The War of 1812 ended after the Burning of Washington, the Russia-Ukraine War will end after the Burning of Moscow!Russia-Ukraine War is just the War of 1812 part 2. Canada & the US were same nation before 1776 similar to how Ukraine & Russia were the same nation before 1991. The Founding Fathers banned Anglicanism in the US & created Episcopalianism due to the Anglican Church being controlled by the British Government analogous to Zelensky banning the Moscow Patriarchate Church. 29 years post-Treaty of Paris, the US attempted to conquer part of Canada in order to create a buffer state vs. the British Empire similar to how 30 years post-USSR collapse, Russia attempted to conquer part of Ukraine to create a buffer state vs the EU/NATO Empire. Canadians are British Loyalists similar to how Ukrainians are EU Loyalists!90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US-Canadian Border. The whole purpose of Canada is to be a British Military Base vs. the US. That's why the US came up with War Plan Red in the 1920s to invade Canada as part of a Greater War vs. the British Empire. Post-WW2 Russia threatening to nuke Canada/US/Western Europe the later nations into forming an alliance.
>>539719071>Russia-Ukraine War is just the War of 1812Except the US held elections, unlike ukranny
>>539719071how did the burning of Moscow end for Napoleon?
>>539719071The war of 1812 started because British sailors would abandon their post and become American merchant navy seamen resulting in Royal navy ships illegally boarding American ships to press-gang them back into service.
>>539719071Canada should've annex you in 1812 we wouldn't have to deal with you retards right now
>>539719340Hitler successfully conquered Ukraine! NATO doesn't want to conquer Russia, they lured Russia into the Ukrainian Trap!
>>539719340oops, must have missed that one
>>539719230Most countries don't have elections when in war. USA is the exception. I generally agree with USA here but I understand why they're delayed too. You don't want to interrupt the momentum and it's very possible for your enemies to rig the elections.
>>539719373>The war of 1812 started because British sailors would abandon their post and become American merchant navy seamen resulting in Royal navy ships illegally boarding American ships to press-gang them back into service.Sounds exactly like the Donbas Militants declaring Independence from Ukraine & Russia intervening on their behalf.
>>539719071it'll be over once the last wildberries location is reduced to rubble
>>539719230>>539719373>>539719509Russia = USAUkraine = CanadaCanada didn't have elections because they were content with being King George Loyalists while enjoying Westminster rule.Russia had an election in 2024 similar to the US 1812 Election.
>>539719071snifff harder pidor
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>>539720049moar
>>539719481>Le Ukrainian trap!Kekekekekek
>>539721071
keeeek the quick, small 3 day operation in Ukraine is sure going to plan.
>>5397190715 years in, and the proxy state of ukraine is meatgrinding his people to build time to drone bomb shipping warehouses.sigh
>>539721977Go on
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>>539724243yes
>>539719071Truth.
>>539725873go on
>>539719071>similar to how Ukraine & Russia were the same nation before 1991nigger, what?no, not similar. at all. Ukraine was like a *state* of the United States? That's what the Ukraine was, to Russia. If some asshole country came along and "liberated" Alaska from the United States? Yeah, I think it would be over the oil there, and that's not liberation, that's stealing Alaska. So yeah, Russia is pissed. Bird-brain.
>>539727383The Founding Fathers considered Canada to be the 14th Colony. Canada & America were Provinces of Britain.
>>539719071Bong here. Fort Mchenry was the only part of USA we didn’t conquer only because it was convenient to keep all the uppity colonials contained there while we kicking arse in Europe, again.
>>539729999Very stupid mistake to let go of the Colonies! There's no Napoleon/French Revolution without Louis XVI supporting the Founding Fathers. America affected European Politics early on.
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>>539719071>Russia-Ukraine Warretarded fuck
>>539734162*2 Week Special Military Operation (TM)
>>539719548Holy shit there is someone besides me who knows why this war started. I am literally besides myself.
>>539735884elaborate
>>539719071>90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US-Canadian Border.That's just geography. Most of Canada is garbage land.
>>539719071But in your analogy...... it would make more sense then for Ukraine to be America given the religious schisms mentioned and Russia and the British goald to establish a weird protectorate government out of land that the defending government has more dubious claim to than their heartland. But overall it's just a really stupid analogy that with no direct correlation.....
>>539740798Two Nations that were once one that were torn apart revisit the schism, with the timeline being analogous (30 years post USSR collapse resulting in a Russian invasion of Ukraine = 29 years post Treaty of Paris resulting in the War of 1812). The Smaller Nation that was Invaded built Fortifications in Preparation of an Invasion.The US believed that the Proto-Ontarians would welcome the US as liberators similar to how Russia believe Eastern Ukraine would welcome Russia as liberators.
>>539719071The War of 1812 was decided at New Orleans where Jackson raped the British.
>>539741537Ironically, New Orleans got raped by the North later on during the Civil War, which set the stage for the end of the South!
