>be governor >look like a fag>get removed from officeHow can it be that easy across the pond?
>>539710451always found it funny when hobby cyclists deck themselves out as if they are preparing for their race at olympia, kekit's fun to just pull past them with jeans and a tshirt while they LARP as Lance Armstrong
>>539710451There is no reason for amateur cyclists to dress like fags.
>>539710634The reasons are health, comfort and lower wind resistance.
How is this faggy? There was a period in Europes when tights were the only garments for a men, emasculating him
>>539710596post legs you 150kg larping lardass
>>539710777hit a sore spot, huh?you look like a fucking clown
>>539710596Always funny to see how different types of cyclists are mocking and laughing at each other just to be run over by a truck a minute later. Buy a car, faggot
>>539710451that's what you wear when you cycle, idiot.Cycling is so incredibly fun but it is quite dangerous on the road with cars wizzing by. I'm too afraid to do it nowadays.
>>539710451BasedFuck those lycrajews
>>539710888I have a car, but it's useless within the city. You just stand in traffic all the time and cannot find a parking slot anywhere because libshits are putting planters on all of them due to their car hatred.
>>539710850I can't help but notice you're not posting any proof of your ridiculous claims. Do you run marathons in jeans too? And swim relays in overalls?
>>539710451Those cunts get mocked to hell and back here, we call them "Mamils" MIDDLEAGEDMANINLYCRA
>>539710888My bike costs more than your car broke ass slavnigger
>>539710959>I can't help but notice you're not posting any proof of your ridiculous claims.Because you're just some clown on /pol/, why the hell would I care about what you want me to do?The question if you believe me or not is entirely irrelevant to my life. You could drop dead right this instant and it would still make zero difference to me.
>>539710451He looked disgusting with his nipples, stomach, and balls protruding. Very very disrespectful!
>>539710888>buy a 4-wheeled Jewno, thanks
>>539710957Depends on a city I guess, but that’s understandable. No parking = pain in the ass. >>539710999I won’t pretend that I have some luxury car, just 2018 corolla, but if you’re spending more that that on a 2-wheeled bike which you can’t drive during the winter or when it’s raining, I can assure you you’re quite a retarded nigger
>>539711172Up to you, enjoy nigger-infested public transportation when you need to get somewhere further.
>>539710999and yet you'd get lapped by a granny on her mobility scooter lmao
>>539711172>I'm simply using my bike for transportation>still dresses up as Lance Armstronglmfao faggot nigger
>>539711307>europoor doesn't understand disposable incomelmao, bet you have a bunch of luxury clothes and accessories to impress the other subhumans in the village>>539711480>haha, there are faster vehicles than you!you're fat
>>539710451Modern men are the most sensitive little girls in existence
>>539710999Your bike makes you look like an closeted homosexual
>>539711529Your assumptions proving the double digit iq behind them. I have zero luxury items, and almost all my money are invested/spent to help my parents. Any other takes, muttoid?
>>539711728Eyes off the package, Ranjeet
>>539711157What would say if it was woman instead with her breast overflowing her cycle suit, her nipples protruding through, vagina outlined in her tight suit.
>>539710596I can understand making fun of freds / MAMILS (middle aged men in lycra) on $10,000 superbikes wearing full lycra riding at 15mph, but crying about wearing the proper attire for the activity you're doing is just retarded. No, most people riding road bikes aren't "lance armstrong" which shows how much you know about cycling in general because he hasn't been relevant in 20 fucking years and that's your only frame of reference lmao. No most people will never come close to what a pro cyclist can do, they are some of the most highly trained athletes in the world, but wearing clothing to perform the best you can as a normal person there's nothing wrong with that and I do it every day even though I would get completely mogged by even the lowest professional cyclist. It's like going into a gym and laughing at guys lifting wearing skin tight clothing or using a weightlifting belt, or laughing at a person jogging wearing jogging attire, or a person swimming in a pool wearing a swimsuit. It's just retarded, you wear the proper attire for the activity you're engaging in.
>>539711828It’s easy to bike without looking like a faggot. The extra wind resistance only makes it a better workout
>>539710596If i take regular pants they end up touching the chain and get dirty every time. On top of that, they dry really slowly. After 3 hours of uphill/downhill they are actually wringable.
>>539711828Shouldn’t you be dressed for where you are going?
>>539710738>Lower wind resistanceat 16kmh?
