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>>539678049What is bucee's, is it a gas station but also a wallmart all in one?
>>539678110Yes and it's probably the greatest place on earf
>>539678110It's a Walmart but you shart in the bathroom instead of the meat isleIt's unamerican and a sign of the communist takeover
>>539678049Is this a store where white men can buy bucks?
>>539678049normal Americans don't have it, either. only southerners.
What can you purchase at Buc-ee's that you can't purchase anywhere else?
>>539678444Beaver nuggets
>>539678110I hear the bathrooms are almost unnaturally clean, a far cry from the always freshly sharted walmart lavatories. Amazing what can happen when certain clientele are kept at bay.
>>539678444
>>539678485https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/beaver-nuggetsNot true.
I was there yesterday, driving home from meeting my gfs family, and the bathroom felt like a backrooms level especially with the unintelligible loudspeakers announcing fresh meat sandwich
>>539678531At some point surely it's just cheaper to use basic ingredients rather than ingredient + potassium iodide, ferric orthophosphate, mimethylpolyslloxane and yellow prusslate of soda.
>>539678049Gas station where the lowest socioeconomic retards waddle around eating processed shit. Kys retard.
>>539678049Sounds bases buccees is for dumb rednecks and other poor variants
>>539678049>we have ONE gas station that isn't run by jeets! Based!Of all the magatard copes, this is probably the most pathetic.
>>539678110They are missing out bigly
>>539678110Yup, it's basically your one-stop-shop for gas and grub. They have thousands of fuel pumps, bathrooms with thousands of stalls and sinks, and a large store that sells merchandise, souvenirs, and all sorts of delicious decadent food from fudge cookies to brisket sandwiches.
>>539678531Safe yourself
>>539678747You probably don't even own a car
>>539678049This thread is an advertisement, started by some Bucee’s marketing intern to drive engagement and “viral marketing” through social media
>>539679091I hope so
I'm gonna go get a brisket sammich.
>>539678049What do they do when they need to buy 9 flavours of beef jerky, rainbow print folding knife, Tide branded baseball cap, and a random piece of medieval armour? Just go to 4 different stores?
>>539678797Well at least the mutts are happy...
>>539678969How do you say it?Bussies?or Buckees?
>>539678049Is this where we're at now? 24 hour shilling supermarkets on /pol/? You know we had pedovore cannibals in the American elite confirmed recently? You know the president is trying to draft us to deploy to Iran where the death toll will be approx 3500 daily?>I like da beef jerky I get at da beaver store! U jollo goys??!Maybe you're better off self-immolating to draw attention to your favorite goyslop store buddy.
>>539679340that's obviously a burnt end sandwich you retard. your attempt to fit in failed, fucking outsider
>>539679461
At the gas stations here I can buy food that does not give me diarrhea or food poisoning.
>>539679481funny, i live 30 minutes away from the original bucs and have never, not even once, heard of someone getting food poisoning from any location. turns out AI hasn't either
Dear Buc-ees management. There is a place in Alberta called Gasoline Alley. It is a stretch of highway in Red Deer that sees 40k+ vehicles every day on road trips and is an extremely popular rest stop on the road between the 2 major cities here.A Buc-ees would fit right in, and serve as an important staging area for the US military when it eventually annexs Canada and needs to project power over the oil sands.
>>539679481why can't you store chicken properly? lol buc's is better than your country in every single aspect.https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2025/08/austria-continues-to-battle-salmonella-outbreak-with-72-now-confirmed-sick/
>>539679481not only is bucs better than europe, it would also beat europe in a war...lol, lmao even. our gas stations hold more sway internationally than your entire country combined
>>539679581Thank you BuckiesBunny intern for validating the high food safety standard at the original BuckiesBunny franchise location. Also amazing that Nathanyahoo AI could not find any claims of BuckiesBunny poisoning, validating the cleanliness and standards of your corporation.
