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>NHS 'will collapse' without social care reform, PM tells BBC
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0n5xpzlz2o
>Scandal as teens claiming benefits for anxiety earn MORE than those working minimum-wage jobs: Burnham to clamp down on sickness payments
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16006863/Young-people-minimum-wage-sickness-benefits.html
>Universities to provide 'next wave' of Army officers in WW3
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2233152/army-university-officer-scheme-next-wave-officers-major-war-flaw
>Get yourself a colander to view solar eclipse, say health experts
https://archive.ph/wc3Wo
>Reform UK levy on employing overseas staff ‘would harm NHS and social care’
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/27/reform-uk-levy-overseas-staff-nhs-social-care-schools-universities
>UK’s North–South life expectancy divide widens as study finds shocking differences
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/life-expectancy-uk-north-south-divide-b3021807.html
>Two thirds of Londoners want UK to rejoin EU, poll reveals, as Sadiq Khan leads calls for closer ties with Europe
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/andy-burnham-rejoin-eu-brexit-growth-londoners-poll-b1291355.html
>Meldreth combine harvester fire engulfs acres of farmland, as dry summer continues
https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2026-07-19/combine-harvester-sparks-large-fire-spreading-over-five-acres-of-farmland
>Prosecutors call for Barclays protesters to be sentenced under UK terror laws
https://archive.ph/Pi8Si
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never forget who you are anon
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>struggling NHS and public services
>low growth economy, high unemployment rate, high number of benefits claimants, high taxes
>can't fund our defence budget nor defend our own borders against foreign invaders
And yet we have billions to throw towards Ukraine and Zelensky.
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what time do you call this?
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moved on from dance music with sax in it to ones with a violin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il97h4TpIIg
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>>539717648
Its over.
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ZOE
YOUR NAME ISNT ON THE LIST ZOE
ZOE IT BETTER BE THERE TOMORROW
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kek just when bongs thought it couldn't possibly get any worse than starmer the charmer, handy andy enters the stage...
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>i havent touched meat all day

Is a double-entendre “no homo” joke
In manosphere / bro-culture humour, “meat” is longstanding slang for a penis (or male genitals in general). “Touching meat” therefore reads as physical contact with a dick. Saying “I haven’t touched meat all day” works on two levels at once:

Surface reading: ordinary statement about not eating animal flesh (steak, burgers, etc.).
Actual punchline: “I haven’t touched any dick all day,” delivered in the classic no homo style, an exaggerated, pre-emptive denial of gay implications that is itself the joke

This sits inside the broader “no homo” pattern that originated in 1990s hip-hop and then spread into online male spaces: you say something that could be read as homoerotic (or even just mildly intimate/friendly between men), then immediately tag it with “no homo” (or an equivalent disclaimer) to reassert straightness. The humour is in how transparent and over-the-top the disclaimer is. Related examples that circulate in the same circles include lines about “stroking your meat” or “not touching each other’s meat” at sleepovers, always with the same “it’s not gay if…” framing
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ever just take a moment away from it all?
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axel rudakubana truther
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>>539717754
this is so wigger wigger true
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>>539717822
forgot pic (been forgetful lately not sure why)
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>>539717740
>or what?
>you know those rape gangs we talked about . . .
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Fucking hate Nigel Nelson the warbling tit
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>>539717648
Apparently he refused to leave his Chateau in SW France so that he could argue with complete fuckwits - even while the wildfires were melting his keyboard.
Gone too soon.
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i see something really pissed off the zio shills
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>>539717855
>>539717822
don't worry about forgetting, in a year or so handy andy will be replaced with Sajida Iqbal Khan and things will get even worse.
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i think sosban and other paedos like the frog nonce should get their throats stamped on tbqhwy
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>>539717950
whoever wrote this wants executing for the honour of fruncle
you can't be subtly implying someone was a wanker in a eulogy
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>>539717955
How do we solve the problem
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>>539717754
Give back the stolen British land, squatter.
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>>539717679
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>>539717947
>YOU CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S ILLEGAL!
>but also Labour are already doing it and it's good
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>>539717996
rolling for this
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>>539717784
i do it more and more

