the forest fires in spain and france are an attack on germany
>>539617581Sei ein brave Kind und versuche zuschlafen, Frosch
It's HIGHLY important that you monitor the situation until 5am
>>539617581Be brave kraut and make sure you're doing your part to reduce your standard of living to combat climate change while China burns more coal than every other country in the world combined
>>539617581The syrian that ran over people in the parade must have been stressed due to the fires! of course
>>539617581EVERYTHING IS AN ATTACK ON GERMONEY IF YOU CONSIDER ALL THE EUROPE LEBENSRAUM
>>539617581probably americansyou should attack the bases they have on your soil which establish you as as their bitch and remind you of how they burned your civilians as soon as they got the chance
>>539617581dont worry anonthe french will surrender to the fire long before it reaches germanythe spainards will sleep right through the blaze. nothing is more important than their siestaand when IT REACHES GERMANY, ALL U NEED TO DO IS TO SPEAK UP IN ALL-CAPS LIKE THAT MUSTACHE MAN AND COMMAND THE FIRE: NEIN NEIN NEIN, RAUS
I got back from a festival and used speed so I won't be sleeping either
>>539617581if you kys, you will sleep forever
>>539617581The fire will continue until you are more scared