My child arrived just the other day.He came to the world in the usual way.But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.He learned to walk while I was away.And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew.He'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad"."You know I'm gonna be like you"...
Good songBut no one here has bred
>>539734259I am your father.
I just fucking spent 10 minutes typing out critical advice for your son's childhood development to avoid inceldom but I didn't realize you were just making a stupid song
>>539734104 He got his foreskin circumcised before I came through
>>539734259I've been bred.
>>539734104Does he still have his foreskin?>why yes yes he doesYou did good dad. I love you too.
>>539734104You drunk on a monday?
>>539734104And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoonLittle Bo Peep and a bunch of niggers on the moonThen fork ran away with the spoon.
>>539734104YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN
>>539737060What's wrong with being drunk on a Monday? I feel personally attacked
>>539734104ONE MORE TRIAL, TO BE FREE
>>539734104My child arrived just the other day.He came to the world in the usual way.But there wasnt planes to catch, and bills to pay.He learned to walk while I was thereAnd he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew.He'd say "IM GODZILLA! RAWR!!!"."IM GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!"...Basically because I refused to be a wage slave
>>539734104I see you standin thereyou think your so coolwhy dont you justFUCK OFF
WFH father chads I don't relate to this song at all
My dad died last year brosIt still hurts
>>539738058Mine died on Memorial Day.I can’t even admit it in a post yet without bawling my eyes out
>>539734104Cats in the cradle with a silver spoonLittle boy blue and the man on the moonWhen you coming home, dadI dont when, but soon we'll be together then sonI'm glad this songs resonated with me at a young age. Very good message
>>539738058If only you voted for Kamala.
>>539738161What message? That a dad should work so much he misses his son growing up?
>>539738213That you shouldn't do what the dad did and let life pass you by, duh
My last job was at one of the big aero space companies my job was to kill a big bull frog with a Shovel this was a couple years ago when I moved put of town and decided to make my own way the bullfrog lived in a marshy area near the parking lot and croaked really loudly and distracted some of the engineers so it was out job to kill it with a Shovel there were 5 of us we were called the frog team on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open we say the turtle on the second day and spent about an hour or so wacking on its shell with our Shovel until it broke after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up the boss was there on the dance floor rubbing himself through the front of his pants then he came up to me He said "hey lets get outta here and get high I got some weed in my car" i asked if my friends could come and he said "no I don't wanna get high with your little gay friends" then he grabbed me by the shoulder so hard it hurt In the parking lot I seen my chance and I hit him in the back with a shovel the human resources director saw me and rushed over and grabbed the shovel I ran away right then knowing I had done wrong you can believe I felt just awful for what I done i felt i let down the company most of all I felt I let down the frog team with my shoddy behavior I didn't leave the house for a week I was so depressed
>>539736881That, we never doubted.
But them there was a knock at the door and who else was there but the frog team and the boss weeping with open arms begging for forgiveness I worked down in cape Canaveral after that ripping up cats with a big riding lawnmower when ever they wondered onto the field but it wasn't the same so I quit and moved back home I had something special there with the frog team and I don't know if I'll ever have it again the cats screamed
tfw I don't even have a son to neglect.Feels bad.
my dad gave me autism.
it's fine because I make so little I can't afford kids. Bazinga.
>>539734104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4&list=RDdZLfasMPOU4&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LzWUAkpNrQ&list=RD3LzWUAkpNrQ&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLtGTwIxZZs&list=RDiLtGTwIxZZs&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRJKB291Z1g&list=RDkRJKB291Z1g&start_radio=1
>>539738277But his boy was just like him, His boy was just like him>Add guitar riff here
>>539738058>>539738116three years here, changes you. be thankful for the good dads cuz there's plenty that are shit.
>>539737730Welgum to da juggle babeh.You gudda die.
>>539738295Off yourself run on sentence bitch
>>539739014SHA NANANANANANANANANANAA KNEEES KNEEES
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>>539738161Same>>539734104Best thread on pol rn
