Could this work?
Why wouldn't it?
>paying extra to have a filthy foid handle your food while her natural aroma infests your nostril and fuck up the taste of whatever you are eatingIt's no longer the 80s, boom-boom.
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>>539729630This would have cause Hitler the tranny to seeth if he were still alive. Good on Americhads for knowing how to enjoy life.
Im too beta to enjoy strip clubs so no I would not attend
>>539729630hell yea brother
>>539729630Mixing sex and food is a no.
>>539729630Ewwww imagine the smell.
This is basically what those California cafés are.
>>539729754Michael you need to fuck off of the internet. Nobody wants you here gook.
literally never would get passed health regulations.
>>539729630So it's like Hooter's but without the plausible deniability of it just being risque or a good value? I'd go there because I'm a degen with money, but 99% of people wouldn't and the place would fail. Foids wouldn't go there. All the boomers with money are pussywhipped betas who have to pretend their 55 year old gross wife's cellulute ass is the sexiest thing ever. Zoomers have no money and are addicted to internet porn.
>>539729630so you never went to asia?
>>539729630Jesus look at that pole dancing injuryYou're going to be paying comp out the ass
>>539729630>Could this work?Well hello..more hamburgers and boobies over here please
>>539729630They already have buffets in them...
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>>539729630If you do make it happen please stick to the concept design and only hire 40+ matures with nice bodiesAt least they'll know how to cook
>>539729630No. Men get hungry AFTER sex, and they won't care about your saggy tits when they eat since refractory period kicks in.
>>539729955Crab buffets maybe.
>>539729921Hooters is a family restaurant you sick fuck
>>539729630Yes?Except customers usually prefer to linger when there's that kind of show. Maybe even have a beer or two. They could sit at a bar or something positioned around the stage.We could call it... a strip bar.
>>539729630I don't want other people near my food. Much less naked people wearing glitter and shit. Fuck you OP. Women belong in chains and nowhere else.
>>539729630you're also gonna need some sort of barrier around the deep fryer Either a splash barrier or a sound barrier either or
why not just pay a hooker? I don't understand the point if strip clubs.
>>539729630Only If I can request the girls fart on my food and spit in my drink
I hope the menu is themed and it isnt just basic ass burger n fries, more like "Gash n Smash combo" for a roastbeef sandwhich with a side of smashed taters, "Lilith's Special" for a kosher hamburger (the joke being that a strip club can offer kosher food) or the "Chef's meat in his homely sauce", or "Carpet Muncher Delight" which is a fish salad, etc. So much potential, like why even bother with restraint, anyone who'd gobto such a place is going to be the kind of person to like this kind of crass humor.
Fixed it
>>539729630LOL I worked at a Dairy Queen 25 years ago and my coworkers and I would talk about doing this. Beat your meat while you eat your meat. Is what we would say.
>>539730239they probably do that anyway
>>539729630As a german i m appalled by 20% tips. Guess that isnt any better in strip clubs.
>>539730225Because hookers aren't legal in most places here, and never will be, because there's more money to be made for the establishments involved in the cock teasing industries that are strip clubs and regular bars that allow female customers to fleece the male customers for drinks. Strip clubs at least can have some really good food at their buffets, if they're not really cheap ones where you're likely to catch a disease touching a surface.
>>539729630you want some pulic hair with that?
>>539729630That's already strip clubs>>539729772It wouldn't actually. Germany had brothels in his time.He was very against underage child prostitution but adult prostitution was relatively normal in Germany.
>>539730532Finding out Euros don't tip made me lose all respect for them.
>eating and sex>at the same timeHeinous.
>>539731384they'd be wearing hairnet merkins anon there are laws
>>539729630probably better food than most strip clubs and a familiar brand - why not? Only a matter of the corporate goyslop chain allowing franchisees to use a strip club as the restaurant location.
>>539731384yes
>>539729630whatever state you live in has regulations around food and nudity that don't allow for naked people around foodthe girls would all be in bottoms and pasties and the food would be a sandwich tray you have to help yourself toor the strippers and food are in separated areas like every strip club steak house that already exists
Depends on the location and how much you're charging, but maybe.
>>539729630>trying to get my burger>see a woman's stinky buttholeDoesn't work for me.
>>539729630>Could this work?Not if the health department has anything to say about it. Which they do. And they will.
>>539729630Strip clubs have been serving food forever now, it's like the only way they can survive.
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Smh this isn't what I meant when I ordered chicken strips!
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