Share your worst Indian story. There's always at least one.
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They stink really, really badImagine a horrific unwashed armpit smell
>>539772084>>539772352Hey you madarchod dog breath sons of onlyfan bitch, we are talented and high skill and we are becoming successful.Meanwhile, you are getting replaced, whether you like or not.You are not even qualified to clean my toilet.I would not even hire you to polish my shoes.Filthy mleccha, ACCH THOOK!
>>539772084No one here has ever met an actual Indian so asking for personal Indian stories is like asking for stories about a time anyone here talked to a real woman
>>539772084>>539772084ive seen jeets irl before.
>>539772084any interactions with them is the worst. i thought jews were the worst
Indian hate is a dead meme
>>539772352disgusting
Not such an interesting story, but there was one I worked with, quite a tall guy, and you could smell whenever he entered a room. He didn't even need to announce himself, you just knew he was there. He could achieve this in impressively sized spaces, too.
>>539772499>Ve are being of superpooer saar!Whatever you say ranjeet
>>539772660>SAAAARRRRR!!!!
>>539773323Who dis baddie?
>>539772499>clean my toiletSTFU faggot. Everyone knows you don't know how to use a toilet.
>>539772084>be me>job haver and enjoyer who is well liked>boomer boss dgaf>hires new pajeeta cre soft services lead>keeps her head down and does job>courteous working relationship>years go by>boomer boss quits>pajeeta becomes my new boss>instantly puts me on a pip for bs reasoning>learn about izzat from frens here>decide to quit, thus lowering her izzat>put in four days notice>”but anon. you were doing so well. can you stay another two weeks?”>”no. already made other commitments.”>quit>hear from coworkers after my departure that pajeeta was livid because nobody could steer the department after my resignatiomfelt good, and still feels good
>>539772084Tamil women were laughing at me for being a foreigner... IN HANOI.
>>539772660>flag checks out
>work for major bank that has big four consultants>said consultants rely heavily on jeets and even have an "off shore" office that does remote work>remote jeets are underperforming, even by jeet standards>jeet on-shore tells the bank that they would pick things up faster/better if they were actually on site for at least 3 weeks>bank agrees>they sit close to me>foul smell of body odor>openly eating foul yogurt at their desks>they huddle in the small kitchen on one floor because it has a door>they can hide there and avoid work>the smell of that room is unbearable, whites stop going there>they microwave popcorn and watch bollywood shit on their phones in there>all polite hints like opening the one window in there, they close it saying "they're cold">but worst of all, I was going to the bathroom to take a shit>I hear what sound like hands against the stall wall next to me>strange sounds>MASSIVE PLOP>wtf?!>turns out that jeet was squatting on top of the toilet (he didn't know how to use it)>mfw this is all because the bank had hired one jeet that they (naively) wanted to keep an eye on the remote jeets>but of course he was on team jeet and put an entire floor of people through misery and make it more like indiaGradually I began to hate them. This is why I will never buy anything about "top talent" from India. China doesn't hire them. And Elon Musk quietly got rid of all the jeets at xAI. We "need" guys who don't know how to use toilets properly to "innovate", these are "top talent"? Fuck right off.
>>539772084I took a 25% pay cut to NOT work with poos in I.T.
Jeet psychiatrist put me on paxil instead of referring me to a gender clinic, which ruined my 20s. Eventually found a white Dr who knew what he was doing, have been happily living as a woman for 8 years and now life is mostly good outside of cost of living being absolutely insane.
>>539773720nice story lol, do you know if she's still there or something?>>539773821lmaoreading all this I am happy I had never a jeet co-worker or boss
>>539772084Indiots.
>>539773720we should all covertly and overtly engage in counter-izzat behaviors, based
>>539772660Get out
>>539772499abe tu pagal achhut hai. tu bhangi hai.
Jeet is the new nigger I would be pissed if I was a darkie
>>539772084I have no bad Indian story’s because Indians are Aryan. I went to the gas station the other day and the Indian owner had a bracket with swastikas all over it and she was a OMGSISA
>>539772084>doctor>can't speak the language>mixes the numbers
I was at a gas station and there was two pumping gas. They sounded like the grunts from halo 2.