taken on the 'just stop caring' pepe mantra
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>>539717784
Imagine sneezing
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>>539717950
he is wiv are di and the angles x
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>>539717648
Brit/pol/ generates more original political cartoons and memes than the mainstream media.
You guys are going places
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>>539717947
He’s left, he’s scum, traitors die first.
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fruncle i carry the torch, i reckon that advice was pretty good and warranted
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>>539718084
Yeah, to the gulag.
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why is the average price of a fish and chips going up?
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>>539718120
Dibs top bunk
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Just how do we solve "the problem" I really don't know can't think of it myself + memory issue. Might google it later
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>>539718142
it's more expensive to transport fish to my mouth because of the iran war
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>>539718082
>di
Solid boy in a dress / 10
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>>539717795
Axel….RU DU KANUBU?
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>>539718050
>>539718094
Chris Hopes a cunt too
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>>539717784
imagine how fun it would be to walk in, kick their stupid sand mural, throw everything into a dyson tech sand sorting machine, cook it in a furnace, then hand them back their original pieces of stone.
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how we know hope not hate are responsible for inciting ann widdicombe's murder
>police have access to suspect's internet history
>suspect read hope not hate's hit piece on ann
>police inform hope not hate who withdraw the article to try and save themselves from blame
>otherwise why did they withdraw the article
>don't say "out of respect", read the article they had no respect
>article withdrawal is a tacit admission of guilt
>ergo
>hope not hate incited a deranged leftist to terroristically murder one of their political adversaries
>simple as
>hope not hate murdered ann widdycombe
>case closed
circumstantial evidence
>information/disinformation released to muddy the waters, one minute it's russian literature the next minute that angle is forgotten
>case won't go to court for a year (hope for time to diminish interest)
>one issue poster here who keeps insisting it was a robbery despite that being implausible, likely paid hnh agent
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goyim btfo
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>>539718231
Not Chopper!
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>>539717954
Loweposting does that.
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>>539718231
You’re not talking about chopper?
Isn’t he usually solidly based on the important issues? I don’t watch it very often, more an on in the background while I’m beating the dog kind of thing.
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>>539718023
burn it all down and if something remains, rebuild it.
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Mi wan Thick Chinese gyal
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>>539718291
they aren't just glowies, they train glowies on how to be more gay
truthful information is irrelevant in this case
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>>539718142
Free market socialism (didn't know that was a real thing or if it's relevant, but fuck it)
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>>539718346
remigrate
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>>539718333
I'm talking about you retard
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bacon cheeseburger
honey roasted clarsenips
cor
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>>539717691
It's military aid and loans not money.
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hands are shaking a bit never had that during alcohol withdrawal before
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check me one time whitey
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>>539718397
yes and in 20 years you will be right back at the same place. the situation requires a very deep cleaning.
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>>539718475
You should drink 2-3 pints to calm down
I went on a 5 day bender recently and nearly had a panic attack on a tram
went into a pub in the train station had 2-3 pints and i was observing the security drones outside the ao arena, it felt like heavenly to zoom out and realise my life isn't that important as the pints took hold
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>>539718451
Ah I’m glad it’s only money, and not money.
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>>539718352
Very rare.
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also remember during the southport riots nick knowles of hope not hate published false information that white men were attacking hijab wearing pakis with acid
this directly resulted in large armed groups of pakis taking to the streets and attacking innocent people, knowles was never even cautioned let alone prosecuted for this
hope not hate are now embedded at the highest level in government
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>>539718627
i've got valium. it does help quite a bit because i know that it wouldn't just be a few pints, it'll be another complete bender again and i'd be right back to square 1
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>>539718531
can anyone predict the future
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>>539718774
>admits public confidence undermined by social media posts
Basically "I'm sorry you feel upset".
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>how
>many
>Argons
>Round
>Ze pond
Urm, 3?
>Wrong, you little bitch.
>{Unspeakable horror}
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>>539718774
If you prefix the sentence with "Reports are coming in " you can legally say anything,
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>>539718830
I can. It's bleak mate.
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>>539718787
yeah the only reason i stopped was because i had a train to catch
i think that heightened the experience, that it was limited
honestly top 3 life moments is sitting in that pub slowly coming back to life observing ao arena security doing nothing
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>>539718830
I predict that in three minutes the time will be 19:51
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>>539718914
Reports of rain in the souf are coming in
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>>539718914
anyone have a screenshot or archive of the knowles tweet
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Heard some advice that you're meant to speak to women like you don't have a brain and about really obvious things as they happen. For example, "wow, look at the foam on my Guinness it's really foamy". "wow, that squishmellow is really squishy, wow so cool I've never even seen one before". "Mmmmmm look at the chocolate chips on your chocolate chip cookie".

