>NHS 'will collapse' without social care reform, PM tells BBChttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0n5xpzlz2o>Scandal as teens claiming benefits for anxiety earn MORE than those working minimum-wage jobs: Burnham to clamp down on sickness paymentshttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16006863/Young-people-minimum-wage-sickness-benefits.html>Universities to provide 'next wave' of Army officers in WW3https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2233152/army-university-officer-scheme-next-wave-officers-major-war-flaw>Get yourself a colander to view solar eclipse, say health expertshttps://archive.ph/wc3Wo>Reform UK levy on employing overseas staff ‘would harm NHS and social care’https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/27/reform-uk-levy-overseas-staff-nhs-social-care-schools-universities>UK’s North–South life expectancy divide widens as study finds shocking differenceshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/life-expectancy-uk-north-south-divide-b3021807.html>Two thirds of Londoners want UK to rejoin EU, poll reveals, as Sadiq Khan leads calls for closer ties with Europehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/andy-burnham-rejoin-eu-brexit-growth-londoners-poll-b1291355.html>Meldreth combine harvester fire engulfs acres of farmland, as dry summer continueshttps://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2026-07-19/combine-harvester-sparks-large-fire-spreading-over-five-acres-of-farmland>Prosecutors call for Barclays protesters to be sentenced under UK terror lawshttps://archive.ph/Pi8Si
never forget who you are anon
>struggling NHS and public services>low growth economy, high unemployment rate, high number of benefits claimants, high taxes>can't fund our defence budget nor defend our own borders against foreign invadersAnd yet we have billions to throw towards Ukraine and Zelensky.
what time do you call this?
moved on from dance music with sax in it to ones with a violinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il97h4TpIIg
>>539717648Its over.
ZOEYOUR NAME ISNT ON THE LIST ZOEZOE IT BETTER BE THERE TOMORROW
kek just when bongs thought it couldn't possibly get any worse than starmer the charmer, handy andy enters the stage...
>i havent touched meat all dayIs a double-entendre “no homo” jokeIn manosphere / bro-culture humour, “meat” is longstanding slang for a penis (or male genitals in general). “Touching meat” therefore reads as physical contact with a dick. Saying “I haven’t touched meat all day” works on two levels at once:Surface reading: ordinary statement about not eating animal flesh (steak, burgers, etc.).Actual punchline: “I haven’t touched any dick all day,” delivered in the classic no homo style, an exaggerated, pre-emptive denial of gay implications that is itself the jokeThis sits inside the broader “no homo” pattern that originated in 1990s hip-hop and then spread into online male spaces: you say something that could be read as homoerotic (or even just mildly intimate/friendly between men), then immediately tag it with “no homo” (or an equivalent disclaimer) to reassert straightness. The humour is in how transparent and over-the-top the disclaimer is. Related examples that circulate in the same circles include lines about “stroking your meat” or “not touching each other’s meat” at sleepovers, always with the same “it’s not gay if…” framing
ever just take a moment away from it all?
axel rudakubana truther
>>539717754this is so wigger wigger true
>>539717822forgot pic (been forgetful lately not sure why)
>>539717740>or what?>you know those rape gangs we talked about . . .
Fucking hate Nigel Nelson the warbling tit
>>539717648Apparently he refused to leave his Chateau in SW France so that he could argue with complete fuckwits - even while the wildfires were melting his keyboard.Gone too soon.
i see something really pissed off the zio shills
>>539717855>>539717822don't worry about forgetting, in a year or so handy andy will be replaced with Sajida Iqbal Khan and things will get even worse.
i think sosban and other paedos like the frog nonce should get their throats stamped on tbqhwy
>>539717950whoever wrote this wants executing for the honour of fruncleyou can't be subtly implying someone was a wanker in a eulogy
>>539717955How do we solve the problem
>>539717754Give back the stolen British land, squatter.
>>539717679
>>539717947>YOU CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S ILLEGAL!>but also Labour are already doing it and it's good
>>539717996rolling for this
>>539717784i do it more and moretaken on the 'just stop caring' pepe mantra
>>539717784Imagine sneezing
>>539717950he is wiv are di and the angles x
>>539717648Brit/pol/ generates more original political cartoons and memes than the mainstream media.You guys are going places
>>539717947He’s left, he’s scum, traitors die first.
fruncle i carry the torch, i reckon that advice was pretty good and warranted
>>539718084Yeah, to the gulag.
why is the average price of a fish and chips going up?
>>539718120Dibs top bunk
Just how do we solve "the problem" I really don't know can't think of it myself + memory issue. Might google it later
>>539718142it's more expensive to transport fish to my mouth because of the iran war
>>539718082>diSolid boy in a dress / 10
>>539717795Axel….RU DU KANUBU?
