This just played on every Australiam phone nationwide
I didn't hear it
>>539687805......this is not worth posting.It's only a test anon
>>539687805Get used to it.We get them constantly because of divorced jeet mothers using it on their ex husbands.>abdul akdhjsadkjash is the suspect; the child is abreema aksdaljkdhasmohammed mohammed.Tornado three cities over? Here's an alert.2AM? Here's a test alertSilence the alert?Here's another one a few minutes later because eat shit, goy
>>539687805What time is it for you guys? This shit always goes off at like 3 AM or when I'm hungover in bed. But it's usually a black kid getting taken by their non-custodial dad, so I really don't care.
>>539687805Yep. I got spooked
>>539687982Lunchtime atm
>>5396879822pm. Monday.
>>539688077Why are you having lunch at fucking 2?
How many boomers went berserk?
>>539688129Its 12. Check your clock or move to a better state
>>539688197Kek. Probably all of them
>>539688197How many people just died in head on colissions?
>>539688235>anon is in QLDHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>539688077>>539688103Well, that sucks.>>539688251Hopefully all of them.
>>539687805why didn't I get one?
Anyone who had their phone on just got vaxxed by 5g sonic spike proteins. You'll be dead within 2 weeks.
>>539688266WA retard
>>539688251Not enough jeetsI want all the Camrys to get the jaws of life to remove dead poo, set to the Ganges
Didn't get it. I'm basically off-grid and shit rules. Remember to be scared about whatever they tell you to be scared about.
I don't have a phone but got an alert in my head! What does this mean?
>>539688555Youre the chosen one. Seek the eldar of troof in the local park nearby for more info
>>539688555You were in close proximity to someone with a 5g vaxx device. It's over for you.
>>539688395HAHAHAHAHA!
>>539687972Yes, I silenced amber alerts here in Texas because they were always some Mexican “kidnapping” his own children
>>539687805We get a lot of these, like the others say it's usually some domestic case where suspect and victim have the same last name etc.A few storm/weather event warnings too
>>539688725The thing that pisses me off about Amber alerts in TX is they're always like 200 miles away. Those niggers think I'm gonna be on the lookout for a blue GMC truck driven by "White male, Jose Gonzalez" at three in the morning when he's on the other side of the fucking state?
ATTENTION: NOTHING HAPPENED
>>539687805get ready for repeat custody alerts blaring on the phone "{name and description of parent} was last seen heading west from {city} with {child and description} if you see them contact local police.shit happens constantly in Canada it's the worst
>>539687805I got it on two devices. On one it says Critical AusAlert, and on the other it says Presidential Alert (in red)The rest of the message was the sameVery strange
I got these annoying things all the time During the Biden administration. Conditioned me to do the opposite. Last time I got that I went back to sleep in my upstairs bedroom when I got a tornado warning at 3 AM.
>>539687967WHAT ARE THEY PLOTTING THIS TIME???????
>>539689002Those alerts are a legal way for them to ping your phone and track exactly where everyone with a phone is. The do it more often for a reason, and it's not because they're trying to keep you or anyone not them safe.
>>539687805As I said in aus/pol/ it nearly caused a car crash.Everyone in front of me started kinda swerving and some slowing down causing several cars to near miss or not drive into the back of another vehicle.
>>539687805QLD Gov had a similar alert system using radio and TV stations for Child Safety.In the end it was abandoned because Baby Mammas were lodging kidnapping reports every time the Baby Daddy was late bringing little Johnny or Susie back from an access visit. I expect the mobile alerts will be abused somehow too
>>539687982Yea but I don't think our government would use our emergency alert system for civil crime unless the perpetrator is armed and roaming the streets while running from the police. We already got a system for that. They can send the out notifications to phones that are located or have been located in an area where they ask us pretty much if we have seen someone who was last witness on camera to have seen some missing person or some person the police are trying to arrest.The new system will be for bushfires, terrorist attacks or anything serious enough to alert a state or perhaps the whole country depending on what type of emergency we are dealing with.
>>539687805Imagine if some fucker hacked the system and sent an alert "NUCLEAR ATTACK IMMINENT"Nothing else. Just that.
>>539687805>inb4 they use this system to play "Acknowledgement of Country" every day 5 am sharpYou know it's gonna happen sooner or later.
>>539687805austral i am
>>539690507Like the Hawaiian sister fucker?
>>539687805Always do the opposite of what the alert tells you
>>539690507>Imagine if some fucker hacked the system and sent an alert "NUCLEAR ATTACK IMMINENT">Nothing else. Just that.God I hope I'm hanging out with my sister when that happens.
>>539687805Quick, rape every foid in sight. You don’t have much time left.
