you a technical skill that you can later use in your civilian life?nigger what? lmao? what?>I'm not exactly an advocate for joining the military but I can understand if someone feels like he has lost direction in his life. It's better than sitting on your computer in your parents home all day.being a literal jewish serving robot is the single worst decision anyone could make in their life, which is why virtually no "white" people are choosing that in America. everyone can see exactly precisely what its outcomes are>>539614283>>539614422>>539614705>>539614819you are a filthy dirty fucking /k/ike posting nigger off his containment board and your /meg/ threadhopefully some somalian beats you to death or runs you over or whatever happens in your shit nigger european hell hole, you deserve it
>>539614886That's not basic training, he's Army and they don't do boot camp, and he's got a unit patch which means he's permanent party and not in any initial entry training
>>539615016>t. Faggot seething about shit he doesn't understand
>>539614995>When can I start?you can land that fresh booty you got swinging in the signing chair any day you want big boy :) :)
>>539613574>Being unemployed looks shit on your resume.What's stopping you from just making up fake jobs and references for your resume?
>>539611307>It’s time to go sacrifice yourself for baal/israel/satanFTFY.
>>539611307> Unpopular opinion: If you're 18-24 and broke, you should seriously look at the 2026 military sign-on bonuses.> Hear me out. I know the military isn't for everyone. It’s early mornings, a ton of bureaucracy, and you belong to Uncle Sam for a few years. But if you don't know what you want to do with your life and you're staring down student debt or minimum wage, the current sign-on bonuses are basically a cheat code for your 20s.> Recruiting was tough for a few years, and the Pentagon's response has been to throw serious cash at the problem. As of 2026, the maximum payouts are legitimately life-changing if you pick the right job and play your cards right.> Give it a shot. I turned my life around in the US Military. It’s time to go get your head-start in life too.
>>539615042>That's not basic training, he's Army and they don't do boot camp, and he's got a unit patch which means he's permanent party and not in any initial entry training>>539615075>t. Faggot seething about shit he doesn't understandlmao uh ohhhhhhhhh^ the /k/ nigger isnt happy, but....hes not on /k/!!! and cant cross the posts out!!! nOooooooooooooOOOOO :) ;) not *MY* army!!
>>539611307I thought the bonus was $70k? I was going to sign up but now I won't, thanks for the update. I'm back to #deathtoisrael now.
>>539614942That's my point. If I was American I would definetly consider this (only if all other alternatives has been exhausted and I feel trapped in my current life).Fuck being a marine grunt and just learn how to shoot and kill. Teach me a skill in logistics or aviation so I can put it on my resume. It's a ticket into the job market.Simply refuse to become a combat grunt when you sign up.
>>539615112lmao that picture, these seething /k/ niggers>>539615042>>539615075>>539614283>>539614422>>539614705>>539614819>>539614153imaging trying to glaze joining the fucking military in 2026+
>>539611307Sign up bonuses are a lie
>>539612030>Only Donald Trump can defeatOh, so he's going to the front like souperman? Nice. Tell him thank you for me.
>>539612200>When future generations ask "where were you?Browns are incapable of thinking of any time but here and now. Why in the world would they ask that?
>>539615079/k/ mods went ballistic when I started posting navy sailors with disgusting sleeve tats.
>>539615079GO NAVY!
>>539611494Fpbp. No glownigger will ever manufacture reality.
>>539611307It was $50k in 2004.And $50k in 2004 is $130k now.
>>539615179>Teach me a skill in logistics or aviation so I can put it on my resume. It's a ticket into the job market.>Simply refuse to become a combat grunt when you sign up.literally no it isntits a ticket to fucking no wherethere arent civilian tanks to work onthere arent civilian apaches to know how to attach bombs of peace tothere arent civilian commercial ships with intricate fire control radarsthe only *skill* you learn in the military is how to be a fucking janitor of something, how to put fuel in things civilians dont have , or some other job that doesnt exist outside of the military(YOU) /k/ike faggots are the dumbest gay sluts in the world for perpetuating the US military as a giant>"JOBS program"when its not that, and increasingly never will be as the shift to automated drones and bots intensifies
>>539611307I've known some officers who did well in life. But there's not a grunt I've known from Nam on who didn't end up fucked.