>>539678049I have no idea why I'm supposed to get hype about a gas station, or why others do
>>539678969> bathrooms with thousands of stalls and sinkslmao, imagine the smell
>>539679792go ahead, try to find a single fucking one that's been verified. i'll wait
>>539678049Who needs your buck eyes you dumbfuck? Even Walshart couldn't pass in Europe, let alone this shit I hear of for the first time. It's good to see Aldi making its way in the United Sharts
>>539678049Europe really needs to get conquered by America before it’s too late. Retards are flushing their own race down the toilet over there at ridiculous speeds. As bad as things are here, I’m grateful every day I wasn’t born in Europe.
>>539679434Wow, 10 minutes unanswered in an astroturfing thread. You see, anons...this means that this post posed a previously unencounter3d challenge to the shill team assigned to this task. Learn from this example and formulate your own responses accordingly.
>>539679823they are the cleanest bathrooms of any business that currently exists in north america, including hotels (that's what they are primarily known for), the smell is beautiful. the one near me uses cucumber watermelon for their scent
>>539678188>>539678529imagine the size of the sharts a Buc-ee's must be equipped to handle?
>>539678049Yeah, they're sooo missing out on all the massive amounts of added chemicals in the food.
>>539679886buck eyes? umm, we ain't talkin bout ohio state retard, also football season don't start for a while son. get your facts straight
>>539679621Bucees doesn't serve curry flavored crap so no Bucees for you Canada.
>>539678110>What is bucee'sYou know those hyperborea memes? it’s that
>>539679966you shart in buc's and you'll be waking up in county son.
>>539679995I don't know how you colonial subjects pronounce it, it's as fake as your nameless country
>>539679677Only muzzis, niggers annd poorfags eat chicken. Hope those got really sick in the outbreak last year. Enjoy your eggs though. https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2026/07/more-than-1-5-million-eggs-recalled-because-of-salmonella-risk/>>539679765Can’t argue with that. Especially after seeing the proud buckiesbunny coonsmuers entering the franchise location in Virgina. Just give them AR-15 and sent them here to finally end our existence. Will be like a Viking raid on an English monastery. >>539679803Capitalism you communist.
>>539679803Miggers worship gas and use more than any other group besides billionaires. They literally jizz themselves when gas is 2.00 (but only if a BASED ZOGcucklican is in office during it amirite fellow pedes?)
>>539679966We got enough photo evidence to not have to imagine
>>539678110it's an experience. they have a quarter million dollars in just jerky for sale at any given time.
>>539678049As a Pole I have Stop Cafe at Orlen.Their hotdogs fed me for 20 hour trips to Netherlands. I might get one again soon.
>>539678049Buc-ee's Barcelona coming soon
>>539679481Same here, except you shouldn't buy the sushi.
>>539680079can you type the word God? you seem very very jewish
>>539680079>Only muzzis, niggers annd poorfags eat chicken.Retarded Alpine Nigger.
>>539678049The Jew fears the beaner buk-II’s desert shack
>>539678531I hope this isn't real
>>539680155i buy HEB sushi all the time, and HEB has a gas station, therefore gas station sushi is perfectly fine.
>>539678110Apparently its a gas station with clean bathrooms you can shart in
>>539679405second one Mr. Barbossa, buck-ees. i highly reccomend their watermelon taffy, it ships internationally and is more addictive than cocaine.
>>539678531everything a growing boy needs
>>539680163> proofs my pointPastel de nata, your beef steak sandwiches and sea food are dope though. Eat some when you can afford it.
>>539678397There are Buc-ees in Ohio and Virginia now. And knock offs like Wally’s around Chicago.
>>539678485They sell beaver nuggets in every grocery store. They’re called Kellogg’s Corn Pops
>>539680203"si, tenemos 'boo-kiis', ven conmigo"
>>539678049I don't have buccees either, wish I did.
>>539680203haha ive been there if that's the one in matamoros. there's a strip club called paradise with a nice fajita lunch buffet across the street i used to go to on weekends with margaritas the size of your face for a buck when i went to military school in the texas valley. they also had the cleanest blow i ever did toot for $25 a gram. was a great place. then 9/11 happened and the kikes tried to bomb congress in mexico which then started the narco wars...fuckin sad.