>>539687805And? We get these every few months
it's annoying. I would get rid of my cellphone but obviously I want the convenience of the my satanic pocket computer>*NEERRNUU NEERNNNUUU NEERNNUUU*>*NEERRNUU NEERNNNUUU NEERNNUUU*>*NEERRNUU NEERNNNUUU NEERNNUUU*funny enough I've never been around another person when the alarm has sounded. Dumb luck I guess. Wonder what it's like in a office with 50 middle aged women and all their cells start blaring.
>>539687805>deliberately went and disabled this shit ahead of time>somehow it turned back on and blasted me with noisefuck off
>>539687805It happened when I was at Woolies, but the alarm was going off over Woolies speaker system. I only got a message. I heard it would even go to phones without a Sim card, how the fuck does that work?
>>539687805Switch the fucking things off, mate.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1eiMqaKUgYE
You disable this shit in settings
>>539689002Aren't amber alerts literally run by satanist kike human trafficking rings, including Ghislaine's sisters?
>>539690438I know a cunt who does this and she actually kidnapped her child before
>>539687805Okay? We have the same thing here in the US. Especially places like Hawaii where foreign attacks are easier and also due to natural distaters.
>>539691491>I heard it would even go to phones without a Sim card, how the fuck does that work?Phones with no sim cards can still make 000 calls. The entire point of this trial system was to bypass providers so if telstra or vodaphone has an outage it still works
>>539691148There was a false incoming missile alert broadcast to Hawaii back in 2018. Needless to say everyone freaked out.
I have them all disabled. Even presidential alerts. If there's something important I'd find out on boards.4chan.org/tv/
>>539691858And by the way it literally said "missile inbound, seek shelter, this is not a drill." Not in those exact words but that pretty much sums it up.
ASS ALERT. CRIKEY DON'T STICK THE NUIFE IN YA BUM. OVER AND OUT AUSTRALIAN PM BRUCE McBRUCE
>>539691832Ah ok, thanks.
>>539687982>But it's usually a black kid getting taken by their non-custodial daddoubt>>539689413Like they need to do an alert to know where you are 24/7 from your phone. Like "legal" means anything anymore.>>539690507>"NUCLEAR ATTACK IMMINENT"I would add, "Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. Have a nice day!"
>>539687805Cant even disable this garbage on iphone
>>539692270Why would you lease a device from apple?
>>539692346The gf bought it for me couple years ago and I dont want to spend money on a new phone
>>539687805Not mine I turned the phone off.
>>539689253My phone also labeled it 'Presidential alert'Did they just copy the functionality from an American system?
>>539687805gotta keep the masses cortisol constantly spiked.
>>539691607powerful
>>539687805I was playing darktide at the time and it completely threw me off my game, I blame the government for this.
>>539687805If china had this then thousands of people wouldn't have died this month. Thank you australia, very cool.
>>539687972>Tornado three cities over? Here's an alert.The tornado alerts are SO FUCKING USELESS. The ONLY information it gives you is "there is a tornado in the mobile coverage area."What the FUCK is the mobile coverage area, assholes? When I'm coming home from work in the dark I need to know where the fucking thing actually is, so that I know if I need to stop at a farmhouse and beg the owners to let me shelter there.
>>539687805Yeah it scared the shit out of me when I was having a nap. It was worse than an anchor alarm.
I already knew they were going to be running a test but it didn't stop me from shitting myself and jumping out of bed thinking there was a chance the bombs have been launched. It was a bad time to pull an all nighter
>>539692673Tens of thousands, nay, millions, must die.
>>539688669Imagine living in likely NSW or VIC and laughing at others. Unless you're a TAS chad, you should be ashamed. Id rather live in SA than fucking VIC or NSW.T.Viccuck
>>539691607>video unavailable
>>539692215Depends on the alert. A black alert is almost always that.Nobody wants to steal black kids after dealing with them for fifteen minutes.
>>539691607Didn't work. Still got the alert at 2pm.
>>539693218So they block that in Aus eh?lolDownload Tor browser with bridges and watch from there.Alternatively, go into your phone settings, go to notifications and look for the emergency alerts/extreme alerts/government alerts whatever your phone describes them as, and simply switch them off.
>>539693216Oldina, Tassie :)
>>539693289Ah well. I forgot how cucked you are down under.
>>539693467I had video unavailable too and I live in England.I know we had a test of this thing a few years ago but hadn't had anything since, so it's not a big deal.But I understand in the USA they get alerts all the time for lost dogs and shit. I can't see Australia going down the same route as the mutts.
>>539693683>I can't see Australia going down the same route as the mutts.I can, we live in a fucking nanny state.
