What is a Brazilian? What does being Brazilian mean? Can anyone become Brazilian if they want to?
>>539705195>What is a Brazilian?A unit of the economic conglomerate known as Brazil>What does being Brazilian mean?Being part of the Brazilian social contract>Can anyone become Brazilian?In due time, everyone will be Brazilian, because everywhere will be Brazil.
>>539705195Brazil is short for cartel
You need to be able to drink 500ml of caipirinha to become one of us.
>>539705453Source on the tit queen
>>539705195>What is a Brazilian? Someone born and raised in Brazil. >What does being Brazilian mean? It means nothing beyond being born here. We don't share many values and ideals as a people. >Can anyone become Brazilian if they want to?Don't think so, no. If one is a foreigner and raise their kids here, they might be brazilian. Otherwise, I adivse against becoming brazilian as an adult.
>>539705460Cartels are where drugs are made.Drugs are not made in Brazil; we just export.
>>539705195>What is a Brazilian?a citizen of brazil>What does being Brazilian mean? Being brown while thinking your white, hypersexual, double digit IQ, and worshipping nazis>Can anyone become Brazilian if they want to?Yes
>>539705195Brazil was the first Freemason experiment nation of race mixing and creating the new world order mongrelized slave race
>>539705515There are many ways to become Brazilian.You can live here for half a decade without committing a crime.You can retire here.You can open a business here and hire at least 2 people.Literally, one of the easiest countries to immigrate to.
>>539705504There you gohttps://celeb.gate.cc/fabiana-britto/gallery.html
>>539705521>we just exportAnon..
>>539705594And you wonder why no one ever protests every time Poland is partitioned or occupied...
>>539705600what's the catch?
>>539705471I could use some caipirinha right about now actually.
>>539705606Thanks anon she is 40 and 90% plastic. Its over
>>539705691If caipirinhas are the Brazilian national drink, what is Portugal's national drink?
>>539705637We really don't produce drugs.Neither does Venezuela for a simple reason. The plant that is used to produce cocaine needs high altitudes. Like, Andes tier of high altitude.We tried...
>>539705600>>539705655The catch is no brazilian you see you as a 'zilian. You'll always be the exquisite gringo people show you around as a curiosity.
>>539705655There is no catch. We are just poor.
>>539705515are the natives in the rainforest "Brazilians" too, or wha? given that they're completely removed from the 21st century.
>>539705755I'd say Vinho do Porto, although it's named after a city in specific. Caipirinha is more suited for hot days though.
>>539705821How about cachaça?
If Brazil is so great why do they call their language Portuguese? Can't you make your own Brazilian conlang?
>>539705810Complex subject.Technically speaking, the majority of the Brazilian population has a noticeable indigenous DNA (about 40% have mtDNA from america). Our brown people are brown because they are heavily mixed with natives, not blacks.But we only call Indians the ones who actually live in reserves. This is why we only have 2% of natives, but 1/4 of the people actually look like natives.Natives living in reserves are allowed to have their own laws, but they are also allowed to vote and are forbidden from working in normal jobs because leftists don't want them to stop living like shit.
>>539705893That is Brazilian.Portugal has its own high spirits make with wine waste (often used to sterilize medical tools due its crazy high alcohol content)
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>>539705453I don't know whether to wrap you in the American flag and give you a kiss, or whether to wrap the flag around your neck and wrench till your head comes off.
>>539705893Sure that could work too in a number of applications. Although that one's very related with Brazil I think. (caipirinha still wins for hot tho imo)
>>539705195>What is a Brazilian? What does being Brazilian mean?Ça dépend.
>>539705955are there any further plans to deforestate more of the Amazon? i mean sure there's still lots of it, but it'll stop being... what will happen?
>>539706000We’re Whiter than you now. Just so you know.
>>539705955Nigger
>>539705895Why go through all that work when we can just steal their language and make it the most popular version
>>539705893Licor do Beirão may be a suitable portuguese choice for hot days, by putting some ice in it.
>>539706195>These percentages vary significantly by individual and by geographic regionMutt education has reached the levels in which they can’t even read their own AI slop.