>>539678110120+ fuel islands, clean shitters, well paid employees, fresh fudge, decent bbq. An oasis wherever it is. Pure Americana
>>539678110over a 100 pumps so you never have to wait for gas, cheapest gas usually, spotless bathrooms so large you again, never have to wait, and then a fuckload of junkfood and oddly enough, pretty decent brisket. Also, they're all on highways and very hard to get to by walking, so no junkies or nigger filth. The employees are paid well and have good benefits so they all do a good job, plus they don't sell lotto or smokes so it keeps even more degenerates out. It's like an oasis after driving for 6+ hours straight.
>>539680439Not the same at all
>>539678699All these places get their foods from these food conglomerates that produce everything. Actually read the list, it's just them going overboard on listing every last ingredient down to the fucking atoms.>cream chess: milk, cream, cheese culture, salt blah blah blah
>>539680490They sell cigarettes you dumb nigger
>>539680465>Pure AmericanaLast time I went there, I was the tallest and whitest male there, and I'm 5'10" with green eyes and curly brown hair. Everyone else was small and brown, it genuinely made me kinda sad.
>>539678110It's a le BIIIIIIIIIG gas station full of processed slop sold at a high fucking price, even the gas is insane. People go there out of novelty alone as its fucking shit on all other accounts.
>>539678110it's a place that a bunch of fatasses go to buy fried food on their road trips.It's pretty iconic because when they would normally only have 3 stops to get a bunch of disgusting slop, they get to say "bucceeeeees wooooooah" as an excuse to devour/indulge/feed/consoom/gorge/feast a fourth time
>>539680351Churrasco (chiken) is as well as sardines the true national food to "safar" (McGyver? To get by?).Everybody loves it even the upper classes. Faggot Chicken ? Sissy Chicken? Roasted with a lemon up his ass is also delicious. You just don't know propper chicken. Which is surprising.
We got Wawa, Sheetz, Royal Farms, and now a Bussy's here.
>>539680499They’re not much different. I bought the beaver nuggets because everybody said they were like crack but they sucked and we threw the rest out. Their food is kinda overrated. I guess it’s cool you can roll in and get a brisket sandwich at 2am. They’re okay but they’re expensive. I hear some of the made to order items are better though, I haven’t tried them. Tried a breakfast sandwich and is was meh. I don’t dislike Buc-ees at all, I think they have god tier bathrooms and the ear ceiling high stall door gives you great privacy if you have to do that. I don’t stop at them during the day though they’re too busy, best to stop at night or in the early morning
>>539680666cursed postwawa is superior though
>>539680490Junkfood is degenerate.Motorized degenerates are still degenerates.
>>539680666>WawaHow many niggers do you have to live around?
>>539680351By the way I'm not into prices of meet but I know that a propper chicken "frango do campo" as in raised biologically, in an open air field and taking its time is actually expensive and might be difficult to cook properly. It also doesn't taste at all like the "industrial" chicken.
>>539678969need buc-ee gf
>>539680666Wawa and Sheetz definitely have better food than Buc-ees. Haven’t been to the others. I like Casey’s General Store too better than Buc-ee’s food. Buc-ees has more pumps and excellent bathrooms though plus an area with merchandise that the kids like to browse
>>539680711Fat fucks aren't the ones robbing stores and stealing cars, if those doughy retards leave me alone I could care less.
>>539680465>120+ fuel islands,Dios mio!La abominacion automobilistica!
>>539678049I never understood the cult appeal surrounding a gas station
>>539680759join the bucajadeen and you will get 72 virgins upon death
>>539680772I appreciate a well maintained bathroom, especially when I had to shit in horrible ones... but it doesn't stop being funny how Americans mention the excellent bathroons.I wonder how they are...
>>539680728What does that mean? Wawa is in Ohio, Florida, Virginia, and Sheetz is on even more than that now. They might have them in nigger areas by Philly but they’re not notorious for niggers. You have to pump your own gas at most of them too
>>539678529Why do North Americans feel the irrepressible desire to shit and shart in retail establishments?