>>539611307>>539611307>Unpopular opinion
>>539611307>enlist
>>539612327Imagine killing yourself because you're doing war crimes in he middle east.. what a bunch of fucking pussies.
>>539615337My neighbor is literally a first generation Chinese FtM trans that wanted to fly fighter planes in the navy. For some reason these people want to murder for Washington DC.
>>539611494>Earn enough money to be set your first house>Learn discipline for the first time in your life.>Don't have any life danger as there are no active conflicts.Sounds like a good deal to me.
>>539615326>/k/ mods went ballistic when I started posting navy sailors with disgusting sleeve tats.literally nothing is allowed thereits a board for discord staff to post discord approved posts for other discorders to react to, and nothing more>>539615337I second that >>539615383go navy!!>>539615079
>>539611307>>539611307>the military isn't for everyone.indeed. And when US Jews join the military, they join the IDF.
>>539615386>I've known some officers who did well in lifelmao, knowing people that have college degrees do well in life isnt the brain buster one would think it is
>>539611307/pol/ is an Iranian board
>>539614705Suuure you did. You're either liar or lucky.
>>539615382The Army recruiter told me in 2002 that military pay was going to rival civilian pay in 10 years.
>>539615086>What's stopping you from just making up fake jobs and references for your resume?The fact that you dont a reference?I dont know about America, but in Sweden, they usually contact your reference.
>>539612200Where were you for what exactly?
>>539614708Bonus should be $100k but boomers and normies still think it's 1990 so the government doesn't want to reveal that $50k ain't shit today so they pretend it's a meaningful amount of money.
>>539615488 digitschecked and true. knowing an armed forces officer who did well in life means nothing. VA literally hands them a full fucking tax free salary for being sad lmao
>>539615382They pay it out over the course of the contract and it doesn't factor in inflation and it's taxed
>>539615435>>Don't have any life danger as there are no active conflicts.kek
>>539611307>a zogbot's life is worth 50k50k too muchalso 50k to die like picrel lmao
>>539612830pretty sure they changed it after it went viral
>>539615534Nobody contacts references in this entire hemisphere.
>>539611307total zogbot death.
Unironically if you want to get your college, professional certs, and job experience done for free, it's a pretty good deal, and one of the very few reliable ways you can get out of poverty and your local shithole area without taking on debt or gambling. You can sign up for 4 years, keep your head down, do school on your off time, and start a civilian career free and clear in your mid 20s quite easily. And if you like it, you can apply to be an officer or try to promote and pull a pension and free healthcare forever at 40. And you barely have to do anything.I did an enlistment in my 20s, used GI Bill to do law school, and I make decent money as a finance lawyer. It also got me away from the rural South and all the insane rednecks and religious fundies there.
>>539612855Wow. You're a raeal tough guy, huh? So you're never going to work again, eh? Just gonna get that fedbuxx for the rest of your life, then? For a measly 8 years of service? And you call us losers..
>>539615607Try to debate republican patriotic types on why the US military shouldn't be paid on the GS scale like all other US Government employees. They are always against it.
>>539615437I worked with a Navy chick at a joint agency and she had literal double full sleeve tats of like Pokémon and Mario and shit.
>>539611307As someone who went through the military.Don't go into the military. VA is a fucking joke throughout most of the country and you'll spend years going through lawsuits just to settle for what they originally promised you in benefits.Oh yea and you can't rely on their medical and health insurance either. So you end up having to buy your own insurance and doctor anyway. Unless you're fine with your GD being an Indian immigrant who can barely speak English and is clearly not even listening to what you're saying.Also:>GI Bill paying off Student loan debt.Lmfao not since 2012 motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
>>539615792>unironicallyGo back you fucking glownigger faggot.
