Ok kiddies. As a former ROK conscript soldier, I will tell you how to evade the draft if you really dont want to die for Israel. The most certain way is to cut your index finger (by accident) so you cant shoot a weapon. Do not pee or poo your pants in front of recruiters because they wont give a fuck about that and it wont work.
>>539708130i think you could still work in artillery or something
>>539708130the pee and poo advice is so dumb. all they'd do is hose you down and beat the shit out of you till you stop
>>539708130That's retarded. Just stab the recruiter with a knife.
>>539708199Artillery men should also have the capability to shoot a firearm. Unless it's not a 'scraping the barrel' situation, they wont take you.
>muh trigger finger99.9% of military service is just unskilled labor and you aren’t required to be a proficient marksman
>american draft coming>american anons escape to Leaftopia>they don't know>american anons are trapped in Leaftopiabe careful...
>>539708355it doesn't work that way anon
not this shit again
>>539708130Just say no.
I'm still pooping myself for good measure
>>539708130What if I just start jerking off in front of them?
I am a schizoid. Medically unfit
>>539708355nearly everyone is trained to use weapons though even if they don't use them in their day-to-day
>>539708522Not gonna work>>539708533That's why draft exists anon. To take people like you.
Just say you hate Israel and jews
>>539708130Literally kys jewDon't listen to this jeet or Jew
>>539708130Americans have been unqualified for every job opening in the last twenty years. Only way to build an army is to draft Indians.
>>539708287This. They'll stop grabbing people if they're getting stabbed for it. Honestly, if I get drafted I'm killing CO's and friendlies
>>539708660Stfu. Your country let bibi fly over Rome. You're a total disgrace to your ancestors
>>539708427Kek
>>539708287>>539708705This is retarded because it does nothing to hold the draft supporters accountable. You don't wait for the draft officers to pull your card, you simply shoot as many Jews as you can the second word gets out that there's a draft. If every Goy shot just one Jew, these bullshit wars would last a month before the announcement that "America has no appetite for foreign wars." and the surviving Jews would run for the airports. Unfortunately, this means that many Americans (or Europeans) resisting the draft would die resisting the draft. It is better to die on your own soil, defending your homeland and people, than it is to die 1000 miles away blown up by some random drone.
>>539708130Just sexually harass every soldier you see. Constantly try grabbing them and exposing yourself every chance you get.
>>53970892423th post correct post.
>>539708130Nah, just poop and pee your pantsPOO + PEE = NO DRAFT FOR ME
>>539708924>Just sexually harass every soldier you see. Constantly try grabbing them and exposing yourself every chance you getGood luck with that.
>>539708130Just tell the draft officer your loyalty is to the enemy and you're looking forward to racking up some kills for the other team. Learn the other side's ideology to make it convincing
>>539708130Just start shooting up the place when they hand you a loaded weapon. If they're stupid enough to give you another one, do the same. Let them know that you can't be trusted.EZPZ
I'm medically disqualified because of a congenital heart condition. Go die for Israel, mutts.
>>539708379My uncle did that during Vietnam. He stayed there and married some cute redhead. His kids, my cousins, moved back down to California though in the 80s, though I think they regret that nowadays.
Just keep asking "why" a lot, like a little child. That's going to break anybody to the point of them trying jail you for undermining the war effort. When it court just keep doing it.
>>539709151Pro tip: bring some enemy ideology printed on pamphlets and distribute it to your fellow draftees to show that you're serious. I knew a man who got out of Vietnam like this. They couldn't even put him in jail because he showed up when drafted and followed all their instructions, but never signed anything
>>539708130I actually lost my fore finger when I was a child because I put it in the small gap where the door is connected to the wall and it shut. But I want to join the draft to kill mutts. What do?
>>539708130I'm past my prime. We would need to be in serious trouble for them to come pick me up.Millenial bros, we survived the draft.
>>539709201Dude have you seen the drone videos they have in Russia/Ukraine? You got old people with hunch backs and gray hairs getting blown up. If the beast system wants bodies for the meat grinder they're gonna take you regardless of what bullshit you have in your body
>>539709332>But I want to join the draft to kill mutts. What do?pakistan is the little bitch baby of the USthey're basically our diplomatic outpost in the middle east
>>539709400>Iran is just a few miles away
>>539708130I'm like Dillinger. There is no way I'm cutting off both my trigger fingers. I'll use them first. Fuck You.
>>539709311No you'll get beaten up by other conscripts. Think of it as a prison.
>>539709321Idk man, this is a holy war for jews and I dont think bibi and trump will let that slide. It's not a war against rice farmers Imao
>>539708130What happens if I just answer every question and only respond to every order or statement with nigger and faggot?