Problem is I can't stoop this low. I need a lobotomy I reckon.
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>>539718917
going to miss the years when our prime minister was a "gooner"
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>>539718926
victoria station? i like that one it’s comfy. will look for a spacker in a pub having a stare next time i’m there
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See, easy
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Some faggot janny banned me from int after one of them from brit came in asking for more posters.
Maybe that’s your effing problem.
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>>539718914
Reports are coming in that you're a good lad
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reports are coming in that all pakis need to be turned into fertilizer and Niggers fucking stink
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>>539718874
cor i used to fucking love the crystal maze
>>539718926
i still cannot believe how understated how ruinous alcohol is. can't get away from it it's bloody plastered everywhere
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>>539719108
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>>539719059
in the past you could meet tess of the dubervilles at some village fete where you dance around some gay little pole
now you have to be earning at least 64,450 pounds per calendar year
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>>539719102
if anyone had tried to speak to me then i would have had a seizure
i was properly properly at the end of my tether
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>>539719143
surprised to see that image without the obligatory tom tit next to it
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>>539719059
>haha omg boobies I've never seen those! honk honk
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>>539719173
Remember.
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>>539719149
They do always have this weird musk about them innit? Bit of a pisstake since they say things like "black don't crack", but dey never wash dey crack (LOL)
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what ever happened to that namebame Sussex that posted every day for years. He just vanish or did he justpost and quit?
Seeing all the frogposts reminded me cos he was always doing that.
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>>539719274
>trait contentiousness
thinks he's a big brained paki, is a fucking idiot as point means the opposite of what he thinks it does
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Met an African girl called fatness
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>>539719274
>named after face covering for women
bit gay desu
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>>539718405
I've been chill all day, mong.
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>>539719406
sussex still posts occasionally
he did some videos where he went about on his motorbike
and a podcast with ginge
now he likely posts on the discord and rarely posts here
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thinking of seeing an escort this weekend
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>>539719406
i stopped liking sussex when he told the nonce on sharty where we actually were posting when 4chan was down.
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>>539719506
Don't it's a waste of money, just buy something nice for yourself instead
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>>539719506
don't forget to rob her afterwards to get your money back. and don't buy her a box of chocolates or flowers because it really does look pathetic.
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>>539719506
shut your eyes so you don't
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>>539719597
Now the question is did you buy or receive the chocolates.
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>>539719547
A plastic sex arse for example?
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>>539719547
there’s nothing nice for me to buy
>>539719597
kek even i wouldn’t take flowers
>>539719599
why not cauldrinho? i’ve only had sex 3 times in my life with one escort. that was years ago and i can’t remember what it feels like on my willy
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watching Johnny Vegas' little shop of antiques on quest on sky q in my living room wearing my new shorts drinking water.
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imagine if the situation were reversed
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im buff af
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>>539719518
>stopped liking
Never started.

