It turns out, sitting down to pee is good for you. It’s beneficial for your health. Make sure to sit down next time you pee, so you aren’t labeled an outcast!https://www.menshealth.com/uk/health/a44048316/sitting-down-to-pee-health-benefits/
>>539769131Just look at all these benefits!
>>539769160It give you a chance to eat lunch with your dick out.
>>539769131Not really.hemorrhoidsPeople already sit too much.They want you to sit, because of the women complains.
>inb4 tf tp yada yadaThere is objectively no advantages of peeing standing up in private, only disadvantages. It does make sense in public though, for obvious hygienic reasons
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>>539769584yeh go ahead and encourage me and see if that helps
I use urinals when available and public bathrooms I stay standing as well but NGL at home sitting down to piss is easier no aiming or finishing intermittent squirts flying somewhere but you get to sit down in a place no one will bother you while you do your pissing. It's quieter if all of a sudden you need to shit you're already setup I will comced pulling foreskin back isn't as easy as standing but I'm sitdown pilled and don't care what anyone thinks
>>539769967Don’t lie. You just use the designated pooping street.
At home its better to pee like this because it reduces splashed piss around your bathroom surfaces. In public you stand because then you dont have to sit on a public seat
>>539769131>2pbtidAt least you’re trying
>>539769584lol is that the originalI had only ever seen the M2F edit
>>539769131It doesn't matter how well I aim, sometimes I'll just get that random side streamer and piss goes on the floor. Really, for me, it comes down to that. Sitting down, no piss ever touches the floor.Been doing it for over a decade. When I moved in with my girlfriend she was kinda surprised but she has brothers and said growing up it was the same story - piss just has that way of hitting the floor when you're standing. Sit and save all the hassle.To anyone thinking they should sit to reduce the toilet seat up/down arguments, just stop. That full lid should be closed before you flush no matter who you are, less you want to be consisered a filthy mongrel.
>>539769967>I use urinals when available and public bathrooms I stay standing as wellfucking pooreal canadians just pee standing up in the handicap stall for extra space and to avoid pissing next to one of you faggots
>>539769131same people who say men in dresses are bological women.
""""experts say""""
>>539769485this, in my previous work I got hemorrhoids because I was browsing internet in my cellphone too long while taking a shitting break.
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>>539769131Ah damn…though I’m already a smoker so I might just keep peeing standing up.I know, I know, it’s good for me but, anon I…I’m just not gonna do it.
>>539769131but you can't get all the pee out. When I pee sitting down I have to stand up to push out the last few drops.
>>539769131women will never understand that men truly do not give a shit.I make my own decisions based on my own personal experiences, and I honestly could not care less about the insipid lecturing from random nobodies >oh but I have a coat and a title, I am very importantnot to me. as far as I am concerned, you might as well not exist.
>>539769160Wash your hands you jeets
>>539769160just imagine the deformed creature that wrote that.
>>539769131>Start dating a liberal woman.>She comes over to my house on date 3.>We hang.>Gotta go piss.>Come back.>She asks if I sat down or stood up to piss.>Taken aback, ask her why it matters.>She tells me it matters, now answer it.I stood up.>She gets upset and tells me that she finds it very unattractive and that I need to start sitting down to pee.>Don't argue, don't fight it, just calmly tell her "hey I gotta be up early can we call it a night?">She knows its because it pissed me off, tries to call me out on it.no, honestly, I realized it when I went to pee, I gotta be up early.>She leaves.>Ghost her, don't even give her the decency of a "this isn't going to work out"I realized before I told her to fuck off, she would flip out and cause a problem, and I was most likely right.
>>539769584(((jamey braunstein)))
>>539769131I'm just gonna start walking into women's bathrooms, piss all over the toilet seat and then raise them up so when they try to lower them they touch piss.
>>539769131>2023 screencap spamkys
>>539771767>I just gotta start behaving like some thirdworlder because it's based or something
I'll never sit down to pee. Hell, if I could efficiently shit standing up I probably would.
>>539771981It's only based when I do it
>>539769131I had a lot of muslim cellmates and they all always pissed in the toilet on one knee. they said it keeps the piss from splashing. I thought it was fucking weird. they also always scratched up the mirror in the cell because "vanity is haram" or some shit like that.the only cellmates I ever got along with were marines.