>>539708130Very smart; now you'll be forced to fight and miss part of a finger or more. You think the sociopathic mafia that controls every normalfag egregore has any reservations about sending the handicapped to war? They have no qualms about killing you, so why the fuck would they care about your finger or anything else? Nigger monkey.
>>539709110>implying I’d even get to basic training after molesting the recruiting officer
Trying to plead or mutilate yourself out of the draft serves power, as it leaves them with the moral right to draft;>Oh yes you can draft, I'm just exempt from it according to the rules you set. Go on ahead and take everyone but me, it is right good and proper for you to do so.And at any time they can just decide according to their rules that you tacitly granted legitimacy that your excuse no longer applies.The only reliable and good way to avoid the draft is to destroy the government's moral right to draft. It's bodily integrity; if you don't have the ability to deny the use of your body to the government, what rights do you have? The government has no right to demand your loyalty at that level. Even in good times it doesn't have that right, but in this economy? With these immigration policies? They're shipping in your replacements every day, letting women shit all over you, denying you jobs and dignity, inflating your currency, stagnating your wages, keeping boomers house-rich at your expense...and they want you to go die for their geopolitical goals? While the material defense of the country is left completely unattended?A draft is illegitimate at every level and should be treated that way. You're not going to dodge the draft, you're not going to avoid the draft, you're going to face it and destroy it, together with everyone else who thinks the way you do, which is every young man on this entire fucking continent. You're not going to pretend the enemy is "over there." You're going to state boldly and loudly that your enemy lives in your borders and waves your flag.
>>539709368Same, but I wouldn't mind going. Not like I have a family, or a house, or a career. At least going I could feel something for once.
>>539709311Socrates would approve.
>>539708287>just mutilate yourself broNaw I've already been mutilated and I know where my opps live it's just a matter of time now
>>539709580You'll be sent to marines and likely die first
I'm 50 so I doubt they'd draft me for a combat role considering my eyesight is horrible, I have a hernia, and lots of back issues/blood pressure meds.I wouldn't mind being drafted for support work, like loading trucks, working the kitchen, or clerical shit though. As long as I'm paid and get health benefits.
>>539708130>The most certain way is to cut your index finger (by accident) so you cant shoot a weapon.
>>539709660>send me
Instructions unclearcut off draft officers fingersit worked anyway
>>539708287>"excuse me sir, do you have a cigarette?"
>>539709713Like I said, if I'm in no risk of getting gibbed by muzzies and can make money and get benefits out of it, sure.I'm still a kike-hater, racist asshole whose post history here is worse than most of you, but it beats doing nothing.
>>539709608I have all of that, so I really don't want to die for Israel.
>>539708333what about the left hand, gringo ?
>>539708130Nothing ever happens
>>539709660>I have a hernia>support work, like loading trucksSo one of your nuts is jutting out but you want to load trucks? Makes sense
>>539708287>>539708333You won't do SHIT lil' Timmy
>>539708130There have been threads farding and shidding over le draft for at least three years now. They don't need a meatgrinder to depopulate people when nobody can afford to have kids in the first place.
>>539709891right hand would suffice
>>539708130>telling draftees to mutilate themselves instead of simply shooting the draft officers in the face
Nothing will stop us from drafting 18-25 year old males. You will comply with the draft or we will shoot you.
>>539709151
>>539708130theres not going to be a draft, you cant just snatch young men from the streets like they do with slavs, the west is too individualistic & wont have any of it, hence why they need to stage false flag terror like 9-11 to cause such an enormous outrage the goyims enlist voluntarily—we live in a soft tyranny, no one is directly forcing you at gunpoint, just like with the vax, they just put so much psychological pressure on you that many buckle under the weight & peer pressure—
>>539708130I’m already medically ineligible I’m not hacking off my finger
>>539709936Hopefully they find peace in heaven
>>539709151.
>>539708287There is no such thing as a "recruiter". ALL Americans are recruited when they turn 18. You will receive a letter in the mail with a date and location to show up. If you fail to show, then the police will knock on your door.
>>539708130During my time we could evade conscription just by being gay or getting HIV
>>539709702
i am not going
>>539710112>draft officersno such thing
>>539710261Yeah so the police are the recruiters
>>539708130>Do not pee or poo your pants in front of recruiters because they wont give a fuck about that and it wont work.lol, they used to post the pant shitting tutorial all the time, then i posted this quote:“In this endeavor [to fulfill his goals] he [the Jew] is aided by an underdeveloped sense of what might be termed personal dignity. It costs him less effort to deny himself when it comes to achieving the predetermined objective.”Theodor Fritsch, The Handbook of the Jewish Question (29th ed.), 1923“In purely physical terms, one observes among Jews a particular prevalence of obesity; of digestive disorders—including diabetes and hemorrhoids—and of rectal prolapse*, which those liable for conscription in Galicia could readily induce at will in order to prove themselves unfit for military service [...]”Gottfried Feder, Das neue Deutschland und die Judenfrage. Diskussionsbeitrag, Rüdiger (C. E. Krug), Leipzig 1933 (Originaltitel: Der Jud ist schuld)_*Rectal prolapse (Prolapsus recti) may occur without any symptoms, but depending upon the nature of the prolapse there may be mucous discharge (mucus coming from the anus), rectal bleeding, degrees of fecal incontinence, and obstructed defecation symptoms.