>>539711828>you wear the proper attire for the activity you're engaging in>cycling is considered a special activity requiring special outfits according to amerimuttswell i ride my bike to get to my workplace/uni/hangout spot/anywhere i want, so naturally i also wear whatever the fuck i want, burger-kun
>>539712133I only ride for exercise, I ride over 50 miles every day, leave home and come back so yes I'm dressed for riding outside at 80-90F+ temperatures this time of year and coming home coated in sweat. >>539712096It's funny, because when I first started riding bikes a decade ago I laughed at all the lycra wearing people swearing I'd never be one. Then I got a proper road bike and realized how much it was slowing me down and making things worse. No, it doesn't make you faster wearing shitty ill fitting clothing while riding a bike retard, it only hurts not helps. I'd rather train with proper clothing and actually get faster, which I've done any day. Also you've clearly never rode a proper road bike before either, thus you have no actual reference frame for what it's like and why lycra exists. I mean shit just padded shorts alone are an absolute necessity if you're spending 2+ hours in a bike every single day if you don't want to deal with a massive amount of pain and saddle rash, and skin tight clothing when you're moving your legs at 80-90rpm is an absolute necessity unless you want chaffing to destroy your legs and groin. >>539712473That's fine for you, but I ride to train and exercise, not just casually strolling around. If I was doing that I would ride an ebike and there's nothing wrong with wearing whatever you want for that kind of activity.
>>539710777just wear shorts faggotyou're coating your body in polyester which a 1992 study revealed shocks your nuts lowering your sperm countthe fag was literally a faggot for doing this and should not be promoting this lifestyle. you're not shaving your gonads to mount everest and save .1 calories per year
>>539710451Those bicycle drivers have a natural attitude.
>>539712607Ah you are one of this useless fags. Go wreck yourself
>>539712712Yeah just wear shorts when riding on a bike seat for hours. Again, this just shows your complete lack of knowledge of what it's like to sit on a bike seat for hours at a time. Cyclist wear specialized padded shorts to reduce chaffing, without them it's incredibly uncomfortable and you won't be able to ride far before you start feeling pain.
>>539711529>he thinks a mobility scooter is fastI was only dabbing on you because you sound like a pompous ass who gets irked at any amount of "disrespect", but it seems the granny would actually lap youMy sides
>>539712846Seething fatcuck carcuck, get back in your lifted cucktruck and drive to shartmart to buy more ultraprocessed goyslop loser lmao
>>539712906>padded shortsyou're doubling down on your homosexuality
>>539712966I can’t think of anything worse than being called a cyclist. Absolute losers who provide nothing to society. All while being pests to regular people.
>>539712906I dont need to wear a diaper to drive my car.
>>539713062You're doubling down on your complete ignorance, your fat fucking ass wouldn't be able to last 1 minute at the speeds I ride.
>>539713107>The speeds I ride15mph you mean?
>>539710451This will cause a rift at TRS. McNabb will side with the faggy cyclist governor and Moike will take Turkey's side because he loves brown Muslim authoritarianism. If the show was still halfway decent and they weren't shit-tier political hack D&C lulcows, I might actually tune in for this.
>>539713107>The speeds i rideGoing 45kmph is nothing to brag about cyclefag
>>539710451memes aside though i don't really mind people wearing spandex or whatever, i just don't wanna see their cocks, wrinkled asscracks, bloated beer guts, and misshaped nipples. wear some underwear for fucks sake. pretty sure 99% of swimmers, gym goers, divers etc that also wears spandex do that
>>539712712>just wear shorts faggotYou haven't ridden a bike since you were 8 years old, have you. I do wear shorts, when I ride my mountain bike. When you ride a road bike you can either wear a chamois or get horrendous saddle sores, like literal weeping, bleeding sores
>>539713871Why the fuck is an mutt talking about what to wear on an bicycle? Last time I checked half of your states dont have bike lanes
>>539712906you sound like a huge faggot who needs to be pushed under a city bus>NOOOOOOOO MY ASS STARTS LEAKING IF I DON'T WEAR THE TOUR DE FRANCE KIT
>>539710738>The reasons are healthwrapping myself in oil products for health>comfortyeah just like the girls pulling their yoga pants up through their pussy too? for comfort>lower wind resistanceyou are not a formula 1 car, you are a formula for a faggot
