Pls don't come to México for your own good, there is violence at every corner, narcos are like Mad Max overlords and run everything unopposed, our cities are basically a cesspool with no culture and our food is distasteful. So whatever you do pls stay away from our country. Thank you.
no one was even thinking of going to your shithole pablo
>>539628787good
what if I am just passing through in a 1998 honda civic and dress poor? Will I be fucked with?
>>539628709What about me?
>>539628818yeah, you'll end up hanging on some bridge.
also redpill us on santa muerte? Just a generic mode of a blood god(dess) or something more?
>CNN be like "Mostly peaceful butchering demonstrations"
>>539628709OP you make me hot, I must, must fuck you in the ass. I understand Mexicans all suck dick and take it up the ass. So is ten dollars the going rate for a night of passion? Thanks
I’ve been chatting up 2 ladies from texaco for a bit now and I’m deciding which one I’m gonna impregnate when I move down. Been there a million times now and never had any issues with locals or the cartels. Mind your business and pay off who you need to pay and call it a day.
>>539628709When is Mexico going to get their own Nayib Bukele?
>>539628862you might blend in but i'd stronglñy advice to stay away and don't push your luck
>>539628709i backpacked latam and mexico or honduras was definitely the most shitty. the only place i was straight robbed by the police was in mexico. guatemala and nicaragua are WAY better than shitty mexico
>>539628970that would never fly over here, since it's basically a retarded measure only doable on some random banana republic, ahem... anyways don't come to our country.>>539628961you were lucky, i strongly advice to stay away.>>539629113yes yes, don't come back.
>>539628709you should really invade guatemala bro.
>>539629202i wont, its sad people waste money in your shithole. guatemala is safer, has a better climate, scenery is better and so is the food.
>>539629227having a second Chiapas is not ideal for us, anyways we're already full so we don't need more people.
>>539629438YES, you're right, go over there and do your gringo things.
>>539628709Sex tourists and passport bros in Mexico deserve to get kidnapped and robbed. Personally I want to go there just to try a mangonada.
>>539629471lebensraum bro. jus get rids of le guats. kikes have said it's a okay.
>>539629577nono Mangonada is no bueno, not god my friend, it doesn't worth the risk.
>>539628709Going in about two weeks to fuck your sister Oaxaca, see you soon!
>>539629584Kikery is outlawed in México, we ain't first worlders.
>>539629577you should get a paleta, my favorite is limon or tri color
>>539629718go to guatemala instead, its way better and cheaper. antigua, tikal and sumec champy are awesome
>>539629577Don't be such a puss bong. Tijuana is safer than any Mutt city in the South.Come over have some fun!
>>539628709dw bro you are in my top5 shitholes i don't plan to ever visit even on google street view, right alongside India, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and Sudan.You legit are below Liberia in my list.
>>539629793good.
>>539629785Too far. I'll drive there and come home before the sun comes down.
>>539629787stop spreading your slanderous lies.
If you're a cartel, surely there are more benefits for you with tourism, than no tourists. I'd have thought its also in your interests not to rob and kill them.
>>539629852yes you may come and take a looksie, just don't stay.
>>539628709i already live in california, spic
>>539629852This bong knows whats up
>>539630000i know that's basically Mexico 2.0 but don't come down the border.
>>539629740Your president is a Jewish woman who promised gibs
>>539629852Ofc. Problems don't arise when there is a narco cartel, it's even propping up stability and social peace. Problems shows up only when there are several cartels competing.A smart president wouldn't try to ram head on against narcos, they should rather team up with the most promising cartel and use police forces' to kill the competition and enforce a drug monopoly between one cartel and the government, that's how you get a properly functioning narcostate like the US.
>>539628709I'm coming to see a dentist
>>539630076Orange nigger is an israeli cock sleeve, how dare you speak, nigger.
>>539628709I'm actually moving there in about 3-4 weeks, depending on how long they need me to stay with work. I'll be seeing you soon, fellow countryman! I'll be a Mexican!
>>539630076Apparently she's expanding universal healthcare so that EVERYONE gets it, not just women and workers. So Mexican make NEETs can get it too. Sounds like the opposite of what a normal kike would try to do...>>539629785Yeah, I noticed how expensive Mexico is compared to my girlfriend's country (Peru). You can legitimately live off minimum wage in Peru, especially in the provinces. You can't do that in Mexico or here in America. Latin American countries aren't created equal.It's probably one of the worst places to get women too since it's had so much American tourism
>>539628709Nice try with the reverse psychology but I'm going down there next year and imma party like there's no tomorrow, drink all your booze, try all your drugs and fuck as many big booty big tiddy Mexican hotties as possible and you can't stop me.
>>539628787>no one was even thinking of going to your shithole pabloMexico is #1 for expat retirees