>>539710321the ted nugent draft made me belly laugh
>>539709605How compelling, face the wallNever in history have untrained civilians toppled anyoneYou know who dodged compulsory militia service? White french haitians, you know who served? Washington, de Louverture, Napoleon, the red guards that seized St Petersburg, CaesarWithout force your not toppling shit
>>539710325what do you call them then, kidnappers?
>>539710261Then stab the police with a knife. You can add as many layers of bureaucracy as you want but somewhere down the line someone has to get within stabbing distance.
>>539710335Not really, no. There is no such thing as you are automatically recruited when you turn 18. They are just police enforcing the law. When you break the law you face the consequences.
>>539710384>>539710321german original:„Zu Hilfe [bei der Erfüllung seiner Ziele] kommt ihm [dem Juden] hierbei der geringer entwickelte Sinn für das, was man die persönliche Würde nennen kann. Es kostet ihm weniger Anstrengung, sich selbst zu verleugnen, wenn es gilt, das vorgegebene Ziel zu erreichen.“Theodor Fritsch, Handbuch der Judenfrage (29. Aufl.), 1923„Im rein Körperlichen bemerkt man an den Juden besondere Häufigkeit der Fettsucht, der Verdauungskrankheiten mit Zuderkrankheit und goldener Ader, des Mastdarmvorfalls*, den die Stellungspflichtigen in Galizien ohne weiteres künstlich hervorrufen konnten, um sich als militärisch untauglich zu erweisen [...]“Gottfried Feder, The new Germany and the Jewish question. Discussion contribution, 1933 (original title: The Jew is to blame)_*Mastdarmvorfall (Prolapsus recti), Symptome: Darmvorfall, Nässe, Blutverlust, Schleimabgang, Stuhlinkontinenz in 50 bis 70 % der Fälle
>>539710133Thank God so many young white men have nothing to lose since you people voted to steal from them over the last 40 years. Thank your mom and dad for voting for this when your recruiter friends get ambushed by civilians who both have nothing to lose and also hate you and your race. >>539708287>>539708211>>539708199
>>539708130my sisters ex (ex soldier) got called up for afganistan part 2 a few years ago. he took as many drugs as he could (speed, ecstasy, coke, weed, whatever) to fail the drug test and claimed he was now a druggy so he couldn't go. he was told that even if he was a homeless crackhead they'd put him rehab for 6 months then ship him out.in the end he failed his hearing test and didn't go. i'm colourblind, thus exempt. either fail your hearing test or claiming colourblindness seems to be the best out.
>>539710184You won't do shit HansMutts wont do shit
>>539710428Nigger Zogbot dronefodder
>>539708130I’m just not gonna go? Rifle in the corner will dissuade drafters from entering.
>>539710442>police are just enforcing the law of recruiting you for the draftYeah so the police are the recruiters
>>539708130If they draft you have to gather into the largest group possible and violently protest.And you have to do it in an undeniable way, It has to be>im not going to war, for isreal.
>>539708130let me introduce you to the concept of 'fragging'
>>539710438Plenty of body-cam vids showing how that turns out.
>>539708130I'll just show my foreskin. That exempts me from being a slave for kikes
>>539708130I'll just refuse. Can't make me do things. Kill me if you must. I don't care to die anyway. But I won't fight for men. Humans are scum. I'd see them all perish before I thought to lend them a hand.
>>539708130just cut off your dick—they want all the good white men either dead or castrated—
Can't you just say "the holocaust didn't happen"? It's illegal to say that in all of their other countries.
>>539710494>Yeah so the police are the recruitersso as soon as there is a draft all state employees automatically become fair game?
Wouldn't it be easier to just become an alcoholic?
>>539708130There are 10,000 other jobs you can do in the us military without the tip of your index finger. For example: empty and clean the shit barrels, carry ammunition, or any other disgusting or back breaking laborious task they can think of. If a real draft happens youre not getting out of it. Lucky for you the us military doesnt want fat retarded retards who've never exercised a day in their life so all of you should just relax and continue to play vidja and masturbate which will surely solve all of your problems and bring you a deep sense of purpose.
>>539708130lol even downies are considered not disabled enough to be setn to the front-lines—
>>539710618It's easiest to just say no and stop needing excuses.
>>539708130>just pull the trigger with your middle finger
>>539710184Correct.And it works. You'll do what they want or they will destroy your worthless lives.