>>539615792>It also got me away from the rural South and all the insane rednecks and religious fundies there.You should really try to tailor these things to the website you're shilling on.
>>539613574oh no, now I can't work with a bunch of black women and jeets! That sucks, man...
>50k if you can survive pic related goy
>>539615660Then the only play is to join, get a security clearance, and get disabled and discharged to collect disability and work a contract 6 figure TS/SCI gig.
>>539611307i tried to join when i was 22 and i went and took their tests. They said they would call me to let me know. I was living in a vehicle but gave them my dads home phone. a few months later he told me that the military called and asked me to come in for medical exam, but that it was a month ago so its too late now. idk why my dad is so committed to making my life as hard as he can, he also tried kicking me out on the weekend of my final exams of college to make room for my brother to move in, but when he told my brother what he was doing and that he thought it was funny my brother felt too guilty to take my spot. it was a house in town i was using during the summer while my dad was out at his summer place. My dad has been like this since i was like 5 years old. Im genuinely suspicious that i might not be biologically his son or something at this point.
>>539615730Sounds like a flawed system. I thought you guys were intelligent.No wonder jeets take all your jobs.We have jeets too but they're unemployed (or working as food delivery) primarily because they have no references to back up their work history.Plus the fact that Swedes instantly assumes any degree outside Europe / North America is fake and bullshit.
>>539615816Yea it's hurrdurr base housing and medical.They even send a report annually to enlisted gaslighting them that their effective pay package is $92k at E-7 or whatever.
>>539615931>Did someone say jeets?
>>539611307Ok mossad
>>539615942That's it but the fireman doesn't get charged to sleep in the fire house. One boomer even told me "they get paid in their sleep."
>>539615931Yeah yeah yeah. We don't call references because we automatically assume they're all fake.
>>539611307>>539612411>>539612855>>539613381>>539615792I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
>>539613764>Coast GuardThey have deployed the coast guard in Vietnam, they will definitely try to deploy it in a long term war with Iran or w/ China.
>>539615792holy shit bro
>>539615685Idk. These days getting a bullet seems like a luxory.
>>539615819Yea I never used the GI Bill either but I did get a bachelors degree, a lot of which was from credits earned while enlisted. But a lot of the lifer NCOs seethed at me doing online classes and were against it.
>>539615819Out of curiousity, what did you do in the military since it turned out to be worthless in your civilian life?
>>539611307I hope you get blown up faggot
>>539611307Everything you can supposedly get by joining the military, you can actually get by volunteering as a firefighter, minus firearm training, and you never risk getting deployed to defend trans rights in Botswana or whatever
>>539613958Eight to twelve? What does that mean? Is it eight or is it twelve? What's with the variation?
>>539616005>they get paid in their sleep>be surgeon>8 years of college plus 5 years residency>work night shift at hospital>sleep, only woken up for emergency surgeries>away from spouse and kids and house>boomer says you get 'paid to sleep!'
>>539615882that's fucking brutal, sorry my guy. i'm convinced there are a lot of us that were handed off to narcissists spirits as a form of God condemning them due to their cunning and clever abuse of children.
>>539616015Hey chatGPT why don't you just fly a drone?
>>539612411Sgt ripbozo is enjoying her life as we speak
>>539616015youve changed the spacing a bit
>>539611307>Pic: "our biggest bonus ever"It's really happening isn't it?
>>539616048Hangar and plane maintenance, which you would think would be enough to get into aviation market but you still need to go for school because military hours don't count for civilian hours. 4 years of experience meant jack shit.
Fuck no. Being a civilian is far superior in every single way than signing your life away for the US governments foreign policy. Also, the instant US ground troops are deployed and US zogbots start getting popped with Ukraine war style FPV drones the recruitment rate is going to plummet
>>539614556All that, and you will still reenlist as long as the bonus is not taxed? Fucking hell.. some dudes just wanna go out and kill something, seriously..