>>539772084I once went to a grocery store and thought I smelled something peculiar. Low and behold there was an Indian employee not 2 feet away. I was lucky to escape with my life
>>539772084>near the end of my work shift, calibrating stuff>new indian guy on next shift arrives>comes stand right next to me says "hello" and abruptly starts very loudly singing hindu song unga bunga (im guessing this is an indian version of humming a tune)>"can you take a step back I'm trying to wrap things up here for you">he nods and bops his head "sure alright", takes literally half a step backwards and starts singing againhe was fired few months later for being throughoutly incompetent and probably had a fake degree.
>>539772084i've only seen one pajeet in finland, he was ridiculously short and i'm not even that tall
>>539772084>long flight, trying to get some rest>guy behind me is indian>gets mad at flight attendant because he sent some email/request for a sort of special menu, vegan maybe, and he didn't receive it, decides to be very loud about it>>saaar do not touch me!>starts crying that he's a victim of racism>threatens the flight attendants that he'll submit a complaint, including with their government(kek) and get them fired>whenever the flight attendant is not around, the guy talks angrily at mach 7 speed to the woman next to him>people around get mad after a certain point and tell him to shut up>he continues to angrily rap, but in a slightly more quiet voice
>>539772084Ok here’s my worst indian story>be me>indians existA horrific story, i know.
>>539772499Did you get call saars?Do the needfull bloody benchod
>>539772084I dated an indian for a year, she both had a inferiority complex and a superiority complex at the same time. She was filthy rich made 300K a year and her parents had several hundred oz of gold back in India.She often berated me, compared me to her other male friends, and expected me to dote on her and put her on a pedastal. She was emotionally insecure and blamed me for the problems of the relatiomship.She was not hairy as she had her body fully waxed monthly, and didnt eat Indian food because she hated her culture and wanted nothing to do with it
>>539772084I'm from San Diego and I worked at a Indian restaurant when I was a kid as a bus boy. All of the kitchen staff was Mexican and the dishwasher was this gangbanger dude. One of the Indian waiters I don't remember his name but he came into the kitchen with dirty dishes and he threw them into the sink while the gangbanger guy was washing and he immediately started bombing on the Indian waiter. Like he was fuckin him up good and he fell then he got up and ran out of the kitchen and never came back to work. Was pretty funny.
>>539775861God bless you for surviving that hellish torture, I'm not sure most of us could.
A jeet-run gas station skimmed my credit card once.
>>539774095Idk if she’s still there, nor do I care to know. I would imagine she is, as the company is pro-dei (which will be the death of their multi-billion dollar business, along with china unveiling similar tech recently)
>>539774305Agreed, and tanks fren. Counter izzat is a surefire way to TID
>>539772084Fucking indians bought a gas station near me started advertising medium drinks for 89 cents then only sell large also the soda fountain is watered down mother fuckers
>>539772084My dad bitched about seeing a jeet doing street shitting out in public, my mother said that it's just their culture to do that and then my dad had a mental break down saying how sorry he was for being racist and tripled down on worshipping jeets like the rest of Canada.
>>539772084On /pol/ humor when a faggot Jeet tried to push his retarded caste system on non indian anons as if we gave a shite. Calling everyone dalit and mentions Izzat and Brahmin. Its was so fucking cringe that the Poo kept giving anons (You)s when they trolled him. It was so fucking funny and irritated because the jeet just kept at it all day KEK!!!
>>539772499I've analysed your post and nothing said was incorrect. Jai hind. Whites will be replaced and India will prosper. Indian century 2100.
>>539776872Anon is this true?
>>539772084I saw two Indian men staring at some livestock at the side of the road last week as I was driving along the M8 in Central Scotland.
>>539774305>>539776643counter-izzat sounds good, will remember this if I ever land in such a situation
>>539777179Based, It should be mandatory to lower their Izzat before hiring any Indian.