>>539710555Just as many drone vids showing what happens if you don't resist.
>>539709936Have they ever tried fragging
>>539710428America has something called Selective Service. When you turn 18 you are automatically registered for the draft within 30 days. You will receive a letter in the mail telling you when and where to go. If you refuse, you will be committing a federal felony.
>>539708887Literally this is the actual free man's response to this bullfuckery.As soon as the draft is called, go to a Recruiter's office and drive a home-made bomb through it. Kill any soldier you see in uniform. Any veteran active duty service member in your area, you and your friends make it clear to him>take down that fucking US flag and understand if anything happens to any of us, at all, we will blame you first>if i stub my toe drunk going to take a piss at 2AM, i'm blaming you and coming over here and killing your whole family and then you>so make it clear what side you're on and if i don't believe you for a second i'm gonna take you out in front of your rugrats right now and give them the standard rpg character backstory specialTar and feather all government officials; make it clear to even the local administration in your area, any support for the Union or this bullshit war is a slow and horrible death - for them first, if they're lucky, and not the people they love. Kill that bitch-ass DA's favorite duck hunting dog in front of him; hold him down, skin it alive and watch him crack as he realizes that his wife is next. Keep going until they unequivocally renounce their allegiance to the Federal Government they are a target of opportunity.Fuck it, don't even tell them why you're doing it. Let these oh-so smart beauracrats who know so much better than us plebians about what's good for us figure it out on their own. Put the fear of God in them - no, put the fear of Hell itself in them until they see you as Jesus Christ Himself that they have to beg and plead in front of for salvation from your righteous indignation.Or when this shit starts be a different brand of bitch and mutilate yourself or crap yourself like a toddler. History will judge you for your actions.
>>539710680That level of retardation only happened in late nazi germany or 2026 ukraine
>>539708130>cut your own finger.You'll be sent as cannon fodder anyway these are jews were dealing with.There are much better tactics described by Alenski. You have to fight back. Consider it war before they get you.
>>539710321>and then we told them to shit themselves in public—
>>539708130I will avoid the draft by the killing the draft niggers at my door.
>>539710494nope. they are enforcing the law of punishing you for refusing a lawful federal order.
>>539709440You point being? Islamo jeet
>>539708738Show skin jeet
>>539710836its going to be a ninja android
>>539709778Kek>go to a gas station, and pick up a weapon
Who’s gonna fuck all the Zommettes left behind?Send me!
>>539710836>niggersNiggers will be who you will be spending the rest of your life with locked in a prison cell.
>>539708130>tfw I lost my middle finger many years ago and can still get draftedACK
>>539708130Just get swastika and 1488 tattoos
>>539710887It's 1 :10 right now in my shithole. Im not a poojeet.
>>539710712>You'll do what they want or they will destroy your worthless lives.have you even read what i wrote above? there is not going to be direct force involved, just coercion & psychological pressure, if you remain strong & dont care about normie & women opinions you have proven yourself to be the supreior autists chad—after the disaster of 'nam & conscripts fragging their officers while they slept, the establishment got more careful—
>>539708130Instead of maiming yourself like the servile chink that you are, how about you blow off the head of the officers enforcing the draft and even form groups with other men trying to avoid the draft, pr is that too much individualism for your confuscian hivemind bug-brain that worships authority just because of the position without any care for merit that deems it worthy?
>>539710468All of those people got to own houses and live the American dream unlike today’s zoomers
>>539710980this, it doubles as a way to take yourself out of the gene pool. win/win.
>>539708887This, this and this
>>539710552Your officer will be a draftee himself.
>>539710406No ablo Espanol
>>539710655The last defender of Stinky.
>>539710555>Dying fighting for enemy is worse than being kidnapped by them and forced into a meatgrinder to kill and get killed by your enemies enemy.Fighting back is the correct solution.
>>539708130
>>539710762bs, no one is going>muh felonyno one cares—in the us the govt is but a interest group amongst others, hence why they have to flex their strength to keep the sheeple in line, waco, ruby ridge, unnecessary application of force to scare the rest from going rogue—the govt is insecure thus it has to larp as powerful—
>>539711102Im sorry for the average zoomer in America. No pussy, no real job, cant buy a shitty house and now they have to die in some unknown ditch in Iran
>>539710765Unfathomably based And they say/Pol/'s dead
>>539711038Kys poojeet
>>539708130You better do more than that
>>539711179Suit yourself.
The real way to avoid it is to be diagnosed with something psychotic like bipolar disorder or schizophrenia and treated in a mental facility for suicidal tendencies
>>539710765>and give them the standard rpg character backstory specialCold
>>539708287Just suicide bomb him you loser. You'll kill him and his goons
>>539709608but thats exactly why you shouldnt be going, you have nothing to fight for, why fight for someone else's families and wifes like a cuck
>>539711245why do you think im a pajeet?