>>539680490>cheapest gas usuallyWrong, cheapest is either Murphy's or QuikTrip.>plus they don't sell lotto or smokes so it keeps even more degenerates outThey sell alcohol and cigs both. Their contradictory stance on morals and family friedly setting is laughable.
>>539680844Oh I think you already know what that means
>>539680600The ones I go to are very white. Maybe one nigger per hundred.
>>539680808they sell good foods
>>539680772Sheetz food is pretty good but it has no appeal outside of that. It's just an average gas station.
>>539680892I spot a niglet
>>539678049God I love that fucking logo.
>>539680914I find sheetz pretty bland. Never really cared for it besides 2 am drunk food.
>>539680666I have never heard of any of those.>Bussy'sNow I know why.
Could this be a good way to make people acquire US citizenship? They have to do a walking pilgrimage across all of America's bucc'ees. As a sort of test of will. Monitored by drones so no cheating. Only if you're willing to walk across thousands of miles of highway to visit all of America's bucc'ees across all states may you call yourself a citizen of this great nation.
>>539678531You get ALL THAT for just $8.49 and you're still complaining?
>>539680844Imagine a warehouse of functional toilets. Huge room, proper doors, music playing, 100 toilets, 100 urinals, 200 sinks to wash your hands. All in a massive room where everything is made of marble and ceramic.
>>539680924Notice how I said 100-1 crazy how white it is.
>>539680914The food makes it above average? Unless you’re comparing it to Buc-ees. Buc-ees is on another level obviously but I don’t think their food is comparable, Sheetz is better for food
>>539680079>Capitalism you communist.We've had gas stations for decades Hans
>>539679252Cartman!
>>539680988Did they?
>>539680844Americans demand:- Air conditioning.- Clean bathrooms.- Guns.It's the 2nd Holy Trinity for us.
>>539681126Use that gun to blow your brains out.
>>539681179Jelly
>>539680988Probably because browns don't buy cars. They live in cities and use public buses and trains for transportation.
>>539681126>Clean bathrooms.lollmao even
>>539680978Ok, thanks.I'd be afraid of the dimensions alone, but if it's clean I can see how it's worthy of note.
>>539681280Clean it up janny.
>>539681126Regarding clean bathrooms... that's a girl's thing.We here tend to shit only on our private toilette which we call one's throne. When out and about I (and many) prefer to go to women's bathrooms because they're so much cleaner. But yeah, a man is not supposed to betray his throne.
>>539681213That nigger is so jelly, he belongs in a mason jar.
>>539680644>slopYankoid who has never set foot in the big B.
>>539680742Did they teach you that in Guinea-Bissau or in the pamphlet of your local Green Party? The only halfway acceptable chicken a civilised person could eat is either a self shot Auerhahn or Birkhahn. The remaining chicken is muzzie, nigger and poorfag food.
>>539681364>Women are cleaner.Oh sweet little amigo, if you only knew how lazy and disgusting American women can be.
>>539681434I meant women's bathrooms.They are much much cleaner than men's bathrooms. >>539681404I don't know those chickens you talked about.I am probably richer than you and people on the very top of society eat chicken too. All across Europe, mind you! But especially here.And while you made your African joke, moamba with chicken - the African dish - is fucking delicious.
>>539681621>I meant women's bathrooms.>They are much much cleaner than men's bathrooms.Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>539678529>xenophobeWhat a fucking joke
>>539678531>Literal goyslop dispenseryEven oxy and fent looks healthier than this list
>>539680988>motherAre there actually 200 people in that store?
>>539681922My sidesLooked closer and its a MUDSHARK
>>539681621Do you also do a cute little rain dance before you kill the chicken kek?> is wealthy> loves chicken ala niggerEnjoy your chicken with your muzzie, nigger and poorfag friends. Must be really smart discussions all you doctors and engineers friends from Africa have whilst pouring your wealth from Portuguese gibs in organic chicken.
>>539680490Glad people appreciate shit like this.I'm so sick of everything being anti-chain, anti-luxury, anti-modern. Authenticity was refreshing in the 2010's, but it's drifted into people being anti-nice things generally.