>>539718050>>539718094Chris Hopes a cunt too
>>539717784imagine how fun it would be to walk in, kick their stupid sand mural, throw everything into a dyson tech sand sorting machine, cook it in a furnace, then hand them back their original pieces of stone.
how we know hope not hate are responsible for inciting ann widdicombe's murder>police have access to suspect's internet history>suspect read hope not hate's hit piece on ann>police inform hope not hate who withdraw the article to try and save themselves from blame>otherwise why did they withdraw the article>don't say "out of respect", read the article they had no respect>article withdrawal is a tacit admission of guilt>ergo>hope not hate incited a deranged leftist to terroristically murder one of their political adversaries>simple as>hope not hate murdered ann widdycombe>case closedcircumstantial evidence>information/disinformation released to muddy the waters, one minute it's russian literature the next minute that angle is forgotten>case won't go to court for a year (hope for time to diminish interest)>one issue poster here who keeps insisting it was a robbery despite that being implausible, likely paid hnh agent
goyim btfo
>>539718231Not Chopper!
>>539717954Loweposting does that.
>>539718231You’re not talking about chopper?Isn’t he usually solidly based on the important issues? I don’t watch it very often, more an on in the background while I’m beating the dog kind of thing.
>>539718023burn it all down and if something remains, rebuild it.
Mi wan Thick Chinese gyal
>>539718291they aren't just glowies, they train glowies on how to be more gaytruthful information is irrelevant in this case
>>539718142Free market socialism (didn't know that was a real thing or if it's relevant, but fuck it)
>>539718346remigrate
>>539718333I'm talking about you retard
bacon cheeseburgerhoney roasted clarsenipscor
>>539717691It's military aid and loans not money.
hands are shaking a bit never had that during alcohol withdrawal before
check me one time whitey
>>539718397yes and in 20 years you will be right back at the same place. the situation requires a very deep cleaning.
>>539718475You should drink 2-3 pints to calm downI went on a 5 day bender recently and nearly had a panic attack on a tramwent into a pub in the train station had 2-3 pints and i was observing the security drones outside the ao arena, it felt like heavenly to zoom out and realise my life isn't that important as the pints took hold
>>539718451Ah I’m glad it’s only money, and not money.
>>539718352Very rare.
also remember during the southport riots nick knowles of hope not hate published false information that white men were attacking hijab wearing pakis with acidthis directly resulted in large armed groups of pakis taking to the streets and attacking innocent people, knowles was never even cautioned let alone prosecuted for thishope not hate are now embedded at the highest level in government
>>539718627i've got valium. it does help quite a bit because i know that it wouldn't just be a few pints, it'll be another complete bender again and i'd be right back to square 1
>>539718531can anyone predict the future
>>539718774>admits public confidence undermined by social media postsBasically "I'm sorry you feel upset".
>how>many>Argons>Round>Ze pondUrm, 3?>Wrong, you little bitch.>{Unspeakable horror}
>>539718774If you prefix the sentence with "Reports are coming in " you can legally say anything,
>>539718830I can. It's bleak mate.
>>539718787yeah the only reason i stopped was because i had a train to catchi think that heightened the experience, that it was limitedhonestly top 3 life moments is sitting in that pub slowly coming back to life observing ao arena security doing nothing
>>539718830I predict that in three minutes the time will be 19:51
>>539718914Reports of rain in the souf are coming in
>>539718914anyone have a screenshot or archive of the knowles tweet
Heard some advice that you're meant to speak to women like you don't have a brain and about really obvious things as they happen. For example, "wow, look at the foam on my Guinness it's really foamy". "wow, that squishmellow is really squishy, wow so cool I've never even seen one before". "Mmmmmm look at the chocolate chips on your chocolate chip cookie".Problem is I can't stoop this low. I need a lobotomy I reckon.
>>539718917going to miss the years when our prime minister was a "gooner"
>>539718926victoria station? i like that one it’s comfy. will look for a spacker in a pub having a stare next time i’m there
See, easy
Some faggot janny banned me from int after one of them from brit came in asking for more posters.Maybe that’s your effing problem.
>>539718914Reports are coming in that you're a good lad
reports are coming in that all pakis need to be turned into fertilizer and Niggers fucking stink
>>539718874cor i used to fucking love the crystal maze>>539718926i still cannot believe how understated how ruinous alcohol is. can't get away from it it's bloody plastered everywhere
>>539719108
>>539719059in the past you could meet tess of the dubervilles at some village fete where you dance around some gay little polenow you have to be earning at least 64,450 pounds per calendar year
>>539719102if anyone had tried to speak to me then i would have had a seizurei was properly properly at the end of my tether
>>539719143surprised to see that image without the obligatory tom tit next to it
>>539719059>haha omg boobies I've never seen those! honk honk
>>539719173Remember.