>>539711285You should rather die fighting zog than fighting for them.The threat of death is nothing when complying is the same result death. Thus the logical move is to not comply.
>>539711197Not every generation is as fortunate as boomers or Gen X. Some generation will need to sacrifice more for Freedom. Keep this in mind.Americans will happily kill an entire generation of young men to prevent communism from taking hold in this country.
>>539708130Try writing a huge swastika on your draft papers. I'm not sure if it would work in the US, but it would work in Germany, because that is a criminal offense.
>>539711309Kinda wish i would have that trait.
>>539708287this.the true test of a man is how he reacts to government agents who intend to force him into the trenches. you'll get one chance to resist, and you can't carry around an unpinned grenade forever.
>>539711108Have fun passing on your genes when you're dying for Israel
>>539711194Maybe flooding your country with muslims was a good thing after all!
>>539711214>>539711309Thanks, Frens.
>>539708130Why are you in Korea and why do you flood this place with your trash? Please kys sukdeep randikshit
>>539711506How the shit do you even pronounce this?
>>539708130>Ok kiddies. As a former ROK conscript soldier, I will tell you how to evade the draft if you really dont want to die for Israel. The most certain way is to cut your index finger (by accident) so you cant shoot a weapon.In napoleonic times, peasants were pulling out their front teeth for the similar reason.
>>539711421
>>539711499They will stop your credit cardYour social security numberYour benefitsOr your job
>>539708130Just yell about how much you hate niggers.
>>539708287>he thinks it'll be one guyThe entire purpose of ICE is to give Americans the Ukrainian treatment and van them to war
Just get yourself a DJI agricultural drone and fill the tank with Carfentanyl-DMSO.
>>539711604So they couldn't spit anymore?
>>539708130Thanks for the advice, gookanon, but I think I'll just kill them until they kill me back
Just get "hate symbol" tattoos, easy.The ADL even has a database of them, it's very convenient!
>>539711440>draft papersit isn't 1940 anymore, hans
>>539708130Conscripts don't need to fire weapons, only catch enemy ordinance.
>>539708130this nigga cut off his finger
>>539711613You should agree retard.
>>539709580>What happens if I just answer every question and only respond to every order or statement with nigger and faggot?In Czech book "The Good Soldier Svejk" there was a med student that was doing everything to not finish his studies, and on the final exams he replied "kiss my ass" on every question, so comission decided, he's good enough to become a military doctor. So you can end like this anon>>539709659 said.
>>539711690Checkmate Vannies.
>>539708130>Avoiding draft 101I just changed my address to an abandoned unit in the blackest projects in town. When they come looking for me they'll find plenty of "new recruits" instead.
They started the sovcit epidemic to fuel the upcoming civil war.
>>539711771>this nigga cut off his fingerActually he was Yakuza goon that failed his boss
>>539711690>>539711850This surely worked for the ukrainian nazis who arent fighting on behalf of a kike right now.THEY WANT YOU DEAD.fighting back is the only recourse.
>>539711617No need for that.American basic training is the best in the world. They have a lot of experience making young men comply with military orders. After a few weeks of brainwashing, all of the shitheads in this thread will happily die for Israel or America or whatever the Government tells them to do.
>>539711889>stops your phone and credit card until you show upFAFO
>>539711159Stalin, Bismark, Cromwell, Tokugawa, Porfirio..You know who didnt serve? The 1848 mobs, the peasant rebels of anytime anyplaceIm all for being retarded and this wont topple anything
Lmao americans are going to go die for israel.
>>539711935Good thing we aren't talking about Ukraine or Ukrainians isn't it dipshit?
>>539710459Seems pretty easy to just lie and fail the hearing/colorblind tests. >oops didn't hear that hehe
>>539711935Difference is that the Amerimutt military is a conglomeration of spics, browns and niggers, Whereas Jewkraine military are mainly homogeneous slavs. Visible "white supremacy" tattoos would never be allowed. You'd cause a massive commotion just walking from one end the base to the other.
>>539708130You don't need an index to dig a trench or to move logistic. But nice try glowie, but I'm tired to tell you how I intend to fuck with you. How about you tell us how you intend to draft us for a change ?
>The most certain way is to cut your index finger (by accident) so you cant shoot a weapon.>huuuuuurrrr DDUUUUUUUR!You realize not all draftees were assigned to combat duty, yes? They'll assign you to a factory.
>>539711617>"OMG! NOT MY BENEFITS!"the fate that awaits a draftee is often far worse than a man living in the wilderness and fighting his oppressors. Do you think either of these guys ever imagined that they would be naked, in a hole, fighting for his life?
>>539711993No phone for zoomers would be worse than dying for Israel.
