https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/07/epic-diarrhea-outbreak-has-40-of-americans-avoiding-fruits-and-veggies/
>>539759137What's explosive diarrhea?
america is becoming india
>>539759137>explosive diarrheacan kill you. It might be a bio weapon.
>>539759180>What's explosive diarrhea?No log jam.
>>539759180Like this but from your angus
>>539759137I never ate em to begin with
>>539759137What was their excuse before?
>>539759180Exactly what it sounds like. A sudden, burning sensation in your stomach that forces you to hurry to the nearest toilet and sit down, and out comes a loud explosion of messy diarrhea that splatters the inside of the toilet. This is a problem because sometimes the nearest toilet isn't very near, and one simply cannot escape to a safe place before the explosion hits. Foreigners often confuse this with "sharting" with, as you know, is a perceived fart that actually ends up being a poop. But in many cases, it is simply explosive diarrhea that occurred without quick access to a toilet, leaving the victim unprepared and exposed to suffer the full brunt of the explosion in their pants.
>>539759277>Designated septic hydrantsIndia is on a whole different level
>>539759137There's been a noticeable drop in quality from one of the grocery chains around me that's notoriously replacing their staff with illegals. (Market Basket)Stopped going there altogether because of it. Not because of the politics of it, but the place legitimately makes me squeamish now.Also stopped eating things like pork because I no longer trust it to be handled or sourced properly before it reaches the shelf.There's no true safety, but in the last few years, I've started paying more for groceries to avoid anything that's suspiciously cheap or high risk if not handled properly.
>Epic diarrheawestern journalism has to go
>>539759137Meh. You'll be alright without most vegetables. They're mostly included to meals for filler and enjoyment, you don't need them to survive or even be healthy.
>>539759137I eat fruit and veggies daily and I have been fine. It is funny to me that fat fuck mutts now have even more reason to slurp down goyslop.Americans are so fucking stupid. Honestly americans are dumber than shitskins like somalians and jeets. Thats actually true too because somalians can fucking defraud an entire state and government.Fucking everyone is so stupid here
>>539761006Based Dr. Salisbury appreciator
>>539759137Sorry meme flag. Tell your media agency that according to google trends, no one actually cares. Keep pushing your WHO/NIH propaganda, you're not getting your funding back.
This is because all the wetback workers keep pissing and shitting in the fields.
>Americans avoiding fruit and vegetablesNo change then? I'm not sure constipation is the proper solution to diarrhoea though.
>>539759137fruit and veggies aren't enough if the rest of what you eat is processed crap.
>>539761293>this lettuce could possibly give me the shits (it wont, the contaminated batch was already taken off shelves etc) so i will just eat this food with 100gs of sugar 100 carps 10,000 calories to be safe! So yeah pretty much no change anon.
>>539760536I turned into a hippy after learning just how low quality a lot of our food is. Now I exclusively shop from the local organic religious stores. Its expensive, but holy shit does the food actually taste like something.
>>539759277>tacobellnight.webm
>>539759137I've been cooking/braising all of my veggie dishes. Cabbage, endives, carrots. It's fine but it kind of sucks to do in the summer. I miss salads.
I don't think its the diarrhea keeping my fellow Americans from eating fruits and vegetables lmao
>>539759137Haha yeah sure its the diarrhea causing them not to eat fruits and vegetables And its the fruits and vegetables thats giving them diarrhea Cool LARP
>>539761931It the lettuce that the Mexicans shit on.
>>539759137>40% of mutts avoid veggies and fruitsthat's down from 80% who previously avoided them
>>539761244Funny how that wasn't an issue for decades before you placed pajeets in the fields
>>539761931This. They gear one story and its enough to make them feel certain that HFCS is better for them. The amount of produce sold everywhere and daily and they still think its contaminated and scary. Fucking stupid american fat fucks
>>539759474I always thought it was some kind of burger joke, you really need to eat more fiber jesus
>>539759137diarrhea?
you lost tranny
>>539759137I work at Taco Bell and this has been refreshing. I make enough money on the side to survive anyways so I just took two weeks off and pretended it was out of pity for other people getting their hours cut. And the good news is Core, the bi-annual inspection from corporate, happened when I was gone. Lmao fuck it.
>>539762033Did mexicans shit on the fruits and vegetables from countries other than mexico too? How come none of you ever suspect doritos?
>>539760536How about you smell the meat, and you cook it properly you pussy. Wash your vegetables and cut them yourself.Or continue to live in fear and get price gouged. Pussweed. You know you're going to die anyway, right?
>cyclosporacyclonic sprölöröör in americans pants :DD
>>539762321Burger joke? Maybe about certain chains like Chipotle and Taco Bell. And Americans know not to drink the tap water if they go to Mexico. India and Africa reigns supreme in death by diarrhea. An American just goes to the hospital (which they don't even have to because they have access to fresh drinks or water) and pays a nominal fee/pretend the bill doesn't exist for 7 years.
>>539759137>be amerimutt>don't eat fruits veggies>stuff face with lard and corn syrup>spew diarrheaNothing unusual about this
>>539763091>And Americans know not to drink the tap water if they go to MexicoThats to avoid a lethal parasite. You get the diarrhea anyway just by stepping across the border.
>>539759180I literally just had explosive diarrhea I can take a picture of my toilet if you want. I still haven't flushed I'm just sitting on the toilet hovering my shit and absorbing the smell.
>>539763348See for this guy its just tuesday
>>539763442I did have mayonnaise yesterday, and mayonnaise is a vegetable.
