Why do Americans like these MAGA churches so much?
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The less religion is about any rules or order, and the more accomodating it is to gay buttsex and race mixing, the better
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>>539685362this is america without niggers and jews. they put a man on the moon, you think they just gonna play a little jive guitar like the black church or light a few candles like the jews?
>>539685362Retards get bored very easily and need distraction or they will go nuts.
>>539685393Nah I reckon maga is more appropriate. There's a lot of parity with Trump's own events, along with his own cabinet's brand of evangelism and quoting Tarantino.
>>539685362>Why yes, I'm kind of a fundamentalist about everything in the Bible except specifically the things Jesus said, with an emphasis on anything he repeated several times and are found across the synoptic gospels because he didn't really mean them and its fine to just ignore those bits.
>>539685362this is how it should be
>>539685362and while we're on the topic of American Christians...
>>539685362>gigantic building>fantastic pageantryit's just the catholic church made more accessible (read: trashier) for today's grovellin' shlub.
>>539685773>>539685505You're a fake christcuck LARPer.
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>>539685362Boomers made gen-x and millennials puts down the Nintendo to forcibly go to church, my house my rules, if you don't like it fuck off. Well they did. Maybe they are trying to attract young people but only 60 year olds care.
>>539685362>gullible people who believe in sand nigger fairy tales are easily amusedYou don't say?
>>539685362Protestantism is heresy. It's not real Christianity. It's divorced from the church which is why you get all these weird sects and cult offshoots.
>>539686644ok papist
>>539685362Low iq. Christianity is the goyslop of religions anyway.
>>539685362For most "Christians" its more about what going to church signals as an identity, than it is actually studying a book and embodying its teachings.
>>539685362cursed shit
>>539685362All of the money spent on that show could've been given to the poor.
>>539685362>MAGA churchesAre you dumb? These churches have been around for much longer than Donald Trumps rabid political fanbase
Church is supposed to be a quiet place of prayer and self reflection.But self reflection is difficult to do, it requires an audit of your actions and is a high IQ trait. MIGGERS are just nigger level IQ and nigger level reading comprehension and will be awe struck if trump jingles a keychain in their faces. In other words they are subhuman like niggers and live for the moment so they need these flashy stuff and vibrant disco colors even in places of quiet worship. Hope this helps in understanding mega churches and why it's mostly consisted of MIGGERS
>>539685705truly the master race
>>539685705>this is america without niggers and jews. they put a man on the moonAmerica put a man on the moon due to a german scientist called wernher von braun who migrated to America in 40s after Nazis lost. If left for themselves the muttoids wouldnt even have accomplished low earth orbit
>>539685362It's not a church, it's a circus.
>>539685897That is the craziest false equivalence I ever heard. Catholic cathedrals are full of Biblical art, not clowns on trapezes.
>>539685362Dumb, modern Evangelical/Protestant American ethos, which includes:>heavy Zionist, Jewish, pro-Israel and pro-Jewish bias and influence>Protestant work ethic - glorification of “hard work”, including for a soulless c corporation, and “not being dependent on handouts” (welfare, financial assistance, socialized programs)>Prosperity Gospel - money as a unique good, even that God gives money as a reward to those who deserve it through “hard work” (related to last point), and hence the wealthy are good, powerful and successful for a reason>Cult-of-Personality shit - that various televangelists, Republican figures, or recently MAGA figures and Trump, are (again) uniquely good, worthy of respect, and inspiring - including for their wealth/success within the norms of modern American mainstream societyIt’s really vulgar and, ironically, anti-spiritual. Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven, as Jesus said.
>>539687394>But self reflection is difficult to do, it requires an audit of your actions and is a high IQ trait.This
>>539685831Look at em go!
>>539685927You're indian, nobody cares what you say street shitter
>>539687546>flag>the postI love when you little spics like to pretend in the event of total american failure you wouldn't also be dragged into the flaming wreckage
>>539685362But seriously, why do American christians practice satanic rituals like this?
>>539688854>santa claus is satanic>the nativity scene replete with camels is satanic>EVERYTHING IS SATANICjust sage yourself irl dude
>>539686644LOL. If you look at Jesus and his followers, they were just like some of today's weird little end-of-the-world sects with charismatic leaders.Protestantism was a back-to-the-roots movement.
>>539689054It is when it's portrayed as a circus, my evangelical idiot friend.
>>539689054Santa is just satan without the n.checkmate atheist.
>evangelicalsorry, I'm white, so it's science for mebut if you believe that a man came back from the dead then you are a clown and a circus act is befitting of your church service
>>539685362They're another product of TGA2 Electric Boogaloo bullshit, where any care for the Institutional church went out the window.Imagine this>you are of average to below average intelligence, and your parents/grandparents who were also of average to below average intelligence, raised you to be religious >you know next to nothing about theology, or the history of Christianity. All you know is what you were "taught" growing up by people who also didn't know anything besides what they were taught by people who ALSO didn't know anything, and so on and so forth>now as an adult you consider yourself religious and maybe you are fully committed to your idea of Christianity, but your comprehension of Christianity begins and ends with a vague idea of having a relationship with God and the Bible, being a "good person", and maybe trying to evangelise to others >and then here come the mega churches who look and sound exactly like the televangelists you grew up listening to, and have all the bright colors, loud noises, and group think a person like you could possibly wantAnd there you have it.
>>539689282Nah you're a complete idiot.
>>539685362This is as much of an abomination of Christianity as Satanism.
>>539685362Kek