>>539719149They do always have this weird musk about them innit? Bit of a pisstake since they say things like "black don't crack", but dey never wash dey crack (LOL)
what ever happened to that namebame Sussex that posted every day for years. He just vanish or did he justpost and quit?Seeing all the frogposts reminded me cos he was always doing that.
>>539719274>trait contentiousnessthinks he's a big brained paki, is a fucking idiot as point means the opposite of what he thinks it does
Met an African girl called fatness
>>539719274>named after face covering for womenbit gay desu
>>539718405I've been chill all day, mong.
>>539719406sussex still posts occasionallyhe did some videos where he went about on his motorbike and a podcast with gingenow he likely posts on the discord and rarely posts here
thinking of seeing an escort this weekend
>>539719406i stopped liking sussex when he told the nonce on sharty where we actually were posting when 4chan was down.
>>539719506Don't it's a waste of money, just buy something nice for yourself instead
>>539719506don't forget to rob her afterwards to get your money back. and don't buy her a box of chocolates or flowers because it really does look pathetic.
>>539719506shut your eyes so you don't
>>539719597Now the question is did you buy or receive the chocolates.
>>539719547A plastic sex arse for example?
>>539719547there’s nothing nice for me to buy>>539719597kek even i wouldn’t take flowers>>539719599why not cauldrinho? i’ve only had sex 3 times in my life with one escort. that was years ago and i can’t remember what it feels like on my willy
watching Johnny Vegas' little shop of antiques on quest on sky q in my living room wearing my new shorts drinking water.
imagine if the situation were reversed
im buff af
>>539719518>stopped likingNever started.I know a teapot from a kettle when I see it lad.
I had a massive crush on this gril called katyshe told me off for smokinganyway, she went out with my mate jordan, and jordan gave me some weird 'you can have her too'i just swallowed all this weird shit, in my infinite 15 year old wisdomlater when she had jumped jordan i messaged her when i was drunk confessing my feelingsshe agreed to be my girlfriendi woke up the next morning to all these nice messagesi was horrified>NO, ABSOLUTELY NOTrejected her accepting my drunken advancesand got a bollocking from her mates for toying with her heartthing is i genuinely did love katy thoughi just freaked on being accepted
>>539719741This will make the left see their hypocrisy and change their wicked ways!
>>539719757Post timestamp flexed bicep holding 1rep max dumbell
>An ‘extremely significant’ bomb was intercepted en route to Northern Ireland last week. It has been largely unremarked upon that Princess Anne visited Fermanagh the next day — a coincidence one source described as ‘one in a million’.uh oh
>>539719799what is with you and every bird you've ever had being shagged by your mates
>>539719732just go latvia and pull someone, you don't need to stoop to paying someonethat's grim, like eating the plastic box the kebab came in
>>539719701when i used to live in london there were a few known houses where prostitutes would conduct their business. some of the men would stand outside her door with chocolates, roses and sometimes a bottle of wine.funny story actually that really boosted my confidence was when i saw an escort she gave me a lot of money off in the end because i made her cum a lot. talk about a silver lining.
>>539719858I doubt they shagged though probably fingeredanyway! AHHHHHH!she worked for an event planning company that shares my surname for 2 years so i bet she thought of me everyday she worked for that companyso who wins?!
>>539719720was thinking about that earlier actually. live with my parents though
>>539719832bro's nostalgiamaxxing
>>539718914you are correct, well remembered
>>539719863i can’t pull anyone i’m properly ugly
>>539719799When i was 14 I got yellow fever from a korean hapa tomboy who would want to try toy fighting me on the playing field and would run in the boys bogs and pump kick lads in the arse who were pissing in the trough. Kim Sim, She was sexy af
>>539719732Buy a home gym set and a treadmill
>>539720090that's the beauty of latvia, even if you fail you win
>>539720091corr i wish she was my local councilor
>>539719978Still would
>>539720155isnt that the skin around the vagina
>>539720091>would run in the boys bogs and pump kick lads in the arse who were pissing in the troughAh the good old days.
got a right ripe-un brewing
>>539720225you can asks the scientists at the riga museum when i went they asked me not to take pictures of the dead naked kids in bottlesi was like wtfthen all the lights went out and they gave me a free badge
>>539720309>when i went they asked me not to take pictures of the dead naked kids in bottlespeak cauldron
>>539717648Just wanted to say that I love british people, that's is all, thanks for listening. bye now
>>539719865[X]As bad as butcher on speed dial, maybe even less believable.