>>539772499>>539776890These two have no idea of the horrors they are going to face when this system self destructs. Their hubris is laughable, even. Tell me… If either of you were to come across one of your kind being surgically taken apart in the most painful way, but not painful enough to make one become unconscious, would you leave or attempt to save them?
>>539776792>started advertising medium drinks for 89 cents then only sell largekek
>>539775861You fucked a monkey?
>>539776945It's fucking bad here man. Everyone loves their goddamn jeets.
>>539777597KEKERA, enjoy your Caste System!!
>>539777597What’s the point in being in Canada? Unironically I just got to AUS a year ago and can’t wait to gtfoIf AUS is this cucked then can’t even imagine what Canada is like nowadays
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>>539772084I worked as a bouncer in a bougie cocktail bar. One time an Indian guy came in and spiked four girls drinks and he miscalculated the dose or maybe used Visine i dunno. They all got sick at once and started puking and shitting themselves and were threatening to sue us for poisoning them. We checked the tape and this one indian dude put something in all their drinks from a dropper bottle. He didn't even talk to them, just watched them fall out then left when he heard me talk about checking the cameras. Bay Area, CA.
>>539772084A girl I knew went there on travels and got raped and then gangraped by the police trying to report it. Sadly not a meme either, but actually happened, and naturally colors my opinion of India and Indians. Thankfully she managed to recover through sheer strength of character and will.I always wanted to travel through India at least once in my life but it's something I'll always keep in mind, Indian men are absolute trash. I'm a dude though and thankfully I'm capable of defending myself, but holy fuck if you're a woman I would strongly encourage you to stay the fuck away from there and/or travel with male companions if you absolutely must go there, and having means to defend yourself in addition should you get separated is also no luxury at all.Those rapists types of Indians are basically wild ferocious animal-tier and just simply predators and no amount of saying or yelling "No" will help in those situations. You also can't trust the police, as evidenced by what happened to my friend, so being armed and trained (even basic training so you're at least not freezing up and are able to act decisively is a plus) is a must for any woman travelling there and having male companions who are likewise capable with you at all times also because no one and I do mean no one will come to your aid beyond that and in fact are most likely to "join in" or exploit a situation further. It is really that bad over there, India is basically China-tier when it comes to women and rape.
>>539772084I met an indian. He gave me directions without beating me like a mayo bug but then offered me to come to his house. i went because I was hungry. he introduced me to his beautiful daughter. To my surprise, he was also super rich and gave me a ride back to my apartment in his personal limo
I have so many, being a leaf and all.Do you want to hear about my post grad, my call centre job, my corporate hell job, working with jeet truckers, or my current job in a factory?
>>539778009And one positive note to slightly balance it out, I met a cute Indian girl at a festival over here and she was far more open and nice than most girls I talk to at these, and to my surprise, out of nowhere leaned to hug and kissed me on both cheeks when we parted ways. She was actually hot even, and nothing like that had happened to me before though I've been exercising plenty in recent years which might explain it, and am otherwise a friendly and fun-loving person.Should have chatted her up but I'm dealing with so much I just went to this festival to unwind by myself and was by no means expecting to try to charm any girls at all and so passed it up. At least it told me I'm on the right path and not the lost cause I thought I was, perhaps.
