Why are people in the Upper Penis of Michigan so esosteric and deranged?
>>539623806Because fuck you, that's why.Also fuck off, we're full.
>>539623806i know the answer, but i wont tell you
>>539623926seems like mostly empty forest, mosquitos, sand, and deranged deer that LEAP into the road while you are going 60mph+
>>539623806Why have there been so many upper peninsula threads lately? Leave the yoopers alone
>>539623957In finland would a hand pie use butter or vegetable shortening for the crust? The "pasties" here are vegetable shortening, which is flavorless compared to butter. >>539623983Its the hottest new summer destination for hipsters.
>>539624034>In finland would a hand pie use butter or vegetable shortening for the crust?Pasties are Cornish as in English, you moron.
>>539624092They don't have hand pies in finland?
>>539623806Trash in the bed of a truck say all you need to know about a person.
>>539624253>trashThose are tiedowns for a load you retard.
>>539623806They're Scandinavian.
>>539624475you mean german
>>539623806That's a regular cab short bed GMT800. The last good truck ever made.
>>539624392It's not tying anything down and it's missing the ratchet part of the strap no truck faggot and the empty fruit cocktail container is gross you mexican.
>>539623806it's because they're all retards actively getting poisoned by pharmaceutical companies which causes that weird loopiness, future dementia patients
They're all retarded rednecks, juggaloes, trailer trash, and the ones that move are Volkswagen driving American Pie tier yuppie slime. Stay the fuck out of Chicago you Michigan faggots.
Lack of sunlight.
>>539624034>Its the hottest new summer destination for hipsters.Indians next. Prepare yourself
>>539624561Oh so now you're an omnipotent retard who knows the context the picture was taken in?Please continue to enlighten us with your retarded narcissistic ways retard.
>>539624559yeah it was a chevy s-10 I think>>539624564they aren't getting poisoned by all the mining activity?>>539624584I liked Chicago there was good food and shopping; felt like a real city and not just a diversity containment zone like east coast cities do. >>539624766There were a couple jeets at the really popular trails but it's mostly white.
>>539624561Look like bungees to me. Good enough when you have a regular bed.
>>539624561THere's two hooks there, the ratchet is jsut buried
>>539624837My mistake. I thought it was a Silverado.
>>539624792Post the trash in your truck bed.>>539624873>Look like bungees to meAnd you look like a tard to everyone.>>539624975Dirty bed dirty mind.None of you fags deserve a truck.
Trucks. I luv em is all.
>>539625410tons of trucks in michigan, probably more than I've seen elsewhere just as a percentage of vehicles, and holy shit the rust
>>539625410Only a pure faggot would cry over 1 empty fruit cup in his truck bed. Better than being on someone's lawn you cock sleeve
>>539623806Your last thread was also gay, you fat ugly manlet tranny kike.
>>539625651This jeet doesn't even know what a trash can is.WTF
>>539623981Yeah that's WHY we're full, fuck OFF do not come here
539625716>All these trucks so low you can only drive them in the cityLoL
>>539624253Your vagina would probably start bleeding if you saw the back of my quarry truck
He's a sexy little goytoy looking for a hot Israeli trenchdaddy to send him over the hills of Iran
>>539625843I don't think that counts as getting girls wet anon.
>>539623926Hahaha oh god UP trying to “we’re full” is gold. Yeah man, guard those gates and don’t let em through.
>>539626019We are full (of deer) do not come, do not come.
>>539625574>have a diesel F250 with drug dealer tint>live in paradise on earth>roll though tourist areas blasting black metal and choking exhaust
>>539623806Send him
>>539626207speaking of drug dealers, spotted this in the UP today
>>539626334Fent caught those zoomers, that's not far from me. I can't imagine buying drugs from random people these days like we did in the 2000s, not when there's a decent chance of dying from it.
>>539624034>The "pasties" here are vegetable shorteningMaybe if you get shit ones for tourists or something. My family recipe has used lard and it's well over a century old.Also fuck off, we're full.
>>539626334Boys musta not been cool. Gotta be cool.
>>539626454Is Escanaba or Marquette a nicer place to live?
>>539624766They have already metastisized in Sault St Marie across the river in Canada (of course) Do your part to keep them out by reporting any semi trucks with Ontario plates to 911 for unsafe driving. I'm not even saying to make a false report, 99% of the time when you see Ontario plates they are legitimately driving like shit, it's truly something to behold.
