>21st century America >Proclaims to be the "world's best country">Yet doesn't have technologically advanced toilets like the Japanese do with their automatic bidets>Instead Americans are forced to wipe their own ass like animalsI'm currently in the shitter in this intense heat and my shit came out mushy, thus it will take me an eternity to wipe my ass clean while sweating buckets. Is this what you miggers call winning?
I dont use that faggotshit. Clean your asshole like a man.
>>539676332Fingering your ass with your hands is more faggoty
>>539676056Why would I want a toilet that pisses on me? Is this what the rest of the world considers "progress"? How odd.
>>539676056I tried a bidet once. It just spattered the shit on my asshole all over my butt cheeks and thighs. There's nothing clean about these things. Targeted wiping with toilet paper is cleaner.
>>539676056Bidets just spray shit particles all over your ass, its not the cleanest method. And anyway, humans have been wiping their ass for thousands of years.
>>539676704No it isn't, I got a bidet attachment for my toilet during the TP craze of covid and used it once, I felt like I'd been raped, I'd rather wipe with t shirts than go through that faggotry again
>>539676704>fingeringThat’s not how people wipe their ass retard.
>>539676941>>539677551I really feel like you guys aren't using them correctly. You wanna get a nice undercarriage rinse even AFTER you're done shitting. Beats having to jump in the shower to feel clean after a shit.
>>539677716>its gay to have a clean assOnly if you're getting turned on by it faggot.
>>539676056When I first used a bidet and that stream of water hit my anus a rush of gay thoughts entered my brain. What is wrong with me?
>>539676056i just use a cup of water and my hand
>>539676056>after-market bidet butthole sprater>get's covered in shit particles>blast old shit particles at the new shit particles stuck to your assgenius!
>>539678271Filthy poojeet
>>539676056>Instead Americans are forced to wipe their own ass like animalsI use flushable wipes and sandpaper-tier tp to fine detail. I'll bet you anything a germ swab of my ass would come back cleaner than any of you disgusting third worlders'. >Muh SuperSoaker but for shit What a fucking joke.
>>539676056Im using one as we speak. 30 bucks and bout 2 mins to install. You lost tranny
>>539676056While you homos are oh-ah-ing the cool water on your asshole we are 5 miles down the road making our next $10K.You lost
