it was a squib. he’s alive. anyone saying he’s dead is in on the coverup. mic theory is spookslop
the blood is fake afthe acting is terriblethe funeral was fakecandace is a glowie
Agreed
>>539745018acting was pretty good. Almost coming one year and majority still believe he is dead.
>>539745444even the people who say he was killed admit to planning in the crowd and bad acting but they twist it to suggest they were all in on murder rather than that it was entirely staged on a literal cia campus with a security team that runs active shooter drills
Let's assume Charlie Kirk is still alive. He would have to stay hidden for the rest of his life. For what purpose? What was this staged assassination meant to achieve?
>>539745633he seems more valuable as a martyr and we are watching a new q-style movement of feds push people into jailing themselves over their anger while all opposition to israel on the right is under strict online control by fedfluencers. they’re just starting to get regular folk to investigate, it’s only a matter of time before rhey organize a march or some bullshit to get a bunch of people imprisoned. they are also making real critiquq of israel into conspiracy retardation via candace. it’s more productive than charlie’s campus events which they had to end in the wake of genocide. kirk’s persona is useful as a martyr, not as what he once was
>>539745574>>539745018>>539744143>nothing is real>everything is a conspiracyyou may as well cut your throat. if you die, you're real.
>>539745018>the blood is fake af>the acting is terrible>the funeral was fake>candace is a glowie
>>539745881stfu glowie
>>539744143>a face like that could stay hidden for a year and no body would everything say anything Is your working hypothesis he's living on cunny island and getting groceries delivered by magical sea birds?
>>539745962you do realize he's got 4 or 5 of these eh?
>>539745822So you believe Charlie Kirk agreed to pretend to be dead and never go out in public again for the rest of his life so that a bunch of right wing conspiracy theorists could be arrested?
>>539746006>He's hiding out in a mcmansionLemme guess he got facial surgery to completely change his appearance and his own kids don't even know it's him. Got any other third rate movie scripts?
>>539744143>it was a squib. he’s alive.And living on the moon with Elvis and Bruce Lee. Do you fuckheads even listen to yourself? Like, ever?I am not very keen of the idea that someone wanted or needed him dead... he was an unimportant jackoff in the greater scheme of things. But suppose you're right, they did want him dead and went to the trouble to do it. If that happened, they sure as fuck didn't do the even more impossible job of faking his death in front of a crowd just so... so, what, exactly? That they didn't have to feel like murderers? They're goddamned jews for fuck's sake. They'd stomp kittens for nickels, they aren't going to save his life. That's beyond stupid. That's nigger-level intelligence. You're a dumb nigger.
he's alive but the body double is deadand there isn't a huge conspiracy, he did it to get away from his whore of a wife. charlie remarried and moved to hungary.you think I'm making this shit up but I have insider knowledge, I'm being 100% for real here.
>>539746024charlie kirk is a construct to begin with, and it served its purpose and is more useful now in martyr form. he definitely was not going to be able to do those campus events with iran war and gaza genocide in play
>>539745822Touch grass faggot
>>539746084>>539746089glowies are mad
>>539745923oh but birds definitely aren't real. they're all listening devices. also dogs.
>>539746130Why? He was openly saying Bibi let Oct 7 happen. It's not secret knowledge he was turning on the jew, he was saying that shit openly. Makes no sense to fake kill him. Israel offed him.
>>539745923Ah you can't say glownigger. This is a glownigger thread.You're all getting the fucking rope. You KNOW you deserve it every single day. Mormon fucking trash.
>>539746181>accusing us of being glowies for pointing out the idiocy of these theoriesHe was killed by kikes for opposing the Iran war. Simple as. Denounce the Talmud faggot
>>539744143Holy photoship
>>539746282>source: my feewings>denounce the talmudyou first, nigger
>>539744143Imagine if JFK was assassinated when 4chan was around. I was literally here getting the .webm 30 minutes after it happened. We all witnessed a murder, who happened to be a bit of an Internet celebrity. it's not that deep.
>>539745444>>539745574I'm up my ass
>>539746203israel offed him so then where is the blood, glownigger faggot? you know you still gave to prove israel did it. i’m not as retarded as your bots. you’re the same as every fedfluencer online right now. you change theories every month as long as it blames israel and has kirk dead. you want me to forget everything i know about shooter drills. fuck off
>>539746328What ARE you faggots fishing for anyways? Loose ends mayhaps?>I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD BTW
>>539746378you can't even do it sincerely lolol kike
>>539746377Youre angry, fed and dumb
>>539746415you have no argument because you can’t explain the lack of blood or the shitty crisis actors. awful lot of shut-it-down itt rather than facts. glowniggers upset about people saying charlie is alive. it’s all well and good to say a microphone killed him but don’t go saying he’s not actually dead. that really sets off the glowies like nothing else
>>539744143no blood on them, no blood trail
Schizo conspiracy theories are my favorite parts of 4channel.
>>539744143ok go find him
>>539746830Go to /x/ then you'll love it over there in the loony bin
>>539746862Trolling the gangstalkers there was a favorite past time.
>>539746830you are a complete embarrassment to what this board once was, and are obviously dumb as shit or lying because the biggest podcasts in the world are pushing an evidence-free theory of an exploding mic and the fbi’s case is the definition of a conspiracy theory. saying he’s alive is much less convoluted and retarded.
>>539744143It's been a year and there are exactly 0 new camera angles other than the 5 videos we saw posted everywhere within minutes of it happening. All otherwise gore restrictive channels including main stream ones ensured everyone was seeing them. The entire thing is fake as shit
>>539747303they controlled the event and all footage
>>539745444That's more of a testament to the stupidity of the average person.
they set up ian carrol and candace as new blood conspiracy theorists who are just learning and then boosted them into infinity and hide all the og theorists so they can do limited hangout controlled opposition to official narratives. these people are third-rate know-nothing assets who are miming real analysts and they deliberately won’t connect real shit, they stay where the spooks want them. this whole thing is beyond retarded and aby old school analyst can see that but you are drowned out by new sloppers
>>539744143Where is he? Hiding with the 12th imam?
>>539745822>>539746130So Charlie Kirk just larped as a clarinet playing high school student for years?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR9GbnTT5sQAnd you're saying he returned to Bikini Bottom?Is that what you're saying?
