I can earn up to a 140k enlistment bonus, thankfully I am Indian so they will accept me
I can smell you from across the river
>>539727792Here's how that's gonna work in real-life:>140K enlistment bonus*>*selected careers only>sign up for selected career with big bonus>get to boot camp>sorry, there are no slots for that selected career available, so the fine-print in your contract says that we can assign you to cook>no enlistment bonus for cooks>Palantir assigns you as cook aboard ship>Palantir has also assigned all Goyim to this ship>orders to deploy to Iran>politically-appointed Jewish officer in CONUS gives orders for your ship to fight>"Iranian" missiles fired from an Israeli Dolphin sub blows hole through your ship right where the galley in which you are working is located>your lifeless dismembered body is swept out to sea to become fish food>because they cannot locate your corpse, they declare you a deserter so they don't have to pay your family death benefitsEven Jeets don't love Israel that much.
>>539727792GO NAVY!
>>539728206Yeah "up to" is always a scam.
>>539727792Wow you should sign up i bet you'll immediately find an american wife too anon
>>539727792Yeah get $140k bonus for a 5+ year contract to make $24k a year as an enlisted soldier. So making $55k a year to potentially die in a foreign country fucking retard. This is only potentially appealing to 18 year olds with no skills. My first shitty IT job paid more than that.
>>539727792You can not join the US military unless you're a citizen or a Green Card holder
>>539727792But I thought the military was meeting all their goals and actually chuds lost? In fact the military's never had so many new recruits before in its entirey history! The recruiters are orgasming because they're getting such big bonus checks for bringing in so many pieces of meat. The government wouldn't lie, would it?
>>539727792It worked in the Vietnam War, hundreds of thousands of leaferinos joined the US Army.
>>539728432How did mexico's navy get so globohomo?
>>539727792I wouldn't know, I have all ads blocked and don't listen to radio or watch tv. No Netflix either
>>539727792>I am Indian so they will accept meLike you could do 1 push-up shitjeet.
>>539727792You should totally sign up sukdeep. They'll totally pay out, and not renig and fuck you over.
>>539727792They finished their wargaming, and they realized THEY ARE FUCKED LMAO.
>>539728678You forgot that 50% of all enlistment bonuses instantly disappear due to taxes, and the rest is doled out in monthly payments over the course of your enlistment. Furthermore, the payouts don't happen until your second year of service. So the quicker you die, the less they have to pay, if they even pay anything at all. >t. knower
BasedWe will send the jeets to get droned by the sand peopleYou're welcome Canada