>>539616189The only remains of sgt rumperseed they could find after the blast.Pic related
>Unironic US military paid shills on /pol/I guess I shouldnt be surprised
>>539616234I can't believe it's the same $50k it was during the Iraq war 20+ years ago.
>>539612200>"where were you?"In a tent in the middle of a fucking desert jerking it to hentai with a bunch of other dudes surrounding me doing the same thingThe only difference is in the military you get paid to jerk off
We had this thread yesterday. Can we move it to /bant/ again?
>>539616393>jerking it to hentai with a bunch of other dudes surrounding me doing the same thinggo army?
>1ptid recruiters swarmingoh no MIGA bros, two more weeks before iran surrenders right?
>>539611307Sorry. Not gonna die for Israel>>539612200Bot or great bait>>539612686Hey, now! Farting on airplanes is a safe and fun hobby that anyone can enjoy.
>>539615857I mean...it's true. You might not realize it until you get away from it. I've lived in Korea and Europe and I would never go back to the south again.
>>539612855New pasta?
>>539611307>$50K>Couldn't buy his own house.Whats the point ?
>>539616015>But the truth? Most recruits never see combatisabella gonzales was told that very same thingunfortunately now, the combat comes for you
>>539616700Oh shit. I played the fuck out of AA all the way up to 2.5 because it had a free linux native client at the time. That and ut2004 demo
>>539611307>biggest bonus everI got $60K in 2008 when I unironically joined PSYOPs
>>539611307Wowzers $50k? How am I going to spend all that after I die for Israel?
>>539616859>I got $60K in 2008 when I unironically joined PSYOPsare you this guy^?the giga psy-opper youtube sensation?
>>539616859They owe it to you because of low opportunity for advancement.
>>539611307I just signed up. I can't wait to get the vaccines, make sure my girl is getting plowed 3x daily, make sure my paycheck is getting skimmed by Israel & then my final pints of blood seep into Iranian soil. Then a casket shipped back and mixed up in the wrong grave, nobody knew me anyway. Mom & girlie just wondering if they'll get any bux out of it, forgotten a month later as life moves on.
>>539616941>>539617012Swedish goys sign up for ZOG for free, now imagine that amerigoys.
>>539616534You could have just moved.
>>539611307There are other ways to make moneyThis argument never made sense to me
>>539611307>Hear me outDOES ANYONE FUCKING WONDER OF ALL THE PLACES ONLINE ALL THE FORUMS ALL THE SUBREDDITS ALL THE MEDIUMS OF ADVERTISING WHY...THESE KUNTS ARE IN A CAMBODIAN CASTLE APPRECIATION BOARD?they want very specifically you dead fit (((some))) reason
>>539614437vpnigger
>>539617096Have you heard anything about a Swedish military mission in Kuwait right now? Maybe air defense related?
>>539616687Nah he's right. The military/VA has more benefits in the US than any other military in history. It's actually insane how retarded civilians are about it. I could spend all day talking about the benefits of the US military and dumbfounded zoomers are too retarded to even believe verifiable information. If you want to get ahead in life the US military is the BEST option. Brits are OK but definitely not as good as the US benefits.
>>539613933They all offer bonuses now, you just have to pick the right job.If youre gonna do it you should do one of those in a job with a big bonus because its going to be some shit the retards can't actually handle. Those jobs often are pretty undermanned because 95% of military applicants score like a 40 on the ASVAB and really are too stupid to do anything else but shoot shit and get blown up.
>>539617186There are no Swedish goys in Kuwait that i know of.
>>539611307Public service announcement, the US military will abandon you during your hour of need after the war, assuming you survive
>>539617209A MAGA boomer neighbor gets $3000 a month for being exposed to Agent Orange. He blows most of it on weed and losing lottery tickets. I'm starting to suspect these gibs actually distorts our economy.
Converse of the ground...
