WTF happened?
>>539619483>WTF happened?Owl demon, that's what happened
>>539619483Did he write the titles drunk
>>539619483Styxrectumjammer jammed too many rectums
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>>539619483the rudderless styxhexengammer4
What a fucking retarded toothless lolcow faggot lololololol
>>539619483put down the drug pipe styx
>>539619483He cheated on his hot wife, abandoned his child, moved back in with his parents, groped a fan live on stream, took a job with a fat cuck and lost it, started fucking a fat whore while drinking Fleischmanns vodka, and blew off his court dates while making his mom lie to the judve and claim he was ha ing emergency medical conditions. The fat whore he was fucking got tired of his bullshit and kno ked some of his teeth out so now he has a lispy faggot way of talking and he was on the run hiding from law enforcement by moving to New York where he lives in a retarded woman he may or may not be fucking. It looks like he finally lost his gay leather pirate outfit, which he wore for at least a year straight without showering. The stench had to be intense.
>>539619483His transactional relationship with evil and selfishness and hedonism, as it always does, is literally pulling him apart at the seams. Sometimes it works for a while, especially in an evil and selfish and hedonistic age, but there's a reason all these retarded Greeks are universally promoting moderation. He was due, the check has been cashed. FUCK HIM
>>539619483>>539620856This is what happens when the problem with someone’s life is never themselves. Can only blame others for so long until you dig your hole so deep that no one cares to pull you out of it.
>>539619483i love watching youtubers that fall down yet continue to make video'sYou also have cooking with Jack and Boogie, somehow their downfall is fun
>>539620856>Fleischmanns vodkai looked it upits like 8 dollars a liter wtfmust be the most trash alcohol available
>>539619483Grammarly is your friend styx, vodka and demons are your enemy. Not the other way around.
He put the evil number in his name and cursed himself.
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
Is he wearing a Stolas t-shirt even after being forsaken by him?
>>539619483Stolas GivethStolas Taketh Away
Democrats no rudderw
>>539619483He discovered misspelling the title gets people to comment about the misspelling, and YouTube rewards him for the extra comments.
>>539619483why do we get threads about the following boring clout jesters on here day and night? Who's paying for it?StyxAsmongoldFuentes
>>539620856>he lives in a retarded womankek, aren't they all retarded though?
>>539623067zoomers unironically worship these faggots and highly value their opinions lmao
>>539623067>Who's paying for it?they do it for free I think
>>539622214theres far worse. like Ivan the terrible vodka. you can wash engine blocks with it. even bums will face the shakes rather than drink that shit. not even running it through a Brita filter 4x will clean it up.
>>539623067>who pays these faggotsYou already know the answer… it’s Night Media, talent manager for every major content streamer right now, headed by company president Ezra Cooperstein..
>>539623434its not the expensive ivan the terrible vodka, its in a plastic bottle for $8 a pint or $13 a 5th
>>539619483Buy an ad you ugly fuck.
>>539620856>hot wife with peak aryan genetics>passive income + easy as fuck youtube revenue99% of men would kill for this. He could have coasted like this or grew his online presence more for more money, but he threw it all away.
>>539623666>Night Mediatruly satanic
>>539619483Watching him deteriorate is genuinely sad.
>>539619483>why are chuds deteriorating into human trash?Well, it's not hard when you started out that way.
>>539623666The main talent manager is a christian guy thoughalso Night Media is not stupid enough to invest in someone like Styxhexxenlaptoptranny
>>539619483Could be a publicity stunt, but whatever the case, please pray for him.
>>539620856Kek, when you put it that way it makes me want to start watching him. Is he a legit lolcow or is it just pathetic? I know who he is, I've seen clips in the past and never found him worth watching but this shit sounds pretty funny
>>539624511>a christian goymany such cases
>>539625035>coopersteins net worth is estimated between 1-5 million must be the poorest jew in New York
>>539625240>keeps it below 5 million so mamdani doesn't fuck him in the assjewish trickery