>>539708130>Pulls meth pipe next to recruiter >Inhales huge toke right in from of him>Blows smoke right in to his faceSorry cadet Hernandez, as you can see, I am kind of busy right now, can't go die for isrull right now, but hey!, I'll keep you wife company
>>539712029>The jews will surely not send me to die if they know i'm a nazi.>just ignore Ukraine it would never happen to me.Nigger you're retarded. Enjoy dying for israel then you coward
>>539710468dumbass what part is confusing you?>never getting vaxxed>step on my property and ill fuck you upproblem?>>539710765yeah if they really tried I could see this happening.
>>539712069They could easily just group you all together. Or force you to have it removed at base.
>>539711926no he still has the listening finger
>>539711976Nigger, Americans are not the dumb cattle you paper Americans think we are.People signed up for the military willingly back then because we believed already in what we were fighting about. It is not the same country anymore and the Army especially as an institution isn't the same anymore. No amount of, "brain-washing," is gonna make people go along this time.
>>539711993I would literally start robbing people to survive like I was playing RDR2 IRL if they did that and then they'd have to explain why taking my shit over refusing to fight in a war nobody wanted in the first place was such a great idea after all.
>>539712194Maybe I'll see you out there.
>>539708130If a perosn in authority calls on you to go a mile with him, go two miles.It's entirely understandable, though, to not want to die for the Synagogue of Satan, nor should a man ever have to take the life of another man, let alone for the sake of "orders"The correct answer is, you decline based on conscience and offer voluntary social service as an alternative.
>>539712228Yeah bro, they'd really have a skin-head detachment on base, and risk literal localized race wars to happen. Or a laser tattoo removal unit.
>>539710612No just the ones who knock on your door and try to take you away for the draft
>>539712123>>539712194This is a lecture about how to avoid draft legally and not how to become domestic terrorist. It's your choice anons. <3
>>539711993>"heh, they can just turn off your credit card and facebook account. Checkmate"Oh you are right I better just get in the trench
>>539711617Why do you think digital ID is enforced?It will be tied to your coming CBDCs, social credit and carbon credit scores monitored and policed by AIThey'll know where everyone is.And if you don't comply they simply lock your account
>>539710875>refusing a lawful federal orderOh "A" lawful order huh?What order would that be?Would it perhaps be the draft order?Would they perhaps be enforcing compliance with the draft?Yeah so the police are the recruiters.
>>539712481There is no legal way to avoid a draft if drafts are legal, since the draft can just decide it doesn't care about whatever you did. You're asking the system for permission to avoid the system. That's retarded.
>>539712142Am I a coward or am I dying for Israel lmao make up your mind you retarded faggot
>>539708287Good idea>1 less ZOGbot>you'll be sent to a room with free food and a bedA win-win
>>539712432They want you dead.Letting the niggers kill you on base is also on brand for kikes.Fact is a hate symbol isnt going to stop them trying to kill you.You either fight back or die, simple as.
>>539712295Like I posted earlier in this thread.American zoomers WILL serve their country whether they like it or not. Failure to serve will only prove to the Government that this country has no use for them. And if zoomers somehow think they will turn this country into something socialist/communist , they would be horribly mistaken. America will gladly execute an entire generation of young people before this country falls to communism.
>>539712552Idk man im just telling you how to break the system. All military personnel should be capable of shooting a firearm and it's a global standard. If you cant harm others, this is one way to avoid it in a extreme case of draft. It's your choice <3
>>539712592The cowards are the ones dying for israel.You'll be both because you refuse to fight back against the people who want to kidnap you and send you to die for them.
>>539712481injuring yourself to avoid the draft is not legal, faggot. Normally I would just say "look forward to the footage of your nuts getting cut off with razer knife", but it seems that you were chemically castrated a long time ago
Just tell them your grandma was jewish, they'll leave you alone or make you MP
LOLIt's funny reading all these posts by young internet posting people who know nothing. America has a rich history of getting young people to fight wars and you are no different. You will go to war when your Government tells you to or you will be punished for you treason and imprisoned. Simplle as that.
>>539712547no they aren't enforcing compliance. compliance is up to you. police are not considered military, therefore they can not legally enforce a draft. enforcement is handled at the federal level. if you refuse a lawful federal order, then the police can arrest you no different than if you run a red light. civil law enforcement agencies have no role in the Selective Service System, but once you break a US law they can arrest you. that's how laws work.
>>539712813The prosecutors should look up to your case and have to prove that you did it to avoid draft. If they cant prove it you win <3
>>539708130>>539708199>>539708211>draft avoidance threadlol just say the loud noises in boot camp caused you to become psychotic on day 4 and then retire young for life.
>>539711993>FAFOThe mexicans at the flea market sold me a fake ID, so I just use that for all my banking and communication needs.