>>539612200>When future generations ask "where were you?"I'LL BE ALIVE TO SAY IT!!!
>>539617334>Agent orangeWhat's with the boomers hatred for vegetation All the bumblebees come to my yard.
>>539617314Swedish telegram neo nazis that had been involved in Ukraine were dropping hints about Kuwait. I really wouldn't be surprised. They show up in the strangest places to support the NATO mission.
>>539611307hi Eglin
>>539611307that sign on bonus is peanuts. the real incentive to join is to get 100% disability for some made up illness so you can live like a proper neet for the rest of your life.
>>539617485THose are dysgenic Ukrainians not Swedes.
>>539611307>signing bonusIt's a rug pull. https://www.wptv.com/news/national/soldiers-ordered-to-repay-thousands-in-enlistment-bonuses
>>539617271i was referring to gibs and bennies after you get out, not signing bonuses. VA isnt gonna buy your >ooohohoh i got ptsd without ever leaving basestory if you did your four years in the fucking coast guard
>>539611307it's really unpopular, OP. serving the jews in unpopular. being a brainless idiot not getting that simple truth is unpopular. stop being unpopular, deal ?
>>539617501You have to fight for most of the time. A friend that was in the Marines got fuel spilled on him and developed a skin condition. He had to fight the VA for about 10 years to get some money. About a year after he finally started to get paid he died. His wife on the other hand was a MP and had PTSD from driving convoys in iraq and had 100% disability almost immediately after getting out.
>>539617501Yeah every faggot I knew in service lies through their teeth at the end and claims shit and walks off with thousands a month. The best part is these are the same retards always getting mad at socialist policies to help actual citizens no matter what they are. The military is a giant miserably shitty racket full of fuckwit losers thieves and dorks BUT you CAN set yourself up for life by participating. Its up to you if its actually worth it but just the veteran grift alone is fucking insane. There's even an apartment complex near where I live where they just let veterans live for free because they were homeless at one point. They just get a free apartment. Its the biggest welfare racket in human history.
>>539617598Those aren't the Swedes I am talking about. Its just an example. If Azov can show up in Hong Kong then Operation Gadio types could show up in Kuwait.
>>539616323behold, a woman
>>539611307I will of you give a green card to me and my entire family and kill 100 whites while at it>not fighting btw
>>539612830Yes this is in fact very real. They actually had several different mixed baby white parent photos. They hate us but want us to serve because they know that we are the best at war
>>539617601Who goes for PTSD when faking a claim? They go for back and knee pain, sleep loss, depression, or hearing loss (this one is going to actually happen to almost everyone).
>>539617703this guy's wife apparently >>539617640
>>539611307>Howdy fellow white Americans!
>military propaganda againsign tappers where the FUCK are you at?this glows like a neutron star, you should be herbing this whole shit thread out of orbit
>>539611307>Promised $50,000 bonus.>Sign up for good goy duty.>End good goy duty.>Akchyully, because of this, this, and this, you don't qualify.>Thanks you for your service.
>>539611307I got paid 514 shekels per month for 3 years when I got drafted. At the time it was $110.
>>539611494Chill out hanz abdul its not that bad
>>539617860he tried to post it to /tv/ too and janny purged it
>>539617681
>>539617899>I got paid 514 shekels per month for 3 years when I got drafted. At the time it was $110.You got hustled by the other jews lmao.
>>539617985I mean I wasn't a combat soldier, combat soldiers got paid 712 iirc which at the time was like $160
did you know the US military can just take away your sign on bonus at any time? It's true. They tell you "sign here for $50,000" and then a month into bootcamp they say "lol psyche!" and take it all back. If you're actually dumb enough to sign up for the military, ask for your sign on bonus in gold and bury it somewhere.
Considered then Iran kicked off and I ain't doing this shit if a madman can get us into wars because of his ego and shit.