>>539706119There is both legal and illegal deforestation.Legal deforestation is when you use corruption and bribes to cut a good chunk of the forest while you pretend you are doing something "sustainable."The husband of the current environment ministry is known for this. He cut more trees than anyone else alone on the planet, but because he greenwashed it, every leftist thinks he is a saint.And there is the illegal deforestation, which used to be for logging, but now it has become incredibly difficult (and expensive, because you need to bribe too many people) and also for cattle. Cattle farmers are the main ones responsible for forest shrinking nowadays, and the government often tries to look the other way because bovine meat is one of our biggest exports.Technically speaking, we are severely reducing forest loss. Most of the fires that you read about actually happen in places that are simple prone to fires since forever (it's part of the ecosystem and the whole place burns every 5 years due vegetative waste accumulated there)Also, there is no farming in the forest. There are barely any roads to begin with. The soil of the amazon is actually shit unless you just want to grow pasture.
>>539706162Explain
>>539706493Hi, Jason. Did you convert to judaism after all?
>>539706624Nope. Dick still intact. Did russians at least gave you a visa? Rubles are worth less than bananas these days.
>>539706447very interesting, but when it comes to ur cities i can only think of Sao Paulo n Rio, but also know that u have other cities that r around 2 to 3m each, n that major city right in the heart of the Amazons (Manaus no?), n so u only like have two megacities that are are like way more than 10m n ur biggest city which has around 22m+, the only n biggest city (which is also our capital), it's only around 2m or so (of u include the suburbs too), n so ur cities feeeel sooo huge.
>>539706735Nah, they just took Donetsk instead. Right after I curbstomped you into submission catalog-wide.
>>539705895It's the same thing with USA. Their language is English, or American English to be precise, yet no one in the world speaks in "Oi mate, jolly good day" style.
>>539705453Are there really people called Deividsson in Brazil?
>>539705195>What is a Braziliango read Gilberto Freyre and Darcy Ribeiro for a general idea.
>>539707145And there quite a few that is called Michael Jackson too
>>539707145deividsson is not even that bad, nigger names here are crazy
>>539705195a better question is:How do you know someone is Brazilian?Dont worry, they'll tell you
>>539707145Niggers, brownoids and slum dwellers have all kinds of stupid names.
>>539705453>In due time, everyone will be Brazilian, because everywhere will be Brazil.This is it.Nobody could saw it comming besides ppl with real vision
>>539707145Deividsson is one the least mangled poor brazilian names. Starting in the 50s until the mid 2000s, poor people used to give their children vaguely english sounding made up names (and rich people did it too but they mostly stopped in the 70s, e.g. Ayrton Senna). Then they started giving children vaguely italian sounding names (with some actually correctly spelled italian names mixed in there) and idk what they name their children now.
>>539707798>P futurg é verde>Café do (nothing) I'll take being a vassal of Brazil over the USA anyday, but this looks dystopian af.
>>539707888gael, ravi, enzo and other names that will sound ridiculous once they stop being an infant
>>539707953we're like that but without all the shiny lights, crackheads would steal all the copper cables
>>539707798Instead of sleek, tall and impressive buildings it'll be just a favela
>>539705195Brownzilian
>>539708430In Botafogo and Flamengo neighborhoods? Doubtful. They already have their local favela that feeds drugs to rich kids.
>>539705195>What is a Brazilian?A nigger mutt?
>>539707798Cyberpunk 2077 Brazil Edition
>>539708598So not so different from your melungeons?
>>539705810Says fucking who? Most of them are like the Amish, just because they dress like they do it doesn't mean they don't have electricity and internet.
>>539707427And dont forget Micheal Douglas too
>>539707145There have been like 50 newborn babies named Haaland since the end of the World Cuphttps://exame.com/pop/haaland-conquista-os-cartorios-49-bebes-recebem-nome-do-atacante-em-pernambuco/
>>5397051951.A citizen of Brazil 2.To be a citizen of Brazil3. Yes if he is a citizen of Brazil
>>539705195The yellow in the Brazilian flag represents the Housenof Habsburg. Therefore Brazil is rightfully Austrian soil.
>>539711294I thought Mexico was supposed to be Austrian soil.
>>539705453>>539706072Do White brazilian cuties like spaniard bulls?
