This is a literal piece of crap! i should have listened to you faggots. it was so tedious we left 2/3 of the way through. no humour at all in this movie. just boring and depressing all the way through. luckily my girlfriend has a retard card so we got the tickets for half price. fucking waste of 2 hours. nothing remotely interesting happens. no boob shots, not even a dick shot. the jews really fucked this one up
>>539777106>OP makes up a story of things that never happened
>>539777106Yeah sure you did incel
>>539777106>he's still talking about The OdysseyThey must have bought the two weeks package
>>539777106>no humour at all in this movieSOMEBODY GET THIS RETARD OUT OF HERE
>>539777106Every single movie and TV show is so bad they are not worth your time or money. Even movies and TV shows that are remotely decent (not this one) are fucking bad if you look at it though a historical lens and compare it to what we had just 10 years ago. Christopher Nolan, Speilberg, all these guys are terrbile film makers now. They have no talent or drive anymore and they all have been corrupted by woke politics.
>>539777875You think it's funny watching this faggot who's claim to fame is a vampire romance series for teenagers?
If you want cock and tit scenes just download porn. Retard>luckily my girlfriend has a retard cardAhhh alright, you're excusedAs you were, tard.
>>539777305>Watching it on a Chinese server for free counts and supports our agenda and the artistUh huh
>>539777106>he bought ticketskill yourself faggot
>>539777106Ben loved it. Therefore it based.
Everything about this movie feels off and weird. Very parasitic
>>539777305not even with a rented dick
Our age of oil, is collapsing
>>539777106You have no soul, I am Chud Maximus the King of Chuds and the movie was great
>>539780471name one thing good about it.
>>539781221>name one thing good about it.Matt damon's and Tom Holland's performance for one, if you are a fan of movies you have to respect their acting skills, they did a mastercraft display. Overall the story had a good pace, the main weak points were the Penelope scenes, it dragged the energy down, it would have been better if they replaced those scenes with more scenes of Trojan War, especially Achilles, he was only shown for 1 second
There's no humor in our classical traditions. I feel the same revulsion as you whenever something "funny" happens in Romance of the Three Kingdoms
>>539781342>performancesorry im not impressed by people standing around talking while making faces>storyno actual plot, just some war that was never explained and then someone going around encountering some weird shit. >trojan warboring samey fight scenes, stab stab ooh he can shoot an arrow yeah we already had that in lotr. >good pacewe started falling asleep because it was so dull and gay.
>>539777106Same downloaded it, and skipped through starting about 1/3rd the way through. Although I did enjoy the massive cyclops, but other than that it was so boring an shit.
>>539779495yes. she has depression and threw herself off a 4 storey building before so they gave her a soecial needs card that entitles her and a companion (me) to half price most entertainment venues, public transport and free public gym.
>>539777106I don't think much of movie watchers.
>>539777106Had the same thing with Aquaman, I went there with ling time no see friends but the movie was so shit I just left while the friends stayed.We should of grabbed some beers instead.
>>539780025Ben has terrible takes
>>539782429that cyclops was pretty gay. the gayest part was the weird scene where they get off the boat and theres a screaming kid in armour and then a bunch of CGI giant dudes in armor start killing them and they run away and nothing is ever explained about what that was about. theres killing yes but its boring because there is nothing real about it because its just like whatever i dont care about these trannys getting killed by some CGI
also basically the first thing you see in this movie is a fucking nigger. then 5 minutes later they put a tranny on screen. then theres tom hollands pig ugly bint of a black wife
>>539782429>>539782448The scenes with Penelope, John Leguizano and Twilight guy dragged the movie down, I give it a 7/10, Damon and Holland carried that movie hard, Troy with Brad Pitt is a much better movie>>539782489Disney hasn't made a good movie in over 10 years now, it's best to avoid anything they touch>>539782467you are a FAGGOT
>>539782676is that the blatant rip off of blind fury. ooh its like blind fury, a blind old geezer whos really good at fighting right.
>>539782676539782467In real life, the shit you see, hear, smell etc. goes into your mind... a tree, a rock, a dog, the ocean, etc. and then your mind works its magic. For retard-bozos someone else you don't even know sees/hears the world, then their mind comes up with little stories, then they generate a film or video game or book based on this... then you sit in front of a screen and flood your brain with the products of other people's brains.
>>539782429>soDownLoaded it. - It is meant to be watched in IMAX -shot entirely in IMAX 70mm aka IMAX 1.43:1...Gay for pandering to the DEI crowd.. Movie was well done, besides that.. The message was for the heart and soul.
>>539777710People are just excited for a movie with an all-star cast and super high production value that’s not another Marvel movie.
>>539782972its legitimately a terrible movie
>>539782972It’s an Avatar situation. You won’t find one person who has actually bought a ticket and watched the movie, just fake people online.
>>539777106i haven't been to the theaters in 10 years. i've probably watched 3-4 hollywood movies in that time.
>>539777106Its not a funny story you retard, do you have a giggle reading the illiad?Go watch marvel slop for a joke every 15 seconds
>>539777106Youre fat and never get pussy lmao
>>539777106the astroturfing and complete lack of criticism by reviewers should had been a wake up call, this movie isn't even slop it's just useless trash >>539783611i actually did know a person who watched avatar back in the day, and plenty that talked about it since it was shilled hardnone for this one though, not even a single mention irl, not even in the news or social media
>>539777106I don't like movies because they are too long. I prefer tiktoks.
>>539777106>my girlfriend has a retard cardbased retard enjoyer
>>539783767i laugh every time they sacrifice a hecatomb of oxen
>>539781221It ends
>>539782972This is just another marvel movie. Its capeshit. Thousands of years old capeshit but still just capeshit.
>>539777106It was kind of a great rendedtion of the Odyssey, the need to put familiar paid facial actors in main roles is what made it kinda lame.. Elliot Page cameo about being the man.. does he get a pass? Not his fault the Hollywood apparatus made him a boy/girl for others pleasure >>539779306They write and direct things through their perspective and experience.. quite telling if you can hear it. It's not predictive programming or karma passing.. it's a guy who heard something at a meeting then got creative and wrote a script about it. Pretty sure Speilberg was using AI to write his novels before we all knew a computer could rip out a chapter in 10 seconds and a book in 30minutes
Scared white boy?
>>539777106was a great movie 8/10don't listen to hatersit is epic
>>539784763>Jeet EurylochusI prefer the nigger version from the musical and I hate niggers.
>>539777305>Chud's PC
>>539777106>no boob shots, not even a dick shot.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_propagandanice false flag youre running there, jensen
>>539781342>Matt Damon>acting skills>masterclass
>>539777875>Saying retard instead of hotheadwasted potential
>>539777106I thought it was amazing. Best technical filmmaking I've seen since The Revenant.