I know a teapot from a kettle when I see it lad.
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I had a massive crush on this gril called katy
she told me off for smoking
anyway, she went out with my mate jordan, and jordan gave me some weird 'you can have her too'
i just swallowed all this weird shit, in my infinite 15 year old wisdom
later when she had jumped jordan i messaged her when i was drunk confessing my feelings
she agreed to be my girlfriend
i woke up the next morning to all these nice messages
i was horrified
>NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT
rejected her accepting my drunken advances
and got a bollocking from her mates for toying with her heart
thing is i genuinely did love katy though
i just freaked on being accepted
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>>539719741
This will make the left see their hypocrisy and change their wicked ways!
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>>539719757
Post timestamp flexed bicep holding 1rep max dumbell
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>An ‘extremely significant’ bomb was intercepted en route to Northern Ireland last week. It has been largely unremarked upon that Princess Anne visited Fermanagh the next day — a coincidence one source described as ‘one in a million’.
uh oh
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>>539719799
what is with you and every bird you've ever had being shagged by your mates
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>>539719732
just go latvia and pull someone, you don't need to stoop to paying someone
that's grim, like eating the plastic box the kebab came in
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>>539719701
when i used to live in london there were a few known houses where prostitutes would conduct their business. some of the men would stand outside her door with chocolates, roses and sometimes a bottle of wine.

funny story actually that really boosted my confidence was when i saw an escort she gave me a lot of money off in the end because i made her cum a lot. talk about a silver lining.
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>>539719858
I doubt they shagged though probably fingered
anyway! AHHHHHH!
she worked for an event planning company that shares my surname for 2 years so i bet she thought of me everyday she worked for that company
so who wins?!
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>>539719720
was thinking about that earlier actually. live with my parents though
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>>539719832
bro's nostalgiamaxxing
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>>539718914
you are correct, well remembered
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>>539719863
i can’t pull anyone i’m properly ugly
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>>539719799
When i was 14 I got yellow fever from a korean hapa tomboy who would want to try toy fighting me on the playing field and would run in the boys bogs and pump kick lads in the arse who were pissing in the trough. Kim Sim, She was sexy af
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>>539719732
Buy a home gym set and a treadmill
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>>539720090
that's the beauty of latvia, even if you fail you win
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>>539720091
corr i wish she was my local councilor
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>>539719978
Still would
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>>539720155
isnt that the skin around the vagina
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>>539720091
>would run in the boys bogs and pump kick lads in the arse who were pissing in the trough
Ah the good old days.
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got a right ripe-un brewing
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>>539720225
you can asks the scientists at the riga museum
when i went they asked me not to take pictures of the dead naked kids in bottles
i was like wtf
then all the lights went out and they gave me a free badge
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>>539720309
>when i went they asked me not to take pictures of the dead naked kids in bottles
peak cauldron
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>>539717648
Just wanted to say that I love british people, that's is all, thanks for listening. bye now
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>>539719865
[X]
As bad as butcher on speed dial, maybe even less believable.
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>>539720352
thanks mr willy man
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>"Widdecombe is a Nazi fascist!"
>"It's ok to kill Nazis!"
Widdecombe gets murdered by a leftist
>"We have plans to kill Farage!"
>Leftist party leader shares kill message to all his followers
>Acts shocked when he is reported to police
We need to jail all leftists at this point. They have gotten too comfortable calling for the death of their opponents
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>>539720143
i’m starting gym soon
>>539720155
what do i win getting ignored by latvian birds. i can get that here
>>539720222
bit of brown sauce on it
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>>539720414
you've got no life experience son
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oh it's 20 past clews
https://rumble.com/v7dcfua-gary-stevenson-shuts-it-down.html
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>>539720414
go to a night where everyone speaks english
it will change your life and you'll realise you aren't an ugly social retard
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>>539720414
What type of escort are you thinking of seeing, I've probably spent over 2k on escorts lad, it isn't worth it
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I'll come with you bro
we can ryanair it
cheap hotels
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>>539720540
Share the same bed
Hope there aren't any feds
Because it's get a bit homo
When we're down in lake como
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flights to tenerife were like 15 quid at one point
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>>539717648
I miss him bros