>>539713237you've never used a bank before have you
>>539708130I have a small, known ms-13 tattoo on my hand. (Im white and did not know this specific design was associated with ms 13 until longtime after I had it.) But it literally disqualifies me from any military service >picrel is all you have to get (3 dots) I did it with a sewing needle and india ink.
>>539708130Do you think every man in history agreed ideologically with every conflict he fought in? Or did he just shut the fuck up and do his duty?
>>539708130Be careful. It is illegal to advise people to dodge the draft during time of war. And we are in a time of war now.
>>539713503More to the point.
>>539713493>call of duty broDo you glowbot know what this stands for?
>>539712682If there's one thing Americans can't abide it's being made to do anything. The whole secret of how we became a tyranny is soft coercion. Even then, people are waking up to and getting sick of that.
>>539713493All I know is that man has free will
>multiple generations of American man loudly and proudly telling anyone who will listen that they’d rather self-mutilate, murder or commit treason rather than fight for their country I’m sure this has NOTHING to do with zoomettes flocking to Gen X men
>>539711517>merz has expressed this privagtely & its now leaking outlol no such thing happened, they just make it look like this whole thing is not the desired outcome to begin with—>we invite millions of sandniggers & now they threaten to replace the natives>oy vey how could this be happening to us?history teaches us from countless examples how that ends, the fall of rome serves as an example for how employing foreign mercenaries with no ties or loyalty to the nation ends in the fall of said nation—best example is the betrayal by arminius who was recruited by the romans from a germanic tribe, ended up turning against them & wiping out 3 roman legions through an ambush—but the plebs dont read & the politicians can pretend to be dumb like they are complete noobs, pleading plausible deniability—the common pleb has a historical memory like that of a fly—
>>539713377>you've never used a bank before have youYou've never read a book before have you?https://basicneeds.sfsu.edu/news/banking-while-undocumented-where-and-how-start
Sorry you stupid Rok gook im not about to mutilate myself. All you have to do to avoid the draft is to sign yourself voluntarily into an insane asylum for one week. They legally cannot keep you there longer then 6 days without a court order. Afterwards you will be deemed unfit for duty
>>539708130some retard will fall for this lmaoall goyim will be sent if needed
>>539709311Plus watch videos of people playing dumb and failing. Its easy for people to snap you out of your dumness if you arent prepared. You have to work on your acting.
>>539713778Do your part, and kill your draft bot.
>>539713711that's for illegals (aka non-citizens). you will be required to have a valid SSN and driver's license and proof of a valid U.S. residential street address in order to use any of those banking services.
>>539708130I can't just shout "NIGGER" and "I LOVE HITLER"? or claim to be a tranny?
>>539713963>aka non-citizensI identify as a non-citizen.
>>539713503>during times of war or national emergencyNot yet. Congress has to declare it. Ill speak what I fucking want until then
>>539711517>Maybe flooding your country with muslims was a good thing after all!maybe a strong leader is necessary in a world of constant struggle & countless external enemies, afterall?“It's commonly understood by now that one could not liberate a nation through prayer alone. The long-term viability of attempting to liberate a people through idleness had yet to be field tested.”Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, 1925/26–german original:„Daß man ein Volk nicht durch Beten frei macht, weiß man im allgemeinen. Ob man es aber nicht doch vielleicht frei zu faulenzen vermag, das mußte erst noch geschichtlich erprobt werden.“Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, 1925/26
>>539708199Mine clearing. Important job, and only requires working legs.
>>539714052cool, then enjoy ICE knocking on your door lmao
>>539708287that's retarded,just ambush the recruiters from the side of your house when the come knocking like the fat pig boomer faggots they are
>>539713833i will die for sanna marin with pleasure
>>539708130just be inanimate, do not talk, do not walk, do not move, you'll likely take a beating but better than certain death, they'll drag you to barracks, just refuse to move or do anything
>>539711517
>>539714111>cool, then enjoy ICE knocking on your door lmaoThankfully the federal government doesn't believe in trans-citizens. They'll never even bother looking for me.
>>539714161you are retarded
>>539714211CHECKED
>>539711517>>539711517
>>539714189oh you could add>I refuse to die for israel and jewssay it loudly all the time, never stop, shout it to all all the time
>>539708333Dude in a draft the standards slowly get lower and lower as they get more and more desperate for bodies.
Just don't go.
>>539708130Yeah, don't do this. You won't be able to defend yourself when they come for you.
>>539711617Zoomers have non of that retard, you niggers are fucking cooked.
>>539708130don't hurt yourself, PLEASE. just say 'i am racist against all people', and you're out.
how the fuck is this Korean jeet anime obsessed virgin faggot still shitting every thread up with his faggot mascot?
>>539714525racism against everyone is equality with extra steps
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>>539714530Now the jeet is hiding the flag. I will hunt him down if Kim invades my shithole dont worry
The OP is a jeet.