>>539720352thanks mr willy man
>"Widdecombe is a Nazi fascist!">"It's ok to kill Nazis!"Widdecombe gets murdered by a leftist>"We have plans to kill Farage!">Leftist party leader shares kill message to all his followers>Acts shocked when he is reported to policeWe need to jail all leftists at this point. They have gotten too comfortable calling for the death of their opponents
>>539720143i’m starting gym soon>>539720155what do i win getting ignored by latvian birds. i can get that here>>539720222bit of brown sauce on it
>>539720414you've got no life experience son
oh it's 20 past clewshttps://rumble.com/v7dcfua-gary-stevenson-shuts-it-down.html
>>539720414go to a night where everyone speaks englishit will change your life and you'll realise you aren't an ugly social retard
>>539720414What type of escort are you thinking of seeing, I've probably spent over 2k on escorts lad, it isn't worth it
I'll come with you browe can ryanair itcheap hotels
>>539720540Share the same bedHope there aren't any fedsBecause it's get a bit homoWhen we're down in lake como
flights to tenerife were like 15 quid at one point
>>539717648I miss him broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYaT3H-ffs
I have accrued annual leave
why are we not allowed to own handguns in the UK and why are we only allowed to defend ourselves with a weapon if it's coincidental and not pre meditated like picking up a knife in the kitchen whilst cooking, i mean why?https://youtu.be/BQHWTfFV3Vc
>>539720464i know. wish i was dead>>539720477i’m very sceptical caudron lad. it’s not even that poor there>>539720521one i saw before was brazilian with 10/10 body. i just want to do it again once because i’m going mental, i can’t afford to be an escortcel yet
Good little goys
>>539720807>brazilian with 10/10 bodyProbably a post op tranny
for me? i'll continue hanging around dark alleyways ready to jump out and trauma dump anyway pretty enough and willing to listenbitches love that shit
>>5397208072 puffs into a shisha and 3 double whiskeys and tell me you're skeptical
>>539720794>slag postedDecision made. Tonight is a beer night.
>>539720794Dunblane.
anyone*not only does it show vulnerability but it counteracts theirsbitches love that shit
>>539720669I had 10 days off in march, 10 in may and am off from 1st Aug till 1st sept, week off in november and from 10th dec till jan3rd all paid. Not to mention the 21 days no questions asked sick a year.
>>539720406You can't steal their move, bro.
then again it only works because im beautiful
>>539720807i bet that brazilian had a cracking pair of fake tits, a big arse and a fucking massive thick cock. bet you got filled right the fuck in that night laddie.
Yuan Yang
>>539720898i mean they could do the same with a knife or a cricket bat, every (apologies for racism) nigger in america can buy a glock but I can't?
>>539720960we really claim our statutory sick paywe really take that money
the nonce is on the bennydrop booze train i see
>>539720794Because you are a slaveLiterally following laws made by your owners designed to make you female in every aspect of your life.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smock-frock
>>539720859it wasn’t, she had a real minge and sat on my face>>539720883i don’t have a passport anyway :(
>>539720794>i mean why?because.......
>>539721090Get a passport you muppeti've lost mine so many times the home office called me in to do a special interview in durham and they were asking me questions i didn't even know the answer toget one it's relatively cheap and i'll hand you the cash for your passport in euros in latvia
>>539720794Because we are a civilised country and such crude things aren't necessary.
missing my nigga Bill Oddie already>The Goodies made a guy laugh himself to deathbased
>>539721029Nobody apart from posh twats and farmers used to have guns legally anyway, same as ever.Just now it'd make sense to have them
im beautiful bitches love that shit
>>539720898BullshitHandguns were at that point only legal for the most servile citizens. You needed a ***professional*** who knew you as a reference, for years, to counter sign your FACAny political or self defence related in your background and you would not be allowedDunblane was such a scandal as gay boy Hamilton was right up the arse of the homo eliteThe homo aspect of his crimes is NEVER fucking mentioned
>>539720794I wouldn't feel bad about it. The mutts have them, but don't even use them to overthrow their jewish owned country. The ones that do train to use a firearm only do so to open carry incase their 3rd mcdonalds order that day is wrong.
>>539721178i’m wondering whether i should risk you raping me and stealing my passport just to prove i can’t get birds. will think about it cauldronio
>>539721359why would you even need a gun? are you ugly? i just disarm 'em with my beauty
>hello >im from the council>did you get planning permission to re-tile your bathroom
>>539721002you really do know how to paint a right good picture mate
>>539721277Not true. That whole "britain never had guns" is a psyop. Theres numerous times coppers had to ask passers by if they had guns they could borrow. When i was a lad you just bought a shotgun licence over the counter in the post office.
>>539721416dont do it cauldron he's only going to force you to rape him