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYaT3H-ffs
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I have accrued annual leave
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why are we not allowed to own handguns in the UK and why are we only allowed to defend ourselves with a weapon if it's coincidental and not pre meditated like picking up a knife in the kitchen whilst cooking, i mean why?
https://youtu.be/BQHWTfFV3Vc
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>>539720464
i know. wish i was dead
>>539720477
i’m very sceptical caudron lad. it’s not even that poor there
>>539720521
one i saw before was brazilian with 10/10 body. i just want to do it again once because i’m going mental, i can’t afford to be an escortcel yet
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Good little goys
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>>539720807
>brazilian with 10/10 body
Probably a post op tranny
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for me? i'll continue hanging around dark alleyways ready to jump out and trauma dump anyway pretty enough and willing to listen

bitches love that shit
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>>539720807
2 puffs into a shisha and 3 double whiskeys and tell me you're skeptical
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>>539720794
>slag posted
Decision made. Tonight is a beer night.
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>>539720794
Dunblane.
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anyone*

not only does it show vulnerability but it counteracts theirs

bitches love that shit
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>>539720669
I had 10 days off in march, 10 in may and am off from 1st Aug till 1st sept, week off in november and from 10th dec till jan3rd all paid. Not to mention the 21 days no questions asked sick a year.
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>>539720406
You can't steal their move, bro.
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then again it only works because im beautiful
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>>539720807
i bet that brazilian had a cracking pair of fake tits, a big arse and a fucking massive thick cock. bet you got filled right the fuck in that night laddie.
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Yuan Yang
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>>539720898
i mean they could do the same with a knife or a cricket bat, every (apologies for racism) nigger in america can buy a glock but I can't?
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>>539720960
we really claim our statutory sick pay
we really take that money
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the nonce is on the bennydrop booze train i see
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>>539720794
Because you are a slave
Literally following laws made by your owners designed to make you female in every aspect of your life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smock-frock
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>>539720859
it wasn’t, she had a real minge and sat on my face
>>539720883
i don’t have a passport anyway :(
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>>539720794
>i mean why?
because.......
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>>539721090
Get a passport you muppet
i've lost mine so many times the home office called me in to do a special interview in durham and they were asking me questions i didn't even know the answer to
get one
it's relatively cheap and i'll hand you the cash for your passport in euros in latvia
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>>539720794
Because we are a civilised country and such crude things aren't necessary.
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missing my nigga Bill Oddie already
>The Goodies made a guy laugh himself to death
based
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>>539721029
Nobody apart from posh twats and farmers used to have guns legally anyway, same as ever.
Just now it'd make sense to have them
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im beautiful

bitches love that shit
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>>539720898
Bullshit
Handguns were at that point only legal for the most servile citizens. You needed a ***professional*** who knew you as a reference, for years, to counter sign your FAC

Any political or self defence related in your background and you would not be allowed
Dunblane was such a scandal as gay boy Hamilton was right up the arse of the homo elite

The homo aspect of his crimes is NEVER fucking mentioned
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>>539720794
I wouldn't feel bad about it. The mutts have them, but don't even use them to overthrow their jewish owned country. The ones that do train to use a firearm only do so to open carry incase their 3rd mcdonalds order that day is wrong.
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>>539721178
i’m wondering whether i should risk you raping me and stealing my passport just to prove i can’t get birds. will think about it cauldronio
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>>539721359
why would you even need a gun? are you ugly? i just disarm 'em with my beauty
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>hello
>im from the council
>did you get planning permission to re-tile your bathroom
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>>539721002
you really do know how to paint a right good picture mate
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>>539721277
Not true. That whole "britain never had guns" is a psyop. Theres numerous times coppers had to ask passers by if they had guns they could borrow. When i was a lad you just bought a shotgun licence over the counter in the post office.
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>>539721416
dont do it cauldron he's only going to force you to rape him
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>>539721359
>HAMILTON's childhood was not the normal background of a white-collar man. Shame, deception and, possibly, hatred, were the dominant emotions in his family. His grandparents pretended to be his parents and his mother pretended to be his sister. No one has yet said when Hamilton discovered the truth about the peculiar arrangements his family made to avoid embarrassment in a more censorious age.