It is crazy how low quality fruits and vegetables have become. Very dry, honestly.
I had a fren who worked slave wages on a farm in US.He said the mexicans working there would take turns poopoo and peepeeing on the fruits and vegggies after harvesting them.Kinda makes sense with ałl the salmanella and food poisoning going on in muttmerica.
>>539759180It's funny.
>>539759137>40% of americans avoiding fruits and veggiesWhat the fuck? The number went down?Do Americans like having diarrhoea?
>>539764575for poo
>>539762841Doritos are baked at high temperatures, your cousin Pablo picks strawberries with his shit-covered hands after fingerblasting his boypussy during his siesta and those microorganisms survive.Eat more doritos, you might start winning hockey again.
>>539763239>Fat Bastard.
>>539759181becoming?
>>539759137shit man i started eating more veggies the day i heard about this shit. i don't give a fuck. i like to test my immune system. i'll lick a fucking hospital wall. my immune system will rape and murder anything
Why doesn't this happen in poor countries? Maybe ameficans are just dirty niggers.
>>539759137You can literally just cook the vegetables and the threat of cyclospora is goneBut most people are too retarded for that I guess
Based migrant workers!If you can't sort out something as basic as farming without "needing to" resort to illegal labor maybe the system deserves to fail. There's too many fat fucks anyway, I cheer on them shitting themselves to death so they can die as they lived, like shit.
>>539759137Its salad. There was a big recall because of salmonella or something else. Normies at the office are talking about avoiding salads they did not wash themselves.
>>539759137Shit, 40% of us avoided fruits and vegetables long before this crap started.
The Great Shartening of 2026
>>539759474Based shit scholar.
>>539759137it's obviously stupid fucking foreigners sabotaging our food supply.
>>539759180
>>539763348I'm honestly wondering if I've gotten this parasite. I went from shitting bricks so hard you could use them to build housing to squirting out sludge. I had to travel last week and ended up spraypainting the hotel toilet. Yesterday I felt a rumble, got up, immediately started feeling the liquid force its way out of my asshole onto my underwear, waddled as fast as I could to the bathroom, and sprayed what wasn't already on my underwear all over the toilet. Fortunately my underwear didn't drip between my bedroom and the bathroom, so I only dripped shit all over the bathroom floor.I'm going to try to clean it up today. (We had a 12-hour power outage yesterday, including while the above happened, because of a tornado. I didn't want to try cleaning that mess when I couldn't even see it in the bathroom.)
>>539759137this year, oligarchy:- dropped 10 regulations for every new 1 new reg.- dropped Dropped Test Oversight- revoked 52 FDA checks for vegetablesnext year; fuck your chickens
>>539763866>Kinda makes sense with ałl the salmanella and food poisoning going on in muttmerica.Hardly ever happens nowadays. The feds can literally trace crops back to a single field now, due to all the monitoring and recordkeeping.Hepatitis A outbreaks used to be a frequent thing reported on the news thirty years ago, usually linked to some turd worlder working in a restaurant. Nowadays I hear about them maybe once or twice a year, always due to some unvaccinated turd worlder working in a restaurant. Hardly anyone gets sick with HepA any more ever since HepARix and then TwinRix (HepA+HepB) came out.I love that we live in a country where pharmaceutical companies can genetically engineer yeast to protect people against hepatitis, and it's the safest vaccine ever.
>>539765447kek accurate
>>539771904>next year; fuck your chickensSome of us do that already.
1. I love diarrhea being described as epic.2. Ive never had "non-explosive" diarrhea.
>>539763239>insult Americans>post a Mexicanwhat did he mean by this?
>>539759137I already have diarrhea every single day, why would I change my diet?
>>539759180It's diarrhea that explodes.
>>539759180It's like an explosion, but with diarrhea.
My only question is why nobody blames the vaccine?
>>539759984It's quite impressive really
>>539759137I haven't, just take ivermectin if you think you're tummy is getting the big sads. We ramped up production post-covid anyway.
>>539773815>just take ivermectinYou do know that not every medication works for every single bug out there, right? Trimethoprim is the drug to kill this parasite.
>>539762033how many pajeets work there?
>>539759180Like when the Haribo started selling gummy bears without sugar.
>>539759137>implying i eat veggiesI drink them. More efficient that way.
>>539777700Too much salt in that stuff.
>>539777800I do the low sodium option generally.
Why do whites have such sensitive stomachs anyway?Im white passing Hispanic and ive never understood the whole "hurr durr taco bell and spicy food makes me shit so bad".For being a superior race, thats such a critical flaw. Never met a nigger or spic with celiac or IBS.
>>539778467We evolved to digest dairy. Most other races were hunting and eating spoiled meat so they evolved to handle that type of food better.
>>539759137>import third world>become third world
>>539759137probably get food safe soap to scrub the hindu sludge off your vegetables
>>539778467>Im white passing Hispanicno you're not>For being a superior racethey made everything but because they get the shits from spices juan gets all smugone in four of you will die of heart disease just from eating corn and not moving enough
>>539759137>40% of Americans avoiding fruits and veggies60% already were doing that though so how is this news?
>>539759137>capitalist corporations hire illegal alien barbarians to tend crops>populace comes down with the shitsCapitalism was always about picrel for the top and nothing more. It's not about trade, it's only about them acquiring more and more capital.
>>539759137I haven't changed my eating habits at all and I fear no explosive diarrhea.The only time I have explosive diarrhea is when I drink entirely way too much. Way too quick in an entirely way too short time. Fall asleep and get not enough sleep