>>539772499I kneel
I wish this were a joke, but...>get job as junior engineer at Caterpillar>Jeet boss and Jeet lead, but good experience on resume, so go for it>start work, notice all management are Jews, lots of pet Jeets fresh from India running around>laugh at that as I see American flags all around campusAnyway, >1 month into job>Jeet boss asks me to help him with something in empty room>he asks me during a time when nobody is around, which is weird because there are always people in that area>tells me to get on my knees below him, to get into an electrical cabinet>he stoops over me, gently brushes his cheek against the side of my face while gently placing his hand on top of mine, like it was our third date. Flagrant, not accidental, he doesn't back off and apologize like an American would>I recoil back, continue to work awkwardly around him but keep physical distance>make a big stink about it to HR the next day, write over a page of detailed information>say in that page "there were multiple cameras in there that saw it, check the footage">Jeet boss goes out for over a week while Jewish lawyers investigate>HR tells me that there is no evidence because those cameras don't connect to a security feed>somebody like me wouldn't have known that, but somebody like him would have>he took me in there during a very rare time when nobody was around, implying predatory intent>HR tells me "too bad" >work with that asshole for a year, he gets too close, generally acts like a creep to maintain his Izzat>complain to corporate snitch line and state/federal EEOC that company is still allowing harassment to occur>stop giving a fuck, argue with him to his face, call him a creep, tell entire company including all his coworkers what he did>this isn't a big deal because everybody else except the one Jeet on the team hates him and does the same thing
>>539772084>Be me>Go to Raleigh, NC in 2022>Get Uber ride>Jeet pulls up>Hop in>Car smells fine, surprisingly>Jeet starts driving and the problems start immediately>Driving well over the speed limit>Driving over the yellow line>Stop signs are either a "rolling stop" where they dont even fully stop or just ignored entirely>Taking turns at 40+ mph>Finally after probably the most dangerous ride of my life arrive at my destination>"Saar please remember to leave 5 stars, saar">"Yeah sure"It was only supposed to be a 15 minute ride, I got there in about 7 or 8 with several years shaved off of my life
Had a conversation with Microsoft tech support once regarding Azure (Cloud platform), they redirected me both to support engineers and billing technicians; So far so good but it turned out that none of them could speak English intelligebly, I didn't understand a word that was relevant to my problem and at the end of the day their expertise was taking too much time and it turned out I had to fix everything myself by paying more than the needful, roughly
>>539776872That's hot cucked Canadians are, grim
>>539772084>went to graduate school>full of Desi>finish>they all have jobs, the rest of us don'tHoist the black flag!
>>539772499Go drown in one of your diarrhea rivers.
>be in city>had to visit gov office for unrelated>get to the bus stop to go home>see pajeet waiting too>has luggage and babbling on his phone in hindi>clearly just spawned in from India>get on to the bus>empty bus>nice>second level, front like always>jeet decides to sit RIGHT BEHIND me>still babbling>STENCH.jpeg>olfactory nerves flashbanged by the most unholy smell ever>get off at the next stop and waited for next bus
>>539774020Based. I have been on countless teams that jeets, or jeet-adjacents have indelibly ruined because they are so utterly fucking inept that it's almost unbelievable to people who haven't experienced it.If you're in IT, and your team hires a jeet, you better start looking for a new job JIC, because they're ruining your team in some way -- usually just tanking the project. If the jeet was hired as any kind of manager, you better start looking for a new job and take the literal first one you can get.
>>539772084>company gets bought out>jeet installed as department head>all white men in the department get laid off, including me> job ads go up for my exact position but with a halved wageWords cannot express how much I hate these invaders
>>539776872Who needs clean waterways, parks and streets? I'm so glad my ancestors fled Canada, absolute shithole.
>>539772707>>539772621Shut the fuck up, Pedro. You guys are exactly like 'jeets, except with cowboy hats instead of towelheads.
Went to a Patel motel and they tried to sneak hundreds of dollars off my card. Multiple times they tried to re-steal by refunding and then charging again hoping I wouldn't notice. Eventually the bank had to tell them to stop. There was another time when they were on the roof of a non-profit charity pretending to be a roofer that was scheduled to work that day to get the roofers payment.
>>539772084>Call our IT department for PC issues I could easily fix myself >Put in support ticket >Takes a week to get a reply and set up time to fix issue >Get support call>During call can hear a dog constantly barking >Get annoyed with the noise >Ask Jeet can he do something about his dog"Sorry Saar It's a street dog"
>>539775861>She was not hairy as she had her body fully waxed monthly
I don't know about worst, but today I spent the morning discovering some lovely fishing villages on the English coast, and it just so happened that I didn't see any shitskins for a few hours. It was glorious. When I saw one around lunch I got so angry.
I used to work in quality control for food, its all Indians in qc/qa, if you eat something, youre trusting an Indian has gone through it first and made sure the quality is there. I've seen things. Terrible things.
>>539783034cool story, shitkesh.