fully cat from eastenders
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>>539719863
>like eating the plastic box the kebab came in
Best bit of it though.
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>>539721416
I understand it's a strange suggestion but don't think i won't meet you i will
i'm nuts
i'll meet you and we'd have a nice night or 2 nights
all for the price of a whore
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>>539721548
Again he was a raging queer
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>>539721493
siege of sydney street and the tottenham outrage was of course jewish terrorists
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>>539717648
Why does the Clergy allow its churches to be converted into mosques?
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Might ask Claude to make a top down 2D shooter where you go room by room clearing through a migrant hotel
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>>539720406
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>>539721493
Early 20th century, aye. But that's practically the dark ages now
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Huh, even the pretty left heavy subreddits are laying into Polanski now. Unexpected.

No doubt greenandpleasant are outraged at the outrage but they're currently fighting off rumours that the Widdecombe murderer was a mod there.
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>>539718874
I now remember Knightmare
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>>539721609
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The cost of butter is a pisstake
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avin a ___ ___
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>>539721828
knightmare was insanely ahead of its time

>That rush when you saw a team actually complete it.
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>>539721850
anyway it's no pressure, but just give the word and i'll come storming down into your life like the charge of the light brigade
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>>539719497
>he did some videos where he went about on his motorbike
>and a podcast with ginge
You can't just say this and not post a link for us reverts.
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>>539721605

How do people eat their kebabs:

>eat the meat, leave the pita
>eat all the fillings then eat the juice/sauce soaked pita
>eat enough fillings for it not to be bulging so much, then eat like a sandwich from the start
>eat it
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>>539721624
Don't want to be called racist.
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>>539721828
>Left duck
>No LEFT
>and DUC....
Tee foking late m8y
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>>539719865
>funny story actually that really boosted my confidence was when i saw an escort she gave me a lot of money off in the end because i made her cum a lot. talk about a silver lining.
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>>539721042
Dropped your wine again?
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>>539721970
believe it or not i don't keep links handy for things i don't give a fuck about
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>>539721851
Baggy trousers and its free.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S0okQsJlDs
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my mother was the first prostitute to let me hit for free

it only spiralled from there
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>>539722050
"I'm eating poison but I don't car because it's YUMMYYY!!!"
Pure gluttony. When someone makes a big deal about the food they eat, or make vauge distinctions about how it's not "authentic", or sperg out over spices...I already know to write their soul off as worthless. This type of person should have democratic say and simply should be treated as a quiet, obedient pack-mule.
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>>539722110
>pic
Mad depressing ffs
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>>539722314
you han't shagged your mum
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>>539722362
bet
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>>539719865
>I once had so much fun at work that I told the boss he didn't have to pay me.
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>>539722107
>"Will you cut it with the bullshit, Jay!? I am trying to write my reform application!"
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>>539722397
that's fucked
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>>539722050

I eat my kebabs with a knife and fork because I'm not an oik.
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Burnham, now there's a PROPER no nonsense prime minister.
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>>539722186
If I hawk tuah on that thang I bet you would find it instantly. Priorities mate...
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>>539722448
yeah she is
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>>539717648
>NHS 'will collapse' without social care reform, PM tells BBC
THEN LET IT FUCKING COLLAPSE
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>>539719865
Things that didn't happen for $1000 please
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>>539722447
Kino
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you fucking grim bastards compromising your pirinciples for anything
i can't imagine
when i piss in the toilet i'm pissing righteously
when you piss i bet it's fraught with thought
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>>539722570
If the NHS fails, then what was this all for? What was the whole point? What was it all about?
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when i take a shit i think of really fucked up things for some reason and i get really sad and emotional and yeh
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>>539722314