>>539714679kek based make that smug jeet scream and suffer for me, please record it
>>539708130Wrong. Fool proof way to get out of the draft.>Go to Jewish globo gym>Load barbell with 400kg>Attempt to deadlift it>Herniate all of your discs>Sue the Jewish globo gym>Profit
>>539708199Distract the drone goy
>>539714912I will record and post on /pol/ the first thing if war happens. Im the first guy to post when martial law happened here in 2024
>>539708130I'm diagnosed autistic and severely depressed surely they don't want me??
>>539708887This. If they try taking me I'll shoot them then go to my local synogauge and start shooting, in minecraft.
>>539708130Yeah I'm good. How about instead I coomtinue cranking my hog and calling others a nigger.
>>539712682Yeah but I want communism AND for all the savage browns outWhat now faggot?
>>539710438LMAO
Join your states national guard. Then go awol. You'll get dishonorably discharged. There, your undraftable.Worked for guys in Hollywood during WW2 like Warren Beatty.
>>539708130you can just deny it and accept whatever they do. who cares? it's not like there are any good jobs or prospects to raise a family for most of us. there's nothing to lose by rejecting the draft.
>>539708130why would we need to evade a draft that never comes?
>>539710555What if you shot their family in Minecraft?
>>539715327LOLThe only thing you will receive will be bullets.
>>539715327Based and revolutionary holocaust pilled.
>>539708287This is how I plan to commit suicide.
>not this shit againnupol fucking boring af
>>539709778who's John Corzine?I know who Rihanna is.
>>539715943I genuienly think that.
>>539715485ending would stay the same.
>>539708887The wars would keep going. America does it for oil. Creating and maintaining Israel was just the cheapest way of having an ally in the Middle East.
>>539715984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdS6HFQ_LUc
>>539708211Incorrect, nobody wants to be around Mr poopy pants because he's unpredictable.He is a poopy loose cannon.Also, if you ever want to get out of a criminal charge, poop is the answer.Just start flinging poop. Poop war paint.If you rub poop all over yourself and start saying stuff about Jesus you get sent to rehabilitation instead of prison, and when you come back from rehab they don't really give a buck about prosecuting Mr poopy pants. That's policy. Do you need to KNOW anything about the bible? Fuck no, the less you know the better, just say random shit. So what happens if they take you to trial after? Reeeee out and poopy pants again, start flinging, game reset, taxpayers out of another $10k in legal fees and the prosecutor will eventually kneel before your namek might.The government doesn't want you to know this
You all get to die for your hero who promised no more wars ever again, except WWIII for Israel. The last thing you will see in a trench is a drone flying towards your face, you will become pink mist, your name and legacy forgotten as Rajeet, Sukhdeep and Tyrone impregnate the woman you lost to be there, fighting Israel's war. The silverback gorilla in the white house will sit there emotionless, dumb, actually retarded as he's always been. Enjoy your conscription. lol
>>539708130that hand can still shoot. most rangers use the middle joint to fire anyways. also you can use your middle finder.also they can have you learn to fire your non dominant hand.
/pol/ Anonymous ID:e55JHMPu Sun 26 Jul 2026 22:30:47 No.539675484 ViewReport>>539665653Attention zoomers:If you get drafted, it means the military is DESPERATE for CANNON FODDER, and your chances of dying a grisly death overseas are nearly 100%!If you get called on for a draft, you basically have two options:>1. Meekly accept the draft and go along with everything until you're thrown onto the battlefield to die a coward's death overseas. Everyone will know that you were a zogbot retard who died in support of Israel and the Great Satan/MIC.>2. Resist the draft, violently if needed. Possibly die a hero's death at home. Everyone will know that you died defending your country and your fellow citizens from a hostile occupying force (ZOG). If you're lucky, you'll be arrested and jailed, and eventually freed after ZOG is overthrown and replaced with an America-first government. Only a handful of draftees need to chimp out this way before the entire draft gets canceled due to being a failure and deemed not worth the risks.Go out and buy some guns NOW. Get an AR-15 for defending your home, and a Sig Sauer P365 for concealed carrying outside of the house. Practice shooting regularly, and get comfortable with your weapons. And remember-- they are leaving you with no other choice.
>>539708130I would rather disappear in the woods for some years than amputating my finger.
>>539708130Just say you're an ultra orthodox kike and your religion forbids going to war
>>539716326>nobody wants to be around Mr poopy pants because he's unpredictableExcept it's a well-known meme at this point.
>>539708130I dont know about the army, but when i was in Finland i was hearing about people doing it to avoid working, and apparently it works quite well. Another funny one used by eastern europeans was to pretend to have bad eyesight.
>>539708130I will enlist to piss you off, fucking bug
>>539708211what if you shit in your hand and throw it in the recruiter's face while screetching and making monkey noises?