>>539614036>draft a generation of youths with nothing to lose>fighting-age males with no prospects or care for the system receive military training>give them guns>expect them to fight for you willinglylol, lmao evenif kikes cant see the glaring, critical problem waiting to erupt on them then they simply never were as smart as they thought
>>539614556Nice LARP fatso reddit fanfic writer now back to your funkopop collecting
>>539611667>rejected from a community collegeThat's not legally possible in the State of Florida, I would presume every other state has similar laws due to the way the feds wrote their funding regulations.>t. worked admissions at a State College in Flawduh
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>>539616310Open a history book. Violence has always been the answer. And now we are currently at a point in human history where we say that violence is not the answer. And what do have as a result? Third worlders flooding in en masse, leaching off of the systems we pay into, and hope there is a payout for us at some point. Influencing the very elections we hold sacred, be they illegally vote or not; Simply existing with in our boundaries directly influence the number of representatives any territory is allowed.So yes. Pay me enough or let me reap the spoils of war, and I will gladly march towards foreign nationals for simply dressing differently, speaking a different language, eating different foods, or worshiping a different god. Until then, I will defend my small patch of grass with extreme prejudice.
>>539612411>improve your life.since when dying for kikes is improve your life?
>>539611307What period of time do you have to serve to get that $50k?My apartment went up $200k in 7 years. Tax free. So the price of a property could be getting away from you as you rot in the military.
I'd rather wear a furry duck costume and spin a sign on the side of a busy street in August.
>>539618363Okay
>>539619201Then a van of recruiter goons show up and abduct the man in the duck costume.
>>539611307Daily reminder
Low quality bait
>>539611307>Hear me out."Rape within the US military has become so widespread that it is estimated that a female soldier in Iraq is more likely to be attacked by a fellow soldier than killed by enemy fire." - https://www.theguardian.com/society/2011/dec/09/rape-us-military"Each day, on average, more than 45 men in the armed forces are sexually assaulted, according to the latest Pentagon estimates. For women, it is 53 per day, according to a September 2022 Pentagon report" - https://theintercept.com/2022/11/29/military-sexual-assault-men/"On average, about 10,000 men are sexually assaulted in the American military each year, according to Pentagon statistics." - https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/09/10/us/men-military-sexual-assault.html"Sexual assault is alarmingly common in the U.S. military, and more than half of the victims are men." - https://www.gq.com/story/male-rape-in-the-military
You NEETs don't understand that 85% of jobs in every modern military since like the 1800s or earlier are non-combat jobs like maintenance, logistics, medical, admin, etc. 9 years Chair Force, bought my first house after 4 years in. Making 110k a year mostly untaxed and free healthcare paid for by your boomer parents' taxes.The pay scale is designed to put you in the 70th percentile of income or something even without various bonus pay so it's basically guaranteed stable middle class life.
>>539614504>even though they're dumb enough hereAww, thanks finanon.
>>539611307You do not get the bonus up front. It is taxed. If you fail your retirement physical they will withdraw it and make you pay it back and the tax you never got lmao. Sign on bonuses are peak Judaism.
>>539611796I’m so glad these miggers are getting blown the fuck up.
O5-10 here.I can still out gay every one of you.
>>539613450Only on halal food and magic carpets
>>539611307Join the Coast Guard; it's the most reasonable branch of the military. It's unlikely that you would get sent anywhere weird.
>GET UP TO>(green paper they can print infinitely)>OUR BIGGEST>BONUS EVER
>>539611307>50kit's not 1990 anymore.
>>539612411>Being unemployed just because some faggot on /pol/ tells youHow many crayons did you eat today? He didn't say to be unemployed. He said that being unemployed is better than joining the military.
>>539611307I heard the bonuses are paid over the period of the 4 years of your contract which aint shit after taxes. And enlisting right before a major global conflict is beyond retarded.
>>539611307The only reason I'd do it, if I was in that age, was for the chance to suck and get fucked into oblivion. White and Latino cock from mostly in shape and hot men as far as the eye can see. I'd be in heaven.
