These things are dangerous and will ambush you. We need a solution on how to get rid of these from our national parks.
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bring a bucket of fried chicken to throw at them
>>539613172I petted one in banff. Its all about your vibe, energy, aura.
>>539613382I’m not giving some nigger my fried chicken.That’s for me
>>539613172Just like me.Solution: choke on my cock.
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>>539613172You have to be 18 to post here, little miss.
>>539613426Also about whether it wants to be petted, which isn't the rule out in the wild.Definitely doesn't hurt to bring a coarse brush just in case, but if you overdo it the mountain lion may get violent when you try to stop, so you kinda have to sit through it and brush it for 20 minutes or more. Worst case it falls in love with you; then you're pretty much screwed. Hope you like eating raw meat.
I carry a 10mm for wolves, only Lynx where I am. If I were you I'd wear a hat with bouncy eyeballs on the back.
>>539613301That's a toy pot-metal replica yo. What lil timmy gonna do with a fake revolver toy, hit that kittuh?
>>539613172>These things are dangerous and will ambush you.
>>539614640damn Tara Reid looking old yo.
>>539613172Passport control, anti jeet units, forced toilet use every 30 minutes. Like in a Zoo. It's hard right now. I know. Treat them like what they are. Animals.
>>539613172>scared of a little catfucking faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCCN1qvcy50if you were a woman i could understand you being scared but this is pathetic
>>539614530What makes you think you'll actually have an opportunity to notice wolves or mountain lions if they actually are hunting you? (something they generally won't do with adult humans)Wolves in particular will avoid you and have no difficulty doing so, they tend to hate the smell of humans. At beest you have a random encounter being upwind from a lone one; the chance of you sneaking up on a pack are slim, and they won't attack in these cases unless you're literally stepping on the cubs.Mountain lions, being cats, are more wily and unpredictable, they might come check you out. Virtually zero chance they'll try to eat you though, at best kill you because you're annoying or they don't like your face, so just don't piss them off. You're the retard in these situations blindly walking into its smelly territory. Like nigga, do you have a nose? Do you even sniff piss puddles?
>>539614640100% more scary than the dumb cat
>>539613172No. Enough shit is wiped out, either don't be a pussy and dispatch them as needed, or don't fucking go there.
>>539614898I took this video and it's a wolf stalking me. Go outside and never believe anything unless you see it.
>>539614632Nigga got the 100 round clip and still won’t hit anything
>>539615132Burgers are so lucky to have this wildlife
>>539614898>Mountain lionBeen charged by them before but I stood my ground and didnt have to shoot the thing. Couple times they have been stalking me and I caught them since im wearing night vision goggles. Stupid creatures think they own the night.
>>539615286>Nigga got the 100 round clip and still won’t hit anythingsheeit gonna hit something yo, even if it dat stray cat or Lambo parked in da street.
>>539613172Simply turn the parks into toxic mines and data centers
>>539615415>Been charged by them before but I stood my ground and didnt have to shoot the thing.They are attracted to the rotting tranny vag smell, but then repulsed by the looks so they avoid ya when they get close enough to tell.
>>539615132Neutral tail position and posture, so it's not very bothered by your presence.That's not necessarily a good thing, because it should be bothered; presumably it's used to encountering people, and may even have been fed or stolen food from people, so most likely it's tracking you to see if you leave anything edible.>it's still a sort of dog after all
>>539613172Assert dominance and fingerbang em.They cuddle up real quick.
>>539613301you probably want a shotgun with buckshot and a friend with a rifle against cats
>>539613172All females mountain lions I encountered have been nice..male mountain lions not so much
>>539615748A colt 45 will drop a cougar easy. I know a guy who chases them down with a 9mm pistol
>>539615748They sure put targets close in SASS. Comanch won't get that close and just stand there.
>>539616057>A colt 45dayum nigga why you be giving them kittuhs that malt liquor slop? Treat wildlife better than that yo.
>>539613172There is many big kitty here I've never had a problem they go after retards running or kids cycling but if you're not wearing goyphones in the woods, and not by yourself or spread out too far apart, and making some noise no animal would make they won't come near you. The noise is so you don't run up on a cub or some animal feeding Every attack is the same >foid wears goyphones because I just gotta hear niggerbeats in the woods while running >runs by herself which activates gigacat>i don't need any 3d awareness ACKKKK big kitty>kid rides bike in woods>imma speed ahead of everyone and be the first to ACKKKKKK big kittyIf you have a cat start jogging and shaking a loud bear bell or some other noise your cat will panic and flee
>>539615415>night vision gogglesI mean that's basically cheating; naturally they don't expect you to be able to see that well in the dark, but yeah, it's kinda like dealing with niggers.>stare it down, not letting it out of your sight>stand tall, appear big and ready to fight but move slowly>no aggressive gestures, no panic or fearOf course this can still end however, say if you move towards it, might turn tail or come to sniff you or feel cornered and pounce on you, so that might not be advisable. Probably best to just maintain position and wait for it to leave, as people are taught.
>>539615999>>539615706Exactly what im saying.
>>539613172Just pin it down and raep it first, fucking american pussy
>>539616162this, they just wanna play and the retards signal them that they are open to play
>>539613172remove the top predator from an ecosystem and the whole thing comes cascading downwhatever hervivore population is large enough to keep these cats well feed is likelly to eat a lot of plants and without the means to control their population, it will skyrocket and eat the entire forest before any sapling gets the chance to grow back upjust removing regular cats becomes a fucking problem once rats start infesting the city, imagine the zise of the infestation the lack of pumas will cause
protipalways carry catnip and a dragon dildo anonscougars love a good ass fucking while high
>>539615706cuddle deez nuts
>>539613172Dude you have guns in the US.Shut up faggot.Plus if they eat the jeets it’s a good thing
>>539614876>mountain lions>littleThey're mid they're just big enough to kill a full grown ass man
>>539616782A little catnip and smoked salmon will do the trick.
>>539616971Don't forget saying pspspspspsps.
>>539613172That's a cat. You're afraid of a fucking cat? What an absolute retard.
>>539617261It's somewhat justified because even its love bites and cuddling will cause some injuries without adequate protective clothing.
>>539616855>if they eat the jeetsThey will get sick.
>>539617261Take your house cat and make it this big.Hunters are allowed to bag a couger every few years because they quickly over populate like wolves if left unchecked and will start doing raids on villages where they come in, climb a tree and watch for anyone letting a dog outside and it's dinner time
>>539613172On the contrary we need these in our biggest cities
>>539616057>A colt 45 will drop a cougar easyyeah the average hunter cant hit shit with a SAA
>>539613172THROW A CAN OF TUNA DOWN THE MOUNTAIN
>>539613382>bring a bucket of fried chicken to throw at themnigger mentality. ngmi
>>539617789Probably better to just put it on the ground and back away until out of sight.And then actually leave, yes, don't come back to take pictures of it eating the tuna, because it will expect more tuna, and you have no more tuna.>you are the tuna now
>>539613172Have you considered not fucking walking into its territory, retard?
>>539613172I will fuck them
