No one's getting out of here alive, so just enjoy your choices bros! Take a break from shitposts, right? Go enjoy sunsets.
>>539621443close.
>>539621443There is a virtually unlimited number of branching decision nodes so there will be at least one timeline where you are quantumly immortal
>>539621443I will ride the juggernaut to be reborn as Brahmin!
>>539621661>quantumly immortalnigga please.
>>539621763NO TICKET!
>>539621443Life and death are not coherent concepts. Neither is the self. We are all one with existence.
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>>539621661Yeah, your atoms eventually being in some other poor sap. Nitrates we've been pissing for millennia are probably first.
>>539622337The odds of them ending up in another human is small. Most likely dirt, air, ocean water
The secret to immortality is crawling back up inside a woman's vagina so you age backwards.
>>539621443For me, it's Stochastic Countersemitism
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>>539621763What?
>Heart failure>Frail Body>Poor eyesight>Poor hearingGod put me here specifically to shitpost on the internet and I won't let him down.
>jewish sanctimonious dogshitthis is the worst kike slide thread on the entire board
>>539624113pajeets have no value of life because they just think "oh i can just be reborn as the upper echelon of society"
