How the fuck do you invade this?
>>539634912By sea
>>539634912Why would you invade a shithole
>>539634912The roaches did it, why would it be hard
>>539634912good luck KEK fuck that shit
>>539634912Choose one country in the region, contrive a reason for that country to hate another country, watch as they both destroy each other, vassalize or annex whichever wins, repeat
>>539634912You dont
>>539635002Good luck clearing all the bunkers
>>539635152>contrive a reason>in the fucking ball cansDo you think they need a reason to hate neighboring countries?
>>539634912>How the fuck do you invade this?massive tunnels that were bored years ago under the guise of other projects
>>539634912Drones? or COD players?
>>539634912Slavs walked in, with wagons trailing.
>>539635282Greeks are broke old and lazy It is now Turkish and Egyptian clay
>>539634912Take over the Banking system, buy up the means of disseminating propaganda and then take control of the school system.
>>539634912Tell them they can get gibs if they join you.No need to invade
>>539635094>The roaches did it, why would it be hardretard, Greece completely collapsed after the 4th Crusade + Bulgarian invasion following year + plagues, all within a few years. All Greeks fled to islands and mountains, most of them were not taken until 1600's, and many never fell. When Ottomans marched in 1453 into the city, it was already a dead city and barely occupied
>>539634912Ask the rapefugees living next door. They'll be able to help you more than anyone on /pol/ could
>>539634912Greek know how they like to be invaded
>>539634912set up a tech company there that only hires indians
>>539635702But how did the 4th Crusade succeed? I mean, they did invade and won.
>>539635894Didn't they have any famine crisis in Byzantium at that time? They had to choose, getting conquered by the LatinX empire or begging for help the Bulgar army and then getting conquered by them afterwards
>>539635894a pretender to the throne opened the gates to the crusaders
>>539634912By recruiting scythians, lashing pontoons together in order to cross the bosphorus, then taking control of thrace
>>539634912India?
>>539634912ask turks
>>539635894>But how did the 4th Crusade succeed?They took Constantinople yeh, Greece was recovering over the months after the 4th Crusade but then Bulgar invasions started since they saw an opening, after that Greeks fled en masse, the plagues was the final nail for the city, Greeks all went to the islands, it was 100x better than Constantinople. Ottoman conquest of Constantinople is over-blown by Turkish nationalists, they picture it as some epic battle, when there were only 2,000 Greeks of fighting age behind the walls during the siege, and it still took a Jew opening the backdoor of the city
>>539636208But how did the Latin Empire eventually form? I mean, after taking over Costantinople with trickery, they conquered all of the Byzantines Empire's Balkan possessions... how did they do that? More trickery?
>>539635771Based Cheyenne Cinnamon connoisseur
>>539635984isn't that also how the turks got in?
>>539634912The Ottomans know
>>539634912Drop 5 tsar and you won't need to invade anything
>>539634912Lmao mutts can whoop Iran easily. It doesn't look that scary in the OP.
>>539634912invading it and conquering it is easy, it's dealing with the aftermath that is hell, there is a reason the only ones they converted were the ones they convinced by word and not by sword
Once the Morava Delta is taken it’s pretty much smooth sailing to Salonika and then you can go wherever you want. Almost happend in 1915 and definitely happend in 1941. Plus all the niggers there hate each other. So they will do much of the conquering for you as happend in 1915, 1941 and to large parts in 1995 and 1999. Bonus points if you do not have niggers there to fight for you, pay some nigger to invent a new nigger tribe. This new nigger tribe will kill the other niggers there as happend before already countless time.
>>539640822I don't even know if anybody ever failed to invade this cucked region.
considering how often the area got invaded historically, you can pretty much do it any way you want. Likely with little difficulty, especially since whichever country you're invading has at least one neighbour who would gladly help you in your efforts.
>>539634912I think the easiest route military wise would be to go from the north from Azerbaijan along the coast of the Caspian sea. Straight to Tehran. but the mutts won't be allowed to go through Azerbaijan.
>>539640852We in 1914 lol. Because our incestious nepo baby generals attacked across mountainous Bosnia and alone. German general with the skull head was smarter and invaded through Morawa river with help of Bulgarian niggers from the west. The pincer sealed the deal
>>539634912>How the fuck do you invade this?
>>539640969As much as there was mutual support amongst us and Byzantines, there was mutual alineation.Byzantine emperor might even have been on the Turkish side in the battle of Kosovo. Greeks and other subjects, like Bulgarians, were there certainly.Serbs were on Turkish side at Nicopolis and we also were in the Turkish army in 1453.Magyars were working on our backs and were even worse than the Turkish vassalage because they wanted to erase our nobility.Literally a shitshow.Kind of the same as Franco-Ottoman alliance, but we were all too weak to cope with Turks.
Everyone was hoping trump would maduro Iran like he did venice. It was a huge gamble because any ground operation in Iran is going to be awful. You guys are going to witness tragedy beyond your comprehension. War is not the same anymore and iran was never a viable ground invasion target.
>>539641019You were a falling empire that faced a competent, modernised army. We had hand grenades and war experience of the Balkan wars. We had innovative tactics and good generals. Just because somebody is poor and small doesn't mean you should automatically be positive of your prospects.Germans and Bulgarians stretched our defenses thin and the army already suffered too big of material losses to cope. It was simply a inevitability at that point.Serbia really peaked right before the first world war. Never again would we have such leaders.Our king was always with his soldiers. He went to the frontlines, he encouraged them, he exposed himself to dangers and never abandoned them.His son was even worse in the regard of exposing himself to dangers.Serbia would never again have such people as it's leaders and considering the degeneracy of this shithole, likely never will.
>>539634912From the rear
>>539641368The failing empire part is a bit overblown. AH invested the least in its military amongst the 5 great powers of Europe at that time, because of Hungarian vetos. It got back a functioning bureaucracy and an unprecedented leap forward in science and culture. Austrian army generals were just incompetent. Look at Potiorek and von Hötzendorf and the ruling catholic nepo babies that wanted to rub their faggot nipples by expansion and an irrational fear of Serbia (bad experiences with nation building of Germans and Italians).Serbia was materially spent from the Balkan wars in 1912 and 1913 and decimated. They did not have enough shells, guns or even fucking shoes for their soldiers. Austria should have crushed them on numbers alone with their 5th, 6th and 2nd Army. The latest in November 1914 when Belgrade was briefly occupied and Serbia retreated inland. But no. 2nd army was just holding their dicks in their pants. And the incest nepo babies didn’t know shit about supply lines or mud in Serbia. A more competent Austrian commander like Boroevic (who ironically was a Croat/serb mutt) would have won against the Serbs in late 1914 early 1915 because he is not a fucking idiot like Potiorek
>>539642516Fair enough. WW1 is not my main interest anyways. Or even Balkan history for that matter. I wish that in future we don't kill each other. Because it's purposeless, our societies are so decrepit and modern elites so unworthy that it would be a waste. My grandfather lost 7 uncles (I think his father had that many brothers) in that war. For this circus of the country that it is now. I have to distance myself from the modern states of Europe or I would lose my sanity.
>>539634912fuck off, WE ARE FULL.
>>539635002FPBP and unironically. All the areas of relevance are on the coast or easily accessible from it (the capital region of Croatia and Serbia are in the plains related to the Danube but you seem to not highlight those parts of your map). It might be harder to enforce your rule among slavo-illyro-albano balkanoid goatfucekrs in the mountains but they are irrelevant.
>>539634912i think you can just walk in