>>539625781I'm coming to rape you and your family and there's literally nothing you can do about it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>539626476oops, well maybe it was lard but I think it was shortening, it was just over the bridge in the UP so maybe I did get tourist stuff but the parking lot was busy so I figured it was ok. It wasn't bad or anything, the worst part was the veggie filling was kinda raw like the rutabaga and potato were just shredded and not really precooked much.
>>539626492Marquette if you like being in a city larping as west coast liberals, Esky if you're quietly resigned to misery and have made peace with it.
>>539624034Vegetable shortening still has trans fats.They banned the shit and then decided to change labeling requirements.So if they're already lying, what are the chances that they're lying about meeting the new standards of lying instead of just using the old standard?In short, DO NOT CONSUME. Stick with butter or self rendered tallow or lard.
>>539626555They're stupid easy to make. Nobody on either side of the bridge has good ones, you have to go further north.>>539626607Newberry if you want super easy loose county backwoods sluts.
Should I move to the UP?I cant handle cold well, but I genuinely hate niggers.
there are more finngolian immigrants there than anywhere else in the country
>>539623806based mitten chad. You vill point to your hand to show where you live, and you vill be happy!
>>539626803Not unless you're already independently wealthy. There is next to no work up here.
>>539626555The US/Europe comparison makes so much more sense when you compare local flavors within the US. I’ve lived for years in every time zone on this confusing country and a broad range of longitudes. I may have driven past the little off-ramp town the 3 or 4 real Americans in this thread live in.I can’t remember what I was responding to but I just wanna say that every small American town has a subway, a dollar store and a Chinese place.
>>539626743Like soo saint marie? I didn't get to see that area this visit. >>539626715I didn't uh know what it was gonna be. I got pies in Marquette that had butter, but only the meat ones did, the veggie pie had a diff crust that slid right out of the metal container whereas the butter one didn't. >Esky if you're quietly resigned to misery and have made peace with it.that actually sounds nice>>539626803its blond as fuck>>539626822I barely saw anyone who looked asiatic at all except a few natives
>>539624092this overall, but there is a lot of fins in the UP, they have a decent home sauna culture up there. Ill be moving there soon.
>>539626803We had 3-4 feet of snow in a single blizzard this past winter, everything stopped for about two days as everybody dug themselves out before getting back to business.
>>539626885No the soo is tourist central. I don't really buy them often at all but there's a really great place in L'anse I can't remember the name of.
Kino county
>>539624584bitch michgian has millions of acres of deep forest to bury chicago bodies that will never get found. stay the fuck out.
>>539626987I sort of went around there but didn't see the town I don't think. I want to go back and see Quincy Mine, the mine near Marquette (ishpeming?) and L'anse is sort of a good central location. The sturgeon river wilderness was really pretty but very easy to get lost. Hopefully go back and see sturgeon falls.
>>539627097L'anse has so much around it to explore with an ORV of any sort. So many rivers and falls and even what's left of a small cessna that crashed I think back in the 80's. I don't think it's on any maps and it's mostly a twisted pile of scrap now.
>>539626803>I cant handle cold well, but I genuinely hate niggersConsider Kentucky or Northern Alabama
>>539627228All I have is a norm-core SUV, albeit AWD and on chunkier tires.
is the UP that last bastion of the white race?
>>539626555>it was just over the bridge in the UP so maybe I did get tourist stuffIf you did Mackinac and St Ignace and then retreated back to your hive, you haven't been to the UP.
>>539627480ill be coming there soon to harvest 10 gallons of blue berries.
>>539627480No, I went all around to almost the tip of Keweenaw saw a bit of Calumet, Houghton, Porcupine mtn, brockway mtn, thomas rock, sugarloaf mtn, bears den overlook @ sturgeon river wilderness (such a pretty area), canyon falls, and the iron mtn mineI didn't get to pictured rocks
>>539623806Quick question, I'm a brickie that mainly does chimney work, will I find work up in the UP? I want to make a move but I'm not sure where to.
>>539627667sort of get the sense things haven't been made of brick there for 100 years, maybe there's some old buildings, but mostly made of wood, lots of tradesmen though I think.
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>>539627047Found the juggalo fag. Yeah millions of acres of nothing and trailer park methanies. Cope and seethe. The only city you faggots actually had, you ruined. And there is nothing else in your state.
>>539627470You can find hillbillies in plenty of places. Michigan rednecks are the worst. Absolutely slime.
>>539627667Can you provide me with a couple YouTube videos on rebuilding a chimney or at the least, repointing one?
Finnish genetics
>>539626334That sucks, I'm gonna assume a fent wipeout.
>>539629349yeah :(