>>539680728Niggers mostly live in the city. Wawas exist in philly, but they're way more common in suburbs and rural areas, and they're nice.People will shit-talk the decline in food quality, sure, but the locations are generally nice as long as you're not in a major city.
>>539678049>BucceesI don't understand this psyop.Wtf is it, a gas station? So the fuck what? Why is a gas station shilling their store on /pol/ all the time now? Buy an ad. Quit advertising your shit here. As a gas station, all you need to do to get customers is sell your gas cheaper than other gas stations. Ffs. Niggers.
>>539678188Pee in Buc-ee's
>>539682643I can work with that
>>539679792ur a fagit
>>539679091They are shitting up our board with this slop shop bullshit. Its insulting.JANNIENIGGERS it time for you to shine.
>>539682528It’s a level of excess that Europeans can only dream of. Very political
>>539679434>we had pedovore cannibals in the American elite confirmed recently?Qrd? I feel like I would've been the first to hear about this.
>>539679581Sounds like this place wastes a whole lot of food. They're probably one of those places that have their workers, routinely throw out massive quantities of perfectly edible food into the dumpsters.Probably on an hourly basis.
>>539679803They don't. Its internet advertisement slop.
>>539680914The fuck more do you need in a gas and slop shop?
>>539678529On point
If any of you incels want to know how to disarm any woman, you just have to wear a Buc-ee’s T-shirt. They are the kryptonite to feminism. They will instantly gravitate to you. I would go into this smoothie shop and college aged zoomettes working there would always talk and flirt with me and im in my 40’s. I do have a baby face tho but I’m certainly no Chad. Buc-ee’s shirts are a cheat code to get chicks interested. I’ve dated a couple zoomettes exclusively because of that shirt.
>>539682528It started during the World Cup with those austroturfed European tweets about this beaver station. All the right wing grifter media loaded up on it to equate it with American exceptionalism and nationalism. Now my guess is they are either gonna do a false flag Iranian terror attack on one of those to mobilise the population for a wider war against Iran or they try to engrave a positive association with gas stations in terms of convenience and wider slop consumption instead of rising gas prices.
>>539682796No one feels like an elite for shopping for their goyslop feed at a gas station. Anyone who does, is retarded.And I'm sure this place is expensive af. A frivolous waste. The same dumb niggers excited about a fucking gas station, are the ones posting " I can't afford groceries " threads and" why did mean daddy Trump make my eggs cost so much?!? " threads.The fuck is wrong with you people?
>>539683564Wow. Nobody would even remember 9/11 if they false flagged a Buc-ees.
>>539681001The food is actually average as fuck at best. Obviously it’s top tier food compared to other gas stations and even some diners. But if you are actually road tripping you can easily find hidden gems anywhere that are far superior. It’s fine tho if you are driving at night and nothing is open. But… the Philly cheese steak burrito is actually surprisingly really good.
>>539682703I wish my balls stored that much pee
>>539679966They literally have bathroom attendants whose whole job is to clean the bathroom after you use it. Their claim to fame is their clean bathrooms. More than the weird foods, it's the bathrooms.
>>539678444Warm pecans. You dont know the good life if you havent eaten them.
>>539678797This is why I am a fan of Kwik Trip Corp.
>>539680772Fuck. Casey's is awful. I was at a Casey's the other day. Cashier was Snapchatting before, during, and after ringing me up. The time before that, guy ringing me up literally said nothing and was wearing weird clothes, not the uniform. I will never eat anything but prepackaged food at Casey's. It's Kwik Star all the way for me.VOTED NO. 1 GAS STATION BRAND AND NO. 1 GAS STATION FOOD.
>>539683377DESU montanas equivalent to this goyslop shop is "town pump"some have wine, some have liquor, some have a good beer selection, but they all have cigarettes and an attached casino.
>American "culture">It's just going to a shopIdk how more mutts don't kill themselves
>>539684953This isn't true though. This is astroturfed all the way. Normal people don't get worked up over a gas station. This whole thing is gross, desu.