Is your mum a darky?
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>>539722476
>eating a doner with a knife and fork

Is this you?
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>>539722697
i have all my eureka moments when i'm dropping an anchor myself.
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>>539722671
>In for a penny, in for a pound!

t. a fucking retard
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when i piss im unbothered by any concepts even remotely resembling a toilet
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>>539722314
if i had brothers or sisters would it be natural to practice with them? dont animals do that in the wild? lots of animals are very gay tbhwy
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>>539718047
European, huh?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsRep3kWa3w

Love is a drug I keep hiding away from you
Oh, won't you pull me through?

'Cause my powers gone
We've been here for so long
This addiction's too strong
Taking hold of me
Is this right or wrong?
Am I where I belong?
This addiction's too strong
Taking hold of me
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>>539722570
There is almost certainly a 19 year old HOT woman (trad woman) who is saying "this is why we need to pay for healthcare" on a debate of Good Morning Britain with r' Susanna Reid and a tranny with a brown girl saying otherwise. I almost start to believe the drivel myself.
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>>539722979
This but some stuck up milf
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>>539721622
>Violent foreigners enter the country
>Police can't deal with the shit-show that ensues
Nothing has changed
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>>539722979
>Susanna Reid
Might.
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if we went latvia i wouldn't treat you like an accident
i'm the accident
it would be nice
i'd treat you nice, i'd stick up for you and i'd expect you to do the same
it's not like a hitch situation where i adopt you and save you
it's more like
please allow me an excuse to go to latvia
we could say it's a business trip
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>>539717707
Sax? Dance music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOoJGbmzn1U
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8Ue_7Tg08c
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>>539719274
>unqualified to be a chav
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>>539719406
he got promoted to a team leader at gchq. gets to wear a lgbt rainbow lanyard instead of a standard blue lanyard.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b44-5M4e9nI
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going shops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF4YXv6ZIuE
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>>539719978
the melted used flashlight isn't even the 3rd worse thing on the plate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWP_DkmANbw
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>>539723422
get me one of those cherry bakewell flapjacks would you?
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>>539723684
He's not going.
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>>539723712
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>>539723720
sad face. one of the best things those paki shops sold back in the day were the cherry bakewell flapjack. actual cherries in it with a kind of white top layer. top confectionery.
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>>539723712
kinda shit niggaz be posting on the 'ru while logged out
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Anyone see the troon on university challenge? I'm feeling confused.
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>>539723422
vivaldi is the boss, many people only think of the four seasons which is of course amazing but he has a huge body of work, he taught in a nunnery, lucky bugger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFoT6UUNLZc
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>>539723828
post xer
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>>539723855
four seasons used to be the job centre ringtone that you'd have to listen to for half an hour while your designated BAME call handler is on her 7 millionth fag break of the day.
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>>539723180
I put in a word with my mate a few months ago, forgot to tell you. He's written this for you to learn from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XanBjL99fc
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>>539723986
far better than the shite that many call waiting systems use
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Brit/pol/ had its own troon appear on University Challenge
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>>539718451
Nobody expects those loans will ever be paid back.
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>>539724132
>Trooniversity Challenge
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>>539721622
Tower hamlets council named buildings after peter the painter. Scum.
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>>539724186
Which i just realised was in your pic.
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>>539724116
that fucking student loan company one was funny. some kind of 70s disco kind of shit
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>>539724132
Looks like he would play WoW with you after draining your balls after a long day
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>the bough on the linden is leafy and green
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>>539724326
Throw
>>539724326
Back
>>539724326
Edish
>>539724326
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>>539724132
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>>539724132
Vaginoplastrly Challenged ?
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>>539724132
Handsome lad
I'm really good at buggering, if he was up for it like



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